Chapter 6 If you hit me, I will touch you

"Bang!" The loud slap sounded through the sky, and Xia He, who turned into a mini-little man again, slapped Xiao Tian's face again.

Brush! Like a conditioned reflex, Xiao Tian's hand immediately lifted Xia He's skirt.

What's going on? Seeing that the reaction speed of that hand is completely not hit by the brain itself, has it become his reflex to touch the buttocks as soon as he is slapped?

"Bang!" In order to verify the conjecture in his heart, Xia He slapped him loudly again.

Brush! Xiao Tian's hand immediately touched it, as sharp as a poisonous snake that saw its prey.

"Bang!" Bang!" Pa!"

After several verifications, Xia He vomited blood and found that Xiao Tian did form such a conditioned reflex. As long as his face was hit, his hand would attack the buttocks, and the reflex was extremely sensitive. No matter where you were, he could judge the location of your buttocks at the first time, and then attack decisively, deep. The essentials of "fast, steady, accurate and ruthless"······

"Who the hell is this? Why hasn't this kind of person been killed by thunder so far!" Xia He was extremely depressed. She was even more depressed when she thought that this conditioned reflex, which could be called the world's first reflex, was trained by herself. When she passed by a cafe, Sister Death could no longer suppress her sadness and dragged Xiao Tian, a vicious guy, in.

Hum, I'm a good boy. I don't drink, just drink coffee. Xia He wanted to "borrow coffee to relieve her sorrows", but she didn't want to see a familiar figure here, the girl in the women's toilet.

The girl sat with her back to the door of the cafe, so she didn't see Xiao Tian. Opposite her, there was also a famous man.

It is said that there are only 17 or 18 men, but this teenager is not the kind of little child who only knows those two kinds of masturbation all day long. A pair of black sunglasses stand on the bridge of his nose, and his hair is shiny and elegant.

He has an unspeakable momentum. Although he is very weak, Xia He can see it at a glance. Huaifeng, how can you be so ignorant and run out without saying hello? Do you know how worried your uncle is about you? The old teenager chattered endlessly, "Even if you really want to go out for a break after staying in the family for a long time, you still have to have someone to come out together and take care of each other, right?"

"Huang Chengtao, don't think I don't know what you mean. You just flare up with that witch. Don't think about me!" The girl's voice was a little unhappy. Her name was Chu Huaifeng.

"Huai Feng, how can you say that about me? Anyway, you are also my cousin. It's normal for me to care about you. What's wrong with Mr. Wu? Let's not talk about the power of Lord Wu, the leader of the alliance, but only talk about Mr. Wu's own talent. Mr. Wu is already C-level at the age of 20 this year. Who can reach this speed of cultivation? Moreover, the witch inherits extremely powerful secrets and invincible at the same level. Not to mention the younger generation, even some famous elders are not the enemies of the witch...

"Enough, he is so good. Why don't you marry him!"

"If Mr. Wu likes me, I will definitely follow him. Isn't Mr. Wu doesn't like men?" Huang Chengtao continued to swim after making a disgusting joke, "It's not that I said that you are not young, and you are engaged at the same age as you. You should also find a home as soon as possible, so that I, a cousin, will not worry about you every day..."

Xia He heard that his stomach was churning. He had seen a shameless person, but it was the first time I saw such a shameless person. Obviously, he said "Don't make me worry" for himself. Look at the sincere and truthless person in his tone. I really thought this was a cousin who cared about his cousin.

"Wake up!" Xia He raised his hand and was about to make a mark on Xiao Tian's face. After thinking about it, he pulled out one hand to defend his buttocks and raised the other hand to hit it.

"Bang!"

Xiao Tian's hand brush was printed on Xia He's buttocks, but Xia He had been ready for a long time. She turned her palm and grabbed Xiao Tian's big hand.

"Sure enough, I'm still a better skill." Xia He laughed happily, but the next moment, Xiao Tian's other hand was imprinted on her other buttocks.

"Absolutely intentional!" Xia He's little face turned pale with anger. This conditioned reflex is too advanced. How can she still hit the east and west? At that moment, she floated up and twisted fiercely on Xiao Tian's waist.

Thank God, there is no conditioned reflex in this place. Under the severe pain, Xiao Tian temporarily woke up. Chu Huaifeng's broken stone didn't let Xiao Tianxing come. Xia He did it with a gentle twist, which showed how horrible the twist was.

"Have you seen that guy? It's not good to see it. Go and slap him!" Xia He smiled evilly.

Under the control of Xia He, Xiao Tian strode over and went straight to Chu Huaifeng's seat. He first smiled at Chu Huaifeng beautifully, and then directly pulled a chair and sat next to Chu Huaifeng.

"It's you!" As soon as he saw Xiao Tian, Chu Huaifeng remembered the magic grab that attacked him, and he couldn't help but feel strange on his buttocks.

"Oh, why don't you drink it after ordering? It's shameful to waste!" Xiao Tian brought Chu Huaifeng's coffee and looked up to drink it.

Chu Huaifeng still drank a little cup of coffee, but she only took a small sip and looked as if she hadn't drunk it. Seeing Xiao Tian drinking the coffee she had drunk, she thought that the two shared a cup, and a strange feeling rose on Chu Huaifeng's lips.

"Please, you're welcome!" Xiao Tian did not treat himself as an outsider at all and made modesty to Chu Huaifeng.

You have drunk mine. What do you want me to drink? You are not ashamed to come in halfway and invite the host. Chu Huaifeng glanced at Xiao Tian, but her eyes were a little grateful. How could she not know what Xiao Tian was doing?

Damn, this is the coffee I ordered. Of course, you're welcome! In Huang Chengtao's view, Xiao Tian is undoubtedly more annoying than buzzing flies. He has a dull face and sits next to his cousin. There is a third person. How can he continue to persuade?

"Who are you? Can you sit in this place? Get out of here!" Huang Chengtao is already polite. For Chu Huaifeng's face, of course, he mainly wants to make a good impression on Chu Huaifeng.

"What, what does it have to do with you when I sit next to Huaifeng? Huaifeng didn't say anything. Why is it your turn to shout? Xiao Tian also didn't like Huang Chengtao and felt that this boy had a face that was to be beaten at a glance. The two of them agreed on the point of face.

"Shut up, can you call Huaifeng?" Huang Chengtao shouted, and his commanding tone was extremely domineering.

"Who are you? I didn't call you. What does it matter to you?" Xiao Tian's tone is more arrogant than Huang Chengtao.

"Huaifeng, with our relationship, I will sit next to you, right?" Xiao Tian licked his face and asked Chu Huaifeng enthusiastically. Looking at that expression, it was as if he had been in love with Chu Huaifeng for countless reincarnations for centuries.

I have nothing to do with you! Chu Huaifeng protested in his heart, but said cooperatively on the surface, "That's because I had a lot of farewell last time. I was still thinking about when I could meet again. I didn't expect to..."

Xiao Tian basically didn't remember what happened last time, but the picture of slapping someone's buttocks was clearly engraved in his mind. Originally, he thought it was Xia He, but Xia He told him that it was the girl in front of him.

Waha, it turned out that "last time" was not only for me to have fun, but also for you to have fun. Xiao Tian was so excited that he couldn't even hear the words under Chu Huaifeng, and he was busy recalling the "last time".

"Huaifeng, what the hell is going on? How do you know this kind of local bun?" Huang Chengtao looked at Xiao Tian with warning eyes as he said.

"Huaifeng, who is the frustrated guy opposite? Why do you always disturb us to catch up? With that, Xiao Tian's buttocks moved a little inside and got closer to Chu Huaifeng.

"Countrybag, how dare you say that about me?"

"Cut, you frustrated, that's what you're talking about. You even use the word 'unexpected'. Five people wear it at six o'clock, and they think you're a green onion!" Xiao Tian is tit-for-tat.

"Huaifeng, as you can see that this boy made trouble himself. Although he knows you, I also want to teach him a lesson!" Huang Chengtao's shoulders trembled, and his bones suddenly crackled.

"Kid, offending me is the biggest mistake you have made in your life!"

Huang Chengtao is just a distant cousin of the Chu family. He can't accommodate foreign energy in his body to become a power, but his father also tried his best to find a martial arts master for him. This boy's martial arts talent is not good, and he can't practice hard. He secretly said that this kind of person is just a straw bag. But the Chu family's energy was so great that they actually cut hair and wash his marrow. The Huang family bought the elixir at a sky-high price, so they got this straw bag into level D!

No matter how rubbish Huang Chengtao is, he is also an ancient martial artist. Chu Huaifeng didn't know the details of Xiao Tian. He was afraid that he would be injured. Just as he was about to open his mouth, Xiao Tian took action like lightning. A slap hit Huang Chengtao's face.

"It's a compliment to say that you are rubbing goods. You are a fool at all! If you want to teach me a lesson, why do you want me to prepare for it? Xiao Tian's big thorn sat and looked at the leisurely appearance, as if he had never taken action.

This person is not simple! Chu Huaifeng saw clearly that Xiao Tian did not leave his seat at all. His lower body did not move, but moved his arms, which looked extremely relaxed.

"You want to die!" Huang Chengtao, who had not been beaten since he was a child, roared and shouted loudly, scaring away the guests in the cafe.

" Stop it!" Chu Huaifeng made a sound to stop him, "This is not a world. Don't do it in the place of ordinary people."

"Kid, it's an abandoned factory a little outside. If you have the courage, go there to fight with me!" Although Huang Chengtao was furious, he had to listen to Chu Huaifeng's words. Let alone say that this aunt was the eldest daughter of the Chu family, Mr. Wu's opinion of her was enough to make him kowtow.

"Where is it so troublesome? Just get out of here." Xiao Tian waved his hand and slapped him again, faster than just now, and directly beat Huang Chengtao out of the door of the cafe.

"This is the most convenient." Xiao Tian clapped his hands.