Chapter 17 One pull a day
"The prince is here!" Although Xiao Quanzi's voice is quiet, he is full of anger.
Qin Zheng's light green brocade robe is more elegant. His seat is in the middle of the lobby, and the rest of the women are sitting opposite each other.
After a while, everyone settled down. Qin Zheng's face was like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, like the flower of spring dawn, and he strode into Lanfan with his head held high. Behind him was a burly and magnificent wind, indescably unrestrained and romantic!
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of dishes, women talk casually, such as what kind of rouge is beautiful on the lips, and what kind of phoenix petals dyed nails are beautiful and not easy to fade. Love of beauty is an eternal topic for women since ancient times.
While talking, Qingxue suddenly sucked her nose, looked unhappy, and pretended to be strange, "Mother Qianfei, didn't you bathe in advance when you came to the family banquet?"
As soon as this statement came out, the lobby immediately calmed down and the needle fell sounded.
The bamboo chopsticks that Qingzhu was still waving on the table were fixed at this second. The women turned their heads and looked this way together, and she did not move as if she had been hit by a hole.
"Oh," Wan Jing on the left side of Qingzhu finally couldn't hold it and burst out laughing.
Retracted the chopsticks with the chicken leg in her hand, and she took it directly and nibbled it up. "I washed it. Who said I didn't wash it? Don't believe you smell it?"
As he spoke, he put his right arm in front of Qingxue, signaling her to smell, but the chicken leg in his right hand hit her cheek stiffly. There were a few more dirty oil on the originally fair skin, and the beautiful makeup became mixed on the spot.
"Qianfei, you..." Qingxue's lips trembled with anger, and her face changed from white to blue.
"Yo, I'm sorry, Qingxue waiter, I didn't mean to..." In fact, I did it on purpose, "I really washed it. I don't believe that Wanjing waiter will also smell it!" Halfway said, he attacked the chicken leg to the person on the left.
"Ah!" Wan Jing screamed and quickly jumped out of the table, for fear that the greasy thing would touch the corners of his clothes. "The Qianfei must have taken a bath, and my sister will know it if she doesn't hear it."
The maids and eunuchs behind them all looked down and snickered, making it clear that the Qianfei Empress was punishing the two servants who were disrespectful to her.
Qingzhu was in a good mood. He put the chicken leg stained with Qingxue Rouge in front of his nose and sniffed, "A strange smell!" Then, he threw it on the table, grabbed another chicken leg and continued to chew.
The blue veins on everyone's foreheads suddenly jumped, and the thousand concubines really didn't understand any etiquette. She behaved rudely and rudely. Is such a woman really the lady of the Lv family?
"Sister Qianfei," Rong'er, who was sitting opposite, was jealous when she saw the sisters were aggrieved. The three of them were originally good friends. If Qingzhu hadn't been sitting in the middle, they would have been on the same side regularly, so she said angrily, "Strange? That's the best rouge. Sister Qingxue has an innate fragrance. She must bathe with dried roses every day, but I don't know what Sister Qianfei uses to take a bath. The body fragrance is so special!"
"Me?" Qingzhu's eyelids finally moved away from the table and looked at the woman sitting opposite. In the past few days, she has to work and eat coarse tea and rice. Now she can finally have a full mouthful life, and her eyes are full of rich food. "Sister Qingxue is naturally precious and naturally soaks water with petals. Putting my thick skin and thick flesh is a rough life, and she is only worthy of moldy cabbage. The gang is in the bathtub."
The whole Lanpan was shocked, laughing upside down and straightening up.
Only one person in the banquet stared at her in vain and stared at her with all-seeking eyes. In the depths of his memory, there was also a woman who washed his body and told the same joke as him.
The ugly girl also has a pair of equally clear eyes, so that you can't stop sinking at a glance.
Lanfei smiled softly and said, "Qianfei's sister mentioned working. I want to ask several sisters how are their work going now?"
After hearing this, Qingxue immediately stood up and bowed her head and said, "At present, the dining room is developing new dishes. Next month, the prince's birthday can give the sisters a taste of something new."
Wang Jing also got up to salute, "Now the embroidered clothes are hurrying to make embroidered clothes for everyone. The cultural and martial arts conference will open in a few months, and let everyone wear new clothes!"
Rong'er is also blessed. "Yesterday, the Raccoon Bureau washed all the single veil curtains in the house. Let's go back and make sure that all the rooms are new."
Concubine Lan showed joy and her face glowed, "My sisters are reliable. I can rest assured that I need to be more conscientious in the future."
After being praised by Concubine Lan, the three of them were proud and saluted, "Thank you for the love of Concubine Lan. Naturally, we will do our best."
The three returned to their seats and sat down. Lan Fei looked up at Qingzhu and said, "Sister Qianfei, the work of Fanxuan is very complicated, but her sister is smart and she is already at hand!"
At this moment, Qingzhu was tearing the crab's legs with both hands and was fighting with a braised crab. Hearing this, he broke a huge crab, and the juice splashed, making her face.
Qingzhu looked up and saw the women curling their lips and sneering, as if they were waiting for her to make a fool of herself. He hesitated for a moment and reluctantly smiled and said, "Sisters really want to know?"
Everyone nodded and agreed. There is a flash of coldness in Qingzhu's eyes. You are not afraid of death, and I am not afraid of burial.
stood up and walked to the middle, and said in a gentle voice, "Sister Lanfei's repeatedly told Qingzhu firmly in his heart. If my sister doesn't ask me, she will say it, let alone remind you several times."
She finally smiled and said, "In response to the call of the Party Central Committee, no, the prince always put the bodies of the sisters in the royal palace first, and specially carried out the 'daily pull' activity to urge everyone to detoxify, clear intestines, maintain good health, and build an emperor together. Guo. Lord. Yiyi, harmonious and low-carbon new royal palace, work hard, applaud!!!"
Everyone couldn't stand it and looked at Qingzhu with a blank face. She put down her hand and looked back with some embarrassment.
"What does it mean to pull every day?" Concubine Lan was puzzled and said, "Forgive my sister's lack of learning and ignorance."
"I don't even know that Shenma pulls every day?" Qingzhu squeezed his mouth and suppressed laughing, "As the name implies, it stinks once a day, and stinks is poop!"
"Puff!" A mouthful of wine in Qin Zheng's mouth was sprayed out by him.
"I said that sisters can't think about eating, drinking and wearing all day long, but also think about our intestines. The so-called intestinal poison, defecation, excretion of toxins, and a relaxed body!"
Qingzhu walked to Qingxue and said with concern, "Sister Qingxue, you should eat more vegetables and fruits recently. You are very constipated. It's all sheep's stool."
Then he faced Wan Jing and said gently, "Wan Jing, you ate corn last night. I saw it when I brushed the toilet this morning!"
Suddenly, he said to Ronger, "Rong'er must have suffered from hemorrhoids. I see that there is blood in your stool. If you want to use too much force, it must be very painful when you pull!"
"Sister Lanfei, you should..." Qingzhu hasn't finished speaking yet, but he heard Lanfei say, "Sister Qianfei, do your duty and admire her. It's really a model for sisters."
These beauties usually pretend not to eat the world's fireworks in front of Qin Zheng. They are extremely noble and free from vulgarity, but in fact, no one has these living habits, but they just don't want to lose their elegance in front of the prince. Qingzhu is remote and unsatisfactory. At present, they lose their face and lower their heads with shame.
"Sister Lanfei, in fact, I haven't finished yet..."
"My sister, wait, there's really no need to say. We all understand what my sister means."
Qingzhu was secretly proud of his caring behavior, but he felt that the two sharp blade-like eyes in front of her made her feel like a light behind her back. It seemed that her eyes could really kill her life.
"My beloved concubine is really loyal to her duty." Qin Zheng said strangely.
When Qingzhu heard this, he didn't pay attention to his sarcasm at all, and said arrogantly, "Your Majesty, I just completed the task assigned by you and Lanfei's sister. Chicken hissing and dog vigil, each perform their respective duties."
"What reward do you want for your beloved concubine to do her duty like this?"
"There is no need for rewards. A word of praise is honored over Huaqi; a word of derogatory is stricter than an axe. Being able to get a compliment from the prince is the luckiest thing in my life.
"That's aggrieved my concubine, or reward you..."
Suddenly, Wan Jing was not convinced and said, "Your Majesty, we are as full of duty as our sisters. How can we reward Qianfei sister?"
Qingzhu had long seen Qin Zheng's wrong eyes and was thinking about how to refuse, but she didn't want the fool in front of her to come to her. She immediately said, "Since Wanjing's sister likes it, please ask the prince to give it to her!"
"I don't want it," Wan Jing's lips were blue with anger and trembling. "I don't care about the food. Qianfei dares to use some dirty words to describe us servants. Why don't they judge the prince!"
"Speaking of the prince, I really have a few words of advice." Qingzhu picked up a smile. There are such a stupid woman in the world. It's really stupid. She wants to use the method to force me to offend the prince, but she didn't know that it was you who was unlucky in the end. "The prince should drink more water, otherwise she will easily suffer from gallstones. Your urine is too yellow, and the bottom of the chamber pot is full of urine stains, which is difficult to clean."
This bitch** is so angry every night that he must have been a monk in his previous life, and he has been reincarnated in revenge in his life.
"Enough!" Qin Zheng shouted and was furious, "Why don't you shut up? Have a good feast for everyone. You will burn the piano and boil cranes and destroy the scenery!"
Qingzhu immediately said aggrievedly, "It was Sister Wanjing who was worried about your body, and my concubine told her the truth."
Concubine Mei's face suddenly became cold, "I see that Sister Zhu is honest and straightforward and has no scheming. Some people just said that the prince's grace is not rare. It is a food, but she should be punished first."
Wan Jing was so scared that she sifted her body and knelt down. "Your Majesty, Empress Mei, spare my concubine. I don't dare to do it anymore!"
The anger on Qin Zheng's face turned cold, and he turned his head to look at the respectful eunuch, "Xiao Quanzi, how old are you this year?"
"I'm only sixteen!" Xiaoquanzi replied puzzledly, and his eyes were full of confusion.