Chapter 1 Time Travel and Rebirth
Chapter 1 Time Travel and Rebirth
muddle-headed, Li Hua felt as if he had lost all his consciousness, leaving only a trace of consciousness.
I don't know how long it took like this, and Li Hua began to gradually become aware. I feel warm and comfortable as if I were immersed in a hot spring. However, at this time, Li Hua does not seem to have the ability to think, but just passively feels everything around him. Dark, narrow and warm.
Suddenly, there was a rolling and squeezing around. Li Hua felt as if he had been electrocuted. In an instant, all consciousness recovered and all perceptions recovered.
What's going on? Where is this? Li Hua, who regained consciousness, tried his best to recall. He remembered that he was unconscious by the jade pendant when he was attacked by the three people in black. Li Hua vaguely remembered that he was seeded by the thunder that fell from the sky at the moment when he lost consciousness. Then, Li Hua tried his best to recall the plot, but the answer was still, and then there was no more.
At the moment when Li Hua thought, Li Hua felt as if he had been picked up, and it seemed that his eyes were no longer dark, but white. Li Hua tried his best to open his eyes, but it took a lot of effort to open them. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was scared. Li Hua looked around at the shabby thatched hut, and he was being held by a fat woman dressed in ancient costume.
Li Hua, who has read so many YY novels, instantly understood that he was traveling and reborn and came to a new world.
"Congratulations, Li Xianggong, you are a man with a handle!" A sharp and harsh voice became the first sentence Li Hua heard when he came to this new world.
Li Hua listened to this harsh voice and thought to himself, fortunately, this fat woman is just a midwife. If it were my mother, the genetic gene would not be much better. In the future, she will probably grow up.
After the voice of the midwife spread, Li Hua saw that the door of the broken thatched house was suddenly pushed open and hurried in a handsome young man dressed in a white scholar costume. Seeing this teenager, Li Hua guessed that he was the father of his life. Why don't people in this world know family planning? They have to get married late and have children late, according to the national policy! How could he be a father so early? Poor Li Hua was 23 years old in his last life. Now he is not used to calling a 16 or 17-year-old father.
The teenager staggered after pushing the door and almost fell down. Li Hua was almost scared in the arms of the fat woman. He said to himself, "Father, take it easy. I was an orphan in my last life, and I don't want to lose my father as soon as I was born.
Three steps and two steps came to the fat man, and the teenager took Li Hua in the matchmaker's arms. He was anxious and held the wrong posture. He just grabbed Li Hua's package, which made Li Hua's young body feel very stressful.
"This is my son! I'm a father, I'm a father!" As soon as the teenager hugged Li Hua, he couldn't put it down as if he were holding some rare treasure, and said, "Son! He is really handsome. This eyebrow and mouth are very similar to me. You are the best 'Huazhang' in my life, just call me Li Hua!"
What? My father's name is Li Bai? Li Hua was deeply shocked at this moment and said, can he travel to the Tang Dynasty? And he became the son of the poet Li Taibai, who wrote the Chinese immortal children's song "The moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai's sleep!" Oh no, "The moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground." Oh, no, is the son of the poet Li Taibai who wrote the "moonlight in front of the window, suspected to be frost on the ground"?
"Dad, are you really a poet Li Bai?" Li Hua didn't care whether his words would be regarded as a monster by this group of people. He wanted to say this sentence, but the result was not this sentence, but a voice "Wow! Wow! Wow! Yay! "Oh!" The baby's voice. Li Hua sighed in his heart: It seems that this physical and hardware conditions do not allow it. No matter how good the sound is, it can't come out!!
"Aunuch Liu, what's wrong with my son?" Li Bai hugged Li Hua and saw him winking at him and shouting, as if he was saying something rigidly. He couldn't help but be a little scared. He was only 16 or 17 years old. He was his first father and had no experience, so he could only ask the fat woman who gave birth.
"Let me see!" The fat woman took over little Li Hua from Li Bai's hand. At this time, Li Hua couldn't say anything and couldn't afford to be angry. He could only look at the fat woman with a very contempt and unhappy expression.
The fat woman felt strange when he saw it, but she couldn't tell what was strange. It's really strange to think that Li Hua has cut his navel since he was born and hasn't cried yet.
Originally, according to her years of experience, children cried as soon as they came out of their mother's body. The only situation that doesn't cry is that the child is silent during the birth. In this situation, if you don't let the child cry quickly, the child may suffocate and died. Usually, when the child is closed, the stable mother-in-law will pat the child's delicate fart hard, and then the child will cry loudly.
But now, Xiao Li Hua is still staring at her, which is obviously not a closed situation. But the fat woman doesn't care. In her Aunt Li's midwifery dictionary, there is no reason why a child is born without crying. Without saying a word, he raised his fat slap and threw it on Li Hua's "virgin" ass.
"Wow! Wow! Wow! ......”
Li Hua has just begun his life and has been hit so hard that no matter how strong he is, he can't help crying.
The fat woman was satisfied to hear such a loud cry. Shaking her fat body, holding Xiao Li Hua, who was still shocked by her "**wei", came to the broken bed and bent down so that the ** mother could see Xiao Li Hua.
"Li's wife, look, this is your baby!" The fat woman invited credit with a smile and said to **'s Li, "Look, it's still with a handle!" With that, she also played a part of Xiao Lihua, as if everything was her credit.
After being hit by her, Xiao Li Hua cried even more and said aggrievedly. As soon as he was born, the first time in front and back was gone, and he still gave it to this disgusting fat woman.
Hearing Xiao Li Hua's tragic crying, ** Li was really distressed. The child is a piece of meat that fell from her body. The so-called mother and son are connected. Hearing the child's crying, the mother is naturally worried.
"Come on, give me a hug!" Li leaned against the head of the bed with his weak body and took Xiao Li Hua from her mother-in-law's hand. While gently patting Xiao Li Hua's small body, he hummed, "Baoer, don't cry! Baby, don't cry!"
Li's hoarse but infinitely warm voice came to little Li Hua's ears, making Li Hua feel really comfortable and warm. In his last life, Li Hua was an orphan and had never seen so-called parents. The dean of the orphanage said that Li Hua was found at the door of the orphanage in a cold winter. At that time, Li Hua was less than one year old, with only a thin layer of clothes wrapped around him and trembling.
Thinking of the days when there was no love from parents in the orphanage and the days when a person came out of the orphanage to go to college on his own efforts, Li Hua's heart was full of acid. It turned out that those hard years that Li Hua thought had passed long ago were deeply branded in his memory.
I don't know if it was after his body became a baby, Li Hua even became tender. Hearing Li's motherly humming, he smiled happily and smiled so cutely. Everyone knows that newborn animals are the cutest. Of course, babies are no exception. They are pink and tender, which makes people want to kiss at a glance.
Li Shi saw that Xiao Li Hua burst into tears and smiled in his arms. He smiled so cutely and full of satisfaction, and his maternal love was even more overflowing. He stuffed the mouth of Xiao Li Hua, who was giggling, into his chest and breastfed Xiao Li Hua.
Li Hua is really hungry now. It feels like he hasn't eaten anything in his life. As the saying goes, "If you have milk, you are a mother." What's more, now this is really your own mother. Naturally, Li Hua is not polite and sucked it.