Chapter 157 Xiao Tian's Confession

After deciding to win two games, the little tiger tooth and the little ruffian officially started the war.

"Madam is preferred, so just let Xiao Huya scold first!" Xiao Tian waved his hand to determine the universe. Xiao Huya and the little ruffian had been arguing for a minute about who to scold first. If he didn't say anything, I'm afraid that the two would argue until dark.

"It's true that women have priority. The question is, is she a girl? I want breasts and buttocks. The little ruffian cut the way.

"Of course I'm not a lady, I'm a goddess!" Xiao Huya was unwilling to show weakness and took a fierce look at the little ruffian, "I'm only 14 this year. When I'm a little bigger, I'll have everything. My sister's glory is that a little ruffian like you can't look up!"

"Looking up? Pooh!” The little ruffian tilted his shoulders and took two steps forward: "Even if you are a goddess, you are not qualified to jump in front of me!" Do you know why the East and the West are not at peace? That's because the Jade Emperor and God want me to be my son-in-law, so they hate each other..."

"Why don't you say that the Jade Emperor wants to recognize you as a father!" In front of Xiao Tian, he slapped the little ruffian on the head, patted the words behind him back, and suppressed the little tiger teeth with another hand. When the two were quiet, they said, "Okay, little tiger teeth, let's start."

"You are such a scum! You are living a waste of the country's food!" The little tiger's teeth and a small mouth, and the two little tiger teeth are shining and scolded: "You are as disgusting as the perverted lice on the tail of the African wild donkey that doesn't bathe for a month. If the ten-thousand-year-old bastard hovering in the deepest part of the Mariana Trench can be caught, they will find that it looks very similar to you. , it's carved in a mold!"

"Well, that's good!" Xiao Tian nodded directly: "The scolding is relatively innovative and can be seen as highly educated, but you have to analyze your own conditions. Your appearance is westernized, just like a porcelain doll, and the two tiger teeth are more powerful tools for scolding. Make good use of it!" The implicit type is not your best choice, although you played well just now. If you open your mouth a little bigger when cursing, the little tiger teeth can be seen by your opponent, which can increase your momentum, and when you try to curse, your hands are on your waist, which must be more like adding wings! To sum up, the 'wash' should be more suitable for you! I'll give you ten points. Come on!"

"Damn!" Xiao Tian's analysis shocked the little tiger teeth and the little ruffians. It was the first time they heard that there were such a curse? According to Xiao Tian's analysis, scolding has really become a knowledge, and it can be completely written like philosophical Chinese.

"You!" The little ruffian stopped talking after saying the word "you", but laughed. The smile was unfathomable, as if he was a national security officer who controlled everything, and Xiao Tian and Xiao Huya were two Jiangyang thieves who were about to be arrested. It was not until he laughed so much that Xiao Tian felt a burst of hair that he continued to speak: " The biggest mistake I made in living in this world is to meet you. If I knew in advance that you are a human being, I would never be reincarnated. From now on, I will practice well in order to destroy the world, because the world has you!"

"Wonderful!" Xiao Tian praised: "There are many schools of words, among which there is a sharp contrast between the euphemism represented by Li Qingzhao and the bold style represented by Su Dongpo. The gentle school is good at drawing the delicate depiction of silk and peeling cocoons. It reads like autumn water and slowly flows in the heart, while the bold school is domineering, and the lines reflect the magnificent momentum of devouring the sky and the earth! This little ruffian's scolding style is bold. It's too bold and full of masculinity. Even those who are scolded will be excited when they hear it! Moreover, he knows how to use the conditions of sneer and eyes to create an atmosphere, enhance momentum, and use the rhetorical technique of comparison to push forward layer by layer. It's a good seedling. Come on, I'm optimistic about you, and I'll give you ten!"

In this way, the little Huya and the little ruffian scolded like the pros and opposition debate in class, and Xiao Tian was the knowledgeable teacher, pointing and commenting. Xia He shook his head in this ridiculous scene and sighed again that the world is really a magical world, and any kind of god can be conceived.

In the first few minutes, the two scolded decently. The gorgeous rhetoric, wonderful puns and sharp language were comparable to any writer. Among the curses of the two, it is also all-encompassing. Ancient and modern, at home and abroad, astronomical geography, and even aircraft carriers and Obama can be quoted, which makes Xiao Tian benefit a lot. But ten minutes later, the scolding between the two gradually changed.

"Have you seen the scum next to you?" The little ruffian pointed to Xiao Tian and scolded Xiao Huya, "This kind of scum, I'm afraid of blinding my eyes at a glance!" And you are actually with you, talking and laughing, and making friends with him?! As the saying goes, things gather people in groups and get together with this terrible scum. What do you think you are not a scumbag?!"

"Hear." Xiao Tian took a breath and frowned, "You scolded well and powerfully, but are you sure you're not scolding me?"

"How come, I scolded her." The little ruffian pointed to the little tiger's teeth.

"It's my time!" Xiaohu's teeth cleared his throat. According to Xiao Tian's opinion, one hand crossed his waist, the other pointed to the little ruffian, and his legs were slightly open: "You guy who drinks big shit every day, what are you still doing here? Just like the public toilet, why don't you quickly find a place with more people and open your mouth to do business? Even if you charge very much, the public toilets in the city will definitely not be available to do business with you, because you are the one who does this! You are a natural toilet. The meaning of living in this world is to let people pull in your mouth..."

"Stop!" Xiao Tian waved his hand and frowned **: "Little Huya, why did you look at me when you scold him?"

"Looking at your face will help you play." Little Huya laughed.

"What does it mean to look at my face to help play?" Xiao Tian pointed to the tip of his nose: "You mean, I have a scolding face, right?"

"Ah ha..." Xia He smiled forward and backward, looked at Xiao Huya with approval, and shook his head like a private school student's endorsement: "You can teach!"

"It's my time!" The little ruffian didn't wait for Xiao Tian's comment and began to play directly: "Why are the condoms in the dustbin frequently stolen? Why did the underwear in the women's bathroom of the nursing home disappear? Why do tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who did the serial sodomy case? Is it a person or a ghost when the door of the nunnery is knocked at night? What is hidden behind hundreds of mummies' accidental pregnancy? Please pay attention to today's live broadcast - "Xiao Tian's Confession"!"

"Talent, talent." Xia He looked at the little ruffian's eyes and the old professor finally met a student who was shining like a suitable student, and his smile floated to the sky. The little tiger's teeth also gave a thumbs up to the little ruffian and praised, "I'm convinced!"

"Isn't I awesome?" The little ruffian is proud.

"I think you owe a beat!" Xiao Tiantian put down the little ruffian with one foot, lifted his big foot and stepped on him wildly: "I have a grudge against you, right? I just covered up a little bit, but now it's okay, and I'm scolded directly by the frame. Did you eat the leopard or did the ambitious leopard dare to provoke me?

After stepping on it wildly, the rain-like fist cracked down on the little ruffian and beat him to cry.

"All's done." Xiao Huya went up and persuaded, "Isn't this a scolding in the game? I didn't say that I couldn't scold others. Besides, looking at your face and scolding is already helping to play. Isn't scolding you directly equivalent to a super hang-up? That little ruffian is right to do this. Next, I plan to use you as my partner to scold him.

"Come here!" Xiao Tian waved the little tiger's teeth and stared: "Don't think you're a woman, I'm reluctant to hit you!"

"Looking that I'm so beautiful and cute, can you do it?" The little tiger blinked his big eyes and looked at Xiao Tian pitifully.

"Wow, what I'm good at is destroying flowers with spicy hands." Xiao Tian had a ghost smile at that time. He pressed the little tiger's teeth back up on the little ruffian and hit her buttocks.

The crackling sounded on the spot, and the aftertaste echoed endlessly. The pedestrians next to him opened their eyes in surprise when they saw this scene. Unexpectedly, someone dared to hit the little tiger's buttocks in broad daylight. He had never heard this sentence that he couldn't touch the tiger's buttocks or didn't know how to write dead words?

"Good play!" The little ruffian also laughed down: "Little sister, I let you bully me at home all the time. Are you punished now? A little heavier, a little heavier! Oh, Xiao hero, haven't you eaten or something? Why doesn't it hurt at all?

"Do you dare to laugh at me? How dare you gloat?!" The little tiger teeth kept kicking her legs and struggling with her hands, but as soon as she heard the little ruffian's words, she immediately stopped struggling, raised her hand and kept beating the little ruffian's head, tearing and biting his head.

"These three people should really give them an international award." Xia He looked at Lianlian shaking his head. Who on earth did this come out of this?

"Well, in the first match, this little ruffian wins, and the second one!" After pulling up the little tiger's teeth, Xiao Tian beat the little ruffian again before clapping his hands.

"No, girl, I'm tired. I need to take a break." Xiao Huya said that she was about to sit on the ground. As soon as her buttocks touched the ground, she jumped up immediately. She pointed to Xiao Tian and scolded, "You big bad guy, I really don't know how my sister fell in love with you!"

"Sister?" Xiao Huya's words puzzled Xiao Tian. He frowned and said, "Do you like me, your sister? Who is it?"

"Huh, do you want to know?" Xiao Huya looked at Xiao Tian proudly: "I won't tell you!"

"I don't want to know if you don't tell me. The people I like make up one-tenth of the world's population. There are too many. There is no shortage of your sister."

"It's really shameless." The little ruffian shook his head: "This is the true meaning of thick-skin. Xiao's face has become one of the three flowers and the five mountains."

"Don't do this, you can also cooperate and tell me quickly." The little tiger's teeth pouted.

"Well, this beautiful woman, tell me quickly who is the woman who like me. I don't have much time. You must tell me before you die."

"I can tell you." The little tiger teeth grinned evilly, and the two tiger teeth glowed coldly: "Go and lie on the ground obediently, pose, let me step on your buttocks, and then I'll tell you."

"Oh, women really don't lift the tiles in the house for three minutes, and just beat your buttocks and itches again, don't they?" Xiao Tian picked up the little tiger's teeth and put them on his lap and slapped her down.

"I dare not, brother-in-law, I really dare not!" The little tiger's teeth were beaten to scream repeatedly.

"Brother-in-law?" Xiao Tian's eyes stared, the tiger's body was shocked, and he asked domineeringly, "Which sister, make it clear! The person who wants to call my brother-in-law accounts for one-tenth of the population of the universe. How can I know which one it is?

"My name is Chu Yuner. If you don't know who your sister is, you can die directly!" Little tiger tooth said.

"Are you Huaifeng's sister?" Xiao Tian put down his little tiger teeth and said happily, "I'm going to find your sister. Take me there quickly."

"Hmm, it's okay to take you there. Hurry up and please me!" Little tiger teeth began to jump again: "Go and buy me ice cream, a big tube, and popcorn. I want you to feed me one by one, and you can only feed one at a time. If you two, I will be anxious. I'm happy to eat, and I will naturally take you... Oh, don't use violence!"

Xiao Tian directly stretched out his hand and knocked on the bright forehead of the little tiger's teeth: "If you don't want your buttocks to bloom, go quickly! In fact, I don't need you to lead the way to your sister. This is a chance to give me speed up! Dare to rub me on your shoulder and beat your ass around the city!"