0182 Death is coming
"Handsome man, why do you want to leave after watching the beautiful scenery on my sister's chest?" The beautiful voice of the long-legged beauty came from behind me. I turned my head and saw several of her beauties smiling at me with spring breeze on their faces. "Are you interested in opening a room?"
I sweat. I thought they would be angry with me because I peeked at the 'data' on their chests, but I didn't expect that they would take the initiative. I thought what's wrong with this society? Modern urban women are clearly much more open than ancient women.
I quickly shook my head and walked away. I shook my hand and said to them, "Forgive me, I still have to work."
"Cut" several beautiful women waved their hands and said, "Your job is to watch beautiful women go away on the street?"
I stood on the overpass and breathed the fresh air. "Ah, I finally remembered that I finally remembered that I lost my memory that day when I was bombarded by the main god." Now that scene reappeared in my mind, and I couldn't help sighing and thinking, 'Yang Xiaoyu, Lin Xiaoxiao, Liu Yifei' how are they doing now? Maybe time has passed with the passage of time, or we all live in different corners of the same city.
I walked in a daze on the bustling street and saw a short-haired beauty in yellow on the opposite side. I quickly asked her, "Beauty, excuse me, what time is it now?"
After the sunny beauty stopped, she looked at me doubtfully, raised her hand to look at the women's watch in her hand, and said to me, "It's 11 o'clock in the morning."
"I'm dizzy. How many years is it now?" I asked her.
"October 15, 2014." After looking at me hesitantly, the beautiful woman said to me, "Hey, don't you think it's time to pick up girls on the street under this excuse of 'crossing'?"
"She didn't believe that I came through time and space, and she thought I was going to pick her up?!" If I really told her that I traveled through time and space to the past, and then came back, would she faint? I was about to explain to her when she smiled at me and said,
"Handsome guy, you are so handsome that you can pick me up even if you don't have to make excuses. How about that? Leave a phone number!" The beautiful woman took out her mobile phone and smiled sweetly at me.
"I'm dizzy. How can I be handsome?" I was wondering why every beautiful woman was like seeing Pan An when she saw me. She was fascinated by me. Am I really so handsome?
I looked up and saw a mirror about the height of about one person in front of a cake shop next to the street. I hurriedly walked over and looked at myself in the mirror. It was indeed a graceful man. His facial features were exquisite, and his appearance was simply more than Pan An'an. He had the temperament of a jade tree in the wind. He was wearing After wearing a black windbreaker, it looked quite mysterious, and the round hat on his head was slightly gentlemanly.
I stared at myself in the mirror with a little infatuation. It was simply exaggerated and couldn't help but feel narcissistic. I took out the ID card in my clothes pocket and looked at it. It was so loving. I used to be a poor loser, but this 'ID card' actually directly turned me into a living rich and handsome!
The new identity, in addition to being more handsome, I am still me, a handsome me. I was looking at myself in the mirror with narcissism, but the girl's voice came from next to me,
"Handsome guy, I'll buy you a bottle of water!"
I looked back and saw that it was the woman. She hadn't left yet. She was handing me a bottle of drink in her hand. I felt that it was hot and thirsty. However, it was the first time that a girl took the initiative to invite me to drink. I smiled at her gentlemanly and said, "How sorry."
The girl said to me with a smile, "Handsome man, you look so beautiful when you smile!"
I quickly closed my mouth and took the bottle of drink she handed me and said thank you. As soon as I unscrewed the cap, I found that the name of the bottle of the water was 'What's the pulse'. The price was not cheap. It was a whole 4.5 yuan a bottle. It seemed that the girl was really willing to spend money. I took a sip and felt that it tasted excellent. It tasted like lemon. My eyes followed It fell on the packaging of the bottle, and it said
"Are you not in a state yet? Come back with a tight pulse!"
Drinking a bottle of water can pulse back. Is it true or not? Then I have to try it quickly. I raised my neck and drank it. Unexpectedly, I drank the bottle of pulsating mineral water in one breath. It really made me feel that I was in good spirits, and the state was really 'pulsed' back!
"Wow, handsome man, you look so handsome when you drink water, enough man!" The girl both raised her thumbs and praised me.
After listening to her words, I almost didn't choke. I thought it was also annoying to be a handsome man. I was tired of being entangled by beautiful women all day long. I had to run away quickly. As a result, the girl rushed to my front of me and stopped my way and said, "Handsome guy, leave me a phone number."
"I,..., I don't have a phone." I said.
However, my words are true. This time I traveled through time and space to ancient times for a long time, and I have long forgotten what the phone looks like. However, I think that since I have returned to the modern city, I have to get used to using mobile phones and integrate into this prosperous city as soon as possible.
"Then I'll send you my phone number!" After listening to me, the girl smiled and stuffed the phone in her hand into my hand without thinking about it. I picked it up and saw that it was the iphone6. After giving me a mobile phone, the girl opened the one-shoulder cross-body bag she carried with her, and took out another new mobile phone from it, which was also an iphone6.
When I saw the girl, I stuffed the mobile phone into my hand without thinking about it, but I couldn't help thinking about it. When a handsome man is really a benefit, I took the mobile phone in my hand and asked her, "Girl, don't your family open a mobile phone store?"
The girl smiled at me in the sun and said, "You just take it. I have your phone now. Is the handsome man free tonight? Let's have dinner together tonight."
I stood under the sun and was entangled by a sunny beauty for a long time. She was too handsome, but it was not my fault to be handsome. The pulse of the bottle just now made me pulsate back. Unfortunately, I drank too much just now and wanted to go to the toilet. I hurriedly waved to the girl. He waved his hand and said, "Beauty, we'll see you again if we have a chance in the future." Then I rushed to the nearby public bathroom.
I was entangled by a beautiful woman for a long time, and I was about to suffocate me. I rushed into the toilet and solved it. As soon as I opened the toilet door, I saw a woman squatting in front of me. At this time, she also looked up and looked at me in panic, "Damn it, I'm in the wrong place." I quickly closed the door and rushed to the other side.
This is also because I'm used to being the emperor, and everything I go is my own. I said in my heart that this habit has to be changed in the future. Modern cities are a legal society. It's not like in ancient times, people's heads, which is not good.
After I finished the bathroom, I held the iPhone6 given to me by the short-haired girl I knew on the street. I remember that I also had an iPhone6 before. I don't know if this is also a fake. I took a selfie with 8 million pixels.
I feel good. The iPhone is also called Apple. Hey, I just heard street aunts dancing in the square dance all the way. It seems that I heard them sing something. 'You are my little apple. I love you too much. I guess that's what I sing.
It will be more convenient to have a phone. I remember the girl just told me that it was October 2014, and I left the earth to travel through time and space in 2018. So I actually went back to four years ago. In this way, I still have a chance to see the bodyguard Yang Xiaoyu, the daughter Lin Xiaoxiao and Liu Yifei, a policewoman, and Hou Dezhu, the son of the biological company.
But I don't know where to find them at the present. The city has changed so fast that in four years, it is enough to make a city change dramatically. Now I don't even know where they are in the city now. If I want to find them, I'm really looking for a needle in a haystack.
"Alas, I hope to have a chance to meet them again in the future," I sighed and said, but I thought that I would not go back to ancient times for the time being. Anyway, I came here to find them first. I took out the "Netherworld Newspaper" from my arms and walked on the street while reading the newspaper, which immediately attracted many beautiful women to turn back. The rate of turning back is 100%, and some beautiful drivers have caused car accidents.
I opened the Underworld Evening News and found that the newspaper marked: Liu Haisheng, male, 46 years old, the boss of a company, was deformed by a running truck because he parked his car on the roadside to play 'car shock'. The pop-up airbag made him live for a few more minutes, and now he is being sent to 120. Rescue is carried out in the city hospital.
I looked at the Underworld Evening News, which was marked in detail, and it was updated dynamically in real time, which was even better than the newspaper in Harry Potter. What made me more happy was that as soon as I looked up, I suddenly saw the urban hospital opposite the street.
At this time, the upper right corner of the Underworld Evening News prompts: Liu Haisheng is still ten minutes away from his death.
"Ten minutes?" Shit, is that guy going to be in a hurry to reincarnate? I quickly put out the smoke in my hand, and then raised my hands. A dark and shiny death sickle appeared in my hand. I only heard a 'click'. After the death sickle was held in my hand, it changed its shape and popped up. A standard death sickle, more than one person tall, appeared in my hand.
Because I was in a hurry, I crossed a road directly. When I rushed to the hospital building opposite, I was already out of breath. The beautiful nurses in the hospital and the sick patients in the corridor turned a blind eye to the death sickle I was holding.
This is also attributed to the special department of the 'Netherworld Police Station'. As the highest level and the most mysterious existence in the universe, he uses the top wisdom in the universe to not only change the identity and appearance of the underworld police officers, but also let the weapons in our hands not be mortal. Recognize. It's also officially the case that I can swagger around with a newspaper in one hand and a cucumber and a banana in the other hand. Therefore, I can avoid being found by mortals or wanted by the police, so as to be 'legally armed' in disguise.
After trotting all the way, I finally came to the outpatient service front desk of the hospital out of breath. I quickly asked the nurse, "Excuse me, a man named Liu Haisheng has just been sent to the hospital. Which ward does he live in now?"
However, after looking at me, the beautiful nurse stood up and looked at me sweetly and said, "Handsome man, look at your sweaty head. Let's have a glass of water first."
The nurse was wearing a pink nurse's suit, ** stockings on her beautiful legs, and the softness of her clothes on her chest. She personally poured a glass of water to the water dispenser and handed me a paper cup,
"Handsome man, don't worry, let's take our time. Let's drink water first when you sweat!"
"Drink water?" I drink your sister. I don't know which guy has to make me so handsome. In fact, it's really inconvenient to work at all. I always revolve around all kinds of beautiful women. After I raised my neck and drank the paper cup of warm water, I wiped the corners of my mouth and said to the beautiful female nurse,
"This nurse, can I not worry? Can you tell me where Liu Haisheng is? He should die soon.
When the nurse heard what I said, she couldn't help laughing and said, "Sir, you are really funny. Our hospital is responsible for saving people. It always only saves people. How can you save 'death'?"
"Why don't you register this handsome man first and tell me whether you and this critically ill patient Liu Haisheng are family or kinship?"
"I,... I kiss your sister." I won't talk to her anymore. There are less than four minutes left to see. If I go on with her again, then my 'Death' work will be delayed. I hurried to carry the death sickle and go straight to the intensive care unit.
Although the nurse lady wants to chat with me, she doesn't see what's going on now. I'm busy with my work now. How can I have time to pay attention to her? However, even without her, I can guess which ward Liu Haisheng will be in now. Since he is dying and dying so quickly, he must be in the intensive operating room.
The intensive care operating room of the hospital has always been located on the first floor, because the first floor will be very convenient to rescue patients, so it is impossible for any hospital to move the operating room above the fourth floor, let alone the seventh or eighth floor. In that case, it is a waste of time to climb the stairs to rescue seriously ill patients. Time is life, which is also That's why I, as the god of death, have to race with the doctor. If they grab it and save the damn thing first, I will lose my job.
I believed that the severe operating room must be on the first floor, which also saved climbing time. I looked for the rooms on the huge first floor and found the operating room quickly. I looked at the time in the Underworld Evening News that Liu Haisheng was less than two minutes away from the end of his life.
I came to the door of the critically ill operating room, and I saw the LED on the door showing the words 'under operation'. I think it's definitely impossible to go in directly like this. The underworld police station has strict regulations. When the underworld police officers enforce the law in the sun, they should be absolutely kept secret from mortals. Discovered.
Therefore, I can't transform in front of mortals, so I have to find a quiet corner, secretly touch my collar, and then become invisible in an instant!
Each police officer in the underworld police station has his own * and uniform. Just as using a card can change the identity of the police officer in the sun, the uniform equipped by the police officer in the underworld can also help him invisible. The underworld varies according to the different costumes of police types. In the eyes of mortals, the one I wear is nothing more than an ordinary black windbreaker, which puts up the collar. It's quite mysterious, but in fact, it is a 'death cloak', a work uniform exclusive to death.
The underworld is also divided into police types. For example, the underworld special police are in charge of the SWAT tactical team, the underworld police station is responsible for the local dead lonely ghosts, the underworld traffic police department, the underworld forensic department, the underworld railway police, etc. Due to the different types of the underworld police, the corresponding uniforms are different, some may wear jeans, clip Shirts and so on. If it's a policewoman, they usually wear skirts.
I put on the death cloak and came out invisibly, and two doctors came straight to the opposite side. I watched them talking about work, but I didn't find that I passed by them. Just at this time, a nurse hurried out of it. I guessed to get medicine or some tools. I Just take advantage of the situation and slip in.
When I entered the intensive operating room, I saw a man lying on the operating table. Several doctors were in a hurry to operate on him. Because I put on the death cloak, none of the doctors and nurses in the operating room found me. I saw fine beads of sweat on the forehead of the chief surgeon. The nurse next to her was wiping her sweat with a towel while beating her hands.
I leaned forward and took out the Underworld Evening News from my arms. I couldn't help laughing and say that this product was actually on the headlines. I compared his photo, which happened to be Liu Zhenghai, which showed that there was less than a minute left before the end of life.
After locking the person that Death was looking for, I easily looked around and breathed a sigh of relief, and then stuffed the newspaper back into my arms. I looked at the doctors in white who saw that the angels in white were saving their lives, but I was waiting for him to die quickly. This is also my job.
I thought to myself, "These guys in white are simply working blindly. The so-called 'The king of hell let you die for the third update, and you can't leave anyone until the fifth update', that is to say, you can't live for one more minute!"
"Everything is doomed. Damn it, it deserves to die, and it will naturally survive." I thought of this in my heart, and after waiting for this guy to breathe, I could take his soul back to the hell to report.
I looked at the display of the instrument on the medical equipment next to me. Sure enough, the man's life was disappearing rapidly. I stood next to him and counted the countdown to his life.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...four, three, two"
'Di, Didi, Didi~~~~Di!' The instrument beeped more and more quickly. I held the Underworld Evening News in my hand as if I was holding a stopwatch,
"Three, two, one, die!"
Sure enough, at the last moment of my countdown, at the same time, the instruments on the medical equipment also stopped abruptly, and life stopped!
"Hey hey, your boy is finally willing to die!" I walked forward with a smile. The doctors were busy with their work. It was my turn to die. I watched the doctors take off their masks and shook their heads helplessly, but their faces were helpless. After all, if you want to rob people from death, you have to ask me if I agree first.
"Liu Haisheng, male, 46 years old, died after the hospital's full rescue, at 11:30 a.m." Liu Hai was dead, and several doctors walked out of the operating room one after another, leaving a young female doctor struggling to announce the time of death.
I reached out and grabbed Liu Haisheng's wrist before I came to the operating table. He opened his eyes and looked at me, but don't worry, it was just his soul seeing me. However, he still looked dead in the eyes of other doctors, and no one could see his soul at all.
Liu Haisheng was strangled by me. I directly carried his soul with a death sickle and planned to run out. He quickly opened his eyes and asked me, "You,... who are you? What on earth are you going to do to me?"
Damn it, this guy didn't even know that he was dead. I showed a row of white teeth and said to him with a smile, "Don't you see that you are dead? I'm Death. I'm going to take you to hell.
"Ah, am I dead?" Liu Haisheng listened to my words and said doubtfully.
"What do you think?" I asked him back and pointed to his body lying next to the operating table and said to him, "Don't you feel that your body is light?"
The Liu Haisheng listened to me. Sure enough, after looking at his body next to him, he couldn't help but feel a burst of sadness in his heart and wanted to sob and cry. However, no matter how loudly they cried, their relatives in the sun would definitely not hear it. I know that most people are unwilling to accept this fact at first when they suddenly hear the news of their death. Some of them are because the girls have not been picked up, they have not made enough money in business, and they have died before they have time to use the money for a lifetime...
I waved my hand impatiently and said to him, "Don't ink with me. Damn death, the birth of birth, follow me to the underworld as soon as possible, early death and early reincarnation."
Liu Haisheng asked me, "Lord Death, I really don't want to die yet. I have a clever and beautiful daughter with a happy family. The fortune teller told me that I can live to at least 200 years old... Why don't you give you money and let me return the sun?"
Of course, the fortune teller lied to him. However, it's too much for me to listen to his request. Why do Mao Fan people always want to live a long life? If everyone on the earth lives hundreds of years and wants to live thousands of years, if so, what kind of population pressure will the earth face? Why should family planning be implemented? Because 370,000 newborn babies come to the world every day, an average of 4 babies are born per second in the world.
A large number of babies came to the world, and these old immortals will not die for thousands of years. In the long run, in the world, the population of the earth will increase to 2 trillion. The population will increase greatly, but the quality will regress, because although these guys can live hundreds of years old, their body cell structure has decayed. In addition to being unable to swallow, it has no effect on social progress. On the contrary, it drags down the social wealth created by young people and makes society more and more regressive.
Therefore, dust returns to dust and earth. For the sake of the progress of social civilization and the blood circulation of the yin and yang worlds, our underworld police station is responsible for taking the damn thing away and leaving the hope of life to those who should stay.
If everyone on the earth can live for thousands of years, except for the waste of food decline and civilization and progress, the mind and body are not as vigorous and creative as young people. Because people will decline more and more when they live in the yang world for a long time. We just take their souls away and return them to the yang world after reincarnation.
In this way, he will be another hero 20 years later.
But many ghosts just don't understand this truth. They die but don't leave. In this way, they can't get the opportunity of reincarnation and affect the progress of social civilization. Even if they survive, it is harmful to society, because if the soul remains in the body after death, it will become zombies, and zombies form a virus to pollute the river. It led to the spread of the plague in the city.
Although I am a god of death, I am doing something beneficial to human beings. At this time, there was a sound of siren downstairs. I looked out through the window, but I was surprised to find that it was not the police car of the Yangjian police station, but the police car of the underworld police station, which was responsible for escorting the dead ghosts to the underworld.
The patrol policeman greeted me from the car and shouted, "Time is fast. I'll wait for you for three minutes!"
"Three minutes?" I know that the police officers of the underworld are quite busy. Thirty-seventy thousand babies in the world come to the sun every day. At the same time, 200,000 people around the world die one after another every day. The underworld system has to deal with such a huge workload, and the work is very busy!
"This should be the last bus, right?" I didn't dare to waste time. I immediately put the death sickle on the neck of Liu Haisheng's soul, pulled him out of his body, carried him on his body and went straight to the elevator!
Promote the theme: The underworld police took away ghosts in order to save the world.