201 Those things in the fairyland

The immortal finally jumped out unwillingly. His analysis is undoubtedly the most reasonable explanation, and Xianzun has left. He is the authority here. Everyone has to listen to a few words casually, and at least he has to get the hard work.

Liu Liwa was relieved. He finally picked him out of what he said, otherwise everyone would chase him for 'holy water' every day and damage his prostate more!

Make sure that Liu Li Wa is not a fairy, and Wu Liniang is also bold and asks, "Liu Xiaoqi, think about it. Is there anything strange that has happened recently?"

"Strange thing?" Liu Liwei scratched his head, thought about it carefully, and said, "There's nothing strange. I just work, eat, sleep and meditate every day..."

"Concreting? Are you still meditated? The passing fairy asked in a hurry. Everyone also looked at him doubtfully.

Although Liu Liwa does not dare to pretend to be the immortal god king again, he can't act in vain. At least let people remember that I can't be easily. He said bluntly, "I have the habit of meditating since I was a child. One hour before going to bed every day, at first, I just self-cultivation, and gradually become three times a day, but recently For a period of time, every time I meditated, I would quickly enter a mysterious state, as if my soul was out of the body, and it was the same last night. My mind was empty, and I woke up here!"

Liu Liwa was talking nonsense, but scared the people around him to death. The funniest thing is that the fairy pretended not to understand and helped him analyze: "If I'm not right, you should be like the girl who is on the upper body of the demon fox. She is a psychic body, so that you can attract the upper body of the god king, or you yourself are the reincarnation of the immortal god king, in a certain Under special circumstances, it shows the true body of the previous life..."

The more he said, the more evil he became. The people around him were so frightened that Liu Liwei was embarrassed. Finally, the passing fairy summed up: "Gentlemen, the Tao is endless. Buddha has causal reincarnation, and there are gods when you raise your head three feet. Everyone should sincerely believe that the true gods are blessing us all the time!"

Everyone nodded together. In the face of the continuous miracles, it was difficult to believe or not. At this time, someone suddenly said, "By the way, just now Xianzun finally pointed out where we should go?"

Everyone suddenly remembered that although the fox demon had been eliminated, the epidemic was still spreading, and many people were still struggling seriously. Just now, everyone was crazy. They only wanted to beg Jindan Shengshui to live immortality, and did not pay attention to what the final decree of the immortal master was. Looking at their ears and scratching their cheeks one by one, Liu Liwa couldn't help saying: "The demon fox is a disaster, and the epidemic is spreading. If you want to recover, Dongcheng Medical House!"

"Yes, yes, that's... huh?"

Everyone looked at Liu Li Wa. Don't you remember anything? Liu Li Wei also panicked, pointed to his head and muttered, "I don't know what's going on. This sentence has been echoing in my mind..."

In the face of all kinds of miracles that are completely beyond cognition, people have been numb. Liu Liwa is a little abnormal and no one cares. At this time, he popped out again and said, "Dear benefactors, the 'Dongcheng Medical House' pointed out by Xianzun just now is run by poor disciples. You can follow me..."

Liu Liwei was secretly shocked. This guy is really insatiable. He wants to stick everything. What on earth does he want to do? Is Huang Bo your younger brother? Or is it a one-on-one fight together in the brothel?

What the matter, at the level of Liu Liwa, he doesn't pay attention to this level of magic stick at all.

Everyone gradually dispersed, and some of them were reluctant to leave. They were still willing to regard Liu Liwa as immortals, but he pretended to be stupid and played with amnesia, and they had no choice.

After the outsider left, the rest were all Zuixinlou's own people. Wu Liniang and others couldn't wait to dig up Liu Liwei and study it. Those girls were even more eager to jump on it. It seemed that the monster saw Tang Monk and was ready to use him first and then eat it!

But at this time, a faint blue flame suddenly appeared on Liu Liwa's fingertips. He pretended to be scared and screamed, and the others were scattered as birds and beasts at the first time, and the sequelae of the immortal's upper body were also terrible.

After they all left, Liu Liwa quickly lay down by the well, pulled out his coat, and washed his hands. The ignition point of white phosphorus was too low and too dangerous.

Qin Waner untied the rope on Liu Yun's body, and the little Loli walked to Liu Li Wa tremblingly. The sweet Loli voice can always fascinate Liu Li Wa: "Brother Liu, are you really a reincarnation of an immortal?"

Liu Liwa washed his hands and turned around. Xiao Loli's eyes flashed, all of the little stars she worshipped. Qin Waner held Liu Yun's two beautiful eyes and looked at her, one was colorful and the other was affectionate. Standing together is a fish and a bear's paw. Ordinary people can't have both, but what if it is the reincarnation of immortals?

Liu Liwa smiled evilly and got up and said to the little Lori, "Yes, I am the reincarnation of a fairy."

The three women were shocked. Although Liu Yun knew some inside stories, all kinds of 'm miracles' were in front of her just now, which made her confused. Qin Wan'er was even more scared. Is he an immortal? Is it really a fairy? No wonder it's so 'mighty'!

"Shh..." Liu Liwa motioned them not to say here. The wall had ears. The three returned to their small world and closed the doors and windows. Little Loli couldn't help pulling Liu Liwa and said, "Brother Liu, tell me quickly. Is the fairyland fun? What do the immortals do every day?

Liu Liwa quietly glanced at Qin Waner and Liu Yun, and the two women were also concentrating and curious. Liu Liwai cleared his throat and immediately shook his head and said, "When it comes to life in the fairyland, it's really colorful. Every day, fairies bathe in the Tianhe River. Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of Tianhe River, often peeks with three eyes and two gods. Sometimes in order to drink Wu Gang's osmanthus wine, he also calls him to watch it together. Wu Gang naturally knows how to return the peach. Li also often invites Marshal Tianpeng and Erlang Shen to the Moon Palace to see Chang'e Guanghan's solo dance, which shows the unity and friendship of the fairyland. In addition, in the fairy world, the immortals' pursuit of love and happiness is also very enthusiastic. For example, the Jade Emperor, in addition to the Queen Mother, is a confidant with the Hundred Flower Fairy and has an ambiguous relationship with the Rainbow Fairy. Someone once saw him steal into the Guanghan Palace and did not come out all night.

Qin Wan'er jumped out with a black line and said, "Are you talking about the Jade Emperor or a hooligan?"

"Bold!" Liu Liwa was furious: "How dare you slander His Majesty the Jade Emperor. His Majesty the Great Jade Emperor is the supreme leader of the fairyland and the founder of the popular polygamy system. He has also made outstanding contributions and played an example in raising mistresses, especially the stories that he and Chang'e'e's sister have to tell, and has been rated as the most influential in the immortals of 50,000 years. Love story. Under the leadership of the great Jade Emperor, the fairyland is filled with a warm and peaceful atmosphere. Every male fairy has three wives and four concubines. Every fairy is willing, willing to take care of her husbands and children, and sisters on blind dates. There is no jealousy, no intrigue, which has greatly strengthened the unity of the fairyland. Recently, His Majesty of the Jade Emperor is even more Put forward the slogan 'A family in the fairyland, the hearts of immortals, as long as we give love, the fairyland will be warmer', which has taken a solid step towards the great rejuvenation of the oriental fairyland!"