28 Birds into the Forest
Liu Liwa faintly felt that the roaring voice was very familiar. Before he thought about it, he heard a loud crash, and the door was kicked open. Mr. Ye Zecong took the lead and rushed in murderously. Behind him was the hurried Shen Zuijin, Qin Waner, Meng Xinying, who stood at the door, and the one who didn't show up often, but his figure was plump. Wu Liniang, the boss's wife who will be unforgettable for life.
Such a luxurious team, under the leadership of Mr. Ye, came in a group and broke into the door to peek at Liu Liwa's shower!
The buddy stood in the basin eating fruit. The door was open, and the cool breeze blew, which just blew away the dense fog and exposed his master.
"Ah...ah...ah..."
Screaming several times in a row, as if it had been rehearsed, one after another, starting with Qin Waner, then Wu Liniang, Shen Zuijin, little Lori, and finally even the angry Mr. Ye shouted.
It's gone! Liu Li was shocked. Although he was not panicked, the body structure of human beings is the same. Men have a difference in length, and women have a difference in size. The only difference is the appearance of human beings. Therefore, in this case, as long as you cover your face and cover your eyes, the whole world has nothing to do with me in an instant!
Liu Liwa covered his face and heard a bang for a long time. He doubted whether these guys were from the Academy of Fine Arts and drew a portrait on himself before leaving. He quietly looked through his fingers. There was another person who stayed, but it was Mr. Ye. He would not have a hobby in this regard?
He smiled awkwardly and said, "Hey, Mr. Ye, I haven't seen you all night. You are so elegant!"
Mr. Ye's head is full of black lines. He hasn't seen him all night. In addition to going to the toilet to lose some weight, what else can he lose? Mr. Ye suddenly remembered that he was here to take revenge. He immediately stretched out a finger and pointed to him and said angrily, "You, you...he..."
He didn't say a complete word, and finally turned into a sigh. Liu Liwa was stunned and hurriedly asked, "Isn't the prince coming this early morning to discuss the experience of bathing with me?"
Mr. Ye rolled his eyes and said, "Who has time to watch you take a shower? I'm here to bother you, but now there's no need to 'look'."
"Huh? Why did you bother me? I asked myself that there was no wrongdoing with the prince, and didn't you go to the next county last night to find someone from the Zhao family to propose marriage? When Liu Li Wa said this, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. The daughter outside Zhao wanted to find a man with a "special" before she would marry. Mr. Ye, who was a simple house, immediately took his "special" with him. At this time, he rushed to find him angrily and desperately. Wouldn't it be that the "special" was cut by another girl?
As soon as Mr. Ye saw his expression, he knew his intention, but when he saw Liu Li Wa at this time, Mr. Ye could only sigh helplessly: "Last night, I went to see the daughter of the Zhao family overnight, but as soon as I said that my 'specialty' had time to appear, I was punched and kicked out by her, and I didn't say a word. I immediately thought you lied to me, so I came to settle accounts with you, but when I saw you at this time, I understood that I misunderstood you!"
Ah? Liu Li was shocked. Has my brother's character been so good? Does the villain take the initiative to put down the butcher's knife as long as he looks at himself? He didn't know why, and he didn't say anything. Mr. Ye stared down at Liu Li Wa's legs and sighed, "I finally know why the daughter of the Zhao family doesn't accept me, because my 'specialty' can't meet her requirements, and I'm not even as good as you!"
Liu Liwa quickly covered his 'specialty'. This thing should not have been published in the first place, especially in front of the same sex. It is too easy to make people feel inferior. However, Mr. Ye is really cute. He smiled and said, "There is a saying that one mountain is taller than one mountain, and one person is longer than one person. The prince is not too worried!"
"Oh, forget it, maybe the daughter of the Zhao family, I'm really not blessed!" Mr. Ye sighed heavily, wiped the back of his neck, and immediately took a cold breath. Liu Li Wei fixed his eyes and saw that Mr. Ye was still elegant last night. At this time, his bun was loose, his eyes were blue, his cheeks were swollen, and the scratches on his neck were still bleeding. Is this guy going to propose or to fight?
Liu Liwei put on a long shirt, walked out of the bucket, and covered his 'special', which made Mr. Ye feel more or less comfortable. Liu Liwa comforted and said, "Forget it, it's not that you can't get married, but the fate hasn't arrived yet. Mr. Ye, you are a talented person. Your father is an official in the court, and your family has thousands of money. With your configuration, why don't you have a wife? What's more, you shouldn't waste resources hanging from a tree. As the saying goes, when the bird is big, any forest dares to fly. With your big bird, isn't it more free to fly a few more forests?
What Liu Liwa said is obscure, but his eyes and expressions are very full and clear. However, Mr. Ye was not in the mood when he was just hit. He shook his head and said, "I'm not interested in these vulgar fans."
"Beauty can't be eaten as a meal!" Liu Liwa said casually, and Mr. Ye immediately stared his eyes. Liu Liwa quickly said, "Mr. Ye, don't be excited. I mean, even if the daughter of the Zhao family is peerless and immortalized, you are not a bridal chamber flower candle when you marry home. You can't really be a fairy, right? It doesn't have to be 'use'! Although the girl in our intoxicated building does not necessarily have the appearance of the daughter of the Zhao family, she always has a figure and a similar voice, right? The prince didn't find one. He didn't see his person in the dark room. He just listened to his voice, touched his shape, and used his person. If you think about the daughter of the Zhao family in your heart, it can also comfort your fragile heart!"
Liu Liwa's sensationalism also hit the frustrated man's mind. Women are the same when the light is turned off. Why hang herself on a tree? Although Liu Liwa himself does not understand it this way, he personally felt the woman after turning off the light. No matter how Hibiscus touches it, it is all Hibiscus. Yufeng's black and bright forehead turns off the light and can see more clearly.
Mr. Ye waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm not in the mood now. What's more, no one can replace the position of the daughter of the Zhao family in my heart. Even if the lamp is blown, no one can imitate her, especially the unique smell on her, which can fascinate me every time I smell it."
"What flavor?" Liu Li Wa is purely curious.
Mr. Ye immediately looked longing for it, with a little star in his eyes, and said, "I can't tell the specific taste. In short, it's a very strange taste. Someone once said that this taste is like the smell of a fox. I guess the daughter of the Zhao family is a fox spirit. Otherwise, how can it be so beautiful and tasteful? I think I'm fascinated by the fox spirit..."
The smell of a fox? A fascinating taste? Fox stink!? Liu Li Wa only felt that there was a burst of upturn in her stomach, and her admiration for Mr. Ye was like a surging river. Sure enough, the bird is big. Any forest dares to fly. There are still people who have this hobby! Liu Li Wa finally knows why the daughter of the Zhao family wants to find a man with a 'speciality'. It's better to have no sense of smell!
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Woo-hoo, I'm twenty-nine today, and I'll officially have three next year. The years are not spared... Today is my little brother's birthday, please, no gifts, red tickets, no cakes to collect...