Chapter 109 Obscene Uncle
As for the fourth unsolved mystery on Bing Feimo, it is her strange life rules and academic performance.
Bing Feimo often dozes off in class, and even occasionally sleeps in the whole class. Even if she doesn't sleep, she always seems to be in a daze and thinking, but her grades are still excellent.
In the teacher's mind, Bing Feimo and Fan Fei should be the same smart people. They can preview and review their lessons by themselves at night. It's okay not to listen to the class during the day, so the teacher often turns a blind eye to Bing Feimo.
But the strange thing is that many classmates once met Bing Feimo when eating supper after 11 p.m. She always wanders alone in the streets and alleys. I don't know why she is not afraid of the harassment of hooligans and hoodlums, let alone that she sleeps during the day and wanders around at night. Where does she have time to study her homework? ......
And even in the matter of dozing off, the teachers behave strangely. They often think that Bing Feimo is just in a daze in class, not sleeping.
Bing Feimo is not the kind of strange person who can sleep with his eyes open. In fact, her dozing posture is also very ordinary. She always puts her right elbow on the desk, then leans her head on her right palm, half-drops her head and pretends to read. In fact, she is sleeping quietly. Strangely, she sat in the fourth row and was not short. It was impossible for the teacher not to find her abnormality, but she rarely pointed it out.
Once a classmate who was jealous of her handed a note to the teacher to make a small report. Tang Dong, an English teacher, deliberately walked to Bing Feimo and took a closer look. Finally, he stressed that Bing Feimo was reading the text. In fact, at that time, she slept too soundly and didn't even open her eyes... On another time, the political teacher found Bing Feimo sleeping. , waking her up, Bing Feimo smiled and explained that he was thinking about the problem, and the political teacher actually believed it and let her continue to think...
These strange events made several female students indignant, thinking that it was these pervert teachers who favored her as a little beauty.
It's just that the female teacher sometimes makes the same mistake, such as He Qingmei. Obviously, Bing Feimo is dozing off. After waking her up, she believes that she is closing her eyes to listen to the class or thinking about the explanation of the problem. The board is raised high and finally falls gently... This makes the female students puzzled, and even talk about He Qingmei in private. There is a tendency of lilies.
In fact, He Qingmei is naturally not Sister Lily. She is quite fair and open, and she is also bold. She also advocates to do nothing and let the students manage themselves. Therefore, although she felt that Gu Tianxiang and Bing Feimo were a little strange, there was no big problem with their character, and their academic performance has always been steadily ranked in the top five in the class, which was also very deterrent. Ordinary students would care about them, so they chose them as monitor and deputy monitor. . It turns out that although the two guys are not affinity, they are still enough to give orders and act as her deputy, which saves her a lot of trouble.
At this moment, when she heard the news of Fan Fei's hospitalization, He Qingmei naturally called the two most important class cadres to represent the care of the whole class, which was also the usual practice.
In addition, He Qingmei has another layer of consideration - she knows Fan Fei's heart. She has also lied to her for a long time because of her work, and has also concealed it from him about Luo Yong. Therefore, He Qingmei estimated that Fan Fei would take a break from school this time. If he didn't do well, he was playing tricks again, so he would take these two able students to distinguish the true and false together.
Just like this, Xu Jing suddenly became anxious, because she knew that both Bing Feimo and Gu Tianxiang were a little wrong with Fan Fei, and they didn't even talk to each other. If Fan Fei was in trouble one day, it was difficult for the two to guarantee that they would not fall into the well.
Fan Fei is self-appointed for his grades. In addition, he has to work. He is used to doing his own things in the class. He is the most undisciplined person. Naturally, he has some conflicts with these two class cadres and don't look at each other. I just don't know why Gu Tianxiang has never dared to care about Fan Fei, while Bing Feimo directly ignored Fan Fei, making Fan Fei still unique.
Naturally, Xu Jing will not care about their relationship, but at this moment, Fan Fei is obviously pretending to be ill. If the flaw is seen by Gu Tianxiang, who has a strange IQ, or Fan Fei is confused by this strange-eyed Bing Feimo to find out the truth, then Xu Jing's help Fan Fei lie will be exposed, and it is inevitable that he will be congratulated. Teacher Qingmei criticized him and told his parents.
If He Qingmei told Xu Yifan, Xu Jing would naturally not be afraid. Mr. Xu has always spoiled his granddaughter. Therefore, Xu Jing's parents have explained that once Xu Jing has something to do, ask Mr. He to call them directly. It sounds very unusual to cover for a boy who pretends to be sick. If it reaches Xu Jing's parents, Xu Jing can imagine how much trouble there is, so she is a little anxious at this moment.
What's more urgent is that Xu Jing suddenly remembered a major flaw when her classmates were noisy - Fan Fei did not make a good confession with him in advance, and did not say which leg he had broken or for what reason. Fan Fei once repeatedly stressed to Xu Jing that she can't tell teachers and classmates about the fight between him and the Luo family, so it is very difficult for Xu Jing to lie now. She has to make up a reason for the fall, and also to prevent Mr. He from asking which leg she broke, the degree of the injury, etc...
When the students were busy talking about each other just now, Xu Jing immediately thought of the word "confession" and quietly sent two short messages to Fan Fei in a row, reminding him to quickly pretend to be ill in the hospital and at the same time to have a pair of "confeseses" to him. As a result, Fan Fei has not replied to the text message. Xu Jing tried to dial Fan Fei's number again, but it turned out to turn off the phone, which made Xu Jing crazy.
Xu Jing remembered that Lv Heng might be with Fan Fei now, but although Lv Heng gave her a mobile phone number, she disdained to remember the number of the policeman staring at her at that time. Now it's too late to regret...
Fan Fei, you son of a bitch, turn it on! If you don't turn it on, I'll hang up... Xu Jing moaned without tears in her heart.
Just when Xu Jing fell into despair, He Qingmei also asked for the third time, "Xu Jing, how did Fan Fei fall? How serious is it?"
"This... I'm not sure. He just asked me to bring him a fake note." Xu Jing had no choice but to excuse her.
"Why do you take it instead of calling me in person to ask for leave?" He Qingmei asked doubtfully.
"I don't know either." Xu Jing lowered her head and replied.
"This guy...let's go." He Qingmei sighed and took Gu Tianxiang, Bing Feimo and Xu Jing out of the classroom.
After going downstairs, He Qingmei questioned Xu Jing in detail. Xu Jing pushed it out and said that she didn't know.
"Xu Jing, did you go to the hospital to see Fan Fei?" Gu Tianxiang suddenly interrupted.
"Uh... I've seen it." Xu Jing remembered that she had just explained Fan Fei's ward number, and also knew that Gu Tianxiang would definitely ask Fan Fei similar questions. She knew that she could not lie on this question. She wanted to cry for a moment and didn't cry. She hesitated for a while and admitted it.
"Since you have seen him, you don't know which leg he broke. Is it possible?" Gu Tianxiang smiled.
"He was covered with a quilt, and I didn't look carefully at that time..." Xu Jing replied bravely.
"Mr. He, I think we should invite Uncle Blow to have a look together and let him talk to the doctor to see if Fan Fei needs to take a break from school for three months." Gu Tianxiang smiled again and said to He Qingmei.
Uncle Gu Tianxiang said that he is a middle-aged doctor in the school clinic named Hu Hammer. He is 36 years old. He is pretentious and a little obscene. It is said that he usually solves the battle within five minutes when seeing a male student. If he is a female student, the diagnosis time is usually more than half an hour. If it is a beautiful female student, even if it is just a cold, Dr. Hu will definitely ask for a comprehensive and detailed general examination...
Hu Hammer is a typical obscene uncle, and he is also notorious in Wu Zhaoyi. Therefore, if ordinary female students have a fever, diarrhea and other diseases in class, they dare not go to him. They would rather pay for treatment outside the school clinic. However, it is said that Hu Chuan's medical skills are quite good, at least a little higher than that of the Mongolian doctor, and it is said that he is a relative of a school leader, so he has worked in the school infirmary for nearly ten years, from a young man to middle age, and has not been coaxed away by students.
Hu Chuan is very good at talking and bragging, so he also has the nicknames of "Hu bragging" and "Blowing Uncle".
After listening to Gu Tianxiang's words, He Qingmei immediately heard the mystery and immediately nodded and said quietly, "Bing Feimo, go and invite Uncle Blow."
"I'm not going." Bing Feimo shook his head and said lightly.
"Are you also afraid of him?" Gu Tianxiang took a look at Bing Feimo in surprise.
"He was afraid of me and hid as soon as he saw me." Bing Feimo said lightly.
"So... Tianxiang, go ahead, you're a man." He Qingmei obviously knew the "gossip" of Hu Hammer, so she said helplessly.
"I will never go." Gu Tianxiang shook his head resolutely, and then added three words, "Don't explain..."
He Qingmei looked at the pair of evils with tears and laughter, sighed and said, "Okay, let's invite this god together..."
"Mr. He, don't you dare to invite him alone?" Xu Jing opened her eyes wide in surprise.
"Well, how come? The doctor is an angel in white. You have to be polite to the angel. Let's go together..." He Qingmei said vaguely and took three students to the school infirmary to meet the obscene uncle.
Hu Hammer is a handsome old man with thick eyebrows, big eyes and a big nose and a big mouth. At this time, he was busy making a cup of wolfberry health tea for himself. When he saw He Qingmei and Xu Jing, his eyes immediately lit up, greeted him enthusiastically, and smiled, "Mr. He, what's wrong? Is your schoolgirl sick? Come on, come in, let me check it for her..."
Before he finished speaking, Hu Hammer saw Bing Feimo and Gu Tianxiang who came in later. He immediately suffocated with a smile, and then quickly put away his smile and said seriously, "Three people are sick? Is there an infectious disease in your class? Well... I need to go to the epidemic prevention station to find out the latest source of infection!"
Hu Hammer said and walked out quickly. He didn't dare to look at Bing Feimo again. The scene was a little strange for a while.
"Dr. Hu, it's like this. My student is not sick. I want you to go to the County People's Hospital to see my other student who is hospitalized..." He Qingmei stopped Hu Hammer and told the story.
"So that's it... Well, I'll go with you." Hu Chui suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, cleaned up hastily, closed the iron door of the school infirmary, and followed He Qingmei and the others out.
"Mr. He, what's the name of your hospitalized student? What's wrong with you?" As Hu Hammer walked, he lit a cigarette and asked.
"My name is Fan Fei. I heard that he broke his leg." He Qingmei replied.
"Fan Fei?" Hu Hammer suddenly frowned and stopped, with a rather strange look on his face.
"Dr. Hu, what's wrong with you?" He Qingmei asked strangely.
"Oh, nothing..." Hu Hammer quickly reacted and covered it up.
"Then why do you have this expression?" He Qingmei stared into Hu Hammer's eyes and asked doubtfully.
"Emoji?" Hu hammer rubbed his face and said with a wry smile, "What's wrong with my expression? Doesn't it look very melancholy?"
"It seems to be a little..." He Qingmei nodded.
"Depression is not my temperament, but my essence!" Hu Chuan suddenly smiled, spit out a smoke ring, and said leisurely, "I, a Bodhisattva, will be very worried about them when I hear that students break their legs or something..."
"Real? However... we have all heard that Uncle Blowing's essence is not melancholy, but obscene. Bing Feimo suddenly interrupted indifferently.
"Rumors are definitely rumors!" Hu Hammer immediately made a statement, and then quickly strode forward, trying to stay away from Bing Feimo.
Did this invincible blowing uncle also suffer losses under Bing Feimo's hands and even hit the wall?
He Qingmei looked at Hu Hammer's distant back, looked at Bing Feimo's expressionless face, and muttered in her heart.
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(The dragon set "Hu Hammer" provided by the book friend "Bing Ling Yumo" appeared... Er, the dragon set originally provided by this girl is called Hu Fu, which is really boring and shameless, so change the name, cough, first declare that the prototype is definitely not me, I am a pink and pure Zheng Tai Fu...)