Chapter 11 The Legendary Yan San Shao
Xue Langzhong said seriously, "What do you think? Sex between men and women. Exercise is the best way to exhaust.
"But...but...but...but when I was OOO, I never farted and influenced my mood."
"Who told you that you must fart when exhausting? The roots of the skin can be vented. Yin and Yang Jiao. Together, take yin and yang, and in this process, the exhaust will be completed.
Han Ruoli thought for a moment. The root of the skin should be the so-called pores. When sweating, the water evaporates with the breath in the body. Maybe this also makes sense. Xue Langzhong, are you strong in this aphrodisiac?
Xue Langzhong said, "You will know whether it's good or not. If it weren't for the money, I wouldn't have prescribed this prescription for you."
"You're not selling fake drugs, are you?"
"Absolutely not! Although I am famous for loving money, this magic doctor also has capital and has no diseases that can't be cured! However, the price of my prescription is ten times or even a hundred times that of other quack doctors.
"Good guy!" Han Ruoli said, "You can completely travel to the 21st century, no! Old man, if I find something wrong with your medicine, I will definitely smash your signboard.
"Come as you like." Dr. Xue got up and said, "Young man, remember to exercise. You must exercise, or you will be blown away by true anger."
Doctor Xue went to collect money from the fat boss with his back. The fat boss came to Han Ruoli's room with a night of medicinal soup and said, "This is the prescription prescribed by Dr. Xue. Drink it quickly."
Han Ruoli took a look at the medicinal soup, but didn't care. He picked it up and took a sip. Suddenly, he felt that the fire was burning and his body began to heat up. The fat boss asked, "How's it going? Do you feel better?"
"Do you think this is a fairy medicine? It's not that fast."
The fat boss said aggrievedly, "This is the prescription prescribed by Dr. Xue. Get well soon, or you will pay for more than ten times the cost of the medicine."
"Go away! Go away!" Han Ruoli pulled the quilt and said, "I'm going to bed."
The fat boss did not dare to disturb the god of wealth and left Han Ruoli's room. Han Ruoli was very hot and uncomfortable. Dr. Xue's medicine was really not blowing. It didn't take long for the medicine to come up. His little brother stood up "manically" and lay on ** and set up a small tent with quilts.
Han Ruoli scolded in his heart that this old man would not be the Viagra who gave him a match. He couldn't sleep well. Finally, it was late at night. Han Ruoli walked out of the room and heard a delicate voice from other rooms, which was even more unbearable.
When he was about to go down the stairs on the third floor, he saw a white hair, and the cat looked at Han Ruoli sadly.
Isn't this the boss's wife's pet? Han Ruoli squatted down and looked into the cat's eyes. The cat was very wronged.
Han Ruoli tried to make the cat understand what he was thinking, but the cat actually understood it. Han Ruoli asked: Why are you wronged by the little cat?
The little cat looked at Han Ruoli with contempt, turned around and walked away, obviously looking down on him. In this feminist dynasty, even pets were him. Mom's snobbish.
Han Ruoli decided to see what the boss's wife was doing and how to provoke his pets.
He crept to the door of the boss's wife's room and was about to lie on the crack of the door, but he forgot that his little brother had been standing. JJ pushed against the door, and the door opened by himself and made a "squeak" sound.
Han Ruoli hurriedly took a step back, but was still noticed by the boss's wife and asked harshly, "Who is outside?"
Han Ruoli knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he simply opened the door and walked in, "The boss's wife is me."
"Ah--" The boss's wife shouted, "Who let you in..."
Han Ruoli looked up and saw that the boss's wife was lying naked **, and there was also a little cowherd. At this time, the little cowherd was already lying on it tired, with only gasping strength, and his little brother also fell down.
Yi Shuihan understood at a moment that the boss's wife was looking for fun. No wonder I have to have a pet, and the cat despises people like Han Ruoli. The pet believes that all cowherds are the same and will make the boss's wife like and dislike it.
When the boss's wife saw the small tent raised by Han Ruoli's crotch, she also let go, leaned against the head of the bed, looked at Han Ruoli with charming eyes, and hooked her fingers, "Come here, since you are all here, what are you waiting for? Come and serve my mother well."
The boss's wife said so politely that Han Ruoli would definitely not miss this opportunity. She strode to the bedside, took off her clothes as she walked, climbed into bed and pressed the boss's wife under her body. The boss's wife's eyes widened...
Han Ruoli did not give her a chance to speak. When the boss's wife was not fully ready, she pressed her under her body. At the same time, she kicked the calf with her left foot and kicked him to the ground.
The 40-year-old boss's wife shouted under Han Ruoli's body. Han Ruoli felt that the true qi in her body was running, and the true qi in her chest was gradually resolved.
Under her body, the boss's wife began to shout and begged for mercy. Han Ruoli didn't care at all. How to digest the true qi in her body was the most important thing. After an hour of hard work, Han Ruoli finally vented.
At this time, the boss's wife had been lying on ** for a long time, and she had no strength to turn over.
Han Ruoli picked up his clothes and walked out of the boss's wife's room. The magic doctor really didn't blow. After this exercise, the true air in his body that was suppressed in his chest really dissipated a lot.
The next morning, I didn't see the boss's wife. Han Ruoli took advantage of his injury and didn't appear in the Fengyue Building for many days. During the day, he practiced Qigong in the room, and occasionally found a woman to find a woman to vent at night...
In Luohe Town, the theft of the Tang family has been rumored, and Tang Jieyu has not appeared for many days. There are still many guests in Fengyue Building. After the last lucky draw, the reputation of Fengyue Building has greatly increased, and other pitiful halls have followed suit!
On this day, Luohe Town was full of gongs and drums. The whole street is talking about one thing, that is, the escaped housekeeper of the Tang family has been caught and is waiting to be beheaded in Luohe Square in Luohe Town. And it was not others who caught the housekeeper, but the rumored youngest and most virial Yan San Shao.
There are many legends about Yan San Shao. In the world, there are few people who don't know Yan San Shao. In recent years, this guy has assisted the government to solve many big cases, and there are many rumors about Yan San Shao's chivalry.
Now, Yan San Shao personally suppressed the escaped housekeeper of the Tang family to return to Luohe Town, which is not surprising that it caused a sensation in the whole town. In order to see the well-known Yan San Shao, the whole Luohe Town gathered in Luohe Square.
In Luohe Square, the Tang family set up a high platform. When the people of Luohe Town heard the sound of gongs and drums coming, Yan Sanshao and Mrs. Tang sat on the top, and the housekeeper was hung in the air. Tang Jieyu's father stood behind Mrs. Tang and was not even qualified to sit down, which showed Mrs. Tang's respect for Yan Sanshao.
Tang Jieyu also had to stand on one side, and some famous figures in Luohe Town were invited to the stage.
Almost all the people in Luohe Town have arrived. Mrs. Tang and Yan Sanshao stood up and walked to the stage, and the group of people behind them also followed them and stood by the stage. Mrs. Tang raised her hand, and the noise below immediately calmed down.
Han Ruoli looked at Yan Sanshao on the stage and had to admit that this guy was so handsome. He also held a jade flute in his hand and exuded a noble temperament. He was in his early twenties and so handsome...
Mrs. Tang cleared her throat and said, "This time, the Tang Mansion has stolen a batch of important property. The housekeeper of the Tang Mansion has become a thief. Thanks to Yan San Shao's help, she found this batch of finances and captured the thief's housekeeper back. My Tang Sect keeps his word, as long as Yan San Shao brings up any one. If we don't violate the moral requirements of the world, we will definitely accept it.
Mrs Liu said strangely, "What if Yan San Shao wants to marry your daughter Tang Jieyu? Does Mrs. Tang also agree?"
Tang Jieyu's face turned blue and looked white at Mrs. Liu. Mrs. Liu smiled and said, "Oh! Miss Tang is not satisfied and looks down on Yan San Shao. What should I do?"
Mrs Tang was also very angry. If it hadn't been for the face of Mrs. Liu's dead mother, she would have been angry long ago. After all, Mrs. Liu is a junior and is of the same generation as Tang Jieyu. If Mrs. Tang and hers, the idle Mrs. Tang would be too lack of demeanor, but Mrs. Liu is obviously provocative, and they all said this. It is.
Mrs. Tang took a look at Tang Jieyu, who looked ugly, and said ruthlessly, "If Yan San Shao is willing, I, the people of Tangmen will never go back on it."
"Mother..."
"Hit!"
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