0159 The Queen Mother is busy marrying the seven fairies
After I left the fairy bath pool, I flew straight to Yaochi in the cloud of the imperial sword. From a distance, there were fairy clouds and fog. The immortals had already gathered there, and the atmosphere was very lively.
Yaochi is located in Kunlun Mountain in the heavenly world, which is the place where the Queen Mother of the West lives. The spiritual pool is full of water, the lotus flowers are in full bloom, and the pink lotus flowers and crystal green lotus leaves reflect each other. I stepped on the sword with the sword of killing immortals and fell on a wide lotus leaf in full bloom. My clothes fluttered under my feet and stepped forward, and I had already flashed. In the waterfall pavilion of the pavilion.
The name of Wang Waterfall Pavilion comes from the fact that there is a waterfall in front of the attic, which is majestic and fairy. I stepped forward to the Wangfall attic, raised my wide-sleeved robe, smiled and said to those immortals,
"Dear immortals, I'm late." Of course, I said this politely.
"Ha ha, it's not too late, Fu, Lu and Shou three stars, welcome the emperor of the human race to enjoy the peach feast." As soon as I entered the pavilion, three old immortals greeted me with smiles. With a crutch on the old land, he reached out from his wide sleeve and took out a business card and handed it to me.
I didn't bring any business cards when I went out of the palace. Unexpectedly, the current technology is developed. Their immortals also like to play with this. I took the business card in their hand and smiled at them awkwardly, and many immortals greeted me one after another.
The Five Mountains Emperor, the Four Heavenly Master, Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, the Barefoot Immortal, the Three Virgin Marys of Huashan, the Eight Immortals, the Five Squares, Liuding Liujia, the Twenty-eight Star Horned Mu Jiao, the Kuimu Wolf and the Thirty-six Days...
However, to my surprise, I bumped into Marshal Tianpeng here. I took a look at him and didn't expect this fat pig to run faster than me. Now he has been sitting at the table, staring at the peach and drooling.
When I went to Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie and asked about what had just happened in Yuxiantan, this guy refused to admit it. He also threw aside his sleeve robe and said to me,
"Anyway, I'm a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. I will definitely and will never admit that I have been to the fairy bath pool just now and peeked at the fairies taking a shower."
I'm dizzy. Isn't it just watching a fairy take a shower? Why is he still so nervous? I not only look at them, but also often take a bath in the imperial garden with the queen. What's the big deal? Just when I was wondering, Lv Dongbin also came up with a Chunyang sword, took out a business card from his arms and handed it to me, saying,
"Your Majesty, this is Lv's business card. After the peach feast, we will go to the thirty-three heavenly 'Tianyong City' to learn sword skills. At that time, please ask the emperor for more advice." Lv Dongbin held his fists in both hands and said to me.
I took Lv Dongbin's business card and took a look at it, which was printed with 'People from Ruicheng County, Yuncheng City, Shanxi Province', and the profession was 'the ancestor of the Quanzhen School of Taoism'. I smiled at him and said, "It's good to say."
While we were having a lively conversation, there was a sound of 'The Queen Mother is here', and the immortals immediately stopped talking, stood respectfully on both sides, bowing their heads and saluting to the colorful clouds in the sky.
I looked at the clouds in the sky, and suddenly the five-color auspicious clouds bloomed, sprinkled wis of peaceful light. There were seven or eight beautiful maids of honor, surrounded by a graceful fairy in a purple phoenix robe, slowly floating from the sky.
I saw that all the immortals saluted the Queen Mother of the West, but I didn't do it. At least I am also the emperor of the human race. Even if I don't care about my face, I have to take into account the face of the human race in the world. How can the emperor of the human race still submit to the immortals?
Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for my human race to salute her immortals. At most, the human race and immortals are equal to each other. When I saw the Queen Mother of the West coming to me, I was not angry, but said to me with a smile,
"The Queen Mother of Yaochi West, kowtow to the emperor."
"Well," I nodded slightly to her and said that I was saluted. The Queen Mother of the West came to the Phoenix Throne and reached out to the other immortals and said, "Let's have a normal family."
"Thank you, Mother Wang."
After the immortals were seated, the Queen Mother of the West was also very polite to me. The seat given to the emperor of this clan was in the VIP seat on her left. The immortals and I sat separately. I saw Shi Shiran coming up with more than a dozen beautiful fairies, all of whom were very charming and graceful. , or stroke the pipa with your hand, or sing and dance gently. The sound of the sound of heaven sounded in your ears, and all the fairies were singing and dancing.
"You immortals don't have to be polite, please enjoy it slowly." After the Queen Mother made a speech, she raised the phoenix robe and jade finger to let the immortals eat and drink casually.
She is bullshit.
While eating the big water peach fairy fruit, I drank the sweet and warm jade dew, and watched the song and dance performances of the fairies on the scene, which was much more wonderful than the Spring Festival Gala. Those fairies danced gently, their bodies were flexible, and their dancing postures...
"Well, why is Marshal Tianpeng more serious than I think?" Sitting directly opposite me, I saw Marshal Tianpeng, holding a wine pot in one hand and a peach in the other, but he opened his mouth and kept looking at the thin waist, neck and chest of the fairies, with saliva.
However, I gradually found a problem. Neither Marshal Tianpeng nor the peach fairy fruit on the plate of other immortals is as big as the peach fruit on my plate.
I picked up the peach at will and took a bite. Not only is the gravy mellow and sweet, but also eaten into my mouth. The spiritual power of Dantian in my body is also surging and comfortable. I drink a small mouthful of agar jade dew, but it seems to be a warm and sweet heart, and the spiritual power is extremely abundant!
"Your Majesty, does this 'golden' thousand-year-old peach of mourning family suit your appetite?" After taking a bite of the peach, the Queen Mother smiled and said to me.
"This is actually a 'golden' thousand-year-old peach?" I was scared to pee. It is said that if you eat one bite, you can prolong your life. If you eat two bites, you can increase your life for a thousand years. If you eat two bites, you will be young and live forever. If you eat the whole fairy peach, it will not only be delicious, but also enhance your physique, increase your mana, and achieve the effect of beauty and beauty!
The so-called girl is getting more and more beautiful, the young man is getting more and more handsome, and the grandfather is getting younger and younger. Such a precious 'golden' fairy peach, but the Queen Mother of the West is willing to give it to me. What is her purpose?
"Ha ha, on behalf of the human race, I would like to thank the Queen Mother for this kind hospitality. This fairy peach is not only delicious, but also warm and sweet, without any alcohol. No matter how much I drink, I can't get drunk... Can you give me a pot of agar jade dew?" I shook the empty wine jug and it had been drunk by me.
The Queen Mother motioned to the maid beside her, and then went to give me a pot of good jade dew. I drank the jade dew. After the peach fairy fruit was full, I easily burped and said to the Queen Mother,
"Mother Mother of the West, I am a cheerful person. If you treat me so so warmly, you must have something to ask for me. Now that I am full of wine and food, you can speak out."
"This..." After hearing my happy words, the Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Your Majesty is indeed handsome and cheerful. There is indeed one thing to mourn the family, and I still want to beg His Majesty."
"Begging? I'm dizzy. Do you want to be so sincere?" When I heard what the Queen Mother said, there must be something big to tell me. It seems that her peach feast is not for nothing. I saw the Queen Mother covering her mouth and smiling, which made me listen to it.
"What?" After listening to the Queen Mother's words, I couldn't help but widen my eyes and couldn't help exclaim. I shook my head hard and refused, "How can this be done? It's absolutely impossible!"
"Even if I'm sorry, please." The Queen Mother sighed and begged me sincerely.
"But..." I shook my sleeve robe and said seriously, "However, the Queen Mother said that you would marry your daughter to me, but I can't promise you about this matter. I and your daughter don't know each other, so you have to force your daughter to marry me in the way of roing me. I'm not a follower. Convenient person, please don't embarrass me.
I said it righteously, which immediately attracted the silence of the immortals present. They all looked at me in a daze. After a long time, there was finally an old white-bearded immortal who stood up from his seat and said,
"When I get old next month, I'm very willing to be a matchmaker for others."
When Yue Lao said this, the other immortals stood up one after another, raised their glasses and said, "Since ancient times, marriage has been indispensable to the royal family. We implore your majesty for the sake of the people of the world, and for the sake of the eternal friendship between the human race and the immortals, you will marry the daughter of the Queen Mother."
I'm dizzy. These immortals are still real. Not only that, even Lv Dongbin came forward and said to me, "Brother Ling, you and I are friends. I, Lv Dongbin, also hope that you can marry the daughter of the Queen Mother. That girl is really good-looking."
Lv Dongbin persuaded me that the other eight immortals, including Lan Caihe, He Xiangu, Zhang Guolao and Cao Guo's uncle, also hoped to eat my candy. Tie Kui Li also came up with a crutch and patted his own lame leg and said,
"This is your boy's blessing. I, Lao Li, can't marry if I want to marry, alas..." After saying that, Tie Gui Li sighed and returned to his seat.
However, no matter how the immortals persuade me, I still don't move. I already have a queen in the palace, which is enough. Besides, there are still three thousand beauties in my harem. I really don't want to marry any more fairies. I tried my best to persuade everyone. I turned around and saluted the Queen Mother and said seriously,
"Mother Queen, thank you for looking at me. I'm willing to marry your daughter to me, but I don't even know what your daughter looks like. How can I marry your daughter? Therefore, please think twice about this matter.
"Presumptuous!" After listening to my words, the Queen Mother angrily patted Jinluan's armrest and said, "Your Majesty, Jin Zhiyuye, the daughter of the Ai family, I don't know how many immortals line up to propose marriage. The Ai family refused. You are good. The Ai family is willing to marry your beloved little daughter to you. This is a great face for you, but you refuse! "
"Please calm down." I heard that the Queen Mother finally couldn't help getting angry and quickly explained to her, "Just because I think that men should be dedicated to emotions, I already have a queen in my palace, so I don't want to marry again. I also ask the Queen Mother to withdraw her life."
"Oh," after hearing this, the Queen Mother frowned slightly and said, "It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines,
Moreover, this matter is also the Jade Emperor who asked the mourning family to convince you. If you don't marry our daughter, it is difficult to guarantee that the heavenly court will not go to war against the human world in the future, so letting you be our son-in-law is also for the sake of the peace of the three worlds..."
"Wait a minute."
The Queen Mother spared no effort to enlighten me and insisted that I marry her daughter. At this time, a beautiful voice sounded, and a beautiful fairy floated from the sky, wearing a water-green shirt, followed by several maids.
"Wait, who said you didn't see me? The princess's seven fairies Tianyu are here!" The fairy stretched out her arms like a bird from the sky and landed in front of me. She looked at me with her eyes and asked.
"Ah,... is it you?" I looked at the girl in front of me stunned and said incredulously, "Isn't this the girl I met by the 'fairy bath pool'? She was taking a shower at that time. Was she the seventh daughter of the Queen Mother, Princess Tianyu?
On that day, Princess Yu was really beautiful, with bright eyes and teeth, ice muscles and jade bones. Her beautiful face was as white as jade without flaws. After putting on her clothes, she looked even more extraordinary. She came to my side and said to me,
"What, you peeked at my princess's body, so you want to be irresponsible?"
When I heard her say this, I immediately said awkwardly, "I didn't expect that I almost couldn't recognize the way you put on your clothes."