Chapter 3 I want to lose weight!!!

Joe pretended to be very weak and slowly said, "Mom--I only remember you. I don't remember anything else!"

When I heard that my daughter still remembered herself after she lost her memory, she was moved by her wife, which was called happiness!

"Cough, it doesn't matter. I'll tell you slowly. What about you? Your name is Xiang Zixi, my heart and the only lady in the Xiang family! What about you? There is also an older brother and sister-in-law. They are not at home now. Your father's name is Xiang Wen, and he is outside to entertain the person who saved you.

"And me, and me, I'm a little fat!" Xiaofei came over compactly, and Xiaopangpang also came over: "I'm Xiaopangpang."

Pun————Jiao Qiao still couldn't help it. After laughing three times, he finally held it down, and his eyes became melancholy in an instant: "Mom, tell me the rest slowly. Can you give me a mirror now?"

"Zixi, why do you want a mirror?" Xiang asked strangely, "Don't you never like to look in the mirror? There is not even a half-person-high mirror at home!"

Joe laughs and jokes. How can he see how bad his current body is without a big mirror?!

When Qiao Qiao completely saw his body shape, he really hit the wall!

Of course, if there had not been a little fat as a shield, my brain would have been splashed and I would have lost my face.

"Why? Why do you have to do this to me?" Qiao Qiao looked up to the sky and roared, "Damn Yue Lao, what kind of heart do you have! Don't I just like beautiful men? As for this harm to me? Besides, I didn't like you! Why don't you make me feel better?"

Little fat looked at Qiao Qiao with a strange face. Ah, no, from today on, we should call her Xiang Zixi!

Miss, are you all right? Even if the man of the Zhang family doesn't like to be the husband of a young lady, there are more men in the world. No one may like us with such a body!" Little fat muttered dissatisfiedly, "Miss, I didn't think this body shape was bad before! Now that I have lost my memory, why is it as deadly as chicken blood?"

Xiang Zixi looked at herself in the mirror again with hatred. Well, well, if this damn body shape can be ignored, because it can be recovered through exercise, but what's the matter with this numb face?

Because Miss Xiang has been unable to marry, Mrs. Xiang will recite scriptures and pray for blessings in front of the statue of Yue Lao every day. On this day, Xiang Zixi rushed to his Buddhist hall murderously, pinched his waist with one hand and pointed to the worshiped Yue Lao statue, and said aggressively, "Lue Lao, I'll wait for you tonight! If you dare not come, I will draw a circle to curse you!"

Mr. Xiang was shocked, covered her fat daughter's mouth, and was so scared that she read the scriptures repeatedly: "My little ancestor, please be calm! What should I do if I offend Yue Lao and no man will want you in the future?"

"Wow wow————wow wow————" Xiang Zixi, who was covered by his mouth, opened his teeth and danced his claws for a long time, and finally stopped. Before leaving, he stared at the statue of the old moon with hatred, ah! Shit fairy! You hurt me! Grandma, even if I'm not the best beauty in the 22nd century, at least I'm a standard figure and standard face. You shit fairy, clever words deceived me into this fictional feudal society and made me dress like such a bear. It's strange that I don't draw a circle to curse you to death!

Speaking of this society, Xiang Zixi is depressed again. What kind of world is this? It's not Chinese history at all, okay? When she inquired that her country was a country called Yao, the location was a little similar to that of China in the feudal period, the writing language was similar, and the four seasons were basically the same. Most importantly, the agricultural and commercial industries were basically similar. The reason is that there has been a turning point here since the Song Dynasty, that is to say, there is no later Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, but four countries with almost no difference in strength.

But these are not the key points, okay? The point now is, why is the body so strong and big meat?!

Xiang Zixi walked back sulkingly and suddenly caught a glimpse of the man who saved him that day. Unexpectedly, he stood by the pond in the garden in a daze. Xiang Zixi glanced at the withered lotus flowers and couldn't help interrupting and said, "Why is a big man stunned by the withered lotus all over the pond? You can't leave a dead lotus to listen to the rain!"

Jin Haoxuan turned around gently and smiled at the corners of his mouth: "Morning, Miss."

"It's getting late. It's almost evening now." Xiang Zixi looked at Jin Haoxuan with hatred and said silently that it was unreasonable. Why did he meet a super beautiful man, but he couldn't do it! This damn body, damn pma zi, even if he is ordinary, dares to attack this man, but now————--Oh, damn Yue Lao, I'll settle accounts with you at night!

Jin Haoxuan smiled and said, "Yes. It's already evening. Huh?————" Jin Haoxuan suddenly shouted in surprise, "It's autumn now. Why is the young lady still so hot?"

Xiang Zixi glanced at him: "The weather won't be too hot now, but I just finished running. How can it not be hot?" All right, I won't talk to you. I'm going to take a shower. Damn weight loss!"

Lose weight? Jin Haoxuan's beautiful eyebrows are gently raised. This term is interesting!

In fact, if you ignore her appearance, strictly speaking, she is still a very interesting girl.

Jin Haoxuan frowned gently and didn't know how those people were doing. They have tried their best to escape. Their martial arts skills are not as good as their own. I'm afraid that Jin Haoxuan's face instantly became gloomy when he thought of the possible ending.

Just as she was about to turn around and leave, she suddenly caught a glimpse of Miss Xiang jumping into the pool of the small garden.

Jin Haoxuan was shocked! Is this young lady still not open to think about it, or decides to commit suicide? Immediately, he didn't think much about it, and appeared gently under his feet in the small yard where Miss Xiang lived alone. His body bent gently and leaned against the big tree. Just as he was about to jump down to rescue Xiang Zixi, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the two maids of the eldest lady, Xiaofei and Little Fatty, actually holding Xiang Zixi's clothes. The old god was standing by the pool, with goose bumps all over his body and muttered, "Miss, what did you do on such a cold day? Water? Aren't you afraid of freezing? Besides, when did you learn to swim?

Jin Haoxuan secretly shouted that it was so dangerous! Fortunately, I didn't rush down and fish people out of the water! Otherwise, the joke will be big!

Jin Haoxuan was about to turn around and leave when his eyes were suddenly attracted by the figure in the water.

Xiang Zixi, who was stepping on the water, only showed the upper part of her neck and said to Xiaofei and Xiao Pangpang on the edge of the pool with a smile, "What do you know? Swimming is one of the best ways to shape your body! And the softness of water will also touch and press the acupuncture points to enhance the flexibility of the human body! As a female thief who once dominated one side, ah, no, it's a big lady, how can she not swim? I must get rid of all this damn fat!" After saying that, Xiang Zixi plunged into the water and swam quickly, desperately consuming his physical strength!

Jin Haoxuan looked at Xiang Zixi in surprise. This girl was not as vulgar as on the surface, but her mind was quite thin. Unexpectedly, she knew the effect of swimming on the flexibility of the body!

When she was really exhausted, Xiang Zixi finally got on the shore, looked at her still bloated body, gritted her teeth, and said to the two fat maids, "You all rest early tonight. I don't need you to serve here."

Little fat and little fat looked at each other, and the excited expression was undoubtedly revealed.

Xiang Zixi saw all this in his eyes: "Do you have any plans in the evening?"

Little fat lowered his head shyly, and little fat covered his mouth and smiled secretly: "Miss, don't you know? Our long-term worker has a good look at the little fat!"

He raised his eyebrows to Zixi: "Good thing! You can ask me for leave on a date in the future.

Little fat looked at Xiang Zixi in surprise: "Thank you, Miss!" After saying that, the little fat ball-like figure rolled out of the yard in an instant. The little fat man said with a smile, "Miss, I'll go first if I have nothing to do?"

"Hmm." Xiang Zixi answered gently, put on a big towel, and stepped into the room.

At this time, a special yoga blanket has been placed on the floor of the room. He threw the big towel on his body, closed all the curtains, slowly sat on the yoga blanket, and visited a row of silver needles in front of him.

He breathed a sigh of relief and reached out his hand to accurately insert the silver needles in front of him into the acupuncture points on his body.

The swimming just now not only consumed your physical strength, but also made your body relax as much as possible so that you can apply needles to lose weight!

This was originally a weight loss treatment that I stole when I was a female thief, but I didn't expect it to really come in handy now!

Xiang Zixi smiled bitterly. Is it that everything is doomed? No! This is the ghost of that old Yue. I can't forgive him!

When Xiang Zixi turned herself into a hedgehog, Yue Lao finally came late.

"Cough, cough, I said, little girl, you called me here to make me look like a hedgehog?" Yue Lao's lazy voice came from the top of Xiang Zixi's head: "But this shape is really special, hahahaha——————"

Xiang Zixi gave a fierce look at Yue Lao and stretched out his left hand: "Where's my storage bag?"

Yue Lao was rarely embarrassed: "Ah, I'm really sorry. When you traveled through time, I accidentally opened it and read it for a while, and then unexpectedly found a classic novel, and I was fascinated by it for a while..."

Xiang Zixi stared at Yue Lao fiercely, and then pointed to his body: "Also, what's the matter with this?"

The grinning expression to Zixi had the intention of swallowing Yue Lao. Yue Lao laughed and said, "Ah, really, how did you become like this?" Hahaha, but there is nothing wrong with it! It's good for me to look at it!"