0141 Plants vs. Zombies: Potato Bomb bum!

Plants vs. Zombies

After stealing the treasure of the immortals of the heavenly court, Qian Duoduo and I returned to the sun overnight. The time difference between the mortal world was several hours different from that of the heavenly court. Every time we saw the sunrise in the heavenly court, a few hours later, we could see the sun in the world.

Qian Duoduo and I walked in the dark woods and opened a torch to illuminate the road at night. I opened the broken book handed to me by Qian Duoduo and saw a thick layer of dust on it. I said to myself what this was, so I patted the dust on it and saw a few words "Plant Collection".

"Fuck, you stole this collection of crops after a long time." I muttered dissatisfiedly. I guess it was the immortals in heaven who were free and planted flowers and plants. It seemed that those leisurely and comfortable immortals liked this.

'Pa' I casually threw the broken book "The Complete Works of Plants" far away and fell to the ground. Qian Duoduo rushed to pick it up and took it back. He said to me, "At least it's a book written by immortals, which is quite memorable. It's good to take it back and collect it."

I heard Qian Duoduo say so, and I also nodded and said yes. Anyway, I may sell a few dollars when I take it back. I looked at the "Plants Collection" in Qian Duoduo's hand, and there was also the autograph of Tota Li Tianwang 'Li Jing's autograph on it!

Qian Duoduo and I walked side by side on the way back to Yangjian, and suddenly there was a gust of yin on the way. I said to myself why is there such a big temperature difference between yin and yang? Suddenly, Qian Duoduo next to me pulled down my sleeve and let me look forward.

In the dark woods, a dark shadow flashed not far ahead. I asked Qian Duoduo suspiciously, "Look at the man in black, isn't he a thief like you?"

"No." Qian Duoduo heard my words, but shook his head and vetoed, "Don't you see that with my many years of work experience in stealing, I'm afraid it's not a person, but a ghost."

"Ghost?" Qian Duoduo's understated sentence made me feel cold all over, and a gust of gloomy wind brushed and felt that the atmosphere around me was even more gloomy and cold.

"Where is the ghost? Why don't you show up quickly?" I took a step forward and asked with the courage.

"Hahaha..." At this time, a ghost laugh came from the empty night sky and said, "Bold human beings, I have received the order of the king of hell to ask for your lives. Why don't you go to hell with me to report!"

I heard the ghost shout coldly, but it was chilling in my heart. "Oh, it's bad. I'm afraid that it's not our escape from prison to let the Lord of Hell know. This is the kid who sent the ghost to take us back to hell."

"The king of hell is not like a judge. He is selfless. No matter how much money you give, you can't buy your life." Qian Duoduo couldn't help shivering when he saw this, and he hurriedly took my hand and planned to leave.

"Where to escape?" A gust of gloomy wind roared behind us. We hurried into the bushes. In the middle of the night, it was not dawn, and we didn't know where we bumped. We saw the traces of grass around us. We couldn't see the ghosts at all, but Qian Duoduo and I knew that the ghosts were around us.

"Wait a minute." Qian Duoduo pulled me to a tree and said to me, "Li Jing, the king of Tota, has won the way by catching ghosts and demons. Since he has a complete collection of plants, why don't we take it and have a look?"

I found Li Wei and handed him the three magic weapons stolen from the immortals of the heavenly court, asking him to rush to urge the magic machine camp to manufacture. After he took my order, he went.

Don't ask and I was also summoned here. I told her about this incident and told her that we had a big disaster this time. The Lord of Hell himself was powerful. There must be a big ghost invasion later. I asked her and the guards to be ready to defend the palace.

As soon as I finished speaking, a bodyguard came in and reported that there were a large number of zombies outside the city. I frowned slightly. Shouldn't I send ghosts? How did you change it to a zombie?

When I came to the wall, I saw that the torch had been lit on the wall of the palace, and it was dark below, and I saw the strange-shaped zombies gathered from all directions below.

However, these zombies are all changed after the death of ordinary people. After all, the guards dare not do it because of human emotions. I have to ask in person. Don't ask, don't fly down, cut off a few zombies with a mahogany sword, and flew back from below, telling me that these zombies are very strange.

I said to myself that these zombies are not simple. I hurriedly took out the "Collection of Plants" stolen by more money from my arms. Don't ask, it's an exur. At a glance, she said slightly, "Isn't this the "Plant Collection" written by Li Jing?"

I closed the broken book and said with a smile, "You are worthy of being an connoist. You know it was written by Li Jing at a glance. Before Li Jing was on the list of gods, he used to farm at home. This was mostly written by him at that time, and now the books are a little yellow."

Don't ask and smiled at me, saying that I was right. We both looked at the bottom of the wall and saw a zombie staggering up with a broken flag. I saw it look ridiculous. I guess it was the forward of a general's camp before his death, but don't ask next to him frowned slightly and looked solemn. He got up and said to me, "Kill it quickly, or the consequences will be unimaginable!"

When I heard Don't ask this, I couldn't help laughing and said, "Ha ha, is it that serious? Isn't it just a zombie? Even if it resists the flag, it is not very powerful.

Don't ask me casually said this and said to the palace guards, "Dears, the Lord of Hell sent a ghost tonight to catch our human emperor to the underworld. Shall we agree?"

"We don't agree." The bodyguards said excitedly.

"Then we will defend the palace and the emperor to the death!" Don't ask, she is very smart. She quickly mobilized the palace guards to protect me.

"War!"

"War!"

"War!"

The bodyguards really ate her way and pulled out their knives and roared one after another. At this time, a strange thing happened. I was standing on the wall and watching all this. Suddenly, the anti-flag zombie below came to the bottom of the gate, stopped in place and waved the war flag in his hand, 'Wow~'

With the wave of the anti-flag zombie, I don't know where hundreds of zombies came out of the dark around below, which was in sharp contrast to the sporadic zombie camp just now. A cold sweat rose from my back. It turned out that it was right not to ask. The anti-flag zombie itself did not have combat effectiveness, but it had appeal!

I saw the zombies around me gathering below the gate. I quickly reached out my hand and said, "Quick, hurry up, destroy this anti-flag zombie at the first time!"

I gave an order, and the 300 archers in the city were ready to brush together. The arrow rain all over the sky shot at hundreds of zombies below. Our archers were selected from the special police team. They belong to the elites in the palace, and now they occupy a favorable position above the wall. The so-called point of where to fight. Where.

'Wow~wow' My bodyguard archers bent their bows and arrows, and thousands of arrows rained on those zombies, but they didn't respond at all. I couldn't help but ask the same as next to it. It's strange, how could there be no reaction at all?

I watched those zombies continue to come to the gate without completely ignoring the shooting of our human archers. I was immediately anxious. Although these guys were all turned into zombies, in fact, the ghosts from hell borrowed the bodies of the people. If they were rushed into the gate, they would catch me to hell. Go.

Moreover, these are all directed by the Lord of Hell himself behind the scenes. Naturally, these zombies are not comparable to ordinary zombies. I quickly opened the "Collection of Plants" and read it. I opened it page by page and carefully read the literature above. The records on it are very detailed and include illustrations. It seems that Li Tianwang spent a lot of time in the years when he was a farmer before the list of gods.

I saw the zombies under the city wall, which were less than 30 meters away from the gate, and at this time, anti-flag zombies emerged from several other places. While I ordered the archer to get rid of the anti-flag zombie first, I asked some to go to the imperial dining room to carry a few baskets of potatoes.

Don't ask, she set up a magic platform on the wall. She also killed a few zombies with the mahogany sword in her hand, but now that there are more zombies, I have to use group attack tactics. When I saw that the guards brought a basket of potatoes, I distributed them to the guards on the wall. I also picked up a potato and threw it under the wall.

'Bang~'

I hit the zombie's head below, but I didn't hit it, but landed on the ground next to it. When I was about to sigh, I heard a loud noise, which blew the buttocks of several zombies nearby and black balls all over my body.

"Okood!" I fried five or six zombies with a potato, cheering the soldiers on the wall. They exclaimed that they also learned from me, and quickly picked up the potatoes in the basket and threw them down.

'Rumble'

Soon, gunfire broke out on the lawn under the palace wall, and the guards threw down the 'potato bombs' in their hands one after another. After blowing up the zombies, they never got up again.

Don't ask about my method, and also stop the Taoist method on the platform. She stuck to the mahogany sword and came over and praised me that this method was really good. The efficiency was much faster. She also learned our method and threw a 'potato bomb' under the city wall.

I watched the zombies under the city wall being blown up, and soon they were almost destroyed. This is also what I didn't expect. I didn't expect that my bodyguards just now pulled the bow and arrow string into a full moon and couldn't kill them, but they were blown up by the small potatoes in their hands.

Moreover, according to the "Plant Collection" written by Li Jing, crops can not only be used to exorcise ghosts and defeat demons, but also be harmless to human beings, which is the most important thing to reduce accidental injuries in war.

Imagine that such a 'no pollution-free green environmental protection' potato bomb will only cause harm to zombies, but it cannot cause any damage to human beings. It will not cause nuclear leakage pollution when it is put into the zombie battlefield, and the cost is cheap. Buying this kind of 'potato bomb' on the market is only worth two yuan per catty. .

"Your Majesty, those ordinary zombies were suppressed by our army's firepower, but we still can't help those leading zombies!" A bodyguard captain came forward and reported to me.

"Me?" After listening to the report of the bodyguard captain, I looked up at the center of the battlefield and couldn't help but look nervous. Although the potato bomb blew up the ordinary zombies, the anti-flag zombie was still standing in the center of the battlefield and could not be damaged!

I said in my heart that before I came here through time and space, I was also a shot put athlete. I picked up a potato from the basket and stole it at the anti-flag zombie more than 60 meters away. After drawing a beautiful arc in the sky, the potato hit its head.

'Bang'

The potato hit the head of the flag-shaking zombie, but it did not explode, but fell straight down. When I saw this scene, I couldn't help admiring the flag-carrying zombie. "I didn't expect that this zombie not only had a charism, but also immune to potatoes." I said in my heart that I underestimated it and hurriedly continued to find a solution to find a solution. If this flag-carrying zombie does not die, new zombies will continue to come out nearby, gathering from around the dark. In that case, no matter how many potatoes are.

As soon as I found out the "Complete Collection of Plants", the problem I was worried about appeared. The cook of the imperial dining room ran up to the wall to tell me and said, "Your Majesty, the potatoes in the imperial dining room are about to be thrown away."

"Ah?" When I heard what he said, I looked back and saw a chubby chef in the imperial dining room with a kitchen knife in his hand. It was estimated that he was busy peeling potatoes in the kitchen, so he rushed out to report to me.

"We are fighting with the zombie army now. What do you eat in your imperial dining room?" I cursed the chef Lao Wu. It was finally your chef's turn to make achievements, but he lost the chain at the critical moment.

After listening to me, the chef Lao Wu replied with a sad face on his face, "Your Majesty, you don't know that there are not many potatoes in our imperial dining room. Besides, we didn't receive a notice that we were going to fight with zombies tonight. If I had known it, I would have prepared it."

"Shit, what is this?" After listening to the old chef's comment, I was almost angry and shouted at him, "What does it mean to 'receive a notice'? This is a war. Do you think it's a friendly match with zombies and inform you? It's better to call a ghost and go to your house in the middle of the night to inform you.

As soon as the cook heard that I was angry, I didn't know whether I was scared by my anger or the ghost, so he knelt on the ground and shouted for my life. I said in my heart that the chef was just cooking. How could they understand in a war? I waved my hand impatiently and asked him to send some peas quickly.

I saw that the chef Xie En took the order and ordered Li Wei to go to the divine machine camp to make some slings temporarily. When the chef sent the peas, Li Wei's slingshot was also sent.

"Fumn, make such a big slingshot, do you think it's hitting Angry Birds?" When I saw Li Wei's elm head, he really ran to the magic machine camp and cut down a thick tree on the wall.

However, I still need his 'Angry Birds' for a while. I first took a small slingshot from his arms and took it in my hand and aimed at the 'anti-flag zombie' in the distance that was still waving the flag and shouting. I only heard the sound of 'bang'. The slingshot made of pure cowhide tendon was really awesome. He directly hit the flag-waving zombie and couldn't get up again.