Chapter 27 Flying Thief He Lele

Han Ruoli looked at the first floor of the inn. There was indeed no place to sit. This little brother didn't look so annoying. Anyway, the table was not his own. Han Ruoli said generously, "Sit down!"

The little brother sat down and asked Xiao Er to send a pot of tea and said, "Look at your beautiful eyes, and you are here to see that you are in Beijing to take the exam."

"Are you going to Beijing to take the exam?" Han Ruoli shouted, "Fra! I don't want to take the exam in my life. I will take the monthly exam, the weekly exam, the final exam of the big exam, and the final exam...

The little brother opposite was shocked by Han Ruoli's angry expression and lit his head up and down. It was not until Han Ruoli's mood calmed down that the little brother asked, "What are you talking about? This exam is only once a year. Is it possible that I misread it? Brother, didn't you go to the city to take the exam?

"Of course not!" Han Ruoli said, "Did you go to the city to take the exam?"

"Me? I make soy sauce to join in the fun. The handsome young man opposite said, "Chang'an City is the most lively at this time of year. It's not interesting to come to Chang'an City. I like this time the most."

"Listen to your tone, it seems that you are very familiar with Chang'an City. Will you get lost in Chang'an City?

"Just kidding!" The little brother said confidently, "With my eyes closed, I can tell every family in Chang'an City. I know what decorations are at the door.

"Blow up!" Han Ruoli smiled and took a sip with a teacup.

"I'm not bragging, it's just a little exaggerated. But I know the big families in Chang'an City.

Han Ruoli asked, "Really? Do you know the Ling family in Chang'an City?

"Ling family?" The little brother thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "There is no big family surnamed 'Ling' in Chang'an City. It's hard to say..."

Han Ruoli smiled and took it as if it was the boy who was bragging. When drinking tea, he accidentally dropped the badge given to her by Tian Yueshuang and landed on the table. Before Han Ruoli could pick it up, he was grabbed by the guy opposite him and looked at Han Ruoli with worshipful eyes. "Brother... It turns out that you are from the green forest... ”

Han Ruoli hurriedly stood up and covered his mouth, "I dare not say this nonsense. This was given to me by my friend."

The boy struggled to push away Han Ruoli's hand and whispered, "Don't get me wrong! I won't report to the official. In fact, we are all the same. You don't know how much I admire you green forest heroes. Let me be honest with you. We are colleagues.

"Are you a robber?" Han Ruoli asked in a questioning tone, "Where is it?"

"No! No!" The little brother said, "Let me introduce myself. My name is He Lele, the mountain thief brother. I admire your heroism. Unlike us, I have to wait for the night and in the dead of night to do something. But I also despise you... You don't have any technical skills at all. You know what I do.

Han Ruoli blurted out: "Thief!"

"Shh!" He Lele put her finger on her mouth and said, "It's not a thief, it's a great thief. We are also colleagues. Let's give this thing as a souvenir. How about it? Don't be so stingy. It's not easy to get to know each other.

Han Ruoli thought for a moment. He Lele claimed to be a flying thief and was familiar with Chang'an City. It's better to ask him for help and find Ling Meier quickly. He could go back early and said, "I'll give it to you if you like it." But I also want to ask you something."

"Ty!" He Lele patted his chest and said, "I will do my best to help you deal with it. What's the big deal?

Han Ruoli said, "It's not a big deal, just looking for a woman named Ling Meier in Chang'an City. I live in Xicheng District. I don't know if you can help me with this.

"It's easy to say!" He Lele said, "This little thing is up to me. Tomorrow we will go to the city together, so that there will be a care on the way."

"Then I'll thank the thief first."

"You're welcome!" He Lele said, "The mountain thief gave me this white star badge, which is to look up to me. I have no reason not to help you."

"Well... I'm not called Brother Mountain Thief, my name is Han Ruoli."

"What a troublesome name!" He Lele said, "It's still the mountain thief who called Shun, so it's settled."

Han Ruoli curled his lips and called himself Brother Ma. Now he knows He Lele, who calls himself Brother Mountain Thief. If it goes on like this, I really don't know what to call him in the future. It's getting late. I'm going back to rest. Brother Pirate, you should also rest early.

He Lele said, "I'm late. I don't have a room. I can only sleep at the table here tonight."

Han Ruoli said, "If you don't mind, follow me upstairs. My bed is still big, and it's no problem for us to sleep."

He Lele was not polite and said, "Thank you very much. But I don't have the habit of sleeping with others. If not, just let me make a floor.

Han Ruoli frowned and thought that this He Lele was really strange. Is there a cleanliness fetish? If it had been your former friend, you would have slapped him long ago. What would you be polite to your own people? But He Lele is different. He just met, so he had to say, "It's up to you."

He Lele followed Han Ruoli to the room. The squirrel was sleeping on the beam. He was awakened by the sound of Han Ruoli and He Lele pushing the door. He was shocked from the beam, almost fell down and ran away.

He Lele flashed to one side from behind Han Ruoli, jumped up in the air, as light as a swallow, and unexpectedly caught the fleeing squirrel in the air.

Han Ruoli shouted hurriedly, "Be merciful, this is my pet."

He Lele's hand grabbed the squirrel in a daze. The squirrel showed its two front paws and head outside. If it hadn't been for Han Ruoli's voice, his dazed fingers would have been grasped. He Lele's hand must have left a deep bone scar.

After hearing Han Ruoli's cry, He Lele loosened his palm and said shyly, "I thought a thief broke in. I'm really sorry."

Han Ruoli didn't care, but said admiringly, "Brother, your light skills are so good that you have no sound at all."

He Lele said proudly, "That's it! Otherwise, how can you call yourself a flying thief? I have a place to sleep tonight. I'm in the bedroom beam. You're not afraid that I'll peep at you.

"Come anywhere!" Han Ruoli took off his clothes and showed solid muscles on his upper body.

He Lele shouted "Ah--" and stopped there to take off his trousers. He turned around and asked, "What's the matter?" Brother the thief."

"No...it's okay..." He Lele said awkwardly: "Croach... cockroach..."

"Croach?" Han Ruoli doubted for a moment, quickly jumped up from the ground, and his body rose quickly. He hugged the beam like a koala and shouted, "Where is it? Where is it? Step on him to death.

He Lele is dizzy! Han Ruoli is afraid of cockroaches to this extent. Looking up at Han Ruoli, "Run away, Brother Mountain Thief, your light skills are also good. You can jump so high at once."

Only then did Han Ruoli realize that he had jumped to the height of the beam. This room is at least three meters high, jumping three meters high... Are you a superman? On second thought, the moment I jumped into the air just now, it seemed that there was a true air in my body, all concentrated on my legs, and I felt that the strength of my legs was particularly strong, and this jump was enough to prove it. I can't help but be a little ecstatic. The Taiji Qigong Heart Method given by the old beggar is really useful.

He Lele looked up at Han Ruoli on the beam and found that Han Ruoli's expression was dull and shook his arm a few times. Han Ruoli came to his senses. He Lele said, "Brother Mountain Thief, why don't you come down yet?"

"Can you borrow a ladder from the boss? I can't go down!"

He Lele is sweating! Such a stupid person is really rare. Pointing to the beam and saying, "The cockroach crawled over in front of you..."

"Ah--" Han Ruoli shouted, his limbs loosened the beam, and his body fell quickly. I thought: It's over! If this falls, will it smash the floor and then fall into one bite? Either die or fracture!

At the moment when Han Ruoli fell, He Lele jumped up, picked up Han Ruoli in the air, hugged him and landed on the ground. The two people rolled on the ground twice before stopping.

He Lele stood up in a hurry and said contemptuously, "Brother Mountain Thief, you are too fat to lose weight."

Han Ruoli also got up from the ground and said, "No wonder you are so good at light skills. It has something to do with your figure!" But you are shorter than me. Maybe short people are more suitable for practicing light kung fu.

"Falth!" He Lele said, "Go to bed quickly. We have to go to the road tomorrow. We will try to get to Chang'an City at noon and find someone for you in the evening."

I was speechless all night.

The next morning, Han Ruoli got up early. He Lele had finished washing and was waiting for Han Ruoli to get up. Han Ruoli said apologetically, "I thought I woke up early."

He Lele said, "It's not too late! Let's go downstairs to eat a bowl of noodles. Let's get on our way. You get dressed first and I'll wait for you."

Han Ruoli felt that He Lele was a little strange. He didn't think much about it. He put on his clothes and walked out of the room and saw He Lele order two bowls of noodles at a table on the first floor, waiting for Han Ruoli to go down. The squirrel and the parrot are on the left and right shoulders.

He Lele looked at Han Ruoli with contempt, "A big man still likes to keep this kind of small pet. Even if he has that kind of big wolf dog. You are completely a small animal that women like to raise.

Han Ruoli said, "The two of them are resources that follow me. They are smart. The big wolf dog has a scary appearance."

"I don't understand! I don't understand!" He Lele said, "Eat noodles quickly. You can't go to Chang'an City at noon."

Han Ruoli bent down and ate noodles... Eating instant noodles is the fastest. He finished a bowl of noodles with three chopsticks, picked up the bowl and drank all the soup, and He Lele was still eating noodles slowly there. People are beautiful, how can they eat like a woman?

He Lele looked at Han Ruoli stupidly, "Brother Mountain Thief, have you finished eating?"

"Of course! Now I'm waiting for you."

He Lele put down his chopsticks and said, "Let's go! I've also finished eating. Brother Mountain Thief, you really have a professional ethics. Do you often have to work halfway through your meal? It's gone, so you eat quickly.

Han Ruoli: "..."

All the way, the time was almost as expected. When I arrived in Chang'an City at noon, there were two long queues of people who wanted to enter the city outside the city. Everyone who entered Chang'an City had to go through strict inspection, and the speed was very slow.

Han Ruoli turned around and was about to talk to He Lele when he found He Lele holding the horse's tail and staring at the horse's buttocks.

"What are you doing?"

He Lele put his finger to his mouth and signaled Han Ruo to say goodbye. He took out the white star badge, wrapped it in paper and stuffed it into the horse's buttocks. "I'm afraid that it will be very troublesome for the soldiers at the gate to find this thing."

"Oh!" Han Ruoli answered and said, "Look at such a long team, I guess it will be dark to enter the city. We ran so fast for nothing. If you put it in now, the horse will definitely poop. Let's see what you do then.

He Lele said, "It's not a problem. It's up to me."

He Lele got on the horse, holding a piece of waste paper in his hand and pretending to read the words on it. Because many people could see He Lele on the back of the horse, He Lele suddenly said "surprisedly": "What? Three miles east of Chang'an City, a carriage pulling silver rolled over in the river..." Speaking of this, He Lele covered his mouth and wanted to say something. He turned his horse's head and rode away.

People around me can't stand it when they hear this news, that's all! The news spread to hundreds, and in a blink of an eye, the number of long queues to enter the field was reduced by 80%. Han Ruoli sighed secretly that he was very shameless, and this He Lele was even more shameless. It seemed that he really met a confidant.

Soon Han Ruoli came to the gate, and He Lele also rushed back from the other side and looked at Han Ruoli proudly.

dismant, waiting for the soldiers to search. Suddenly, He Lele's horse shit... In a pile of black feces, the paper looked particularly conspicuous. The soldier stirred with his hand in front of his nose, "Why is your horse pooping here? What is that on the ground?