Chapter 445 Bragging is not taxed
Zhang Lihua hated it so much that she felt it. She said that if it hadn't been for Yang Guang's instruction, no matter how shameless these people were, they wouldn't have let their men blow up their masters**. This sounds as obscene as online novels. How can this monk also be a monk who enjoys talking about it very much?
"It's not only that, Yang Guang's three subordinates are three students, which are exactly the same. This brother likes to explode people** if he doesn't like anything else, and it's fun. However, Yang Guang not only did not stop him, but also praised it in public that he would not obey his orders. It's all about Luo Qi's three brothers ** flowers.
Zhang Lihua had to wave his hand to stop him, "Okay, okay, can you say something that is not disgusting?"
The monk paused, but there was still a smile on his face. He did it on purpose. This was disgusting. Haha, that's when it began, but he still recited the Buddha's name and made a repentance expression, "Sin sin, Nanwu Amitabha, since Master Zhang doesn't like to listen to this, let's talk about something else."
"It is said that Yang Guang gave it to Luo Qi after he caught the consign of the empress of heaven in Tongguan. Luo Qi was already very clever at that time. He actually thought of using ** Dagong's horse to serve others. As a result, even his intestines burst out. If it hadn't been for Chao Yuanfang's presence to treat him, he would have died..."
Zhang Lihua listened to it for a while. Although he had never seen the thing of the big male horse, he beat more than people. He directly used the male horse to blow people. Is this still a human? Isn't this a human and beast? It's too beast. This must also be Yang Guang's super perverted idea. Thinking about the scene at that time, she couldn't help subconsciously fighting. I shivered and was a little worried about meeting Yang Guang, because this pervert is not a human at all, and she is still a human,
This is the biggest difference between her and him now,
"Dead monk, your mouth can't be separated from **, right? Do you believe it or not? Auntie immediately found ten ** horses to serve you together. It seems that you like it very much, pervert."
The monk's heart is full of joy. Grandma, he finally moved back bravely. Humph, no matter how powerful you are, you are still a woman. When you go to bed, you have to be obediently below, and you still want to go against the sky.
It's enough to have an anti-sky Yang Guang in the world now. How can he get along with so many anti-sky?
"It's okay not to say **, let's talk about Yang Guang flirting with the queen. These things are also legendary. I even know the details, hehe"
Zhang Lihua had to curse again,
"Dead monk, don't you want to be immediately told by the big man** about what Yang Guang did when he entered Youzhou City."
The monk said that you think you can stand it in Youzhou City. Che, although the monk is not in Youzhou, he knows what happened in Youzhou. Every time he replied, the boss's wife will tell him the latest progress of Youzhou, so that he can know himself and control the rhythm in the south.
So when he mentioned this, his face was red again, as if those heroic deeds belonged to him. "Youzhou City, although I have always been on an equal footing with Yang Guang, I looked down on him before, but Youzhou City had to look at him with new eyes this time. After Yu Chiton**, Yang Guang took the captain one by one. Chi Dun wanted to talk to Yu Yi directly, and Yu Chi Dun was a meeting ceremony. As a result, a young general from Youzhou City angered Yang Guang. Guess what, Yang Guang broke into Youzhou single-handedly, and then finished the general's mansion, and was even favored by Princess Pingyuan to match her new goddaughter to Yang Guang.
"But how did she know that the goddaughter was originally arranged by Yang Guang in advance. It was his woman. She was a powerful woman who even had to admire the meeting and hiding. I still don't know how capable this woman is. I only know that she came and went without a trace. The key is that she is still a charming beauty. As long as a man takes a look, he will never forget it again. If he can kiss Fangze, it's really worth dying..."
The monk drooled while talking, which was a great stimulus and insult to Zhang Lihua. Her heart was turned upside down. Is Yang Guang's perverted luck so good? Playing with a woman is not only beautiful but also very talented,
But she didn't believe that there were more beautiful and more powerful women in the world than her, so she immediately interrupted, "What do you think that woman compares with me?"
The monk said, look, I knew you would be jealous. Humph, I'd like to see what deep hatred you have with Yang Guang. "This is not easy to compare. Let's put it this way. Anyway, that woman is matched with Yang Guanglang's talent and beautiful. The two of them stand together like a fairy couple, and the woman is likely to be a princess..."
Zhang Lihua had to swear again, "Grandma, you mean I'm far worse than her, right?"
The monk smiled and shook his head, "No, the monk didn't say that Master Zhang said it yourself. Besides, you and Yang Guang are irreconcilable enemies. Yang Guang has any women. You don't have to be so jealous. Speaking of which, the first-class beauty is also gentle and considerate, and the little princess is charming. She is as beautiful as a flower, smart and even likes Yang Guang. You have to be jealous, don't you?
"In fact, it's not just these women. You go to Chang'an City to find a big girl and a little daughter-in-law to ask who can stand the momentum of Yang Guang's white horse silver gun and a general's white robe on Chang'an Street. How many daughters of the boudoir princes and nobles who have not left the cabinet have asked the matchmaker to marry Yang Guang."
"Although Yang Guangchang is just ordinary, after all, he is also good at literature and martial arts, and he also knows a little about medical skills. Although I have always felt that if the monk still has vulgar long hair, Yang Guang will stand in front of the monk, but now the monk is still a monk, still a monk, still a big bald head, so let him get some bargain first..."
Zhang Lihua was really going to vomit. Originally, she also thought that Yang Guang was good-looking and easy to see. A stinky hooligan was a pervert, but now when she heard the monk in front of her turn black and white upside down, she realized that maybe Yang Guang is really a majestic and popular beautiful man. How can those people see the essence of his sleaver? In this world She is the only one who knows his true face,
The monk continued, "But Yu Yi and Pingyuan have the evil spirit of becoming kings. Originally, they planned to leave Yu Chijiong's son and Yang Jian's son in Youzhou as hostages. On the surface, they were treated well. Who knew that Yang Guang suddenly sent someone to kill Yu Chiton and sent his head back to Xiangzhou to hang his body at the west gate of Youzhou City. On the flagpole, he washed the 800 elite guards of the general's mansion in such a half-column time, and there was no one left. For a moment, the corpses of the general's mansion were full of blood flowing into a river..."
Zhang Lihua was surprised, "How many people did Yang Guang take to Youzhou?"
The monk frowned and counted his fingers, "One, two, three, four, five... I only have 7,8 people including monks. There are beggars, wine sellers, horses, and people who like to blow up men**. Anyway, there are no serious people, of course, except for the monk."
Cut, he can tell the truth. In fact, it is 1000 phoenix camp killing people. He is going to create this strong contrast, which makes Zhang Lihua afraid before she sees Yang Guang. If he wants to conquer such a woman, he must first break through the defense line in her heart.