Thousands of miles of Chanjuan

Tang Xiaotang covered his ears and roared back: "How could I know! I'm not the only one who raises rabbits in the world! What tape do you want, transparent tape or medical tape? I'll stick your mouth up!"

The first martial arts suffered unspeakably in the middle, and quickly waved his hand to make both of them stop for a while: "Now the situation is obvious. This brother is really not looking for Miss Xiaotang."

"How do you know it's not?" Zhujin is still angry.

"Well, isn't that clear yet? If he is looking for Miss Xiaotang, isn't the white rabbit Lord Zhujin yourself? Even if Miss Xiaotang doesn't remember this, what about yourself?

Zhujin was stunned, really, damn, she was so angry that she even forgot this.

"Anyway, it's not Xiaotang," Situ Yan clapped her hands. "Does she have any other characteristics except holding the rabbit? For example, did she say her full name, which is called Xiaoxiang?"

The big man nodded: "Just call Xiaoxiang."

Situ Yan asked again, "Then where did she come from and where she went, and how did she find you and why she was looking for you? Let's talk about it. There are many clues that it's easy to find."

"Why is it so troublesome? Why don't Si Nan take it out and lend it to him?" Wen Ting took it for granted.

"Sinan can only use it once in a lifetime!" Tang Xiaotang reminded.

The big man looked at them and didn't quite understand what it meant, so he answered Situ Yan's words directly: "She said that she came from Hexu Mountain to Rizhao Mountain to find someone who could open the bow in her hand. I don't know how she found me. In short... She found me and said that as long as I could pull the bow, she Just marry me."

Huang Qi touched her chin and said, "Why does this plot sound a little like a big talk about Journey to the West? Choosing a husband with weapons is really unreliable..."

"Wait, what did you just say about the mountain?" Zhu Jin interrupted coldly.

"Hexu Mountain, he said."

"Hexu Mountain!"

Zhujin's red hair exploded: "Hexu Mountain is the territory of the two gods of the sun and the moon! Big man, let me ask you, what's your name?

The big man answered innocently, "My name is Si Yi, Si is Si Yi's division, and Yi is Si Yi's Yi."

Youci exclaimed, "Are you Si Yi, the lord of the Ten-Day Kingdom?"

The big man nodded, and Wen Ting frowned and asked, "The master of ceremonies? Isn't that what the host means?" The first let coughed and explained to her, "Si Yi is Hou Yi, the Hou Yi who shot the sun."

"Chang...Chang..." Tang Xiaotang suddenly realized, "What you are looking for is Chang'e!" No wonder I just felt a little familiar with the setting of holding a white rabbit.

Zhu Jin turned around with tears and laughter and mocked, "I'm familiar with it. There is no such person as Chang'e in the world. They are all fabricated by descendants. There is only one moon god, that is, Wangshu!"

Xiaoxiang. Hexu Mountain. Hou Yi. Shoot the sun bow.

Situ Yan pounded the palm of her hand and suddenly realized: "Ah! I understand!"

Everyone looked at her together.

"Although Chang'e does not exist, Hou Yi stands alive in front of us, that is to say, the person who came to him to open the bow must also exist, right?"

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, and nod, right.

Situ Yan put her palms together and began to talk like a middle school teacher who taught students: "This man calls himself Xiaoxiang. Whether this is her real name or a disguise, one thing is certain. She said that as long as Hou Yi pulls away the bow in her hand, she will marry Hou Yi as a wife. That is to say, she may have No, but it will be Chang'e in the future. Is there any problem?"

Everyone shook their heads at a loss, no problem.

"So when Hou Yi pulled away the bow and shot down the daylight bird, why did she keep her word and sneak away alone? Hou Yi has been with her for thousands of years, why didn't he find her?

Wen Ting interrupted, "I think he probably only looked for it near Rizhao Mountain. Of course he can't find it."

Hou Yi immediately retorted, "You talk nonsense. I've looked everywhere. I just returned to Rizhao Mountain before I met you, and nothing happened. I slept well on the back of the big eagle and opened my eyes and lay on the ground."

This time, even an apprentice of the first martial arts couldn't help sighing: "This is too natural. I don't even know if I fall down."

Situ Yan waved her hand and ignored these unnutritious discussions in the middle and continued to ask, "Have you ever been to Hexu Mountain?"

Hou Yi nodded repeatedly: "Of course. I have been there, but I have been there several times, but people in Hexu Mountain insist that there is no small intestine and large intestine duodenum here. Let me go quickly."

"Puff--!" Everyone couldn't help laughing.

After laughing, Situ Yan coughed twice and waved her hand: "Okay, silence, let's continue to analyze. Why do the people of Hexu Mountain refuse to admit that there is such a number one person? I analyzed that there are several reasons. First, there is really no such person in Hexu Mountain. The little intestine... Xiaoxiang's girl is actually cheating under the guise of Hexu Mountain and cheating innocent young men. Strong man, answer me one more question. Did you shoot the sunbird with the bow she gave you?

Hou Yi replied, "Yes! Bow is still in my palace. If you don't believe it, I'll take you to see it!"

"That's not necessary," Situ Yan made a fork in the air with a smile. "Then the first reason is rejected. Let's look at the second reason - maybe this little girl suddenly changed her mind and doesn't want to marry Hou Yi. For example, she met a more handsome man, anyway, than the hero in front of us. To be tall and handsome, he gorgeously fell in love and abandoned him.

Hou Yi was shocked: "Really?" Then he wanted to cry: "For the death? Is this for death? What I didn't do well? Why didn't she say it? I can change it! I can change it! Do you want to leave me for death?"

Tang Xiaotang was about to be grinded to death. He quickly raised his hands and surrendered: "Don't cry first. This is not necessarily true. What else is possible? Xiaoyan, say it all at once."

Situ Yan smiled deeply and raised her index finger and shook it: "Not much, just one. Third, maybe this little girl still loves Hou Yi in her heart, but for some reason, she can't marry him as a wife, so she avoids it. Zhuangshi, every time you go to Hexu Mountain, who are the people who answer you? What's his expression when he tells you that there is no such person?

Hou Yi calmed down and thought for a moment and replied, "Every time, it's the same person, male, so tall, about the same height as him," he pointed to Huang Qihui. "The figure is also similar to him, wearing white clothes, and quite beautiful, but the last time I went there It seems that he is not in good health and coughs when he can't say a few words.

Tang Xiaotang and Zhujin looked at each other and understood that what he said must be Wangshu.

"Where's the expression?"

"Emoji... This is very full of description, but I hope I can leave quickly, don't want to talk to me more, don't want to see me, Jiang Zi..."

"OK! Everything is clear now!" Situ Yan grabbed her hands in the air like a band conductor, "The third reason must be right, and this little girl must be the moon god Wangshu!"

Everyone clicks again.

"Xiaoyan, please, you are the one who is cheating the innocent young man, okay? Why must it be Wangshu? What's the reason? What about it? Tang Xiaotang really raised his hands and surrendered completely, "Don't turn everyone you meet into a bend because you are bent, even so ugly!"

Chengly: "Bend?"

Situ Yan crossed her waist with both hands: "What? What does this have to do with me? Pooh, I'm not bent! True love can transcend age, gender, race, skin color, height and beauty! Ugly people also have the right to pursue love!"

"That ugly man has more power to defend love. He obviously likes a girl. Why do you say that he likes a man? Aren't you talking irresponsibly?"

"How can I talk nonsense? My speculations are all well-founded. The other party calls herself Xiao Chang, and Chang'e is the legendary moon god. Isn't this imply that she is actually dressed up by Wang Shuqiao? And every time Hou Yi goes to Hexu Mountain, he sees him. Why? Because Wangshu didn't dare to let others know that he had caused romantic debts outside, he had to solve it in person, didn't he? And Hou Yi said that he was always very impatient. Isn't this the contradiction, complexity and entanglement in his heart?

Tang Xiaotang tried to interrupt several times, but failed. Situ Yan said a lot of things. At first glance, it was really like that, so that Tang Xiaotang finally had a chance to speak, but she didn't know how to refute it.

Tang Xiaotang: "I-you-I, I don't admit that you convinced me! I don't think it can be Wangshu, if it is also Xihe!"

Situ Yan clenched his fists: "I'm an expert in analyzing emotional contradictions. It must be Wang Shu. It won't be wrong!"

"Don't quarrel with you two!" Wen Ting raised her hands unbearably, "Is it Xihe or Wangshu? Just ask clearly. If you quarrel, the answer won't pop up by yourself."

Situ Yan's index finger stood up: "Do you dare to bet?"

Tang Xiaotang's blood is boiling: "Just bet, bet on what?"

Situ Yan took out a shining... campus card from her pocket and said, "A month's library occupies a seat!"

"Deal!"

The two rubbed their hands and vowed to compete in the battle between BG and BL, but they completely put the parties aside and looked at them stupidly, completely unclear.

The apprentice of the first martial arts asked the master weakly, "We are indeed here to dig herbs..., right?"

The first Wu scratched his hair helplessly: "There are also a lot of mineral herbs on Hexu Mountain."

In this way, the summer camp team of Rizhao Mountain changed its way halfway and took the Kongtong shuttle to Hexu Mountain thousands of miles away.

Xihe is still sick in bed, and only Wang Shu came out to receive them, but...

"Zhujin, Miss Xiaotang, what do you mean by this?" Wang Shu looked very angry. He covered his mouth with a veil in one hand and asked while coughing.

Tang Xiaotang thought he thought there were too many people coming, so he waved his hand and explained, "We're not here to have a meal. We don't need to say hello, we just want to come and find out something."

In the summer of July, in the Temple of the Sun, Wang Shu was still wearing a foxskin shawl and a cashmere cloak, and his cheeks were thin and looked more haggard than the last time we met.

He said, "I don't mean this. You two are distinguished guests of Hexu Mountain. It doesn't matter how many people you bring, but what's wrong with him?" He pointed to Hou Yi, who was obviously one size larger than everyone else in the crowd. "What do you want to bring him here?"

Situ Yan snatched it out, smiled kindly, and approached him: "Just come to ask a few questions, dear~ Don't be angry, dear~ At least Houyi is also the lord of a country and a famous figure in history. It's hard to have a single love for thousands of years. You can just give him an explanation, dear~"