Chapter 9 Guan Yu vs Lv Bu
Ling Feng obviously doesn't remember that he has such a second brother. He thought that he thought of himself as Liu Bei. Oh, I don't care about him. Anyway, I just don't think of myself as Cao Cao.
Ling Feng saw that the second master Guan in front of him seemed to be not malicious to him. So he put the pistol back in the warehouse and said, "Second brother, brother, can I buy you a drink?"
"Okay, brother, how can you refuse the treat?" Guan Yu brushed his long beard and answered cheerfully.
Shit, he really agreed. Ling Feng originally wanted to say something polite, but he didn't expect that he really agreed. It seemed that he had to cook by himself tonight.
Ling Feng looked at the room again. Now he is different from the past. With the identity of a temporary worker in hell, he can easily identify ghosts. He can see clearly any ghost in the room.
However, he was still worried. While pulling out half a piece of beef from the refrigerator, he asked tentatively, "Second brother, why are you the only ghost?"
Master Guan sat on the sofa and put Guan Gong's knife aside. Hearing Ling Feng ask about this, he replied, "Lv Bu has also been here before. That guy intended to be unfavorable to you, and has been beaten away by me."
Guan Yu said casually, half a piece of beef in Ling Feng's hand almost fell to the ground. Although this Guan Yu is so simple, he can also be regarded as an uprising. Today, for the blessing of Mr. Guan's life, I also entertained myself.
However, the half of the beef has become a little smelly due to the power outage of the refrigerator. Because he has not been willing to eat, he took out ginger and garlic from the kitchen corner and planned to remove the fishy smell, but it was still a little smelly.
Let's have a beef hot pot!
Ling Feng was thinking about it, and suddenly there was a hint from the system interface in front of him: the C-level wanted notice of the underworld has been released! Task Tip: Room 9527, Prison No. 17 in hell, injured hundreds of ghosts and escaped overnight. Please catch him immediately.
Ling Feng was stir-frying the pot shovel and almost fell to the ground! He turned around to Guan Yu in the room and asked, "Second brother, why didn't you capture Lv Bu when you just matle with him?"
Guan Yu blushed and said, "Brother, I was going to capture him, but unfortunately, the guy escaped on a red rabbit horse. I can't catch up with him."
Oh, Ling Feng answered and despised the system in his heart. Nima was always not updated in time. They came home, and the system sent a message.
However, he looked at his small house of less than ten square meters and couldn't understand why Lv Bu rode his horse here. It is estimated that when he was fighting with Guan Yu, he floated directly downstairs and ran away on a red rabbit horse.
Although Guan Yu didn't hear that Ling Feng blamed him, he still felt quite guilty. Now he was going to catch Lv Bu and was stopped by Ling Feng. He said that he would forget it in the middle of the night and eat and drink first.
Guan Yu was moved in his heart. It was not that Ling Feng didn't want him to chase him, but after thinking about it, Lv Bu rode a red rabbit horse again, and he must have run away for a long time.
There was a small table in the room. When Ling Feng brought up the food, he suddenly remembered a question, "How do ghosts eat?"
One person and one ghost sat down around the hot pot, and Ling Feng was not afraid of Guan Yu. If there was such a door god in his house, which ghost would dare to come in? Instead, it has become his amulet, and maybe he can make money from him in the future.
Pour a glass of wine to Guan Erye. Ling Feng made an 'invite' posture, but saw that Guan Yu did not drink, but smelled it on the glass with his nose.
Ling Feng said in his heart, it should be that my Erguotou didn't suit his taste. He simply picked up a piece of beef for him, but Guan Yu still only smelled it and didn't eat it.
"Alas, the second master Guan has received all the worship in the world, but his mouth has become picky. I'm afraid that he can't get into his old man's eyes," Ling Feng thought to himself.
Seeing that Guan Yu only smelled and didn't eat, Ling Feng couldn't help but feel that it was a waste. He took back the piece of beef he didn't eat. The original tasteful beef even had a light taste of salt. No wonder Guan Yu burped. It turned out that it was enough for the ghosts to smell it.
While smelling the beef that Ling Feng had prepared for him, Guan Yu praised that the eldest brother's craftsmanship was really good.
Ling Feng's craftsmanship is innate. He has never learned to be a chef and has no cooking experience, but the food he cooks are sweet and delicious, which is insatiable.
Seeing that Guan Yu was full of wine and food, Ling Feng asked, "Second brother, what do you usually do?"
Guan Yu listened to Ling Feng's question and immediately replied, "I don't know what to do. Anyway, there are people who eat and drink on weekdays, and there is no need to worry about eating and drinking from door to door. However, their food is not as good as your craftsmanship. Guan Yu burped and stretched out his thumb to praise Ling Feng.
Ling Feng thought, if this guy dares to work for himself, he doesn't have to pay his salary. That's great. If there are things that he can't solve in the future, just look for him.
Ling Feng picked up a few more pieces of beef for Guan Yu. The other party was grateful and told that Ling Feng followed Ling Feng's past in the world, and Ling Feng himself drank a few cups of Erguotou dizzy.
Ling Feng didn't know how drunk Master Guan was, but he was really drunk. He fell asleep in a daze without two sips.
I got up early the next day, but I didn't see the ghost of Guan Yu. Only a table of dishes and chopsticks were left and no one cleaned up, and the weather was still sunny.
After washing, Ling Feng came to the breakfast shop downstairs. He often fantasized that one day he would not have to make steamed buns when he became rich.
"Boss, a bowl of rice noodles." When Ling Feng got downstairs, he shouted to the boss generously.
"Yo, Xiao Lingzi is rich," the fat uncle said happily while giving Ling Feng breakfast.
Ling Feng wiped his mouth while calculating that this month's income is also quite rich. This month, the full attendance award of Zhongheng Chinese Network is 1,000 yuan, plus the League of Legends account is 380 yuan, which is nearly 1,400 yuan.
While eating breakfast, Ling Feng was calculating to catch ghosts to make money. After breakfast, he waved to the fat uncle a five-yuan note and said generously, "Don't look for it."
As soon as he walked not far, he saw a lot of people gathered there. Ling Feng thought it was a big sale in the supermarket, and he didn't care about it. I squeezed in and found out that there were three or five police cars parked in the yard and raised the cordon.
Ling Feng turned his head and wanted to leave. Such a thing was still as far away as he could. Just as he was about to leave, the mobile phone rang. When he took it out, he saw that it was Liu Yifei.
"Ling Feng, come to Lao Wang's house in Dongwang Village." Liu Yifei said on the other end of the phone.
"Well, I have something else to do. I'm at the Royal Hotel now." Although I don't know what the other party is looking for, I still find an excuse to get rid of it.
Just as he was about to turn around and leave, a young policewoman in a blue uniform came to the crowd and pressed on Ling Feng's shoulder and said, "Isn't it in the Royal Hotel? It's really good to blow."
Ling Feng looked back and saw that it happened to be Liu Yifei. It's not that the enemies didn't get together. This time, he couldn't run away even if he wanted to run away. However, Liu Yifei did not come to catch him this time, but to ask for cooperation with him.
"Is what you said last time true?" Liu Yifei called Ling Feng aside and asked mysteriously.
"What's the matter?" Ling Feng looked blank and didn't know what she was referring to.
"That's where you are. What kind of underworld are you in? Can you catch ghosts?" Liu Yifei recalled and said to Ling Feng.
"Oh" Ling Feng suddenly realized that as soon as he heard that the opportunity to make money was coming, he said happily, "Can that be fake? What, do you have work to do?
Liu Yifei nodded and said to Ling Feng, "You go upstairs with me. Something strange happened to Lao Wang's house!" Liu Yifei said mysteriously while taking Ling Feng upstairs.
There were still two policemen standing at the door. Seeing that Liu Yifei brought a strange man, he didn't reach out to stop him. Ling Feng was still thinking about what was going on when he was so nagging that he was pulled into the room by Liu Yifei.
I saw ** lying a pregnant woman lying on her young age with a big belly **. Her hands had been tied to the head of the bed respectively, and her pale face sometimes showed a look of pain. She stretched out her tongue from time to time. Ling Feng only took a look and found that the pregnant woman had been put on the body of a ghost.
Ling Feng put the remaining half of the steamed bun on the bedside table. It was he who just jumped on her** while the fat uncle didn't pay attention, took out the thick and long cucumber, and was pulled by Liu Yifei. He was surprised and said, "You're crazy. Don't even let a pregnant woman go?"
Ling Feng ignored her and probably only saw a shadow on the pregnant woman's stomach. * The trigger pulled, and a faint blue light shot out, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and lost in the pregnant woman's belly.
The ghost was extremely cunning. As soon as he saw that the soul was coming, he immediately drilled back into the uterus. He couldn't come out, and Ling Feng's soul gun couldn't do anything about it.
Ling Feng had to find out his Apple 6S and planned to find some exorcism information. Policewoman Liu Yifei asked strangely, "Do you like to use a copycat machine?" This hobby is quite special.
Ling Feng ignored her and quickly landed on the official website of the underworld. With the last verification and the full communication signal of the underworld, Lingfeng quickly logged in.
However, Ling Feng's system interface prompts that even his only 5 gold coins have been spent this time. If he can't catch ghosts this time, he will really become poor.
Ling Feng quickly searched the Underworld Encyclopedia and quickly found a way to subdue such ghosts in the 'Deifu Database'.
First of all, force it out, and then carry out the arrest. Ling Feng said to Liu Yifei, the policewoman standing next to him, you can find a mirror. The bigger the better. It's better to have one person.
Liu Yifei hurriedly agreed. Soon, the two police assistants moved a mirror to the tailor's shop next door. Ling Feng ordered them to reflect the mirror in front of the pregnant woman, and asked someone to take two oranges from the kitchen and stuff them into the pregnant woman's mouth.
The pregnant woman ate oranges and had an impulse to vomit. Ling Feng's move was called forcing the soul first. Seeing that the pregnant woman had a reaction, Ling Feng quickly took out Type 62*, and 'Bang Bang' was two shots at her stomach.
Ga~ A strange cry, in the surprised expression of the assistant and policewoman Liu Yifei, in the originally empty mirror, an ancient costume figure appeared. The other party held a square halberd, a golden crown and wore a war cloud robe, just like Lv Bu in an ancient drama.
Liu Yifei was also stunned. Is this a trick? Just stunned, the ghost in the mirror suddenly smashed the square halberd and smashed a big hole in the mirror.
Ling Feng took out the left-wheeled soul pistol and fired two shots at Lv Bu in the mirror, but the other party's force value was super high, and he was wearing a hundred-flower robe. Think about it, if you can hurt hundreds of ghosts in the underworld and escape, you can't easily deal with them.
The tiger and tiger in Lv Bu's hand smashed the mirror, and it was about to break the mirror here! Seeing that the situation was not good, Ling Feng immediately said to Liu Yifei, "Call my second brother quickly." Looking back, Liu Yifei was still stunned and added, "Please Guan Gong!"
Liu Yifei finally reacted and asked Lao Wang's family if it was about the portrait of the public. They all shook their heads and said no. Fortunately, the old Liu family next door was witty and hugged the statue of Guan Gong in time, and there were incense candles on it.
Ling Feng stared at Lao Wang's family. No one in your family deserved him, but now he didn't bother to tell him. He put the statue of Guan Gong on the table and planned to make three kowtows to the statue. However, he thought that there was no reason for the eldest brother to kowtow to his second brother. He directly pointed to Guan Yu's statue and said, "Second brother, come out and fight Lv Bu quickly!"