Chapter 113 My Children

"Fatty, buy a pair of underwear from the mall quickly." Ye Xiaomo urged him.

The fat man nodded and agreed. He was about to open the mall, but suddenly stopped, and then said with an extremely obscene smile, "Wait a minute, I'll take off my underwear behind the tree."

Green essence naturally agreed. The teammates looked at him and didn't know what he was going to do. Ye Xiaomo couldn't help touching his head: "Do you have a fever? Do you want to put your underwear on your head?"

The fat man smiled and said, "Just wait and see!"

Two minutes later, the fat man put a white cloth under his squeaky nest and walked to the competition field while lifting his trousers with both hands. When he took out the white cloth and put it on his head, everyone's faces changed.

"Damn it!" Ye Xiaomo covered his nose and pointed to the fat man and shouted, "What's your underwear?"

The lonely smoke in the desert's face turned green, and Tianqi pressed Bai Mu's head into his arms and wanted to cut the fat man with thousands of knives.

The fat man put on his underwear and patted his head proudly and said, "I have thousands of descendants in my underwear. I want to fight with them side by side!"

"What the hell?" Ye Xiaomo didn't understand and didn't want to ask the fat man, so he looked at the lonely smoke in the desert.

Several black lines were about to emerge on the forehead of the lonely smoke in the desert, shaking his head and refusing to speak.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Ye Xiaomo asked him, and Bai Mu also turned his head in Tianqi's arms and shouted, "I also want to know. Say it quickly."

Tianqi frowned and was about to speak. Bai Mu interrupted him: "If you don't let him say it, just say it."

...Really, getting smart or something is not good at all. Tianqi lowered his head silently.

"That's... it's what he jerked off." The lonely smoke in the desert is very implicit.

But Ye Xiaomo understood that although she had never touched these, she still knew the word jerking off. Now she rushed over and gave the fat man a foot, and then felt that the smell of lime powder on his body was more fishy.

"What is masturbation?" Bai Mu didn't understand. It would be terrible if she understood.

The lonely smoke in the desert really can't explain it, and Tianqi's face is dark and silent. Instead, the fat man turned his head enthusiastically and said to Bai Mu, "It's what's in my dick!"

The next second, a white light flashed in front of him, and a critical strike appeared above his head. Tianqi's sword circled around him and flew back.

"God, it's too dangerous!" The fat man quickly replenished his blood, "If you kill me by mistake, no one will compete with them!"

Ye Xiaomo was gloating, and Tianqi pointed to her gloomily and said, "She is a substitute."

Your sister...

"I'm still..." Bai Mu felt that this problem seemed to be very profound. She still wanted to explore, but was interrupted by Tianqi.

"Mumu, let me see what's going on when I go back at night, okay? Now you don't know how to explain it.

Tianqi's words made Xiaomo and the fat man in the desert scared. Let me show you? Does the god want to show up with his own thing... Is this guy really going to become a beast?

Only Bai Mu nodded foolishly and happily and said, "Hmm! Then you must show it to me!"

We all sleep in the game today! The other three decisions.

"Are you all right?" The green spirit leader urged, and the fat man quickly kicked his arm and shouted at the opposite green spirit, "Come on!"

The green face opposite is ugly, and he doesn't know what the underwear on the fat man's head is, but the smell of spots on it makes him feel that it is definitely not a good thing.

The green leader is also very entangled. What on earth is that?

I don't know who shouted, and the fat man rushed up. At first sight, he didn't know that the green spirit was scared by the fat man's underwear. What was going on? Unexpectedly, he shouted and began to run. The fat man chased after him, and the two ran around one by one.

"I said...you...don't run, you, come here!" The fat man ran a little gasping and finally sat in the middle of the field.

When Tianqi saw it, he asked the leader of the Green Essence with a smile, "Does this mean that we won?"

How could the green leader watch his own people lose like this? He jumped his feet in a hurry, stood outside the circle and shouted, "I said, what are you running for? Go and get his panties!"

The green spirit is still standing in front of the boundary, far away from the fat man: "I... may be poisonous." He is about to cry. Anyway, he won't touch the trousers on the fat man's head. What if he is poisoned?

"Bulls!" The green leader's eyes were about to protrude, "How can it be poisonous? That's what human pants are like. Hurry up!"

So the green spirits look at their leaders: We wear human trousers on our heads, why is it tasteless? Do you treat us as fools?

After saying that, the green leader also felt wrong, but he couldn't think of any other words for a moment. Finally, he simply said, "If you admit defeat, you will be punished for not wearing trousers for a month!"

The green spirit looked at the fat man, touched the trousers on his head, gritted his teeth and jumped out of the competition circle: "If you don't bring it, don't bring it!" It's better to be laughed at for not wearing trousers for a month than to touch human trousers.

The fat man grinned proudly and asked, "Then will we win?"

"Ah ha ha ha!" Ye Xiaomo laughed wildly and said, "Although the method is disgusting, it works."

The green elites were dejected and didn't say anything. The leader of the green elite gasped, but there was nothing they could do, so they had to whisper, "You won."

The fat man took off his underwear from his head and swinged his hand back and forth in the air. Ye Xiaomo and Desert Guyan covered their noses and retreated: "Don't come over, wash your hands, no, take a shower!"

Tianqi had long stood far away with Bai Mu in his arms, and he even considered whether to let the fat man cook in the future.

"You really think it's my underwear!" The fat man smiled and said, "How can I do such a thing?"

A few pairs of eyes looked at him together: "You are really the one who does this kind of thing...

"Oh, this is what I bought in the mall. The stains and taste on it are expired yogurt!" The fat man took out a bowl of white things, which tasted the same as those on his underwear. Ye Xiaomo endured nausea and lost an identification technique.

[ expired yogurt]......

"Wh, why do you have this kind of prop?"

The fat man didn't mind putting it back in his backpack: "I forgot what task it was. Fortunately, I didn't throw it away. Look, isn't it useful?"

The herbal girl who had been standing next to the background board came forward with a smile and said, "Congratulations on winning the green essence. Let them take you to find herbs. You know, the green essences are transformed by the aura of the northern forest, and they all know everything here!"

Tianqi walked to the leader of the green essence with Bai Mu in his arms. Bai Mu said proudly, "We won. Take us to find herbs!"

"If you win, you will win. What are you doing so loudly?" The green leaders muttered, but they are pure in nature and can't keep their word.

...hehe, how does the system set the pure value of creatures with lace underwear on their heads?

"What herbs are you looking for?" He asked.

"Qing Xiancao!"

......

The expression of the green elite leader cracked for a moment, but Tianqi clearly saw him wander to the medicine girl for a second.

"What are you looking for Qingxiancao?"

Bai Mu looked at him suspiciously: "What do you care about us? You don't know where it is, do you?

"Cough..." The green elite leader coughed and stared twice: "Of course I know!" Then his eyes turned and asked, "I'm just curious. How can you know Qingxiancao? No one has ever come to find Qingxiancao."

"We need it to save people." God prays to tell the truth.

The green elite leader frowned. In fact, it did not have eyebrows, but it could be seen that his two big round eyes narrowed: "Can Qingxiancao save people? Where did you hear about it?"

"The person to be saved told us."

They didn't say anything behind. Tianqi has always been cautious, but now he honestly tells the other party the truth. He must have found something they haven't noticed. At present, just look at it, so as long as you don't want to break his plan.

"You must have been cheated. Qingxiancao can't save people at all." The green leader said.

Tianqi looked at him and said, "A doctor in a hospital said that he had fallen off a cliff. Someone saved him with Qingxiancao. Now you tell me that Qingxiancao can't save people. Do you think I believe it?"

The green elite leader was speechless for a moment, and his eyes drifted involuntarily. Tianqi didn't let go of his eyes, but he didn't ask. He just said again, "If you really don't know, don't force it. Let's find it ourselves."

"Just take them there! This is agreed in advance. Even if you can't save people, it's still someone else's business. The herbal girl came over to pray for them, "Green spirit can't say anything but don't believe it!"

The green elite leader stared at her, moved her lips but didn't say anything. Finally, he waved his hand to Tianqi: "Well, after all, we lost. Naturally, we should take you there." After saying that, he gestured to the green essence, and the green essence disappeared into the trees one after another.

"Let's go. I'll take you to find it myself." The green leader stepped forward, and everyone quickly followed. But the medicine girl said, "In that case, I won't go. When you find the medicine and come back, I can ask the green elite leader to send you to my place."

Tianqi stretched out his hand and looked at her vaguely and said, "If it's not early, let's go to your house next time."

"Okay." The medicine girl smiled and waved her hand in the other direction indifferently.

The roots of the place where the green elite leader took them were intertwined and did not go to the previous road at all. Although they were in the forest before, they took a flat road paved with dead leaves. Now it's really a little difficult. Tianqi was afraid of accidentally falling Bai Mu, so he had to let her sit on the mount by herself. Everyone was flying half a meter high from the ground, and the green leader quickly led the way in front of him, as if walking on the flat ground.