Mishu's evil life

Chapter 63 "Instructing"

Today, she did an infinite amount of merit. In the face of many old people who kept saying thanking themselves, the haze and darkness in her heart were finally swept away.

When we went home together, Mishu, who was walking on the road, stepped on her own steps happily and was very happy. Situ Yin walked beside her. On the spacious road, there were full of people coming and going after work. The golden light of the sunset lazily shone on the bodies and faces of the two people, and Mishu's cheerful face seemed to walk. A faint layer of gold edge, warm and harmonious, Situ Yin inadvertently caught a glimpse of it, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously bent up,

"I thought you would scold me."

Situ Yin came up with such a sentence. Mi Shu was stunned and took a few seconds to understand the meaning of his sentence. She suddenly felt ashamed. At first, she scolded him fiercely in her heart, but now she can only be happy and proud after helping others. On the other hand, she is to treat Situ Yin. The impression of facial paralysis has also changed. A kind and diligent man who respects the old and loves the young is indeed extinct. Compared with him, she feels a little ashamed, so she decided to come to see more of these lonely old people in the future and try to make them healthy. , in a good mood.

Seeing that Mishu didn't say anything, Situ Yin asked worriedly,

"Are you really angry? It's my fault. I deliberately teased you and found so many patients for you at one time..."

At this time, the fox showed his tail. He didn't say that Mishu didn't know yet. It turned out that this guy deliberately teased himself to exhaust himself! Damn, how dare you play tricks on me... Let you know the end of offending your aunt,

Mishu's eyes turned, and she already had a plan to deal with him. Then suddenly her eyes straightened, twitched and swayed all over. Situ Yin panicked, quickly came to help her, and asked nervously,

"Are you all right? What's wrong?"

"I...I..." She had to admire her superb acting skills and could almost compete for the Oscar. She "fallen" on him, rolled her eyes and muttered "weak and weak"...

"I... seem to be... weak..."

"Ah?" Vanity? What disease is this? After living for so many years, he didn't know that this disease existed, but he didn't dare to neglect it and said in panic, "I'll take you to the hospital!"

"Don't..." Mishu leaned in his arms and took the opportunity to eat his tofu. "I'm just... too much physical consumption. Just go home and have a rest..."

This method really provoked Situ Yin to blame himself. His face, which had always been expressionless, was a little worried and self-reproachful. Mi Shu secretly glanced at her, resisted the impulse to laugh, and continued to scream,

"Ah... I'm tired..."

Situ Yin had no choice but to look at the roadside. At this time, it was the rush hour after work. Not to mention the taxi, even the bicycle was not free, so this meant that he had to carry her back again...

That's right, and again.

Situ Yin was sad, but the originator resisted bursting from laughing and cramping her face. She loved to see Situ Yin's embarrassed expression on her paralyzed face.

"Then... I'll carry you on my back." He said this sentence helplessly again. There is a saying that it is better to offend the villain than to offend the woman.

Mi Shu, who was lying on Situ Yin's back again, suddenly became alive again. Just now, his dying look didn't seem to exist at all, and now he actually hummed happily...

"I picked up a penny by the side of the road and handed it to the policeman. The uncle took the money and nodded to me. I said happily, "Goodbye, uncle."

Mishu, an elderly young woman in the countryside, was really uneducated and vulgar. She actually sang such a song... "classic" song so ecstasy...

What's more fascinating is that Situ Yin did not roll his eyes at this embarrassing children's song. After a few drops of cold sweat, he published his "talking talk"

"The era of returning valuables has long been far away from us. First of all, even if people pick up money, they will not give it to the police, but enrich themselves, as small as one yuan to tens of thousands of yuan. Secondly, even if so few people pick up money and are willing to give it to the police, the money will be given by the police. For embezzling, instead, you have to scold the person who returned the money as a 'psychopath'.

Faced with his "high opinion", Mishu also argued about his own views,

"How can you be so negative? Although there are a few rat excrement that have destroyed the traditional virtues of our Chinese nation, don't you read the newspapers and the news always reports on those good people who return their valuables? For example, brother, or strangers..."

"This kind of person accounts for less than the probability of winning the lottery."

"How can you say that? After all, people who lose money are not the same as those who buy lottery tickets, and our police uncles are not as corrupt as you said..."

"Corrupt and uncorrupt, of course you can't see it."

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The two of you have been arguing about the "far-reaching" meaning of this old children's song that can't be spit out. Along the way, from the current situation in China, to international contradictions, to the contradictions about oil between Iraq and the United States...

Unconsciously arrived near his home. Situ Yin was so tired that he was out of breath. Mi Shu no longer fucked him. He climbed down from his back and walked very neatly. Situ Yin wiped his sweat and saw the demon with his claws in front of him. The corners of his mouth trembled. He only felt that he was fooled by the gray wolf, but he did not see him like her. Zhi, smooth, explained,

"I'm going to buy vegetables." Then he walked in the direction of the supermarket.

Mishu felt guilty. He didn't care about teasing him like this. He still remembered to buy vegetables and cook. His conscience rarely found it. He turned around and trotted to catch up with the long-legged guy in front of him.

"Wait for me, I'll go with you."

Situ Yin ignored the madman and walked into the supermarket by himself, but was pulled out by Mishu's madman and taught him earnestly.

"Of course, go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. The things in the supermarket are expensive and not fresh, and the vegetables in the vegetable market are relatively fresh."

Before Situ Yin could react, he was pulled away by this powerful guy and walked towards the vegetable market.

In the mixed and dirty vegetable market, the hawkers shouted one after another. Situ Yin, who was not used to this kind of place, instinctively frowned.

"Handsome men and women come and have a look at my fresh vegetables, which are hygienic and fresh."

"Buy and kill the lively fish now."

Mishu pulled Situ Yin and walked through the vegetable stalls one by one, patting his chest with a rich look,

"Well, is it more than the dishes in the supermarket, and it's much fresher? What do you want to eat? I'll treat you!"

Situ Yin was a little embarrassed and pulled by Mi Shu. He picked up the eggplant from the nearest vegetable vendor in front of him and carefully selected three brightly colored eggplants. Unexpectedly, he didn't ask the boss how much it cost per catty, so he took out ten yuan* and handed it to the hawker. Mi Shu rolled his eyes helplessly and quickly withdrew it. Ten yuan* in the hands of the hawker who laughed so much that his eyes disappeared, the "painful" education of this idiot who can't live a life,

"As the son of a diligent and shrewd maid, how can you not ask the price of the dish? Isn't this allowing people to blackmail your money?

As the saying goes, education should start with children, and let me popularize the most basic knowledge of grocery shopping as a commoner for free...

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Happy May Day to everyone. Everything you want will come true.