Chapter 140 Eat to the death, I will kill you and be the boss today
Although he said "it's time to go" rationally, Xuguang's tongue has been greedily soft, * and licked, trying to invite her to dance with him.
Junyi felt that her tongue was being sucked out in a daze. She opened her eyes in a daze and saw the face that had been beaten countless times in her dream. The current expression of this face is intoxicated.
Junyi has facial blindness and is not very familiar with facial expressions. Xuguang's face is too familiar with it, so Junyi can distinguish some. In her opinion, this is obviously the look of eating delicious food!
Junyi was so scared that he punched the nose of the face upside down of all sentient beings, broke away, and gasped, "I knew it! I knew you would eat me if you played enough! I know I can't avoid it! But don't think I'll let you eat it! I will struggle even at the last minute! Even if you can't hit ** all over your body, it will give you a few more **!"
Xuguang secretly kissed people with a shame in his heart, and Junyi dared not hide when he came over. At this moment, he covered his nose and said, "Don't be excited, I don't want to be frivolous... You..."
What is not being frivolous when someone faints? Xuguang himself was not confident enough to speak, and his voice was very low, and he didn't know how to cover his nose and spit out words clearly.
Ah? Do you still want to steam me?!" Junyi smiled sadly and was endlessly disappointed, "The demon is the demon. No matter how bad human beings are, they have scheming but people have feelings! Raising a fox for five years also has feelings that won't hurt it. Don't you have feelings?
"Are you sure what you're talking about?" Xuguang: Huh? Why should I say "Bbe"?)
Only then did Xuguang realize that what the two said was not the same thing at all. This is, "Do you have no feelings?" It hurt his heart even more deeply.
Why do you say that he has no feelings? Will he get out of control if he doesn't have feelings? After five years together, it turned out to be the same as the low-level monster that cannibals. It turned out that she had always been... and wanted to eat her! Xuguang was really hit: "I said I don't eat people."
"The most unbelievable thing in the world is what you said." Junyi didn't hesitate to speak out.
"I'm not going to eat you!" Xuguang stressed.
"So what were you doing to me just now? Why should I suck my tongue into your mouth to taste it if I don't eat it?!"
"I'm..." Xuguang was speechless. He suddenly realized that what he was just doing was a secret kiss! It's light! It's obscene! This is his most disgraceful behavior. Today, unexpectedly...
God doesn't know how can he have a day of "indescene" women?
Shame and annoyed, Xuguang finally turned around and fled without saying a word. ( Xuguang: Can you speak? What is "escape"? Won't you say if you leave with negative anger? Am I Tianhu? I don't know how many times more noble our race is than human beings!" Does the word "demon" insult our noble self-esteem? I can scold our race, can't we? Is this a racial conflict? I'm not excited!)
Junyi looked at his departing back, supported himself and exhaled, and slowly fell down.
When she woke up again, she found that she was still in the general altar of the Samang Mountain Dragon Gang and fell to her last fight. The little brothers of the Dragon Gang who pretended to be dead looked at her fearfully and dared not come forward. Seeing that she woke up, some of the little brothers spewed blood and fell down on their backs, and some bumped into each other when they ran away and "dizzy" .
"Oh, I just seemed to have dreamed about something..." Junyi looked at the sunset in the west and began to recall, but when he wanted to remember it, he stopped thinking about it. His mind automatically operated, blocking and deleting that paragraph, Ding! Prompt that the deletion fails and is automatically thrown into a safe quarantine area without affecting the normal operation of the brain.
Subconsciously operated all this well. Junyi stood up and checked his wound. The explosive injuries caused by the loss of control of spiritual power were everywhere, but they were not as serious as he imagined. They were all shallow skin wounds. They were scarred and would soon get better. Strange, Junyi's impression was that the injury should be much heavier than now.
But it's not surprising that she has fallen into a semi-coma when her spiritual power is out of control. Maybe it's a mistake... Junyi shook her head and tried to make her brain more awake.
Putting aside the injury, Junyi walked to the wall, passed through the "big" word on the wall, then passed through the big "cai" word, and finally stepped through the "human" word hole. The evil lion bent down and lay on the ground in the shape of "human", closing his eyes and did not seem to wake up.
"Ha." Junyi was happy and kicked him in the chest. She felt that she had earned it. She was not confident that she could win many people. She thought she was going to die here, but she just wanted to die happily. In this state, she could win one.
"Receive me the protection fee!" Junyi kicked while scolding, and kicking every scolding, "The protection fee for me is to protect me. Will you collect the money for those outside doors of the inner door?" With that, he was angry and kicked harder, "There is also an additional protection fee!" It's embarrassing to add it! Move my flowers! Smash my flower room! Pissing near my flower field! Play cards in my flower field! ......”
"Cough... spare my life, spare my life..." The evil lion spit out a mouthful of blood and opened his eyes and shouted for mercy. He is not afraid of kicking, but it depends on what the situation is. He can't help spitting blood after being kicked by Junyi. How can he be kicked wildly?
"You still pretend to be dead!" Junyi kicked it again.
"Puff..." The evil lion spit out a mouthful of blood, and Junyi stepped back a few steps to avoid being splashed. Although her body was also full of blood and no place was clean, she still wanted to be clean and hated to be splashed.
"Sister, you just work hard because of the little things you said, as for that! Spit blood!"
The evil lion dares to spit blood not only because of injury, but also because the reason why he killed him too much.
"What's the matter! Try to be bullied every day! It's not you who dare to be bullied! Where's your sister? Try it again! You call him again..." Junyi came up and continued to kick, which was heavier than the previous one. Who called him bad? He was called "sister". Don't you know that this word is particularly taboo?
"Big Boss! Boss! I called you boss! Spare me...give me...give me...give me...give me... boss, boss! What the hell are you going to do?"
Junyi tilted his head slightly and said, "How about it? Let's do this first. Since you have called me boss, I will accept you.
"Ah?"
"Ah, what? It's too late. What, do you have a problem? If you have any comments, continue to call. Junyi raised his feet.
"no problem! No problem!" The evil lion turned over and hugged Junyi's leg, "From now on, you are our boss!"
After hugging his thighs, the evil lion consciously called up the brothers who pretended to be dead, asked them to kowtow to Junyi, and grabbed the blood of the door dog Wangcai as an alliance, recognizing Junyi as the new boss.
It's a little strange to recognize the new boss so easily. Shouldn't gang people be very loyal? Why are they all different from what I imagined?
In the worship, Junyi remembered something: "When will your original boss come back?"
From the interrogation of several superconscious "scarecrows", Junyi has learned that the boss of the Dragon Gang made a "big business" and mysteriously took people out, and the "scarecrows" don't know when their boss will come back.
Although the evil lion is refined and has a big waist, he is also a good man. At this moment, he doesn't call the original boss "the boss" and flatter him with clumsy words: "That guy?! That guy took someone out. It is estimated that it will take 16 days to come back. Who knows when he will come back? It's best if he can't come back! Boss, don't worry, when he comes back, you will lead your brothers to kill him! Brothers, I swear to follow you to the death.
"Oh." After listening to his contradictory words of flattery, Junyi answered without saying, "Then I will challenge him when he comes back. My challenge is from the whole dragon gang. Naturally, you have to be subdued from the elders of the master to sweeping the yard."
"The boss is powerful!" The evil lion immediately shouted. This sentence was not that he deliberately flattered, but sincerely. There were many people who dared to kill him alone. Some were tired of living and came to find someone to kill him. They were confident that they could win, but they had never appeared before after picking dozens of people all the way to win him. Maybe Junyi doesn't know what kind of person he has won, but the evil lion knows his own strength.
Junyi raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Since you are my subordinate, please help me work."
" boss, please tell me!"
"Maybe I can only order you for a few days, maybe only 16 days," Jun Yi thought for a moment and smiled.
The smile in Junyi's words made the evil lion trembling. He hurriedly knelt down: " boss, we are absolutely sincere. When that guy comes back, we will cut him without saying anything!"
With no answer to his words, Junyi said, "I want you to do three things for me."
" boss, please speak."
"This is the first thing you have to do. You can find out who wants to marry me. It's okay for some of your brothers to marry me. It's okay for you to do it yourself. I have nothing to ask for.
"Yes!" Yes!" Ah." Ah??" What?"
The new boss's thinking brothers really can't keep up! Where is this?
"Didn't you understand?" Junyi explained patiently, "If I want to get married, I have to find someone who is willing to marry. You guys just help me find a father-in-law. It's that simple. Why don't you understand?"
The evil lion asked carefully, "What is the boss looking for?"
"I have low requirements, and it's not difficult to find." Junyi has thought about the requirements of her husband and talked to the matchmaker and others countless times. She quickly said, "There is no requirement for appearance. It's best to be ugly, because I'm also ugly, so it doesn't matter if you have a physical defect. I don't mind if I break my arm and my eyes are blind. After marriage, I will take care of him, and he won't leave him."
The evil lion nodded fiercely, which is not only low, but simply "fierce" low.
I only heard Junyi crackle and continued, "Then it's nothing. Needless to say that I have good conduct. This is the basic idea of love. People should be diligent and enter, and I don't like renters and playing cards; I don't like sissy; I don't like sissy; I don't like sissy; I don't like smoking; drink some wine. Ah.
A gentle and responsible real man is the best. He is willing to get along with me, understand me and like me. Don't judge people by their appearance, don't find a mistress, and they are not allowed to take concubines after marriage. How about the two of them work together until they grow old? Isn't it difficult?
It's not difficult! There are healthy limbs everywhere. Where can I find such a high moral standard?!! The evil lion stammered and smiled bitterly, "You... it's not difficult!"