Killing Eight Wastes

Chapter 84 Long Pee in the Sky

Over the night, the weather changed sharply.

The sandstorm started in the morning and did not stop until noon. The whole desert was shrouded in yellow sand, and even the sky was yellow.

Lai Liu sat in the front of the car and struggled to drive the carriage. The carriage creaked and moved very slowly.

Lu Feng pushed the cart behind the carriage. He willingly pushed the cart. The cart was also a kind of exercise for his physique, and he didn't care. Lai Liu said that his psychology was a little distorted. He thinks so, because no matter what he does, he can't forget to practice, and even regards torture as a kind of training.

He pushed the car all day. In addition to eating and drinking water, he was pushing the cart.

The sandstorm scraped to dusk, and not only did it not stop, but it was getting bigger and bigger. Lai Liu rushed the carriage to a sign and jumped off the carriage and said, "I can't make it. Tonight... Bah, ah~" He poured a mouthful of gravel. He spit a few times before wiping his mouth and said, "I have to rest tonight."

Lu Feng withdrew his hands on the carriage, shook his sore shoulders, straightened his waist, and looked up at the dusty desert. The wind and sand came, and the gravel hit his helmet and jingled. Lai Liu touched the face that was a little painfully beaten by the gravel, envied Lu Feng's helmet, and said, "Why is your helmet so ugly? Can you wear it? I'll try it." Lu Feng took it down and handed it over and said, "Take it."

Lai Liu put it on his head and smiled, "It's okay. I can wear it."

Lu Feng didn't care. He felt that the gravel hit his face, which was also a kind of refinement of skin.

"Okay, let's take a break tonight."

He looked for a while and took out a few ropes and wooden stakes to fix the carriage.

Fixed the carriage, fed the horse, and got into the carriage to eat meat and drink with Lai Liu.

Yiyi smelled the smell of wine and meat and poked out her little head from Lu Feng's arms. Lu Feng pulled off a piece of beef and put it on the table. Yiyi rushed up and nibbled it. Lu Feng waited for it to finish eating and asked, "Do you still drink?" Yiyi tilted her head and crawled to the wine pot. Lu Feng closed the wine pot and said, "Do you really drink?" Yiyi nodded, and Lu Feng shook his head and said, "I can't drink." Lai Liu grabbed the wine pot from Lu Feng's hand, stood on the table, and waved to Yiyi, "Come on, Yiyi." Yiyi twisted her head and looked at Lu Feng, as if asking for advice. Lu Feng thought that it would be drunk at most, and it didn't matter, so she said, "Drink it if you can."

He twisted his body, hissed the tip of his tongue, and plunged his head into the wine pot.

Lai Liuqi said, "Oh, do you really drink?"

Lu Feng said, "Do you think?"

Yiyi fell in love with wine.

This time, it didn't feel dizzy. After drinking for a while, it staggered out of the wine pot and couldn't help sticking out its tongue. Lu Feng stretched out his palm, and he stretched out his body and wrapped around his master's wrist.

Lai Liu saw that Yiyi was very understanding and smart, so he asked, "Yiyi is a little interesting. I don't know what qualifications it is?" Lu Feng stroked Yiyi's head and said, "I don't know." Lai Liu smiled and said, "I don't know? Oh, Yiyi won't be a pet. Are you embarrassed to say it? Lu Feng shook his head and said, "I really don't know, because I can't feel its intelligence."

The qualification of the wizard's summoning beast is divided according to the spiritual value of the summoning beast. Wisdom is pet qualification under 10, ordinary qualification between 20 and 30, elite qualification between 30 and 50, king qualification between 50 and 70, mythical beast qualification between 70 and 100, and supreme mythical beast qualification above 100.

When summoning the summoning beast for the first time, the wizard can clearly perceive the intelligence of the summoning beast, so as to judge the qualification of the summoning beast. Lu Feng said that he didn't know Yiyi's wisdom, but he couldn't feel it. Every time he tried to sense it, he could only feel a fog, and there was no numerical intelligence value, which he was also puzzled about this.

Lai Liu believed that Lu Feng was telling the truth, but there was no reason for the truth, and he couldn't figure it out.

Lu Feng's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Come with me." He reached out and lifted the mantle and went straight out of the carriage.

The sand poured into the carriage, and Lai Liu narrowed his eyes and said, "What are you crazy about?"

Lu Feng had stepped into the sandstorm and didn't hear what he was saying at all, so he had to jump off the carriage.

The night has come, but the sandstorm is blowing more and more fiercely. The wind is screaming, and the sand and dust are rising all over the earth. At this time, the sky and the earth are completely unclear, only yellow sand.

Lu Feng stood in the wind and sand, like a stone sculpture. No matter where the wind and sand swept, he remained motionless. Lai Liu ran to him and shouted, "What the hell?" The sound is very loud, but it is as thin as a mosquito in Lu Feng's ears. The wind is too strong. Lu Feng raised his right hand wrapped around Yiyi and said, "I have made two moves with Yiyi." Lai Liu laughed and ate a mouthful of yellow sand with a smile. He vomited a few times, covered his mouth and smiled, "With it? Isn't it funny? What kind of cultivation does it have? Will it attack people?

Yiyi has not yet formed a fight, which Lu Feng knows. As for whether there is attack power or how to attack people, he also wants to know, so he came up with this method. He raised his right hand in front of him and said, "Yiyi, attack him."

Yiyi stared at Lu Feng, his eyes turned dripping, and then turned around and looked at Lai Liu.

Lai Liu jumped away a few steps. Although Yiyi is a small snake a foot long, it is very strange. The ghost knows whether it is highly poisonous. If it is bitten and dies like this, it will be very aggrieved. Lu Feng wanted to take him as an experiment, but he had to continue carefully. He must not be careless to lose Jingzhou. The boat overturned in the sewer and fell a laughing stock.

He put on a posture, waved to Yiyi and motioned him to launch an attack. Unexpectedly, Yiyi shook twice, slipped into Lu Feng's arms, and then poked out his little head and looked carefully.

Lai Liu was stunned and immediately became happy. He walked to Lu Feng and said, "Are you sure it is your original summoning beast? As far as I know, the summoning beast is absolutely subject to the master's order. Lu Feng laughed and said, "You are talking about retarded. Just avoid fighting, and I am sure that its intelligence is absolutely not low. Come on, Yiyi won't fight with you, I'll fight with you."

"Bor~"

The iron knife has come out of its sheath and is cut off to Lai Liu's neck.

Lai Liu dodged on his back and jumped away and said, "Crazy, look at this day. I'm going back to sleep. I don't have time to go crazy with you." With that, he turned around and ran to the carriage. Lu Feng stood in front of him and said, "The worse the weather is, the more suitable it is to refine the body. Come on."

His two knives were cut very fast, and the shadow of the knife was mixed with the rampant sand and dust. Lai Liu's vision was blocked and flashed to the right on the left side, which could not be avoided. Lu Feng really looked like a madman. He laughed twice, received a big knife, and poked it out repeatedly. Lai Liu knew that it was impossible not to fight. At that moment, he drew his short sword and raised it, and the blade separated the blade. Lu Feng shouted well, soared into the air and cut down with a knife. Lai Liu's short sword picked up on the sand, lifted a touch of dust, and hit Lu Feng who split straight down. At the same time, he held the blade with his sword. Lu Feng cursed despicably, spit out force, pressed down with a big knife, and immediately pressed the short sword down and almost cut off Lai Liu's left shoulder. Lai Liu shouted at your mother, pulled out the dagger with his left hand, and quietly poked Lu Feng's belly.

Lu Feng was in mid-air. When he saw the dagger poke, he wanted to dodge, but there was nowhere to borrow. Lai Liu's dagger was stabbing very fast, and he only heard a "ding" poke on his chest. Lu Feng was secretly happy: "Thanks to the chest armor." He fell down and kicked out with a big foot. Lai Liu had no time to avoid and was directly kicked over.

Lu Feng stood and said, "You don't have to fight. You are not my opponent."

Lai Liu got up and said, "Not necessarily." The sword stabbed again, Lu Feng greeted him, and the two jingled and dismantled dozens of moves in a blink of an eye.

Lu Feng's war spirit was all stimulated, shrouded by the war spirit with the light of the moon, and his whole body looked like a yellow fog jumping. Lai Liu also tried his best to welcome him.

The two were fighting prosily. Suddenly, they heard the horses hissing. They looked sideways and saw that the carriage firmly fixed by them was actually hung off the rope by the sandstorm and turned to the ground. They stopped fighting and rushed to lift the carriage.

The sand was too big. Lu Feng held the carriage on his back and grabbed the carriage with both hands and couldn't lift it with all his strength. Lai Liu put down the rope in his hand to help. Then he lifted the carriage a little. But at this time, another strong wind blew, and the carriage directly crushed them to the ground.

"Fuck, I don't believe it." Lu Feng got on fire and got up from the ground. As soon as the spirit of war urged, he went to carry the carriage again.

"Stop~" Lai Liu pointed to the left front and shouted, "It seems to be a tornado. Shit, it's coming this way."

Lu Feng fixed his eyes and saw a yellow dragon spinning rapidly towards this side.

"It's really a tornado. Shit, let's go." He ran to the horse, which had already screamed, cut off the reins with a knife, turned over and said, "Quick." With his legs clamped, he drove the horse away.

"Drive~" Lai Liu followed and urged the horse to shout, "Your mother, what will you do without the carriage?"

"Wang~"

The strong wind behind them ran back and looked back. They saw that the yellow dragon had swept the place where they had just stood, and the carriage was directly swept into the sky.

"Law~"

Lu Feng grabbed the reins and got off the horse and said, "It's so close. We have to find a way. The wind and sand are too big that the horse can't stand it."

Lai Liu looked around and saw a vast expanse of yellow, and he couldn't even see a sand dune. He couldn't help scolding, "Fuck my back, I suddenly had the impulse to fuck the sky." With that, he suddenly felt urinating and directly took out the water dissipation tool and peed into the sky. At this time, the wind suddenly reversed, and a touch of urine water was directly blown back and spilled his face. He only felt that his face was wet. He subconsciously reached out and wiped his hand, smelled a coquettish smell, and now he looked up to the sky and scolded.

Suddenly, a black spot appeared in his sight, which was rapidly inserting down from the air. He thought he had read it wrong, rubbed his eyes hard, and saw that the black spot had become a huge thing and quickly pressed down. He was stupid for a moment, forgot to lift his trousers, and stood stupidly.

"Flash."

Lu Feng shouted, patted his right palm fiercely on the buttocks of the two horses and scared the horse away. At the same time, his body flashed, and his palms were pressed on Lai Liu's back and pushed Lai Liu far away. At this time, the huge thing in the air hit down with a "bang".

The sand and dust rise several lengths, and the momentum is no less than the sudden collapse of a dozens of-story building.

"ka, bang"

The sound of explosion and the sound of countless things breaking.

Several sparks flashed, "boom", and the flames suddenly rose high.

Lai Liu got up from the ground, stupidly stuffed his peeing thing into his crotch, and suddenly rushed to the burning pile of things and shouted, "Lu Feng, you are a big fool. You're going to die and save the horse. Fuck, come out."

"Cough, cough"

With two coughs, several boards flew away, and a figure flashed out of the flames.

Looking at this figure, Lai Liu's footsteps suddenly stopped.

The figure is not Lu Feng, but a slender pink figure.