Lord Devil, the fox wants to become an immortal

New Year's Extra 1

Ye Xiaomo sat in the fat silver Maserati and looked at the burly bear-like fat man in the driver's seat: "I said, what is your brain made of?"

"What's wrong with me?" The fat man looked ahead without squinted and let himself concentrate on driving. At least he seemed to be very attentive to driving.

Since he moved at the age of 8, he rarely saw Ye Xiaomo. Later, he went abroad to go to school. The last time the two met was seven or eight years ago. They met at the party and didn't even say anything. I didn't expect to meet when I played games and became a good teammate.

"Your figure is only suitable for driving a Hummer or something, and you can't choose a car!" Ye Xiaomo muttered and looked at the fat man. This guy was obviously not so fat, so he wanted to increase his weight in the game. In reality, the fat man is more than 1.8 meters long, white and clean, and his muscles look strong. He doesn't want to play the fat meat that trembles from time to time.

The fat man looked at her and smiled obscenely: "Then according to what you said... You don't even need to bring a bra!"

"Get out, Nima is round and strong in size!" Ye Xiaomo straightened his chest and raised his hand to give the fat man a head.

The fat man bowed his head and dodged, saying a little uncomfortablely, "Yes, stop it, here it is!"

Ye Xiaomo looked at the roadside and said, "Ah! It's quite big!"

The black signboard is a little cold in winter, but several huge floor-to-ceiling windows are decorated with joy. There are also two pots of golden oranges of more than half people standing at the door, which are full of red envelopes. Ye Xiaomo stood at the door and looked in. The fat man stopped the car and came to urge her: "Go in! What are you looking at?"

As he spoke, the door of the cafe was pushed open, and a girl in a white dress stood there smiling at them: "Come on, come in quickly!" Ye Xiaomo and the fat man hurried in and heard the girl shouting, "Baby Mumu! Your friend is here!"

The two saw Bai Mu come out of the door at the end of the cafe hall, also wearing a white dress with soft hair behind his head, which looked less gorgeous than in the game, but exactly the same.

"Mu Mu!" Ye Xiaomo ran over, took her hand and said happily, "Mu Mu is really like this! Nothing has changed at all." Then she deliberately turned around and asked, "How's it going?" How about it? Am I as handsome as in the game?

Ye Xiaomo never wears a skirt. Today, as usual, he wears jeans and high boots, with a black sweater inside and a dark red fur coat outside. His short hair is also dyed light red. When he smiles, his eyes look like crescent teeth. Seeing her makes you feel full of vitality and beauty.

Bai Mu also took her hand and brought it to her mother with a slight smile: "Mother, this is Xiao Mo!"

Ye Xiaomo was horrified and pointed to the White Lady and couldn't speak for a long time: "Is this... your mother?"

"Well, my mother!" Bai Mu was stunned when she saw the fat man beside him and pulled him over: "Are you fat?"

The fat man nodded, shook his head, reacted, and asked the same question as Ye Xiaomo: "Mu...Mu Mu! Is this... auntie?"

Do you want to be so young!! Ye Xiaomo and Fatty marveled in their hearts. They just thought it was Bai Mu's sister!

"Hello, auntie, we...we are Mu Mu's friends!" The two greeted the White Lady together. Ye Xiaomo asked stiffly, "Auntie, don't be surprised. You are too young. We... We think you are Mu Mu's sister!"

"Ha ha!" Bai Niang covered her mouth and smiled, "Oh, this child's mouth is so sweet." She touched her face, "I'm fake, fake, I've had a plastic surgery!"

"Wow!" Now it's the fat man's turn to be surprised, "It's so natural that I can't see it at all!"

At this time, they heard a movement from the bar, and Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked back and were stunned again. In a second, Ye Xiaomo wiped his saliva and hugged Bai Mu: "Mu Mu! So...is that your brother?" Her tongue was knotted with excitement.

"My father!"

One sentence shocked Ye Xiaomo's soul.

"Your father?" Ye Xiaomo sucked back his saliva, "also... also had plastic surgery?"

Bai Niang smiled, pulled Ye Xiaomo to sit down, touched her head and said, "This child is so cute. Mu Mu's friend is really good!"

"Well, they're fine!" Bai Mu's mouth has been upturned, and she can see that she is very happy.

Lord Devil came over with two plates of fruit in his hand and deliberately said gently, "Thank you for taking care of Mu Mu!" Bai Niang arranged the fruit and greeted Ye Xiaomo and the fat man to sit down: "Come on, eat some fruit first. We will make dumplings at noon so that you can go back to play games at night!"

There was a stir in Ye Xiaomo and the fat man's hearts. Look, this is the mother. Think more about her daughter. How can the mother at home want to smash the game warehouse at any time?

"God!" Ye Xiaomo held a piece of fruit in his mouth and shouted, "What is this? It's delicious!" She narrowed her eyes and looked intoxicated to death.

The fat man kicked her and said in her ear, "Can you not be ashamed? Your Gu family is so rich, what have you never eaten? While contemptuously putting the fruit in his hand into his mouth, two seconds later, the fat man stood up and said, "Let me help you taste what else!" After saying that, he took a pile from the plate and put it in front of him.

Ye Xiaomo looked at him: the middle finger is facing up!

"Ha ha!" Bai Niang smiled, and Bai Mu pushed both fruit plates in front of them: "There are many."

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man kept stuffing into their mouths, giving Bai Mu that we knew that we didn't grab the eyes.

When the demon king saw his wife's eyes, he nodded and turned to the kitchen. He took two steps and grabbed it in the air. He faintly saw the red shadow flashing, which quickly made people think it was an illusion.

White Lady blinked her eyes: Yo! Why is this guy here?

"A...Auntie!" Ye Xiaomo is still not used to it. That face is too deceptive. Auntie, you are so awesome. Mu Mu knows a lot. She said you taught her all!"

White Lady said rudely, "Well, of course!"

......

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked at each other: it's worthy of mother and daughter!

"Mu Mu hasn't gone to school because he is not in good health. It's all taught by our family!" Bai Niang thought about it and felt that she couldn't count the credit on herself.

The fat man looked around and said, "Don't you have any other relatives at home?"

"Yes!" Bai Niang looked as if it was a shameful thing to have no relatives. "We have too many relatives. We all live in a very special place. If there is a chance, I will take you to play!"

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man's heads are like pounding garlic. Simply, they think that a special place may be a foreign country or some other remote place.

"Wow..." The happy atmosphere was broken by a cry, and the sad voice made people feel extremely miserable. A red hairy animal rushed out from nowhere and ran to Bai Mu's footsteps and whined.

"Is this a dog?" The fat man looked at a creature about the size of their golden retriever and asked.

Bai Mu first frowned and then gently pulled back his feet: "This is Qi..."

"This is a dog. His name is Xiao Qi." Bai Niang quietly interrupted Bai Mu's words.

Bai Mu looked at her mother and nodded to the fat man: "Yes, it's a dog."

The dog named Xiao Qi on the ground heard this and suddenly barked, shaking his head vigorously.

"Ha" he seems to be crying?" Ye Xiaomo looked at Xiaoqi's wet eyes and said.

The White Lady lowered her head slightly, and Xiaoqi immediately dared not move. She squatted on the ground tremblingly and buried her head low, but her mouth continued to whine.

"Tut!" The fat man saw Xiaoqi's appearance and couldn't help exclaiming, "What kind of breed is this? I have never seen it before!"

The White Lady said with a smile, "It's just a random hybrid, and I don't know how it looks like this!"

"What an ugly two dogs it takes to string out such a superb appearance!" The fat man sighed.

Xiaoqi, who climbed on the ground, burst his hair in an instant, jumped up and jumped at the fat man. When he bit the fat man's arm and was ready to rattle, he saw Bai Mu staring at him, and the white lady beside him gently stroked his neck.

"Woo-woo..." Xiao Qi let go of his mouth and climbed directly under the table and cried.

Ye Xiaomo patted the fat man: "What are you doing? A dog also has self-esteem. How can you say that it is ugly in front of it?

When Xiaoqi heard this and wiped his tears, there were still good people!

"We'll talk about it in private!"

Xiao Qi ran away with tears, woo... he didn't live.

Lord Devil came with a large plate of dumplings at this time. The fat man politely took it and put it down and said, "Uncle, you don't have to be busy with other dishes. We just have dumplings to eat!"

"Well, there are no other dishes, only dumplings."

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Ye Xiaomo and the fat man looked at Bai Mu's father, who was as handsome and angry as Tianqi in the game. They didn't know how to react.

White Lady stood up and pushed him: "Don't scare the child!" He turned his head and said to Ye Xiaomo and the fat man, "Uncle is teasing you. You can't eat our delicious food outside!" Let's bring it out and eat more later!"

Ye Xiaomo looked at the couple entering the kitchen with envy and said to Bai Mu, "Mu, is your uncle cooking?"

Bai Mu thought for a moment and nodded: "Hmm!"

"What a good man! So handsome and can cook, aunt is so happy!"

Bai Mu shook his head: "Dad is happy." For the devil, if the white lady eats the food cooked by others, he will directly destroy the person.

The fat man patted Ye Xiaomo on the shoulder and sighed and hit her: "It's impossible for you. Thank God if you can get married!"

Get out! Ye Xiaomo kicked over, but took it back halfway: "Uncle, auntie, I'll help you!"

Dumplings are delicious. Ye Xiaomo and Fatty don't know what the stuffing is. Asked Bai Mu, she said it was crab and fish. Ye Xiaomo and Fatty suddenly felt that Bai Mu's father's craftsmanship was extraordinary. They could make crabs and fish flavors that they had never eaten before, and they were delicious! Unexpectedly, these fish and crabs are monsters in the endless sea, and even the side dishes are grown in the fairyland spiritual spring. The rest of the dishes on the table were also something they had never seen. The White Lady said that it was married and vaccinated by their relatives in the mountains.

Ye Xiaomo and Fatty instantly felt that Bai Mu's family had a great career, because nowadays they are all cultivated vegetables with science and technology, and they will mature in a few days. People who can grow their own vegetables must be great people!

Before leaving, Bai Niangniang not only gave them a lot of vegetables, but also gave them a red envelope, which was bulging and hard, not like money. The two were also embarrassed to open it in front of each other. They met Bai Mu in the game at night and went home.

Bai Mu watched the fat man and Ye Xiaomo leave and suddenly thought, what is Tianqi doing at this time?