Chapter 72 Sad Hitler

Underworld.

There are towering trees everywhere, and the shortest one is more than 100 meters, waving steel-like arms straight into the sky. All kinds of unknown flowers and plants are everywhere, and you can hardly see an inch** of land.

Different from the scenes of barren land and dry and hot air imagined by ordinary people, the real underworld is that the scenery is extremely beautiful and the fresh air is shocking.

There are no concrete skyscrapers here, because all the houses and buildings here are made of plants, so when you see some beautiful flowers, don't try to pick them. It is likely to be the residence of the Great Pluto - for the supreme god of the Great Pluto, one The technology of Huayi World is simply a small thing. With a wave of your hand, you can open up a dimensional space anywhere.

Many of these high death gods in the underworld can open up their own dimensional space, so any place in the underworld may become their residence - even a pair of underwear bought in the store may live in a high death.

In the underworld, the lustful fairy is very famous. Its reputation even once surpassed the Great Underworld, because the lustful fairy always likes to peep at beautiful women and opens up dimensional space on women's underwear countless times. With this genius method, the mysterious areas of countless young girls in the underworld have been seen by the sex fairies.

Fortunately, lustful immortals are just lustful and not good yin. They only peek and are not obscene. If there is not such a powerful yin thief, the underworld female world will definitely suffer a disaster.

The lustful fairy is a high-level god of death with great power. He is not interested in power or anything. He only likes to peep at women. After a quarrel with the shrew at home, he simply opened a dimensional space in a red underwear in the underwear store. He intended to stay on it for a few nights and leave. Unexpectedly, he didn't know that this hidden the next day A high death trousers were bought by a beautiful woman. The beautiful woman was surprised to find that this underwear was so magical that it would automatically bleed every time she put it on. For the first time, she thought it was a physiological period. Unexpectedly, there was no blood there, only blood in her underwear. What's the situation? The beautiful woman was puzzled and had to wash and dry her underwear.

In the future, no matter when she puts on that underwear, her underwear will automatically bleed, which will scare the beautiful woman. Why does this underwear bleed by herself? Until once she met a ripe dog, which was always barking at her. The beautiful woman asked what was going on with the dog, and the dog said that it smelled a living person in her.

The beautiful woman is also a high death. After listening to the dog's words, she felt it carefully and found that there was a dimension space on her body. She immediately locked the coordinates of the dimension space and found that the dimension space was actually on her underwear!

The beauty's surprise is that there is someone on her trousers!

At that time, she shouted angrily and directly detained the lustful fairy from the dimension space, and the latter's eyes were staring big, and her nose was sprinkling nosebleed out -- the bloody magic underwear was actually the nosebleed of the lustful fairy.

The lustful fairy became famous and was arrested for many crimes afterwards. For a while, the underworld women in the world were panicked and dared not buy trousers again. In fact, some people really need to buy men's underwear to fill in the number.

Because of the existence of lustful immortals, the underworld women's underwear industry chain has suffered a serious blow and countless bankruptcies. On the contrary, the male underwear industry has been singing all the way, and sales have reached a new high.

The lustful fairy lived in women's underwear for a year and never got what he wanted. He came out to inquire and found that the current market in the underworld was "women's underwear is a decoration, and men's underwear is for both men and women", so he decisively moved to men's underwear -- although it's underwear, it's just a style. The size of men's underwear for women is much smaller.

With the move of lustful immortals, the male underwear industry suddenly stagnated and soon began to decline. Finally, under the joint complaint of the underwear industry, the Great Underworld issued a new decree on this matter - all underwear must be passworded when leaving the factory. The secret here is to lock the secret of the upper dimension space. Code.

So, the underwear in the underworld is all with a password. Unfortunately, this technology can't be learned by human beings, or there will be no **.

One day, a street.

The breeze blew and messed his hair, like snow, flying like fallen leaves.

This is a suffocatingly beautiful man. The black agate Balang's hair shines and spreads to the waist. The waterfall is full of fluid texture. The white and transparent skin is pink under the sunlight, and a pair of leaf-like eyes exudes a sense of indifference. His lips, bright red, seemed to be bloodthirsty, and there was an evil smile on the corners of his mouth, which was touching.

Even a peerless beauty will be eclipsed in front of this beautiful and mysterious man, just like the moon meets the sun.

"Why do I always feel that I should call Hitler?" The man muttered suspiciously to himself. This feeling has not been a day or two, but since he had a sense of independence. He didn't know why he thought so. It's so strange.

"Maybe I was called Hitler in my previous life." The demon man shook his head and didn't think about this question. He has been buried in this question and dares not say it to anyone, because the Great Hades is called Hitler, and he will be regarded as disrespectful to the Great Hades.

Monster men are just ordinary citizens of the underworld. They are not qualified to become death, and they have no magic power. In the underworld, only death has power. Ordinary citizens, like everyone in the world, need to eat and drink. When they were young, they went to school and got married and went to work.

The life of a monster man can be said to be a tragedy. He has studied well since he was a child, but when he was looking for a job interview, he accidentally farted because he was happy in his heart. This fart not only made him lose that job, but also made him suffer a lifelong punishment for deprivation of his right to work-- That interviewer was a god of death, farting in front of death and farting. He was regarded as contempt for death and disrespecting death. And that interviewer was a rather unruly and capricious death, and a wave of his little hand changed the life trajectory of a strange man.

From then on, strange men have only lived on the streets and made a living by begging. It's hard to imagine such a handsome beggar, but this is a fact, in another world.

Although the demon man is very handsome, the glorious and great profession of beggars is not suitable for him. Not only is his beauty, but his beauty has become a burden for him. Who will believe that such a man who is more beautiful than a beautiful woman will fall to the level of begging? Everyone regarded him as a liar.

After being hungry for a few days, the demonic man was timid and decided to be Liang Shangjunzi once. When he failed N times, he finally succeeded in stealing a hot dog.

He was so happy that he was about to destroy the hot dog when he suddenly saw two dogs fighting on the street, so he closed his mouth to stop the two dogs -- Hitler provoked the world war with one hand when he was on earth, but when he was reincarced as a citizen of the underworld, he was a complete peace lover. He loved peace from the bone and has loved it. Even the war between two dogs has to be organized.

"Why did you two fight?" The demon man abruptly inserted into the regiment of two dogs, and his left foot and right leg were bitten by the dog at the same time--for the god of death with magic power, he can talk to other species, but for citizens who have no power in the underworld who have no power, they need to learn to talk to other species. The second foreign language that the demon man learns in college is dog language, so although he has no power, he can still talk to dogs.

When he learned that the two dogs were fighting for food, the strange man sighed, made a look like a strong man to die, and pushed the hot dog in his hand: "Here is a hot dog. Let's eat it for you!"

The two dogs loosened their mouths, looked at each other, and suddenly jumped up and bit the monster man to the ground.

The man was bitten and screamed: "Although this food is called a hot dog, it is not made of dog meat!"

"Feed the dog hot dogs, isn't that an insult to us!" The two dogs don't ask if there is dog meat in it. Anyway, they can't call hot dogs.

"God, what did I do wrong? Are you going to do this to me?" The demon man with a dog kiss is no longer beautiful. He is embarrassed and floats in the wind, like a sad wild ghost. Thinking of the sad life of his life, the man can no longer suppress the emotions in his heart. He knelt on his knees and roared loudly.

"Young man, you have an extraordinary temperament at a young age. A spiritual light rises to the sky. There is a pair of underwear for you for free. I hope you can cheer up." Suddenly, the sky was gray over a beautiful woman, waved her underwear and put it on the monster man's head.

Hum, lustful fairy, let you peek at my mother's place. This time, I deliberately bought your underwear and let a man wear it! Death in the sky flew away with a sneer.

The demon man did not see the sneer of the beautiful death, and now he can't wait to change into his underwear, which contains a high death's underwear.

Unexpectedly, he picked up the high death. It can be imagined how the demon man would end. The lustful fairy was so angry that he shouted three times on the spot, and then waved his hand to seal the demon man's second brother.

"God, you can't do this to me. It's not my fault!" The strange man wants to cry without tears.

"Well, who asked you to stab me?" Leaving this, the lustful fairy flew away as soon as he picked up his trousers, and a sentence floated in the sky: "You need to go to the west to get the scriptures. After ninety-one is sad, you can find the spell to unblock it. Take care of yourself."

In a flower.

A beautiful and suffocating woman floated in the air with a head in her hand: "Where has my good sister gone?"

"Miss was killed, how many times will you believe it?" The head said.

"Hmm! Give you another day to think about it, or not to say, I will slaughter your whole family!" With a wave of her hand, the woman's head flew away and flew to the torso beside her, forming a person.