Chapter 38 This mouth is invincible

Han Ruoli pretended to be proud and said, "Have you ever been to Chang'an City?"

Mr. Li nodded, "I've been there once a few years ago. Is there any difference?"

Han Ruo thought, and it's okay to fool casually. This guy has been there. "Now Chang'an Chen Ke is different from before. It's really cool. Beautiful women are like clouds. Walking on the street, you can often see those super beautiful beauties looking for someone to kiss and hug."

"Really?" Mr. Li looked at Han Ruoli with an envious optometry, "How many do you hold?"

Han Ruoli said, "I can't count it! However, there are also requirements. They will make a couplet. As long as you answer correctly, she will take you there at night. Hey hey... You know, do you feel good to change one a day?

Mr. Li is lost! He said, "It's boring for me to recite poems."

Han Ruoli said, "With me, what are you afraid of? It's just poetry. Do you want to follow me?"

Mr. Li looked at Han Ruoli doubtfully, "How can you think of me if you have such a good thing?" We don't know each other very well..."

Han Ruoli swallowed a mouthful of saliva. It seems that Mr. Li still has a little IQ. Han Ruoli pretended to be very ashamed and said, "Because I know that Mr. Li is good, I will definitely be willing to travel around the world to soak up beautiful women all over the world. The most important thing is... I'm not entangled. I know that you, Mr. Li There is no shortage of money. Isn't the beauty of Chang'an not all ours?

Mr. Li's eyes lit up, "Money is not a problem. I have a lot, but will you really help me? You won't take the money and connect with you to help me, will you?

Han Ruoli said, "Take the money, as long as you buy, drink and stay in a hotel all the way. If I don't help you, you won't pay. That's fine."

Mr. Li thought for a moment and nodded with satisfaction, "This is a good idea. Just do as you say."

Han Ruoli said, "Then what are you waiting for?" There will be no chance to get married. Let's run away now. It won't take long to get to Chang'an. Han Ruoli's idea was very simple. He cheated Mr. Li out of Luohe Town, walked outside for a few more days, and then let him back. In this way, the Li family regrets their marriage, and everything is fine.

Mr. Li said, "Wait for me for two days, and I won't be in a hurry these two days. When Miss Tang and I get married, I will follow you after the wedding night, just two days!"

Han Ruoli scolded in his heart: Two days! Two of you mother! Fuck! After suppressing his anger, Han Ruoli continued, "You can't leave after marriage. Will Tang Jieyu let you go? Even if Tang Jieyu is willing to let you go, your mother won't let you go if she knows? Taking advantage of everyone's marriage now, it's the best Taobao opportunity, don't you think?

Mr. Li had to admit that Han Ruoli was right, but he was about to get Tang Jieyu, so he left like this. He still said, "I will find a way to slip away. Mr. Han, wait for me for two days, and I will give you more money. Let's eat the best food, drink the best wine, and sleep in the best hotel to pick up the best girl. Just two days..."

Han Ruoli said, "There is no time! Why do you want to get married? After marriage, you will be taken care of by Tang Jieyu. There is no freedom. Have you ever thought about it? Look at what good conditions you are now. Walking on the street, do the little beauties in Luohe Town shout when they see you? That feeling, can you say it yourself?

Mr. Li began to think of himself walking on the street, followed by a group of dog slaves, pretending to be very learned, holding a folding fan, and listening to those cheap little women to please him. Any man will like this feeling. Han Ruoli saw ** on Mr. Li's face. With a cheap smile, Han Ruoli continued to say, "If Mr. Li is married, which beauty in Luohe Town dares to call you that? Which beautiful woman dares to secretly fall in love with Mr. Li, who is handsome, romantic, praised and panicked? They will think that Mr. Li is Tang Jieyu's husband, and that Mr. Li is the son-in-law of Tang Mansion. If people in Tang Mansion know, they will fall in love with Mr. Li secretly... What will be the consequences? You know it even if I don't say it."

Mr. Li was faintly moved by what Han Ruoli said and sighed, "Poor me for being romantic all my life, and finally I have to go to this helpless marriage... Sad! It's sad!"

"Good poem! Good words..." Han Ruoli said, "Mr. Li is really like not seeing Sanqiu. Your poem is simply too explosive. Coupled with your expression just now, if you are on the streets of Chang'an, I don't know how many beautiful women will be fascinated. Maybe you will be OOXX on the street by a group of beautiful women."

Mr. Li showed a proud expression on his face, "Really? Mr. Han, do you think what I just said is very poetic?

Han Ruoli's face has three black lines, saying 'very poetic'. What kind of adjective is this? Sure enough, idiots can't be flattering.

"What you said is really great. Mr. Li, I bet that you are definitely a talent. Follow me and don't get married. Marriage is the worst way to kill yourself. Look at me, I never think about getting married. To tell you the truth, Tang Jieyu once wanted to take me through the door, so I escaped.

"Ah?" Mr. Li said, "Isn't the Liu family chasing you? The government is also looking for you..."

Han Ruoli said, "This is all caused by Tang Jieyu. If I didn't follow her, she would kill me and unite with the Liu family and the government. This woman is cruel. Mr. Li, you are so kind... Hey! I'm really worried about you. Have you ever thought that if you provoked her one day, she would kill you? You are not as powerful as Tang Jieyu in martial arts. Even if you are better than her, when you sleep, you will open your life a little, leak your neck outside, raise a bloody machete, hold your breath, and cut it down with a knife... Ah..." Han Ruoli deliberately described it in detail and said it in a good voice, "Then you It's dead."

Mr. Li couldn't help shivering and carefully retorted, "Then she can't run away."

Han Ruoli found that he had dominated the conversation between the two people. Mr. Li's thoughts had completely followed him and continued: "There are many ways to kill people, and there are others. For example, if she drug you, you will die. It is said that there is a rotten medicine. After eating it, for a time If you can't even find the blood of the bones within the day, there will be no proof of death. Think about how bad it is. These threats can be avoided. Mr. Li, why do you put such a vicious woman by your side? And it's spending a lot of money to marry into the door, which not only delays you from picking up girls in Beijing, but also you can't flirt with good women in Luohe Town, but also always worry about your life. How unworthy it is. Think about it. Follow me. You pay, I'm Shi, and our brothers are free in Chang'an. As you said, won't it be pleasant to eat the best dishes, drink the best wine, and live in the best brothel to soak in the most beautiful girls?

Mr. Li said foolishly, "But... the whole Luohe Town knows the news that I'm going to marry Tang Jieyu. What should I do?"

Han Ruoli said, "What should I do? Let's go now. Who else did you marry if you were not in Tang Jieyu? As you know, Tang Jieyu didn't want to marry you. What did you use to threaten her? Can you rest assured that you have married a wife like this? If it's a gentle and charming girl, it doesn't matter. The key is Tang Jieyu, who does everything.

Mr. Li's eyes began to become innocent, "It's not what I want, I'm a mother... I... If I had known that Tang Jieyu was so dangerous, I would never have wanted her. Now... it's over! It's over! I'm going to die, at the hands of Tang Jieyu.

Han Ruoli said, "Then why don't you go soon? In fact, I really don't care so much about whether you die or not. Don't be too angry when I say this. I'm just real. You die, I can't find anyone who has the same hobbies as me. Look, when we are together, you pay, I pay... Well, you pay for the 'money', and I pay for the other 'talent', Huang The Golden Group makes me feel sorry for you. What are you hesitating about? Let's go with my brother."

Mr. Li said, "But I don't have money now. The money is all in it. I want to go in and get it."

Han Ruoli said, "As your son, Mr. Li, who dares not give you money in the name of the family in Qianzhuang, Luohe Town? Don't hesitate any more, you will die if you stay! I am a living example. You should know how many people chased me. This is all caused by Tang Jieyu! I won't say more to you. It's up to you. I risked my life to come back. You can think about it. If there are not so many beautiful women in Chang'an to attract me, how can I risk my life to come back for help?

Mr. Li said, "I can understand your mood and need my financial support. It seems that Chang'an is really good. Wait for me and I'll change my clothes and go with you."

"Change your fart!" Han Ruoli said, "Let's go now. If we have money, we can't buy anything. Don't you think so?

"Yes!" Mr. Li said, "Brother Han is really smart. Let's go now."

"Good!" Han Ruoli stood up and really admired his mouth. The dead could live, and the groom who was about to marry a beautiful woman could cheat and abandon the marriage and follow him. How powerful this is.

Mr. Li stood up and followed Han Ruoli out. Those families caught up and surrounded Han Ruoli and Mr. Li. Han Ruoli's head shed cold sweat. Was it found? Or is there a flaw? At this time, you must not panic. You must be calm, calm, calm, and the enemy will not move. I will not move...

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