Chapter 25 Green Forest Thief--Moon Double
A dozen weapons were mounted on his body, and the squirrel was not stunned at all at this time. He got out from under Han Ruoli's body and slipped to one side.
Han Ruoli was lying on the ground at this time, looking at several knives in front of him. He wanted to see what was going on, but he did not dare to turn over. Before he could figure out the identity of the other party, Han Ruoli did not dare to talk nonsense.
"Tie him up for me." A woman's voice sounded in my ear.
Immediately, two strong men set Han Ruo away and skillfully tied her tightly with ropes. Han Ruoli saw clearly at this time. The group of people in front of him can be judged from their clothes... They met mountain thieves!
A big man with bare breasts stood beside Han Ruoli, looked at the woman who gave the order and asked respectfully, "What should I do with this boy?"
The woman who became the second head came over. Although she was wearing a veil, Han Ruoli could still feel that even if her face was not good-looking, she was also a temperamental beauty of the clan, which could be seen from the momentum of walking.
The second master walked to Han Ruoli, put a knife on Han Ruoli's neck, and said in a threatening tone, "Say! What's your name? Where are you going? What are you going to do?"
"My name is Han Ruoli. 'Han' is the 'cold' of Han Ruoli, and 'Ruoli' is the 'Li' of Han Ruoli. I'm going to Chang'an City to see a doctor.
"See a doctor?" The second head asked casually, "What's wrong with you?"
"Drin. Sick!" After saying that, Han Ruoli regretted it. These people know what it is. Sick?
Sure enough! The second head asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with you?" Why haven't I heard of it? Let me see."
"Ah?" Han Ruoli fainted at that time, "That... It's better not to do it... The main reason is that this disease is in broad daylight... Well... It's not good in the evening. I saw that it would be contagious.
"What are you talking about here? lin. Where is the disease? I haven't heard of the dog disease yet, brothers?
Those people all shook their heads. The big man with bare breasts said, "What is the second head of the family? Sick? Today, we have also gained more knowledge. If we get it in the future, we will know what the symptoms are. Boy, shower. What kind of disease? How did you get it?"
Han Ruoli pretended to be very embarrassed and said, "Actually... I'm a cowherd... and the female one... That's enough... You'd better not look at it. It's contagious. The woman is extremely itchy. If the man gets it, he has to cut off and become an eunuch."
"Ah?" The big man shouted out in surprise. Pooh! What bad luck. I didn't expect the first float to be so unsuccessful. What should the second leader do with him?
Han Ruoli rushed to say, "Let me go, you won't be so unlucky. I promise to get far away, and I won't report to the official, okay? If we don't fight, we don't know each other. I told you that my name is Han Ruoli... Brother, what's your name? Seeing that you are so handsome and romantic, there must be a very cool name. What's your name? Say it and make friends, so that we can say hello when we meet in the future, and..."
The second head said impatiently, "He talks too much nonsense and cut off his tongue!"
In an instant, Han Ruoli closed his mouth and said no. Looking at the veil of the second head, he scolded bad luck in his heart. Other people travel through time either as an artifact or become a rich second generation. Why is he so tragic? Be a prostitute. Forget it, the man has now fallen into the hands of the mountain thief. The girls I know are all good, but they are forced by the living room. They always have to run away and run away... The crotch is uncomfortable and can be tolerated. Being caught by mountain thieves to separate their tongues is not a way to endure... The more you think about it, the more wronged you are, and tears of grievances have flowed out.
The big man with bare breasts said contemptuously, "I said why are you so backboneless? You have a big scar on your head. Why are you crying? It's not shameful enough."
Han Ruoli said aggrievedly, "I... I'm going to die... You're going to kill me... Poor my 80-year-old mother is helpless. My eldest brother is a dementia, and my mother has to take care of my brother every day. My family is poor! The officers and soldiers came to levy taxes for two days, and the family has not been cooked for many days. In order to make money, I went to be a cowherd, but I didn't expect to get sick again. I wanted to sneak into the capital, cut JJ into an eunuch, and get some subsidies to my mother, which was also loyal... Wow... My mother is still waiting for me at home..."
"My mother picked me up from the roadside... She took care of me in every possible way. I am grateful to serve her until death. I'm sorry for her... Wow... The old man has never thought of happiness in his life. He is in his 80s. He is hunched, his eyes are dazzled, and he can't even have enough to eat. I also have to take care of that mentally retarded brother... My mother's life is suffering... Wow..."
"Hey! Hello! Don't cry! It's killing me." The big man covered his ears and wandered around in place. "The second head of the family should let this boy go. He is also quite pitiful. He was bullied like this by officers and soldiers."
The sword in the hand of the second master cut off the hemp rope on Han Ruoli's body and said to the strong man, "How much money do you have?"
The strong man took out for a long time before he found some broken silver, clenched it in his hand and said, "Go! That's all."
The second head said, "Give it all to him. They are all poor people who live hard. Although we occupy the mountains as kings and rob them. Robbery also has a purpose. Rob the rich to help the poor, and never bully the poor. Han Ruo leaves you. For the sake of your filial piety, take these pieces of silver back to your mother. Go back early after getting sick, and you won't be out of the palace in your life.
Han Ruoli took over the silver, and the tears on his face immediately disappeared. "Thank you, the second master! Thank you, second head. How far is it from the next town?
The second owner said, "There are still hundreds of miles away. This section is a mountain road, and there is not even an inn. You should be careful when you go alone."
When Han Ruoli hears it, won't he spend another night on the horse? Zao Hongma has been running all afternoon, and it is also a burden and more important for him to persist for another night. Han Ruoli feels that his thighs are uncomfortable. If he really rides a horse for another night, he will definitely not walk the next day. After analyzing the form, Han Ruoli immediately said in a pitiful tone, "I haven't eaten for two days and two nights. I was robbed by another group of mountain thieves in front of me, and the jujube red horse was injured. What should I do?"
The strong man sighed and said, "Second head, let this boy stay on our mountain for one night first. As he said, 'If you don't fight, you won't know each other'. Although this boy is a little coward, after all, it's fate to know each other.
The second head said, "Okay! Would you like to go up the mountain for one night? Although we are mountain thieves, we are also thieves. We are definitely not the kind of rats with messy and weak pressure. If you can trust us, come with me."
That's what Han Ruoli means. Where there is no store in front of the village and behind, it's a problem to spend the night. What's wrong with the thief's nest? It's much better than sleeping by the roadside.
Following a team of mountain thieves into the deep mountains and old forests, the jujube red horse has been feeling restless. Han Ruoli Buddha touched the back of the jujube red horse to comfort the jujube red horse. After walking for about an hour, I walked around a lot of mountain roads and finally arrived at the old nest of mountain thieves. There are more than 100 houses by a lake, which looks more like a village. Han Ruoli secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and such a large group of mountain thieves gathered... This scale can only be described as spectacular.
The whistleblower at the entrance of the village saw the second head come back and blew it with an horn. The village quickly became lively, and men, women and children came out with torches to welcome them. Everyone's face is full of cheerful smiles.
In the village, an old lady came out with crutches surrounded by a group of people. When the second head of the family saw the old lady, he knelt down and said respectfully, "Yue Shuang greeted grandma."
The old man smiled kindly and said, "Get up! Get up quickly and let grandma see if Yue Shuang has changed in the past few months.
Yue Shuang took off the veil. Han Ruoli could only see Yue Shuang's side face from this angle and sighed. The Empress Dojo... Fortunately, it was the Empress Dojo. Every woman with status was so classic that her saliva was about to flow out.
Yue Shuang seemed to feel Han Ruoli staring at himself and looking over. Han Ruoli hurriedly pretended not to see the same, looked up and looked at the sky.
The old lady took Yue Shuang's hand and said earnestly, "Yue Shuang has suffered a lot outside. How about this 'Hundred Mountain Alliance Conference'?"
Yue Shuang said, "There are many Grand Thief sects, and in the end, no one that can convince the public has been selected. It can be said that there is no result."
The old lady said, "I guessed that the era when Thirteen Yinggu commanded the Green Forest Thief has passed, alas! That's all. The villagers know that you will be back in the next two days and are ready for the dust-washing banquet. Come on! Let's celebrate first."
Yue Shuang smiled and said to the villagers around him, "Xue Shuang has thanked his brothers and sisters here."
The old lady said, "They are all our own people. Don't be so polite. Let's go to Juyi Lake and have a drink together."
In the midst of cheers and encirclement, Yueshuang was surrounded by the village name and came to the lake. Han Ruoli can only follow. The big man with bare breasts followed the crowd with a simple smile on his face. Han Ruoli recognized the big man. This kind of person is the best to get along with. He has no heart, and all his thoughts are written on his face.
By Juyi Lake, there are tables full of tables and a whole circle around the lake. Juyi Lake is not big, and the surrounding torches illuminate here. There are all kinds of chicken, duck and fish on the table, which looks cold as if drooling.
After the old lady and the second head of the month sat down, the other villagers sat down. Han Ruoli came to the big man and asked humbly, "Brother... Haven't you told me what your name is?"
The big man said, "My name is Shanniu, and you just need my brother Niu."
Han Ruoli said, "Call you awesome. Brother B, is it okay?"
Shanniu didn't hear it clearly and said casually, "Whatever you want, come on! Drink." With that, he put 10,000 liquor in Han Ruoli's hands. "We have rules here. We have to drink the wine in one sip of the first night. When the old lady wants to raise her glass, we have to drink it."
Han Ruoli was stunned and nodded and said, "Okay...Okay..." He poured more than half of the wine while the mountain cow was not paying attention.
Sure enough, the old lady raised the bowl and said in a powerful voice, "Let's celebrate the return of the moon together..."
The villagers, whether adults or children, raised their bowls and drank all the wine inside. This kind of farmer's wine was very strong. Han Ruoli only smelled it and felt like vomiting. However, he still had to pretend, shut his mouth, did not breathe, poured all the rest of the wine in the bowl on his face, flowed down his neck, and covered himself. Put down the bowl and don't forget to shout, "Good wine!"
The mountain cow heard it and picked up the wine jar and said, "Come on! I can't see that you still have a man's breath. Let's do another bowl.
"Ah?" Han Ruoli fainted, "Ow. Brother! Wait... wait... I'll wipe it! You're going to drink it."
The mountain cow looked at Han Ruoli and said, "It's over! It's your turn."
(Several friends asked when Tang Jieyu would appear again. In fact, everyone can see that what they are written now are foreshadowing in the future. This book is slow, funny, ambiguous, wonderful and absolutely beyond imagination. Please collect... Be active in the book review area, Yue Shuang... Yue Shuang...)