0144 Plants vs. Zombies: Misty Zombies
When I saw those maids of honor like flowers, they almost took off the last layer of clothes on their bodies. They quickly clapped their hands and praised them, "The girls are really worthy of being good children of my great children in the world. Women don't give up. Your spirit of courage to sacrifice for the country is really worth my singing and crying!"
After listening to my words, those maids lowered their heads shyly, tied their belts and tidyed up their clothes. They bent down and bowed to me and said, "It is really our blessing that the maidservants can 'dedicate' for the emperor. If the emperor wants any need, we can satisfy you..."
After listening to their words, I saw that their expressions were absolutely not liary, and I had a feeling of swearing to death. I said to myself that it felt good to be the emperor. So many girls were waiting in line for me to hang out, but I still thought in my heart that I already had a queen to be satisfied. It's really not good to have too many girls. Keep it. Just nourish your eyes.
"You have made great contributions to escorting this time. I will reward each of you with two taels of gold. Go down and receive the reward." I shook the folding fan and said to them.
"Slaves and maidservants, thank you for your reward." After those maids of honor heard that I was going to reward them, the sisters' faces bloomed like spring flowers and smiled. They took their skirts to the Ministry of Internal Affairs to receive the reward. As they walked, they said to the sisters next to them,
"Oh, I said, it's a high income to find a job in the palace..."
"It's not, hee hee..."
Although their voices are as light as mosquito ants, I still listened to what they said in private with my ability. I thought about it in my heart. In fact, what these maids of honor were right. Although they were slaves in the palace, no one forced them at all. They were all willing. Of.
Because these maids of honor can get at least one or two gold salaries in the palace every month. If this is put in modern society, the salary of a maid of honor is equal to the salary of the company's senior white-collar and even gold-collar workers. Of course, they are willing.
If any maid of honor is accidentally given to me, then my whole country is hers. I'm not so stupid, so I only gave them a few taels of gold and sent them away first.
After the guards put the water grass into the moat, the water ghosts never got up again. The water ghosts were watching the girls take off their clothes and get excited. Obviously, they were about to see them take off the last layer of clothes, but they stopped and continued to take off, which made them hold their breath. They all want to get angry with me.
'Wow~' Those water ghosts and zombies shouted in the moat and pointed the finger at me one after another, because they were not stupid. I knew that I just ordered these maids of honor to wear their clothes. These water ghosts are now screaming and crawling out of the moat to catch me, but they were 'plop' in the moat. The water grass was entangled and pulled to the bottom of the river.
'Wow~'
Those water ghost zombies were angry and struggling, but there were water grass wrapped around their bodies under the water, and there were lotus flowers on it. Although they were angry in their hearts, I couldn't help it. Finally, there were ripples on the moat and blisters appeared. Those water ghost zombies were dragged by the underwater water grass. Deep at the bottom of the moat, in the end, it was not able to climb up again.
"Oh, long live the emperor, the emperor is powerful!" After seeing this scene, the bodyguards raised their precious knives to the sky and praised me excitedly. I said in my heart that these guys were flattering me again. It's really annoying! Well, the guards have made great contributions to guarding the palace, and each person will be rewarded with 5 taels of gold. I shook the folding fan in my hand and said happily.
"Thank you, Lord Long, long live my emperor!" After listening to my reward, the bodyguards lost their knives and knelt on the ground to worship me.
I don't pay attention to these guards. They say long live to me, and I haven't seen any emperors of all dynasties who can really live long live. It is estimated that what they say 'live' refers to the emperor's status in their hearts. And I reward them just to boost morale and make them work harder for me.
The matter of the moat was solved, so I planned to walk back to the palace, but when I just turned around, I saw that there was a lot of fog in front of me, and there was nothing visible in front of my eyes. I didn't think it was wrong. My palace has always been very green. The air inside and outside the city is very fresh. Why is it so serious tonight? What about the smog?
I squinted and looked forward, and I saw that in the layers of white fog, I couldn't see anything at all, but there was a dry and mottled corpse hand that firmly grasped my foot!
"Escort!"
I exclaimed that it was not the haze weather, but the fog zombies! The poor bodyguards just now were still kneeling on the ground to receive a thank you. After listening to my words, they turned around and rushed up to protect me in the middle.
'Click!'
One of the bodyguards, probably the leader of the bodyguard, rushed to my side quickly, pulled out the waist knife, and directly cut off the zombie hand that grabbed my feet!
"I'm late for the armor, please forgive me..." After protecting me in the middle, the guards hurriedly pleaded guilty to me.
I was surrounded by these seven or eight guard regiments and protected, but I was still unhappy. I wanted to take the opportunity just now to boost my morale, but unexpectedly, these guys were rewarded by me and forgot that they didn't even care about my safety. I was so angry. They said,
"Well, your escort is not good. Just now I gave each of you 5 taels of gold, which is invalid!"
"Ah." The bodyguards were stunned. They didn't expect that the bonus they had just arrived was deducted by me again, but even so, they did not dare to neglect it. If there was any difference in the work of the bodyguard in Zhongnanhai in this imperial city, it would not be a matter of five taels of gold, but that the head was not guaranteed!
I was protected by the guards and returned to the original road in the imperial city. Unfortunately, I was just focused on cleaning up the water ghost zombies in Hanoi, but I found that the moat was more than 300 feet away from the gate! Now the haze around us is serious, and the visual range at night is less than two meters. There is a strong haze around our bodies. We really can't see anything clearly, let alone whether we can tell the way we came.
We couldn't find the way back to the palace, but the zombies crawled over the ground in twos and threes, which shocked me and the guards. I recognized these as 'crawling zombies'. Their habit was crawling on the ground, and they also had tongues in their mouths, which was so scary!
"The fog is indistinguishable, and zombies are running out of the ground from time to time. What should I do?" The bodyguards and I stared at each other. I guess it's okay for these guys to fight and kill on the battlefield, but if we want to deal with supernaturals and so on, we can count on them. I took out the broken book from my arms, licked my fingers, and had to count on the book "Complete Works" written by Li Jing.
"If I had known, I would have been reincarnated as a farmer. It's much better than being an emperor." As I opened the Complete Collection of Plants, I thought about it in my heart.