Chapter 210: Cold jokes are compared, only colder!!

In the rained room, because the time has not yet arrived, I can only withdraw from the Longxiao room first and return to my room to wait anxiously. I don't know what results He Na will bring.

And on Xuan Junyao's side, a woman who was eating and drinking with the food prepared by the servant was looking at Bao Kuikui and the old lady with a playful face. Are these two people staring with big eyes?

"Hey, baby, what the hell are you doing?" Xuan Junyao, who couldn't see it, finally said doubtfully.

Bao Kuikui was helpless and said with a smile, "No, I just think you've been here for so long and haven't gone out. Why don't we leave the house tomorrow?"

Xuan Junyao and Mother Hu looked at each other, and then their eyes lit up. At the same time, they nodded, "Okay, okay~~"

Looking at the two happy people, Bao Kuikui's heart was sad. I'm afraid there will be no turning back.

After cheering up, Bao Kuikui looked at Mother Fox and suddenly said, "Munt, aren't you going to let it meet Xuanjunyao?"

Mama Fox was stunned and looked at Bao Kuikui. I didn't know why, "Madam, you..."

Bao Kuikui smiled and said, "Don't worry, Jun Yao is my sister. I have it in moderation."

Although Mama Hu has doubts, it is not good for Mrs. Buddha's face, but it is not just given. There are too many things involved.

"Hey, what are you two talking about?" Xuan Junyao put down the bowl and chopsticks and said angrily. It was fine before, but why is it strange now?

"Nothing. Madam wants me to introduce a friend to you." After saying that, Mage Fox opened her red lips, and a shining pure white bead slowly jumped out of her mouth.

After falling to the ground, the beads suddenly appeared, and then a beautiful woman in white appeared in front of the crowd.

"Ah? Aren't you..." The woman in white standing with the bully in Nie Xiaoqian? The technique seems to be very powerful.

The woman didn't say anything, but nodded to her and made a salute.

Moving her body to Bao Kuikui's side, Xuan Junyao whispered, "Hey, who is this girl?"

Glancing at Xuanjunyao, Bao Kuikui smiled and said, "Won't you ask yourself?"

"Hey, look at you~~ Hey, what's your name?"

The woman still didn't make a sound and stared straight at her. This feeling made her scalp tame on the spot.

There was nothing I could do. I turned to Mage Fox and asked again, "Mama, is this girl mute?"

Mage Fox smiled shyly and said, "No, it's just that she has a strange temper. At that time... you will understand."

Xuan Junyao smiled faintly, retreated to her seat slightly, and looked at the woman in white remotely.

Finally, "Do it, do it! Won't you call me beautiful? Don't you want to praise me first? What kind of eyes~~"

In the face of the woman's accusation, the three people present were full of black lines, especially Xuan Junyao, "What's wrong, is this from the northeast?"

Bao Kuikui laughed and laughed, "It's my fault. It's really my fault. I often tell this girl some accents that I know. Who would have thought that she would learn something different? Don't worry, it's just this one time. It's just a mouthful one."

"You two, what should I do if you ask me to come out? Do you care so much about me?"

Mage Fox shook her head and hardly wanted to look directly at the woman in white.

"Let's talk about it if you have something to do." As if she couldn't be ignored, the woman rose up again.

It was Bao Kuikui who couldn't stand it first and shouted, "What's the matter? Do you still have to show off?" Have a good talk to my wife."

After a white look at Bao Kuikui, the woman replied directly, "Lap it down, I don't know you yet."

"Puff..." Xuanjunyao, who was drinking water, choked directly. Good boy, the fox had to look at Bao Kuikui's face. As a result, this girl couldn't respond to the city lord's wife. Uh-huh~ There was something wrong with this.

"Hey, sister, stop it, okay? This is Xuan Junyao. You must also know her identity through Mami Hu, right? Is there anything else you need to introduce?" Bao Kuikui surrendered with both hands and seemed to have nothing to do with this woman in white.

After taking a look at Xuanjunyao, the woman looked at Bao Kuikui and said coldly, "Huh, can you not know? Even what she doesn't know, I know, madam, what do you think?

In the face of the woman's eyes, Bao Kuikui was a little embarrassed. That's right, this girl can't figure out what Jue Ao and others have calculated. It seems that... whether this can be done depends on whether the girl is willing or not.

"Ha ha, look at what you said. By the way, it is said that you have traveled to the 21st century again? How about it? What have you learned?" After all, Xuan Junyao and Mother Hu were present, and Bao Kuikui could only talk about it.

Hearing this, the woman's little eyes lit up and quickly nodded and said, "I learned a lot of cold jokes. What's the matter? Do you want to compare with me, madam?

Bao Kuikui quickly waved his hand and said, "No, how long has it been since I been there? What new jokes can come out, or... you and her?"

Pulling Xuan Junyao, Bao Kuikui directly pushed his friend to the front line. Even Mother Fox nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I didn't understand the joke she said earlier. I guess it's cold enough.

At this moment, Xuan Junyao is still shocked by Bao Kuikui's natural words and blackened all over her body, and then crossed into the 21st century? What, this girl can...

It seemed to notice what Dao Xuanjunyao was thinking. The woman in white hurriedly said, "Girl, don't think about it for me. We have different identities. I'm a demon, and I'm going to the demon road. If you are not afraid of falling into the animal road, go back with me to have a try. Most of them are failures, so you can't go back."

"Oh, that's not it. But, beauty, what's your name?

The woman in white seemed to enjoy this beautiful woman, so she replied leisurely, "Call me Xiaobai."

Hearing this, Xuan Junyao suddenly remembered the crayon Xiaoxin she had seen. The pet in it had an exclusive action, which was called "Xiao Bai, grab the little JJ~~" Well, well, she was too worried.

Bao Kuikui stared at Xiao Bai, and then turned to Xuan Junyao and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense. That's a nickname. This girl's real name is Bai Yu."

Mother Fox also said, "Yes, this girl is my guardian god. She has a proud temper. Junyao, don't take it to heart."

"God of Guardian? Aren't you an eight-tailed fox? Why is there still a guardian god?" Xuan Junyao was confused.

M Mother Fox covered her lips and smiled and said, "This is really incredible. It's the first time for me. Listen to me slowly!"

When Mother Fox took care of Bao Kuikui in hell, she accidentally saved Bai Yu, who was severely damaged at that time.

When the king of death came to find Bao Kuikuikui to brag, he found Bai Yu, who was seriously injured, and guessed her identity.

This girl is the immortal who sat down by the Dizangwang Bodhisattva in the Yangjian, but because she is naughty, she is not very attentive to practice. When she goes to hell to see the Dizang Bodhisattva, she is heavily ambushed.

Then the king of death went to the Bodhisattva to explain that who had thought that the Bodhisattva had already gone out to popularize the Dharma, but left the mount to listen.

Listen and convey, "King of the Wild, the Bodhisattva has already known everything. Considering that Bai Yu is too playful, it's better to let her go through karma, which is also a punishment. Do it according to your own ideas, and don't be blinded by other worries!"

The king of the underal is clear now that this matter is cleaning up the little girl's madness, hahaha, it's right!!!

Considering that Bao Kuikui needed a good assistant around him, the king of death asked Bai Yu for a favor by saving her life. With the addition of the fox, that's two.

The first is to ask Bai Yu to protect Bao Kuikui and obey her. The second is that the king of the world can't avoid the thunderstorm of the fox, and there are too few cronies around Bao Kuikui, so he let Bai Yu be the guardian god of the fox.

Fortunately, these two are not unreasonable things. Bai Yu, who should not be desperate, naturally agreed to these two requirements, and explained that he would leave to practice after repaying his kindness.

After all, this blow was really too big. Bai Yu also knew that he was usually arrogant, so he provoked her to kill. You can't even get the redemption of the Bodhisattva. Then slowly calm down and practice.

After listening to all this, Xuan Junyao just wanted to say, "This practice is so open. Look, she can travel everywhere. Whoo-hoo, that's so good!"

Bai Yu seemed to be very disgusted with what he had done before. He quickly waved his hand and asked, "Hey, didn't you say you were competing with me? Why do you say that I used to come here?"

Bao Kuikui shook his head. This girl's patience is really indebious. The game? Isn't that a lottery?"

Bai Yu naturally understood what Bao Kuikui meant. At present, he hit the snake and said with the stick, "Yes, if she wants to win, I will stay with the city owner to practice these days. I won't go anywhere, but if I want to win. There are some things, but they have to be turned over!!!"

Bao Kuikui's face turned white, and she knew that the girl came back so quickly today and definitely knew something. Otherwise, I won't say anything about the reversal, but I can't make it clear now. I can only say helplessly, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

Bai Yu sneered, "Isn't it Jun Yao? It's the second time we've met. Are you first or me first?

Arch your hand, "White girl, let's go first. I haven't found a joke yet. Wait for my transportation~~"

"Okay, you're welcome." Bai Yu didn't say anything, and immediately said the joke he had inquired about.

"I have a friend who has been single, is 1.9 meters tall and works in a public institution. A few days ago, on a blind date, both sides felt good and were ready for further development, so the girl's family asked the matchmaker if the man was making up (career establishment).

"The matchmaker spoke careless. He ran to his friend's house and said, 'The girl asked if there was any editor'. The friend's mother was angry as soon as she heard it: Ouch, what is this TMD asking! Is there a whip? My son is 19 meters old. What kind of whip does she want? ......”

After that, even Xiaohui hurriedly covered myna's ears. It hurt too much and hurt my body.

Xuan Junyao was completely speechless, "White girl, we are all women. Why do you have to make a dirty joke? Isn't it a vegetarian point?"

Bai Yu frowned, "Isn't it that you didn't eat pork and pretended to be pure?"

Ms. Hu patted her chest and said, "It's not that we pretend to be pure, but that we are afraid that you will scare those who eavesdrop. This paragraph is too meaty..."

Bai Yu turned his head and quickly found the place monitored by Jue Ao. He said disdainfully, "Aren't you think it's a very cold joke style?" At that time, she laughed a lot~~

Several people behind the mirror quickly shook their heads, joking, and the guarantee of innocence. They promised that they didn't understand anything.

"You, that's you, come on!" It seemed that he felt the response of Shui Zhe and others. Bai Yu simply let Xuan Junyao start. Let's see, can this girl's joke be colder than himself?

"Cough, I'm coming!"

"A girl cried and begged her boyfriend not to dump her, and then after the matter was irreparable, she continued to cry for about 3 minutes, and then kept choking and called her spare tire with tears on the phone."

'Because I love you so much, I broke up with my boyfriend.' I didn't control my expression well at that time, showing a countryman who had never seen the world. After saying that, he deliberately twitched his face, showing a frightened and unbelievable look.

Hearing this, the people present, even several people behind the mirror, maintained a motionless posture, and then the picture was interrupted and did not want to continue watching this kind of idiotic dialogue.

And Bao Kuikui's expressions are not very good-looking. This girl...hey.

Bai Yu held his forehead and turned around and said, "I'm going to find the city owner. I've never heard such a joke, damn it!!!"