Summary of the [life] of the Dragon Nine

When I was still writing the third volume, I said that I would make a summary after the story of the Dragon Nine Sons. After all, these mythical beasts are not as well-known as Fuxi Nuwa and Chang'e Houyi, especially their names (banging the table) are too difficult to remember!

[Prisoner cow (qiu2niu2)]

The boss likes the rhythm and often appears on the instrument.

There is a tough man's face, but he has a ** affectionate heart; in the house without a father, the eldest brother will say whatever I say, even if he is disobedient, even his own brother will be beaten; the person I love, whatever you say, the person I don't love, what do you say is; after singing love songs for 3,000 years, I finally found that the object is a The deaf man is so tired that he won't love again. It's hard to fall in love at first sight, prisoner)

【ya2zi1】

The second brother, bloodthirsty and aggressive, often appears on weapons.

Pure men, you won't lose to anyone except for the gluttonous fight. Is there anything wrong with calculating? If you want to take advantage of me, go and get the bento now. It's polite to eat only your meat [vertical and horizontal] ball. Do you think the mythical beast can also ride casually? It's so easy to fall in love with a woman and finally follow. My ex-husband left, leave me alone and let me calm down for a while. The beauty of adults is the demeanor of a gentleman.

[chao2feng1]

The third brother, guarding the house and suppressing evil, mostly appears on the eaves.

Organ? Civil engineering? It's all trivial, but in fact, what I'm best at is still changing my face. I've pretended to be so many people but I've never been seen through. Every year, the Oscars should be awarded to me, right? It's not because you're too ugly, but because you can't be fool your friends and wives. I think I've cheated others, but the person who has been cheated is actually yourself. It's a good brother for a lifetime. Brother QAQ. ( Finally, you can be yourself, mocking style)

[Pu2lao2)】

Lao Si, sounding like a bell, mostly appears on the bell.

The sentence I've heard the most since I was a child is "Can you shut up?" Is it my fault that your eardrum is too fragile? A bunch of useless wastes asked them to rob the grave and buried themselves in the pit; when they met two beautiful women on a business trip, they really had meat to eat with Nuwa - hey, my wife, what I really like is you. How can I explain if you close your eyes? ( Let's write with a pen next time, Pu Lao)

[suan1ni2)

Lao Wu, Xijing Aixiang, often appears on the incense burner.

The beauty of life lies in stillness. Don't look at the turtle. There are not only two-sided crows in the world who like spices. As long as they are good at craftsmanship, it is not impossible to smell cakes to satisfy their hunger. It is not economical to buy revenge, and split personality is called fat water that does not flow to other people's fields. The end of my wife's youth forever is even if it gathers all the cuckolds in the world, I I don't believe in love anymore. Let's go to see a psychologist first.

[ba4xia4】

Lao Liu, knives and guns are invulnerable and mostly appear under the stone tablet.

Grandpa, I am a bully. I was born with steel and iron bone skin. Even if you want **, there is no problem. Who dares to laugh at my short and short hair? I don't know that concentrated is the essence? It's not my fault when the voice is male and female. You have to distinguish clearly that anger and popularity are two concepts. During the melee, I was sprinkled with lime powder on my face, and I can't see Mr. Cang for three months! ( Forced to fly away, domineering)

【bi an（bi4an4】

Lao Qi, fair and just, mostly appears in the prison door.

It's not surprising that immortality is not old. I go back once every 100 years and pretend to be young [vertical and horizontal]. There is no pressure to act cute teeth. There will always be only one truth. If you don't confess, I will report to your wife about your girl's fart when you were a child. My brother's difficulties are my difficulties, my difficulties... I will solve them myself. That's fine; you mortals will not understand the mood of being called brothers by your own grandson. ( It's also troublesome to be different,

[negative (fu4xi4)]

Lao Ba likes calligraphy and often appears on inscriptions.

Others say that I am a genius, but in fact, I am just a handyman in Langya Palace; my sister is still spoiled when she is lazy every day. Why am I carrying forward my teacher but suspected of plotting? I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm afraid of stabbing your teammates in the back. I really don't plan to rob women with your master! I almost strangled my future wife with my own hands. I'd better kneel down on the cactus. ( Use the rest of your life to pay it back, negative)

[Kiss (chi1wen3)]

Lao Jiu, the rain put out the fire and mostly appeared on the roof.

The appearance is pure, and the heart is lacking. It is also the humanoid weapon that can burn the three emperors and five emperors by opening their mouths. Eight brothers are not as good as a mother, inserting knives for brothers' ribs and two brothers for mothers. Is it strange for everyone who comes to Taihao Palace to peek at me and sleep on your majesty's thighs? I finished the work of Xing Tiannu's hard work for thousands of years in one minute. I am a red scarf, and I have a deep knowledge of merit and fame. ( Sure enough, you can't judge people by their appearance, kiss)