Chapter 188: A friend's erudite and versatile!!
Outside the mirror, after looking at the people in the cell without much movement, the man said uncertainly, "I, why do I always have a psychological feeling of timidity?"
"Ah, it's probably my wife who wants to deal with you again?" This kind of thing has happened many times. Every time the city owner has this feeling, his wife has not let him go.
"Ha ha, Xuan Junyao!" The man sneered and said that he must have provoked the baby.
Shui Zhe said sympathetically, "City lord, you might as well find a place to hide than sneer here? It's not that you haven't experienced your wife's ability!"
The man rolled his eyes and almost fainted. Hurry up and find a place for me!!"
Everyone nodded and retreated quickly. When he left, the bully suddenly said, "Lord of the city, what should I do with Xiaohui?"
"Cure it, and then go to the eighth brother. You must order them to coax your wife, or you will be killed!" At the last moment, the pretending still has to be carried out to the end.
"I know, Shui Zhe, find a way to please Xiaohui and the eighth brother, just say that the city owner promised to complete this matter and promise them a wish! Otherwise, don't think about eating in the future. The bully confessed honestly.
"Idiot!" He Na kept contemptuously. If you want to explain, you won't wait for the city owner to leave. What he cares most about is his face. Why can't this girl learn it forever?
"Bear the bully, let's compare with each other later!" Before escaping, Jue Ao did not forget to threaten.
He was in a cold sweat, and he seemed to have said what he shouldn't have said. But... "Lord, you'd better go to the little master to hide. Madam is reluctant to disturb the place.
Bang Bang... Shui Zhe and He Na fell directly to the ground and looked at the bully with black smoke all over their bodies. In their eyes, they only disdained except sympathy.
Why does he always not open which pot?
"Yo, city lord, are you ready to run for your life again? Go to the little master's place. Madam is reluctant to disturb the place. Silently, who just came back, suddenly gave a kind opinion.
Bang bang... A black man with black smoke all over his body appeared again.
"Humph!" Jue Ao hummed coldly and hid in the back mountain. Where are I going? Do you want me to explain the rape?
"These two are a perfect match." After patting the dust on her body, Shui Zhe and He Na left here cleanly, and Mrs. **'s little pet went away.
In the main mother's hall, Xuan Junyao was looking at her friend in surprise, "Have you ever died? So are you a ghost now?"
Bao Kuikui smiled and said, "How to say, I'm not a human anyway!"
"You are a shemale?" After saying that, the two laughed.
"Well, what's going on? Aren't you hidden? Why did your urn appear again? Xuan Junyao sighed.
Bao Kuikui's eyes narrowed slightly and continued to recall, "So what if you hide? Don't forget, even if I travel through time, I'm still a human being!"
It turned out that even with the blessing of the life of the King of Yan, Bao Kuikui was still gradually aging in the hidden fairyland. This is the law of nature as a human being.
Looking at the old face, she was really desperate. "You don't have to deceive me. I know he didn't come to find me at all. Dust, let me grow old naturally!"
For the past two hundred years, she has spent every day in lonely memories, but the people she miss deeply has never come to find herself.
"Wait, how did you know that Jue Ao didn't look for you? Aren't you hidden?" Xuan Junyao was puzzled.
Bao Kuikuiqi smiled and said, "After all, I have lived there for so long, and the person who takes care of me is actually Mother Fox, so she helped me inquire. Only then did I know that the bitch has another group of concubines!"
"Wow, that's too much. Keep going!" At any time, there was an extra plate of melon seeds on the table, and the fox also sat down curiously. The three of them carved melon seeds to listen to the play together.
When Jue Ao felt that he had forgiven Bao Kuikui's recklessness and wanted to tour her, he found that the beautiful woman had already gone. Holding the urn sent by the king of the year, he closed himself for three years.
No one knows what he was thinking in it, but by the time he came out, he was already full of scum and haggard.
Then he took Bao Kuikui's ashes to the Hall of the King of the Lord of the Deen and negotiated the internal requirements with the King of the King of thee. Jue Ao used his own blood and her soul to recreate a Bao Kuikui.
"Wow, it's so mythical, isn't it?" Xuan Junyao exclaimed.
"Madam, is this how you were resurrected?" This is also the first time that Mother Fox has heard of it. In the past, this matter was a taboo in the city, and no one was allowed to mention it.
After taking a sip of flower tea, Bao Kuikui nodded happily and said, "Yes, and then I returned with Jue Ao's two successes. The little concubines in the city, hum~ Sister, I didn't let go!" Twenty-seven, even if it's not much, but in front of ordinary demons, it's also a strong sense of existence!
"** plunder, what did you choose?"
"Bullshit, don't you see that I have been self-cultivating? Girl, I use the newcomer's marching method, using the palace fight from TV, and the house fight from calligraphy. Break these demons one by one! Hahaha..."
Looking at Bao Kuikui, who was laughing wildly, Xuan Junyao didn't believe it at all. In addition to painting, her brain is more confused than herself. Fighting? Just her?
Xuan Junyao turned her eyes to Mami Fox to see what information she could get. As a result, she saw her say in silent spoken language, "City Lord!"
Oh~~ nodded. It turned out that the city owner was secretly helping. She said that this girl is not far from the mentally retarded. Maybe Zhubao's virtue will follow her.
"I didn't expect that you were married and had children. In this way, you have come before me for a long time!"
"I'm angry when I say this. How can you give my son the name of a pig baby? Are you looking for a smoke?"
Xuan Junyao was speechless. "Sister, your son has appeared with a pig's nose. What can I think? For example, if you see it, isn't it also called a pig?
"I, that's what he looked like when he was a child. Jue Ao said that he will be very handsome when he grows up and advances. So this is called the transformation of the swan.
"Bah, ouch, look at my brain. I almost forgot the business. I'm here to treat your heart disease. Come on, what's wrong with you?" Thinking of Long Xiao in the cell, Xuan Junyao immediately sat up.
"Heart disease? My only mental illness is that I don't know where my son has gone over the years and whether he has suffered. Do you miss me? Why did you follow his father to the back mountain when you came back this time?
"Is that all?"
"Yes, oh no, it's the same now. How did you travel through time? Why did you come to Magic City? What's the doctor for me? In my opinion, except for the wrong blood in your body, are you still a mortal?"
In the face of a series of questions from Bao Kui Kui, Xuan Junyao had a headache. But he also knew that her friend cared about his gossip, and then he talked about everything about her these days.
"Wow, have you been in love for a long time? But why do I think your relationship is so plain? Isn't there any XX?"
"Get out of here..."
Bao Kuikui and Mupply laughed. At this time, she completely believed that the girl and her wife were good friends. It seems that the women in my wife's hometown are very bold!
"Well, it's not as good as my family's reputation. Does he like the ball? Somehow, when she heard that her son was kind to other women, she felt panicked.
"I guess so. Anyway, the ball didn't dump him. Who knows, alas, let my people go quickly. They are still in prison!"
Touching the hair, Bao Kuikui raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't worry, it's too late now. Let's sleep with me today. Let him think about you. Only in this way can the state of urgency be reflected.
"Yo, the dead girl knows a lot. Don't say, I'm really hungry, hey hey..."
"De Xing, M Mother Hu, go and prepare some food."
"Yes, madam!" With a sweep of long sleeves, the melon seed skin on the ground and the empty tea quilts on the table were all cleaned and returned to their original state. Holding Xuan Junyao's body, M Mother Fox turned around and left the room.
"Hey, how did you know that I was a baby? Aren't you afraid that you look the same?" After Mother Fox left, Bao Kuikui asked curiously.
Xuan Junyao frowned, "Sister, your unique hobby is that someone who knows you will know. Besides, who will imitate Long Kui's imitation so transparently? Is there anyone else besides you, a fan? Especially pearls that can be seen everywhere!!!"
"So that's it. Come on, look at my calligraphy and painting. It's the latest!" Pulling Xuan Junyao, Bao Kuikui took her to a pink dark table in an eager mood.
"This, did you write this?" In the paper, the painting is very beautiful. The affectionate kiss of a man and a woman, but a few crooked big characters next to it destroy the artistic conception of the painting. It is written on it, "What is the love in the world, teach people to vomit when eating."
"Girl, have you seen through the world? Also, did you write this word?
"Yes, sister, I have experienced the path that Hua Kui must learn. Humph, talent is not a little bit ~ Don't you believe it? "Wait" seemed to feel that his friend looked down on him. Bao Kuikui turned around and found out his other poems.
"The thief captures the king first, scolds people first"
"The businesswoman doesn't know the hatred of the subjugation of the country, and she still sings a double stick across the river."
"Wo, Mulan is playing the game console!" After reading these poems, Xuan Junyao chose to stop and read it again. She was afraid that she would vomit! It's okay to spoof, but can the words not be so ugly?
After calming down, Xuan Junyao boldly asked, "Who taught you this good handwriting?" Is the old duckling still alive?
Bao Kuikuikui was stunned, and then pointed to the fox who happened to bring the food into the room and said, "Alive, isn't it just the fox!"
"Ah... Isn't she an old woman?" Xuan Junyao was slightly surprised. What's going on?
"Hey, because my sister said that she accepted a guest, Jue Ao was so angry that he copied Yi Hong, and I have a deep relationship with Mami Hu. After all, she taught me many of my sister's talents, so I took her away. Is there a problem?"
Looking at Xuan Junyao's pale face and the messy horizontal strips on the table, Mother Fox unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said secretly, "Have you show off to your friends with strange fonts again?"
Every time she thinks of the helpless face of the city owner and the contempt of the king of the deity, she really wants to know how the lady jumped?
"Madam, er, girl, let's have dinner together!" Because she didn't know what to call it, Mage Fox also had a hard time for a while.
"Call me Jun Yao in the future!" As if she could see the embarrassment of Mother Fox, Xuan Junyao kindly explained.
"Okay." Mama Hu smiled and turned to Bao Kuikui and said, "Madam, Shui Zhe said that myna and Xiaohui will come back later!"
"My Eight?" Is there also a myna here? In her memory, the dumb and dragging brother who can fight the landlord seems to have disappeared for a long time. Will it have something to do with this?
"Well, that's my pet. It's very stinky, just like Xiaohui. By the way, Xiaohui is another pet I have, a flat horned dragon. I heard that I went out to travel around the world with Shui Zhe and others today!" Speaking of this, Bao Kuikui laughed out by himself.
"Bian, flat horned dragon?" Xuan Junyao said awkwardly, it couldn't be the guy who was slapped in the face by her. It seems that I was scared and fainted. Oh, hehe, hehe... Damn it.
"Jun Yao, why are you twitching there? Eat it!" Looking at his friend's stunned appearance, Bao Kuikui laughed.
"Baby, we are the best friends, aren't we?"
"Yes, what are you doing? What bad things have you done again!" Bao Kuikui has an ominous hunch.
"Pets and me, who is more important!"
Bao Kui Kui's heart was relieved and thought it was a big deal. You, it must be you!"
"That's good, eat!"
Bao Kuikui was slightly stunned. This man is going crazy...