Chapter 5 Purple gas on the head

Yuan Tiangong, who thought he knew everything in heaven and earth, was stunned, "You... What do you want?"

Yang Guang's face was immediately difficult to look at. The narrow space was full of murderous atmosphere. "Don't fucking pretend to be garlic, cigarettes, Zhonghua, Yuxi, Liqun, and Hongta Mountain!"

Yuan Tiantong was even more at a loss, "Why... why haven't you heard of the small things that the second young master wants?"

Yang Guangxin said that you are a pervert and pretending to be. If you hadn't traveled here like the third brother, would you really know everything? He doesn't believe that he has become an immortal.

"It's still installed, isn't it? If you don't have cigarettes, just leave a QQ number, so that you can contact me later!"

Yuan Tiantong was completely speechless, with a big bald head full of sweat, "What? Ball ball? Does the second young master want a ball? There is really no small one!"

At the same time, Yang Guang has been observing him without blinking. He is very good at interrogating prisoners and criminal psychology. If this demon lies, he will definitely not be able to ask him three times in a row.

But it's a pity that this guy really doesn't seem to know anything. If he really travels through the past in modern times, it's easy to say something like cigarette QQ. Even if he forcibly resists his heartbeat, breathing and eyes will have obvious changes.

He is a little relieved. As long as he doesn't travel together, although it can't be ruled out that this guy, like himself, has been specially trained to lie and fart and never blush and beats, he can still take the next step.

"Well, what on earth did you see? Why did you suddenly kneel down and beg for mercy? I'm just a county magistrate of Yanmen. Are you so afraid? I heard that many relatives in the court came to you to untie the signature!"

Yuan Tianang knelt down again, "Please forgive the second young master. The reason why Xiao recognizes you as the second young master of the Duke's Mansion is that he can no longer find a second talented and brilliant son like you inside and outside the court. What's more, the little one knows some astrological geography and Zhou Yi's calculations!"

Speaking of this, he looked around very cautiously to confirm that there was no one around. Then he mysteriously lowered his voice and said, "Although I don't know the trajectory of your life in the future, it is the spirit of the son of heaven when you step on the auspicious clouds on your head..."

Yang Guang was completely convinced. Assuming that this demon really didn't cross over, then he really had the ability. It's really uneasy to put such a guy outside, so just take it with you. Well, if you find something wrong, you can kill him at any time. Yang Guang was born with this kind of courage, that is, he dares to take the most dangerous and unpredictable demons close to him.

What Yang Guang did not expect was that although Yuan Tiang was greedy, lustful and cunning, he became his indispensable right-hand man in the future.

Thinking of this, Yang Guang finally completely relaxed, "Ha ha, don't talk nonsense like this in the future. I don't think I heard it this time. If there is another time, be careful to let your head fall to the ground! Also, do you think I should take the Miss Yun outside or not?

Yuan Tianang immediately thanked him excitedly, as if the eagle had finally found its owner. Hearing Yang Guang suddenly asked her about Yun Zhaoxun, he immediately put on a shameless face, "If I were the second young master, I would definitely take it. As the saying goes, my fair lady is a gentleman, not to mention that Miss Yun's soul has long been hooked by the second young master, hehe"

Just because of such a shameless and accurate grasp of women's psychology, Yang Guang added a little good impression to him. At least this demon dares to tell the truth. Anyway, other people's unfamiliarity just need network talents to establish their own sphere of influence, so this demon is the first.

But he didn't have any worries at all, "But is it really appropriate to do this?" He pretended to ask. In fact, it meant that it depended on how the demon behaved, and whether you could really calculate that Yun Zhaoxun had to get his eldest brother Yang Yong in the future!

He has only crossed here for three or four days. His eldest brother Yang Yong has not seen him when he went out, and his eldest sister Yang Lihua has not seen him as the queen now, so he has no idea of his biggest competitor in the future succession to the throne. He doesn't like to fight uncertain battles. He knows himself and his enemy and wins every battle. Strategically, it is better to pay attention to his opponents. Of course, this is all his personal experience as a shadow bodyguard for three years around the No. 1 leader.

Yuan Tiankang's eyes turned around and showed a more obscene smile on his face. "To tell the truth, that is, you should do it first and then suffer. Why don't you enjoy it comfortably first? Although everything is settled, yin and yang gossip, gold, wood, water, fire, earth and the five elements of the universe, this thing will often be a little unexpected and offset, hehe. At worst, it takes more effort to crack it for you!"

Yang Guang almost didn't criticize when he heard it. He is a pervert. If his eldest brother's princess can crack him ** at will, what else can't be changed in the world?

When the two were struggling to annihirate the thieves and discussing how to do it better, Xiao Heizi rushed over to report the news, "Master, master, something seems to have happened to Miss Yun's house. She hurried away with the housekeeper, but the master is relieved that Xiao Heizi has asked her address and the date of her birth..."

Yang Guang couldn't help but feel sorry when he heard this. He thought that things would end his virginity tonight, but he didn't expect that it was empty in the end. However, he was very satisfied with the turn an ancient dull reading boy into an obscene domestic slave within three days.

Yuan Tiangang immediately greeted him with a bad smile, "Please give me more advice after Yuan Tiang!" This colored monk is completely thick-skinned and familiar. Xiao Heizi still wonders how the two people who walked out with swords are now harmonious? Yang Guang shook his head and smiled, and casually introduced the new members of the organization to Xiao Heizi.

"Little Heizi, my personal book boy, is also my most trusted slave. Yuan Tianhang, that is, not to quit the monk, will also be regarded as my young master in the future. You two should take care of each other and trust each other, do you understand?

Little Heizi still looked blank, "But, but master, it's not appropriate for you to take a monk home as a domestic slave, right? Madam will definitely not agree..."

Yang Guang and Yuan Tiankang looked helplessly at the anxious and loyal little black man and laughed at each other. Yuan Tiankang walked over and touched his little head to explain the prank, "The so-called impermanence of heaven and the earth is unreasonable. Why can't the monk be a domestic slave in the house?"

The little black man blushed and argued, "But isn't the four monks all empty and care about the world? Aren't you burning incense and kowtowing to serve the Buddha?

Yuan Tiancan then give the answer, "Then can I be vulgar?"

Xiao Heizi nodded and shook his head quickly, "No, you can't turn your back on the Buddha in order to be a slave. It's wrong for you to do this!"

Yuan Tianjiao was about to cry. He thought that the talented second young master of the Yang family had such a second-class book boy with him, "But I'm still vulgar to serve the second young master. If you choose, will you serve the Buddha or the second young master?"

Xiao Heizi chose to serve the second young master without hesitation. Yuan Tiankang patted him on the head again and said, can I be the same as you? Only then did he figure it out, but he always deliberately kept a distance of one meter away from Yuan Tianang, because he was really not used to being a colleague with a temple monk called a little fairy.

It's just that Yun Zhaoxun left. Yang Guang was disappointed and began to think, how could Yuan Tiangang, a demon, agree to follow him unconditionally so easily? Shouldn't this guy cheat everywhere and be pretentious?

No, SHIT (asshole), there must be something wrong here!