470 Hu Blowing
In fact, this pick- up girl is the same as looking for a job interview, and they all have to chat.
In this year, I didn't boast about several years of work experience, applied for a few fake award certificates, forged a few certificates of proof, and even the interview was not visible to the human resources manager.
In this year, there is no girl, no real money, and the second generation can't blow it out, but it can blow out that promising young people come. What dreams, ambitions, lofty goals are not all said in their mouths, and there are a few people who can achieve it, but it is really a powerful weapon when taking a sister.
Liu Liwa was surrounded by a lot of widows, asking questions. They really regarded Liu Liwa as the only hope to save them from the fire pit, so they were eager to know his situation and see if it was worth their investment.
Liu Li Wa has not figured out the situation yet, and he is still wanted outside, and the secret pursuit order is still going on. Therefore, he does not dare to act rashly for the time being. It is the safest and safest way to hide in this widow fishing village like a paradise.
If possible, he is also willing to help these poor women. Although they are now paying attention to him with a purpose, they also enjoy it.
In order to trust these women, Liu Li Wa began to talk nonsense: "In fact, speaking of me, Liu Xiaoqi, who is also a well-known talent in Linyu County. I once heard that when I was about to be born, five-color auspicious clouds suddenly appeared in the blue sky, and the auspicious clouds formed the golden dragon and the phoenix. Shenma and other auspicious beasts, the sun emitted a thousand times more blazing light than usual, directly shining on my home. At the moment of my birth, the light quickly dimmed, and crystal raindrops fell from the auspicious clouds, as if they were spewing out of the dragon's mouth, as if the real dragon was bathing for me, the phoenix hissing as if singing for me, and the divine horse was crazy. It seems to be to smooth the way forward for me. In such a vision of heaven and earth, I was born. After that, the first one who was fascinated by my demeanor was the midwife. The midwife had never seen such a romantic and handsome man in her life. The midwife immediately bit her finger and wrote with blood the infinite words of regret, 'I gave birth to you, and you gave birth to me I am old', from I didn't marry for the rest of my life, and I ended up depressed. Since the day I was born, a vision fell from the sky, and I took the initiative. I am not an ordinary person. I can read thousands of words at the age of one. At the age of two, I am familiar with four books and five scriptures. At the age of three, I can recite poems and make them right. At the age of five, I can become dirty. At the age of eight, I cherish the world. At the age of nine, I raised my ambition to save the world. At the age of twelve, I participated in the first martial arts conference in the world. Ten At the age of three, he opened the kaleidoscope blood wheel eye, and at the age of 17, he embarked on the great voyage to find a new world.
Although these widows do not know where the world's first martial arts conference and the great route are, it does not affect their respect. Even if these are all fake, Liu Liwa's eloquence and ability to brag are also admirable.
What's more, these generations have lived by the seaside, looking up at the men, looking down at the fishing nets, making fish soup during the day, and the soup at night. The biggest person they have seen in their lives may be the village head. The most educated person they have met is the blind fortune-telling at the entrance of the village. The biggest official they know is the county magist. The biggest genius mentioned is the three-year-old child who can call his parents, so please pay more attention to the people in remote mountainous areas. Even if you come to brag with them, you can increase your knowledge!
Next, Liu Liwa raised the token in his hand and deliberately lowered his voice to talk about the power and origin of the token: "Don't underestimate this small bronze medal. It is the symbol of the largest department of power in Dongning, representing the identity of the Royal Guard and directly talking about the emperor. Yes, the person who gave me this token at the third level of the official university has a prominent status in the palace. He is a popular person around the emperor. He once helped the princess find a cat, helped the emperor pour urine, pricked the eunuch, and introduced the object to the maid of honor..."
A group of women are intoxicated and convinced. This also depends on the vividness and easy-to-to-recept nature of Liu Liwa's examples. These stay-home women, what do you say to them about the country and the world and the bloody battle against the rebels? It's strange that they have to understand it. They pour the urine basin and brush the toilet every day. In their understanding, this kind of filth is Only the closest people can do the work of extreme privacy, so the person who has guided the emperor's urine basin must be the closest person around the emperor.
The more the girls listen, the more addicted they are. The more Liu Li Wa talks, the more energetic they are. He himself is a rare genius in a thousand years. With the support of the red people around the emperor, his natural future is boundless. What do you say? In the future, you will have at least be an official worship of seven grades. Compared with the master of Zhixian County, there is a thousand hectares of good land, a little more than their whole village, and you can marry three. There are eighteen prescriptions for wives and four concubines, and the number of people is exactly one more than all the women here...
It is also the first time for such a targeted bragging leg Liu Liwa. It is also difficult for him. It needs accurate grasp, superb language art, and performance talent. The bragging leg also needs strong technicality. It is not for anyone to drink some wine. If you want to brag, you can brag. After blowing, you have to believe it. After that, you can take advantage of yourself...
Well, if you brag just to take advantage of it, it's not bragging but fraud.Liu Li Wa's mouth foamed and talked endlessly. The women listened intoxicatedly and completely regarded him as a fighter among men. They couldn't wait to follow him now. And Alan has never appeared since he hurriedly entered the door after picking the fishing net. Liu Liwei was curious and kept looking at her hut. I have never seen her.
Time passed quickly in the bragging legs. When the girls were listening to it, some men appeared again in a boat. They came to pick up the fish, shrimps and crabs that were brought up today. The girls picked them off and divided them into different categories. They took a boat out of the village to sell them, sold silver for some rice flour oil and cloth. They were down-to-earth. Work hard to maintain the most basic life.
Every time they come, the girls are extremely enthusiastic. They personally help them bring fish and shrimps to the boat and put electricity on them. They want them to go to the market to buy some rouge gouache. Of course, they don't want to be greedy for rouge gouache. They just want to see who is going to buy it for them, which means that they also have a heart for them.
It's a pity that every time there are men who agree under their enthusiasm and earnest pleas, but when they come back, they come back with empty hands. Some are pure-heartedly teasing them and want to take advantage of them, while others sincerely want to get close to them, but they are stopped by other companions who firmly believe that they are broom stars.
However, even so, whenever they come, these women are not tired of being extremely enthusiastic about them. They just want their sincerity in exchange for your smile. However, today, women are abnormal, not to mention hospitality, they don't even look at them, especially when they see the girls around Liu Liwa. This makes men feel very uncomfortable. Even if they don't want what they don't want, they can't take advantage of outsiders, especially widows.