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After a crackling sound, Liu Li Wa and the other two fell under the miracle. May I ask how the three of them are the opponents of the great masters of Buddhism and Taoism, magic and martial arts?
Fortunately, Liu Liwa lay down as soon as he saw the magic spell. Fortunately, the other party did not be cruel in the heart of Buddha's mercy. Liu Liwa was just kicked twice on his buttocks, and his wrist was twisted and the brooch was taken away, but the sick river and star shit were not so lucky. Obviously, they did not know the forbidden spell. Terrible, a handful of iron sand thrown by the man in black all hit his face, making his face look like acne.
Liu Liwa is very glad that she pretended to be dead in time and didn't fight hard with the other party. Thinking about it, she also knows that in this world, there are no twos and threes. Who dares to go to Liangshan and come out in the middle of the night to play heroes to save the beauty? He is not as rich and can act like Mr. Ye, that is, a man in black who practices magic and martial arts!
The two brothers were knocked down by the 'forbidden spell'. Liu Liwei lay on the ground and pretended to be dead. With the protection of the man in black, Miss Zhao also calmed down. She was not moved by the heroism of the man in black. At this time, she was more concerned about what the hooligan who grabbed her tits looked like. However, Miss Zhao was lingering and didn't come forward. Finally, the man in black came over and wanted to pull up Liu Liwa, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
Naturally, Liu Li Wa could not be seen by Miss Zhao's face, so at the moment when the man in black was about to take action, he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva until his throat was stuck and his stomach was full of acid.
'Sting...' A pungent smell of wine rushed out. Liu Liwa pretended to vomit. The man in black immediately stopped and dared not touch him. Miss Zhao also jumped aside for fear that he would spit himself. Liu Li Wa vomited twice and continued to lie down and pretend to be dead. The good man did not suffer losses in front of him!
Fortunately, not long after, Mr. Ye successfully settled the purple deaf and other three people, and pulled the happy third lady to dare to come. Seeing that Mr. Ye was stupid in this battle, he thought that Liu Liwa had directed the same drama for others, and Miss Zhao San suddenly saw the man in black was also a little excited, but just now because of Mr. Ye's excellent performance. Out, she has abandoned the hero in her heart and chose the hero that can be seen and touched.
Miss Zhao hurriedly pulled her sister and asked about it carefully. After learning that her sister was safe and sound and Mr. Ye bravely retreated from the enemy, she was relieved, but she was sad for a while. Today, she lost a lot, but she didn't dare to tell anyone.
Miss Zhao San had Mr. Ye as the god of protection. Naturally, she was not afraid of anything. At that time, she shouted that she wanted to step on Liu Liwa and others to vent his anger. The man in black persuaded him, "When will the injustice be reprieved?"
How much do you know about the past... Liu Liwei took a sentence in his heart and continued to pretend to be dead.
At the critical moment, Mr. Ye was still a little humane. He said that it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time and took the third sister away. Naturally, the eldest sister would follow up. After the man in black hall, no one could see who was in the dark, but Liu Liwa could hear the sound of footsteps and see the shadow, he was puzzled. Didn't he say that the man in black came and went like the wind? Why did you deal with the bad guys? Why didn't the unrestrained Yufeng leave? Or use a space magic to disappear without a trace, why did you go with the two girls instead?
I don't understand. In short, they left. The purple deaf and gray three people came back. Among them, A Man held a fire fold in his hand, and the dark alley suddenly lit up. All three of them were ragged and looked embarrassed, but there was no real scars. They were all senior good actors, and when the purple deaf three saw the sick river and the stars. When shit, he was shocked and asked excitedly, "Wow, you are too involved in acting. You must have got a lot of rewards, right?"
Sick river shouted and stood up, and pulled the iron sand from his face, as if it was inlaid into the meat. It was hot and painful: "There is no reward, I almost received the paper money!"
"Can't you?" Zi Deaf was very surprised. Each of the three of them took out a hundred taels of silver from their rags and wondered, "Just now, Mr. Ye just tore up our clothes and rewarded us with a hundred taels. The battle on your side is so fierce and miserable that it should not be less than two hundred taels, right?"
"There is no two hundred taels of silver, but two hundred taels of iron sand!" Xingshi got up and spit on the ground fiercely. Just now, he was caught off guard and was not only thrown all over his face, but also in his mouth.
Liu Liwa also recovered from the state of pretending to be dead. Looking at the miserable appearance of the sick river and star shit, her heart was lingering. Fortunately, she saw the machine quickly and pretended to be dead, otherwise she would not be better. Moreover, the magic curse of the man in black really left. These seemed to be small, but they could be embedded in people's faces when thrown out, although However, the wound is not deep, but it will also leave scars more or less, which is almost the same as disfigurement. Moreover, this is not a fire bullet. It depends on the strength of the wrist, which shows that the man in black is unfathomable, and pretending to be dead is right.
"Damn it, this bastard runs fast, otherwise I can't beat him!" Anyway, Liu Liwa is also the boss. The first time he led the team, he was repaired so badly. How can he fool around in the future? He shouted in the direction of the man in black, pretending to be B, and then began to summarize, "Listen, everyone. In the future, we will come out to do things again. Don't drink. Today, I have a stomachache because of drinking. The sour stomach is bloated, so that the guy just now took advantage of it. It's better not to let me meet him next time, otherwise I have to beat him to call me the fourth uncle!"
The remaining fighters are also smart people. Naturally, they will not expose Liu Li Wa. Instead, they hold their stinky feet and say, "That's natural. Our seventh brother is wise and extraordinary. May I ask the world, who dares to compete and command the world, and dare not obey!"
Huh? This sounds familiar, as if he once said that of Brother Chun or Zeng, right? These guys learn fast enough. However, the sick river and Xingshi were a little miserable. Liu Liwa said, "Ok, the three of you have received a reward, but we have suffered. We are all brothers who eat together. Do you have some blood? Take the two of you to see Langzhong first?"
"That's natural. We're going now, but where are you going, Brother Seven?" Zi Deaf agreed and supported the sick two people, but when he saw Liu Li Wa turn around, he couldn't help asking.
Liu Liwa walked towards the entrance of the alley and said loudly, "I'll find out about the situation of that guy just now. This revenge is not a gentleman. Sooner or later, I will kill him!"
"The seventh brother is powerful!"
In the exciting shouts of the remaining fighters, Liu Liwa walked out of the alley. The houses on both sides were hung with lanterns, which were bright. At this time, a man in black passed by Liu Liwa. He was so scared that he turned around and got back. He was careful. When he took a closer look, he found that he was just soy sauce.
Liu Li Wa can't stay in this place. Hurry up and retreat. Damn, people act as heroes to save beauty. The biggest mistake is that heroes usually meet real hooligans. How can fake hooligans meet real heroes today...