0133 Ghost Brother
I looked in the direction guided by the red line, and I exclaimed in unison, "The underworld."
"That doesn't make sense." I sat at the head of the bed trembling and kept muttering, "I just say that this thief can't be done by my people!"
Don't ask and nod. Since the last time, the queen and I have set an example for all the people, personally went to the heavenly court to seek blessings for the people in the world, and solved the people in the midst of water and fire. There are all the people in the world who sing praises to me and the queen, and respect and love for the people of the world.
Therefore, stealing property from the palace is definitely not done by people.
Such a doubt flashed in my heart. Why did the thief break into the palace at night and why did he steal my underwear? Is it to let me stage a new costume show of the emperor? Who on earth would have such a deep hatred with me that he would break into the palace overnight to steal my underwear.
"Don't ask, go and catch the thief quickly!" I didn't ask, but later I grabbed her and said, "No, I have to go with you. It's a small matter for the thief to steal my underwear, but it's about the queen's face. If the three worlds know that the queen is lost, how will she be in the future?"
"Yes, Your Majesty." Don't listen to me and nod.
I immediately came to the secret room and let my servants skeletons and ghosts guard our bodies according to the usual practice. We sat cross-legged on the ground, and the soul came out from the top of our head and went straight to hell.
Let the skeletons and ghosts protect us. There is nothing we can do. On the one hand, people's souls have to go to the underworld, and they always have to leave their bodies in the sun. The body will be very fragile when the soul is out of the body. Second, these two slaves have signed a blood oath with me. In accordance with the principle of 'I'm good for him', if something happens to me. They don't want to live, so they are particularly loyal to me.
I followed Don't ask. She used the 'soul-chasing' to chase to the underworld and cross the Naihe Bridge. Soon our soul body floated across the river and appeared in the city god, and the feeling of sadness surged to my heart again.
City God is a ghost city. We were also familiar with each other twice at the same time. There were many times we went to the underworld, but we became familiar with each other lightly. However, every time we walked in this ghost city, we heard the sound of ghosts sobbing from time to time. We were bored in our hearts. We were busy flying with our souls and followed without dust. Don't ask the copper money in our hands. On the way.
"Three Worlds Trading Bank!"
Don't ask and I came to this place again. I can't help but believe it. Does the thief go in and out of the three worlds trading bank? What does he want to do to sell my underwear in the three worlds?
I couldn't help but say that I hurried to the stone lion statue. Don't ask, I reached out and touched my chest. I planned to take out a silver ticket and hand it into the lion's mouth as a ticket.
"Oh, that's bad." Don't ask, look at me and exclaim.
"What's the matter?" I asked her for a moment.
"I was in a hurry when I came. I didn't even bring a silver ticket with me. Did you bring it?" Don't ask me.
"Me?" When I heard this, I quickly reached out and touched myself and shook my head to show that I didn't have any money.
"The underworld is the most money-oriented place. We can't do anything without money." Don't ask, he began to be anxious and said, "If you go in late, the thief may have run away long ago, but if we wait for him outside the door, it's not a way. Maybe when he comes out, his underwear will have been auctioned long ago."
"Auction?" When I heard this, I was shocked and hurriedly looked at the door of the three world trading house. I didn't know when there was an extra sign at the door, which said, 'Special auction, jumping off the building auction, vomiting blood auction.'
"Oh no." I soon realized the seriousness of the problem. The thief must have stolen my underwear and brought it to the Three Worlds Trading House for auction. Usually, their underwear is not worth much money at all, but I am the emperor. How valuable the emperor's underwear is.
What's more, I'm absolutely sure to believe in the advertisements on the auction sign, such as the 'blood spitting sale'. These ghosts are for money, let alone spitting blood. They can often jump off a building.
Don't ask me if I was worried about the ants on the hot pot outside the three worlds, but there was nothing I could do. Now it would take at least three days to come back to the sun. At that time, the thief had already run away. Just as I was thinking about whether to go to Hua Tuo Medical Center to withdraw money, a ghost suddenly sent us money.
"Brother Dwarf, Brother Dwarf, you smoke..." Don't ask and hide behind the stone lion. From afar, I saw a ghost like a big brother, floating over with a wandering soul. Next to it, there was also a little brother who handed him a cigar-sized cigarette, swallowing clouds and spitting fog all over as if to put out a fire.
However, he doesn't look like a big brother, but like a five- or six-year-old child.
The big brother, who was called the 'dwarf', choked with yellow teeth after a burst of smoke. It is estimated that this guy had not brushed his teeth for a long time when he died. He could smell the choking nose from afar, and almost choked the one who was hiding beside me.
"You are smart. It is said that there will be an auction in the Three Realms Trading House today. When our brother buys the emperor, ... wife, that is, the queen's interior, go back and give it to Miss Xin'er in Yihongyuan to make sure she likes it."
"That's, the eldest brother is wise, and the eldest brother is powerful..." The adult ghosts around him all nodded and swowed.
I saw that the ghost-called brother looked like a child, and he was only less than one meter tall. At that time, I thought to myself, was this society swollen? I didn't expect that even a primary school student would go to a brothel*? But don't ask me later. This dwarf is actually a dwarf. Although the ghosts around him call him big brother, his real age is actually forty or fifty years old.
As for how he died, I don't think he died because he was short, but often smoked to death!
I winked and went out to stop it. I don't care what the hell it is. I dare to buy my wife's underwear and give it to Yihongyuan's * clothes. Isn't it humiliating me? It's really tolerable, uncle can't stand it!
"Yo, kid, where are you going?" I came out and asked him with a smile.
"Big,...big, bold, we, big, big brother's name is also your name?" When the little brother next to the dwarf saw that I called his eldest brother 'little ghost', he couldn't help rushing over and teach me a lesson.
But before he could rush to me, he only felt that it was dark in front of him, and his wrist hurt, so he was directly taken down by a trick of reversal. 'Ouch', he fell to the ground and groaned in pain.