Chapter 141 [Toilet Trouble]
Chapter 141 [Toilet Trouble]
"It turns out that our country can fight for a woman. It's really a great feeling, and it's a hundred generations..."
Ru Mo was shocked and quickly turned her head. She sadly saw the man who was blocked outside the door of the hall and his eyebrows were still shining. She stared, "Are you full? Don't you know how dangerous it is here? Are you here to make hair? Aren't you afraid that Emperor Wei will kill you?"
It's just that she couldn't say these words, and the one outside the hall said again, "Is this the way of hospitality in our country? Do you remember that when I came a few years ago, it was not like this?"
"It's really lively today!" Emperor Wei shouted in a low voice, and in an instant, he broke through the door of the hall, and his tone was awe-inspiring. "Even the prince of the State of Qi came to my palace. He is really a distinguished guest... What the prince just said, I was taught just for a woman?" The ending bites very hard, as if to remind that there is a woman standing in this hall, and the great woman is her, Leng Rumo!
She never wants to be affectionate, because the one outside the hall is always unexpected. I'm here today for nothing else, just to ask for an explanation. Is it inappropriate for His Majesty the emperor of our country to steal our courtiers of the State of Qi?" Xiao Yan's hand gently touched and blocked his bodyguard three steps back.
"Steal?" It's amazing that this man dares to use these two words! Ru Mo was stunned and pumped into her throat with a cold breath.
Emperor Wei came down from the dragon chair, looked up and stared at Xiao Yan, "Your Majesty is serious. I invited Mr. Shen to come is just a story. Now that the story is over, the prince'd better take away your ministers of the State of Qi quickly."
Since there is such a good thing, since Emperor Wei easily let Shen Yue go? It's really not good if you don't believe your own eyes. Indeed, the bodyguards let go of Shen's appointment. That's great. Brother Shen has been saved, but you must not be happy too early...
"Isn't it Leng Rumo?" Emperor Wei suddenly pulled Ru Mo, and his voice was soft, but everyone inside and outside the hall could hear it. "I like to fight for a woman. I believe this woman is also worthy of this. I will pass on my will to make Leng Rumo a noble concubine and hold a concubine ceremony on a day."
Ru Mo was not surprised that Emperor Wei made her a concubine. The goal of Emperor Wei was not Shen Yue, which was also irrelevant to love. However, even so, Xiao Yan and Shen Yue may not leave. After all, in other people's territory, many family members have an advantage. Even Jiuyi is a first-class master, but if he wants to completely evacuate It's not very likely.
After a moment of meditation, he looked at Xiao Yan with complicated eyes. Xiao Yan also stared at Emperor Wei. Then he smiled and said, "I don't have time to participate in the imperial concubine ceremony of my country, but I want to remind your majesty, do you know who this Leng Rumo is?"
Rumo's expression moved and she was shocked, "What kind of person? That's nonsense. I'm your wife and your little princess. If you don't want it, just ask others who I am and who I am? It's annoying!"
Emperor Wei's cold eyes fell on Rumo's eyes. Facing Emperor Wei's exploration, she only felt that her ears were buzzing. Emperor Wei's voice suddenly sank, "A generation of women who developed strange fragrances have touched the hearts of many emperors and hurt so many people. Who can such a woman be?"
"It's a person who should be a thousand dollars." After Ru Mo finished speaking for Emperor Wei, she broke away from the arms of this strange emperor. It was too cold. After staying for two more times, she became a smoked popsicle.
Xiao Yan stared at Emperor Wei and said loudly, "More than that, she is also the queen of Rouran. Tuoba Tao was sent to explore the details of my country."
Emperor Wei turned his eyes and said, "I know this."
Ru Mo smiled and said, "Since you know, either let me go or kill me. Your Majesty must be unwilling to let me go. If you kill me, Tuobatao will avenge me. According to his temper, it is impossible to bombard Luoyang..."
When Xiao Yan heard Ru Mo say this, he turned his head and quietly put away the smile in the corner of his eyes. He took a long breath silently. He turned around and asked, "Is it my country's encouragement to give up the capital of Pingcheng and move to Luoyang? The reform of the official system is to give an edict to let the people stay in the Central Plains and watch them suffer unspeakably and sell their children? If the Yellow River Basin is not ruled for a day, Rouran will harass for a day. Does Your Majesty solve it by intermarriage every time?
Ru Mo stiffened and sighed, "I have never seen such a domineering person who is weakly trapped in other people's territory, and blames the head. Are you really not afraid that Emperor Wei doesn't like to listen and kill you and me?"
In the huge hall, all the ministers were speechless and had to lower their heads and sigh. Emperor Wei was forced to be speechless by Xiao Yan's aggressive words. Ru Mo had to tie the bellman if she wanted to untie the bell. She raised her eyebrows and stared her eyes and said, "If your majesty is willing to put down the fight for a woman, I believe that His Royal Highness the King of Liang of Qi is very willing to solve the danger of the State of the State of Wei. Giving Deng Cheng is a good start. This is also the sincerity of the State of Qi to your majesty. Please accept it with a smile. Let's go.
Emperor Wei closed his eyes helplessly and turned around. He had an extra knife in his hand, pointed to Ru Mo's neck, and frowned and said, "Even if I accept the 'sincerity' of the State of Qi, it doesn't mean that I will let you go. Leng Rumo, I said that if you want to get out of me, what do you have to leave?"
"Yes." Ru Mo suddenly smiled and said, "How can your majesty be the lord of a country? I can't make you have no face. Since I dare to come, I don't plan to go out safely, but... I believe your majesty also knows that my Leng Rumo's life seems worthless but is actually very valuable. Even if I want it, there will be many people who will come to avenge me. Instead of looking for that trouble, it's better to choose a way for the best of both things..."
"Oh?" Emperor Wei asked, "What's the way?"
"Shave your face. Just like Shen Yue, how important a person's appearance is. I believe that the appearance is gone, and naturally nothing else will be gone. This is thorough enough to not only calm your majesty's down, but also solve the danger of the State of Wei. I can't think of a better way than this." Ru Mo spoke with a little excitement, her cheeks were red, and her breath fluctuated.
Emperor Wei thought and sneered, stared deeply at Ru Mo, and raised his hand, "This is good, I will do it..."
At this moment, Xiao Yan suddenly reached out and pulled Ru Mo. With his strong pull, her body turned up, "Hey, what's your hurry? I haven't finished yet..."
"What are you talking about? Do you still want to be ugly?"
"No, I said to shave the face, but I didn't say who's face to shave."
"Whose face can you shave?"
"Your face, because a woman's appearance is very important. On the contrary, a man is so handsome, which is in the way."
"Leng Rumo, I shouldn't have pulled you."
Outside Dengcheng, 50 miles of school. Zhang Ji's footsteps moved and snapped! The horizontal sword slapped a few times, and the giant sword hit the ground with dust - "See, the sword has to be split like this to have strength."
"Hahaha, but I still don't think it's as good as my father's sweat dance..." The little child with the branch laughed for a while.
"Vuro!" A crisp low shout came, and then a beautiful woman with her trousers running, but her momentum was a little fierce. "Bad boy, didn't you say that you would give your aunt food? Why did you come to the general to make trouble again?"
Volo raised his eyebrows, turned his little face, and smiled, "Aunt Ningxue, can't you be a little lady? Be careful, Uncle Fan doesn't want you..."
Ning Xue raised her sleeves without showing weakness, shook it back and forth. The water beads on her sleeve sprinkled all over Fu Luo, and then crossed her waist and said, "If you don't want me, I'll eat him as a fish. It's you. Sister Mo entrusted you to me, and you have to listen to me, otherwise..." P>
"What if not?" Furo grasped the branch with both hands, but unfortunately the effect was not obvious. Ning Xue opened his hands, grabbed it proudly, and circled Volo's head down in his arms.
"If you can't even catch a child, your Aunt Ningxue, don't fool around. Be honest and get grilled fish for your aunt..." Ning Xue laughed arrogantly.
Volo earned hard, his eyes were red, and he grinned and cried, "Mother... Please come back quickly... Volo is going to be made into grilled fish fillets by Aunt Ningxue..."
Zhang Ji dragged his sword and looked at the back of a big child and a small child. He smiled, and his laughter hit each other like a sword, and then went away!
No one will know that there is a treasure land in the palace in Luoyang. This place is rich in production, strong smell, dark and humid. Yes, this treasure land is a "mao toilet".
"I seem to hear the sound of Zhang Ji's sword. Did he come to save us?" Ru Mo sat in the inner corner of the toilet, covered her nostrils and whispered.
The man sitting next to her said two destructive words calmly, "Illusion!"
Rumo couldn't stand it anymore, and her eyes were full of angry shouts, "I don't want to be here... Emperor Xiaowen, you can kill me and destroy my face. I just don't want to stay here... I promise that I will be eaten by the flies and mosquitoes here the next second... I don't want to be locked in the toilet... Can you change to another place..."
The man next to her couldn't stand it either. Unexpectedly, she was not smoked to death in the toilet, but to be noisy to death. When he raised his palm, she suddenly felt that her breath was suffocated and choked and stopped talking.
Her eyes changed. First, she was surprised, then happy. She breathed a sigh of relief and asked quietly, "Are you going to take me away with your light skills?" Or did Jiuyi come to pick us up? You talk, Xiao Yan..."
Xiao Yan smiled kindly and said hesitantly, "First, we are thirsty and hungry. It is difficult to escape from here with light work. Second, Jiuyi did not enter the palace at all. Third, I don't speak. I have been quarreled enough by you."
Rumo's will disintegrates, her eyes are confused, and she opens her mouth to continue, "Wow... I don't want to smoke to death here... The fourth is that my generation of incense masters, not smoked to death by incense, but to death by excrement. It's too unreasonable..."
Xiao Yan's smile froze, patted Ru Mo on the back, and said softly, "Moer, there is nothing you can do if you want to go out..."
As soon as Ru Mo heard this, she stopped crying and looked cheerful, "What can I do? As long as you have a way to get out of this toilet, I promise you everything.
Xiao Yan felt that everything was going unimaginable and said, "Help Emperor Xiaowen destroy Rouran, and he will let us out, because we are still valuable to him."
Ru Mo's eyes widened and shook her head. "This doesn't work. I can't explain to Volo, and I can't help you fight against Tuobatao."
Xiao Yan's words bite clearly, "This is not up to you."
Outside the toilet, the eunuch's thin voice was very penetrating--
"Your Majesty is here!"