Chapter 3 Squirrels and Parrots

Han Ruoli looked at the boss of this fat pity hall, which was different from the madam in the TV series. Under his ** power, Han Ruoli said, "I won't do anything else."

"I'll tell you." The owner of the pitirie hall said in a threatening tone, "If you have anything to hide from me, see if I don't break your legs. Now you have been bought a card by Miss Tang. Within a month, you can enjoy it. After this month, you can't get such a good treatment. Xiao Er, go and clean up the best room on the third floor and let Han Ruoli move in.

"Others!" Han Ruoli shouted, "I don't have that much money..."

"What are you afraid of?" The owner of the Lianren Hall smiled proudly and said, "Don't you hear what Miss Tang said? I will give you the best for everything, and she will pay for it. You should call you Mr. Han now. How many do you want to serve you?

"And this good thing?" Han Ruoli said, "Come on, find some girls to serve me..."

"Bang!" The owner of the pitiful hall's hands were lined up on the table, "Are you too bold? How dare you find a girl to serve you? I don't have a girl to serve as a boss. Look, there are so many oxen in Fengyue Building. You can choose any few girls... No!"

Han Ruoli suddenly remembered that this is feminist supremacy, and women's low positions are high. What kind of general or prince do others travel through time? How can they travel to this place where birds don't shit? Or is feminism supreme! While thinking about it, the parrot upstairs pooped and fell on the head of the owner of the pitiful hall.

The parrot covered his head with two wings and said, "I'm really sorry... I have diarrhea..."

The owner of the pity hall was furious, "You stupid bird, I won't pull your hair out and stew it for you at night."

The parrot stirred its wings and flew out of the Wind and Moon Tower. While flying, he said, "Fat boss, this is the 512th time you have stewed me..."

Han Ruoli said, "Boss, I'll go up first. I've been hungry for several days. Do I have to eat something at night?"

The owner of the mercy hall said, "It's easy to say! Good to say! Xiao Er went to the kitchen to inform him, prepared a rich dinner table, and sent it to Mr. Han's room. Let's do it now.

When Han Ruoli walked to the room, the layout inside and the firewood room were simply different. He opened the window and saw the lake, boats, and the breeze blowing the willows outside. Feeling so comfortable, the squirrel got into the cold room, climbed up his shoulder, and refused to leave beside him.

It didn't take long for Xiao Er to come to Han Ruoli's guest room with more than a dozen dishes, and placed a table full of delicacies. Han Ruoli was hungry for several days and finally had a big meal. He sat at the table and simply didn't need chopsticks. He grabbed a bone with his hand and nibbled it.

The little squirrel also jumped from Han Ruoli to the table, surrounded a plate of dried fruit, and squatted in the plate to enjoy.

Xiao Er put down the last dish and refused to leave. He stood at the table and looked at the windy dishes.

Han Ruoli took a look at Xiao Er and found that Xiao Er's eyes were straight. He looked at the food on the table and drooled, and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Xiao Er's head is like a bean machine, and it keeps going up and down.

Han Ruoli saw that Xiao Er was like this and said, "Eat... I didn't say I won't let you eat."

Xiao Er looked outside timidly and said, "But... the boss knew that he would take me..." Xiao Er made a "kap" gesture.

Han Ruoli stood up, went to the door, closed the door and said, "Eat! It's okay! Who knows if I don't say it."

The unusually strong second brother didn't care so much. He sat at the table, grabbed the roast chicken, and tore it rudely. Han Ruoli asked, "What's your name, little brother?"

Xiao Er had almost no time to talk about Han Ruoli. He chewed the roast chicken in his mouth and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "My name is Sun Jian. Han Ruoli, you really don't know me. I used to bully you..."

Han Ruoli said generously, "Forget the past, I'm not a person who likes to care."

Sun Jian was extremely moved and said, "Han Ruoli is really a good person. I will never bully you again in the future. If I can help you, I will definitely help you."

Steal! Stealing!" While Han Ruoli and Sun Jian were eating happily, the parrot flew in through the window. "The boss knows that you will be punished for three days of hunger."

Sun Jian panicked, "Brother Bird! Don't talk nonsense. I dare not let the boss know.

Han Ruoli leaned against the back of the chair, looked at the white parrot and said, "Come here and eat together."

"Oh!" The parrot said aggrievedly, "You are stupid. Lord Bird, I'm smart. The mice are on the table.

The squirrel raised his head, looked at the parrot at the table, grabbed a peanut with his left paw, and threw it angrily at the parrot. The parrot lowered its head, dodged the peanuts, and flew up and said, "I can't beat you, I'm angry, I can't beat you, I'm angry." The parrot was complacent and accidentally hit the pillar in the room, fell to the ground, and scolded, "He hit M again. It's 131 times!"

The squirrel was too lazy to take care of the parrot and lowered his head to continue to eat its own food.

Han Ruoli asked, "Who raised this parrot?"

Sun Jian, the second child of the store, said, "This parrot flew by itself and refused to leave after flying. The boss also liked it very much, so he didn't drive him away."

Han Ruoli glanced at the parrot that fell on the beam, wiped the oil on his mouth, and said to Sun Jian, "I'll take a break first. You can clean it up directly after you finish eating. Make me another big bone tomorrow. It tastes good.

Mrs Liu was furious by Tang Jieyu and returned to Liu's house. She angrily called the housekeeper who followed her, "I asked you to take someone to break the calf's leg. Why don't you want to do it?"

Liu's housekeeper said aggrievedly, "Madam, before the family did it, the Miss Tang family came. How can there be such a coincidence?"

Mrs. Liu's eyes turned, "Yes! Why didn't I think of it? Is it possible that the little girl Tang Jieyu deliberately entertained her?"

"Yes!" The housekeeper clapped his hands and said, "Madam, think, how can a little cowman recite poems and write lyrics? And the calligraphy is so powerful, which is obviously wrong. In addition, Miss Tang has never bought a license in Fengyue Building. Why is it an exception today? There must be something strange in it."

Mrs. Liu clenched her fist and said angrily, "Go and arrange for someone to teach the little cowboy a lesson tonight. By the way, touch the bottom of this little cowboy. Did Tang Jieyu arrange it in advance?"

The housekeeper bent down and replied, "Yes! I'll do it right now."

Late late at night, Han Ruoli slept in a regular** on the first day of crossing. He took a hot bath before going to bed, and he was not so comfortable. Lie in ** but can't sleep. It's always not good in my heart. I traveled for no reason, but on second thought, if I hadn't traveled, I guess I would be disabled now. Now that I've worn it... Let's feel this life.

When Han Ruoli turned over and closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, the squirrel came to Han Ruoli's pillow and screamed constantly. Han Ruoli opened his eyes and just wanted to push the squirrel aside. He saw the squirrel's eyes and seemed to tell himself that the squirrel jumped up and down, standing by the pillow, with its front paws pointing to the window.

Han Ruoli sat up and found a small wooden stick in the gap between the two windows. Obviously, someone was prying the window.

Han Ruoli scolded in his heart: Your sister, you came to disturb me on the first day of bed, but I want to see what it is. He casually grabbed a wooden pillow from the ground and held it in his hand. It felt like a brick, holding a "brick" hidden by the window.

The squirrel squatted on the round table in the room, with two back paws standing, and the other two front paws, each holding a peanut-sized stone, waiting for the window to be opened.

Finally, the man outside stabbed off the small wooden stick that scratched the window, pushed open a crack in the window, looked at it a few times, and made sure that no one noticed it, and then pushed the window open.

A man in black jumped in from outside the window. The man in black was quite experienced and did not forget to turn around and close the window before committing the crime. Just behind the black man turned around, he and Han Ruoli almost became eye-to-eye. Han Ruoli smiled, and the "brick" in his hand directly hit the head of the man in black.

The man in black shouted "ah--" Han Ruoli didn't care so much. He rushed forward, rode on the man in black, and smashed the man in black with his head.

The two stones in the squirrel's hand were not wasted at all, and all hit Han Ruoli's body. Fortunately, it didn't hurt very much. Han Ruoli said, "You idiot! Go and watch it without your help."

The squirrel climbed away aggrievedly, and the parrot shouted on the beam, "Killing... Killing... Come on..."

After hearing the sound here, the people in the Fengyue Building rushed to the room one after another. The parrot flew to the door and grabbed the door sling open. The boss rushed in with many people. After seeing the black clothes on the ground, the boss shouted, "Let's go together... kick it!"

Han Ruoli heard that he was stupid. The loud voice of the fat boss hurriedly jumped up from the man in black. With his previous experience of fighting in school, in this case, he must be in the back, because he was often "beaten" in the front and was beaten by his own people from behind.

The boss rushed to the front, and the little two and the cowherd in the back surrounded it. They hit and hit it, and heard the boss shout inside, "Stop... Stop... Who the fuck kicked me... Hey... Who's stinky shoes..."

(Collection! Collection! Collect today's self-driving trip to Dali and come back the day after tomorrow and try to find an Internet cafe to update 10,000 words.)