Chapter 9 The Fat Man and His Sanitary Nap
The hot air from Tianqi's mouth wrapped around the tip of Bai Mu's nose. It was itchy that she couldn't help raising her hand and rubbing it.
"You can't, my husband can." Bai Mu pushed Tianqi away. Obviously, even for children with low brain capacity, basic moral education is still successful.
Tianqi raised the corners of his mouth and laughed twice. For a moment, his back was full of prosperity, stretching like red mandala needles, shining through the bloody Shura hell. If the screenshot of this scene is sent to the forum, it will definitely attract countless girls to scream and die.
It's a pity that Bai Mu is not an ordinary girl... so she is still expressionless.
"Well... are you all right?"
A voice suddenly inserted in. Tianqi and Bai Mu turned their heads at the same time and found that they didn't know when there was a fat man squatting in front of them.
"Player?" Tianqi protected Bai Mu behind him.
"Don't..." The fat man squatted there like a ball: "I... I didn't mean any harm, just... I just want to go with you."
The fat man stood up and stood up like a ball, pointing to the road in front of them: "I can help you cross the road of knives and saws, but you will also take me all the way out of hell."
"Aren't you here to save her?" Tianqi pointed to Bai Mu behind him: "So you have received a wanted notice?" Anyway, the one who comes to Bai Mu now is either to save her or kill her.
As soon as Bai Mu heard the words to save her, he raised his right hand stiffly in front of his face and prepared to say his lines.
"I just said that I will kiss you when I read it." Tianqi immediately whispered in her ear, and Bai Mu paused and put his hands down.
The fat man shook his head and trembled: "I took on other hidden tasks, and I don't know why I fell here." He suddenly rushed over and hugged Tianqi's leg and began to cry: "I know your operation is awesome. Please, take me with you!"
The video of Tianqi's high chance of hitting a combo has long been spread in the forum, and everyone speculated that he is a hidden name on the strength list.
"This road of knife saw is paved with a steel knife, and you can't add blood after drinking medicine. What can you do?" Tianqi lost an invitation.
After forming a team, the fat man's ID is naturally displayed. This guy's name is so good that he asked me to be responsible for fat...
For some reason, the fat man's face turned red, stepped back two steps, drew a circle in mid-air, and then read: "Come out!" My partner!"
A group of small monsters with red water droplets suddenly appeared in mid-air and sang hand in hand: We are red, we are red! Then suddenly a group of white monsters with wings jumped out and sang: We are sanitary napkins, we are sanitary napkins, we must absorb blood... absorb... absorb...
......
Tian Qi's face turned black.
"That... that... my exclusive skills are special, hahaha..." The fat man scratched his head and didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
As a veteran game player, he doesn't understand why all his previous experience is completely useless in the chaos.
Oh! Cheek is noisy because there has never been such a obscene system god, and there are still many obscene system gods.
After being killed by a monster in the wild, I tragically found that I didn't have enough money to resurrect... When wandering around, I met an extremely obscene little old man.
A god in heaven sneezed.
Tianqi looked helplessly at the white foam squatting opposite the fat man and listening carefully to him crying while telling stories.
"The old man bullied you." Bai Mu is very cooperative.
The fat man stretched his body forward and cried loudly: "He wants to have a longer nose than me, woo-hoo... He is still a virgin! I haven't masturbate myself yet."
Hearing that Tianqi here suddenly kicked him, and then looked at the white foam, the latter said calmly, "I know what that is." Then he asked the fat man, "You lost."
The fat man jumped up, waved his thick arm, and his face showed a fierce light: "Nima, that old man didn't have it at all, okay! He tied it there with a big white radish. Then he squatted down and began to cry: "Woo-woo... How can I compare with white radish?" Then he jumped up and roared: "So he began to train me, tied several white radishes on my elephant, and let the rabbit jump, and the rabbit kept jumping... Whoo..." This time, the fat man sat directly on the ground and began to cry.
Bai Mo blinked her eyes. Although she didn't fully understand, when she saw people crying so sadly, she decided to comfort him: "I can make you bigger than white radish."
Tianqi, who had been observing the road of the steel saw, felt wrong when he saw that Bai Mu was about to speak, but unfortunately he didn't stop it.
This is not the point of the matter, no!
"Really? Do you have a way?" The fat man crawled to Bai Mu's feet a few times.
Tianqi held his forehead, and he felt that Bai Mu was stupid and cute, which he could accept. But others...
"Do you believe that I don't even have what you have now?" Looking at the fat man, Tianqi's teeth are Huo Huo.
The fat man quickly jumped up and waved his hand: "No, no. I won't talk about it... I won't talk about it."
"Key." Tianqi looked at him coldly.
The fat man was stunned and instinctively stood straight: "Then I couldn't stand it and stole his things and ran away, but fell into a hole. What he stole was the hole where the exclusive skill stone fell into."
I didn't even breathe and finished in one breath.
Let's explain what an exclusive skill stone is.
Chaos gives full play to the spirit of hegemonism. Except for the name, all options are randomly handled by the system. After randomly assigning the sect, you can't learn from the teacher's task before level 30. To be precise, because the map has not been opened, players don't even know where the door of the sect opens. The skills used by players are only two primary skills and personal exclusive skills.
The so-called personal exclusive skills are randomly cultivated by players through their own perseverance and hard work, cough... plus random stones bought from the mall.
Well, in fact, it has nothing to do with perseverance.
Random is the two least popular words for players after the system master, because you can never know what you will get. Random stones are like some kind of female uterus. Maybe an egg can hatch a tiger, and maybe a tiger can give birth to a chicken cub for you.
Or I will tell you that your skills inspire everything in the world and naturally turn into a small grass growing between clouds and heaven and earth with the wind. To put it simply, you can buy a new one.
The system will give each player one for free. If you are not satisfied with the skills, you can buy 100 gold coins from the mall, which is equivalent to 100 yuan.
Cough! Let's continue.
"Then the skill stone opened these?" Tianqi tried his best not to let himself see the happy sanitary napkins flying above their heads.
Especially the little red monsters that just came out first have been sucked in. The original snow-white sanitary napkins are now blood-red, flapping two white wings while flying and still singing: absorbing light! Light absorption...
Please supplement this scene by yourself!
What's more speechless is that Bai Mu still stretched out his hand and poked it, and the piece she poked also twisted her body to be shy.
"God!" The fat man rushed over and hugged Tianqi's legs and howled: "You can't discriminate against sanitary napkins. They have been silently accompanying you... No, accompanying every woman, never complaining, dedicating himself once a month, silently guarding in an invisible corner."
He was afraid that Tianqi would abandon him because of his exclusive skills.
Bai Mu nodded solemnly beside him: "Well, they are great."
By the way, as a cub monster, you don't know what they use at all, do you? Right!
Tianqi suddenly felt that it was more difficult to break through the 18th floor of hell because of the two children in front of him.
The fat man suddenly jumped up again and pointed to the road ahead and said, "We can live with them."
"My friends can store a lot of blood." The fat man looked up proudly: "Because they have wings, you don't have to worry at all. No matter how much traffic there is, it won't leak!"
"Well, that's awesome." Bai Mu poked again.
Tianqi kicked back weakly again: "Let's talk about the point."
"Oh, oh!" The fat man nodded and continued, "They will automatically replenish the blood for the team members. Moreover, it's instantaneous supplement!"
Tianqi finally heard the answer he wanted. Both drinking potions and spell healing have a cooling process. With the damage value of the hacksaw road, you must keep adding blood in one breath, otherwise you will not be able to pass.
"I have run this hacksaw road eight times, and the small wings need to buffer for an hour each time they add blood." Little wings are the nickname given by the fat man for his sanitary napkins. He can't always talk about my sanitary napkins in the future!
"Then why don't you go to the upper floor?" Tianqi asked him, but suddenly turned around and looked in the direction of the portal.
"Hey hey!" The fat man grinned, his already fat face only looked at his nostrils, and his tone suddenly became extremely obscene: "You will know in a while." After saying that, he stood up and looked at Bai Mu: "The angle of the screenshot in the forum is not good. In fact, you are very good-looking. It's better to wear this fashion.
The fat man felt that Bai Mu had been comforting him when he was crying, and he did not dislike the small wings at all. Then you should also comfort others. As a girl, you all want others to praise her for being beautiful.
Do you really think she was comforting you just now? Sure enough, your IQ is at the same level.
Bai Mu nodded rudely: "I think so too!"
The fat man also nodded. He felt that it was a little late to meet Bai Mu.
Look! It's just a horizontal line.
"Someone is coming." Tianqi pulled Bai Mu behind him. Bai Mu and the fat man looked along Tianqi's eyes. The white transmission light kept flashing in front of him, and more than a dozen players appeared.
As soon as the group of people came over, they saw that the surrounding environment was stared. When they saw three people standing at the intersection not far away, they were stared again, and several bold guys took the lead and came over.
Let's start fighting when you come here? But a group of people stood there and no one moved.
Tianqi smiled again and swept over the people opposite: "Are you here to kill her or save her?" He turned his body sideways and stood side by side with Bai Mu.