Full-time Thief

Chapter 78 My surname is Xu and my name is Uncle Xu!

"It's for you, take it and eat it, little greedy!" Xu Han handed the chicken to the mouth of the little squirrel and pouted.

seemed to feel Xu Han's kindness. The little guy stretched out his two forelimbs, carefully took the chicken leg, sniffed to the tip of his nose, and showed an ecstatic look in his eyes. Then he began to eat it with great pleasure, eating with relish, and the chicken juice flowed.

Isn't squirrels mainly herbivorous, and their main foods are seeds and nuts? Why does this white squirrel like barbecue? Xu Han really can't figure it out, but it can be seen that this canyon is strange!

Xu Han was happy to see the appearance of the little squirrel devouring. Then he tore off the chicken wings and began to eat. This time, there was no accident, and he finally ate his roasted chicken as he wished.

However, the little guy ate very fast. In the blink of an eye, the whole chicken leg was eaten by it, and even the chicken leg bone was spit out! Xu Han was very surprised.

After eating the chicken leg, the little guy did not mean to walk away. He pretended to be pitiful and mouthful. He stared at the chicken nugget in Xu Han's hand, and his mouth kept moving. His small mouth and oil flowed down from his mouth, dyeing the white fluff at the corners of his mouth.

Xu Han had no choice but to throw a large piece of chicken at him.

This time, the little guy no longer hesitated. He took the chicken, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and began to devour it again. This time, it ate faster. After eating, it looked at Xu Han eagerly.

Xu Han had no choice but to take it and lost a large piece of chicken to him.

Knowing that the little guy was earning food with himself, Xu Han unconsciously accelerated his chewing speed.

A tall man and a small squirrel sat side by side at the entrance of the cave, devouring roast chicken. The squirrel is snow-white and small, shaped like a kitten. Xu Han's whole body is in a black robe, his hair is dark and shiny, and his figure is tall and big. This big one and one, one black and one white are sitting side by side. The postures of the two are so similar, the movements are so similar, and their expressions are so close. This scene is indescribably strange.

Although Xu Han accelerated his speed, in the end, the whole chicken was still eaten by two-thirds by the little guy, and Xu Han only ate one-third.

Xu Han washed his hands and returned to the edge of the fire from the grass mat. As soon as he sat down, there was a sudden movement around him. At a glance, the little guy also came in.

Seeing Xu Han coming in, Ye Menglan, who was lowering her head and nibbling chicken legs, raised her head and looked a little embarrassed. Obviously, she couldn't stand ** and took action when Xu Han didn't want to be next to her. Then when she saw the white squirrel sitting next to Xu Han, a trace of surprise flashed in Ye Menglan's eyes. She seemed to want to come and tease it, but she couldn't move, so she had to give up.

stunned for a moment, Ye Menglan lowered her head and focused on nibbling the chicken leg.

Xu Han laughed secretly, but he didn't say anything. He took out a straw mat, a pillow and a big quilt from the Heavenly Ring, and laid the floor beside the fire. The position where he chose to lay the floor was also very exquisite, just opposite Ye Menglan, and there was a fire between them.

The little squirrel sat next to Xu Han's pillow, stretched out its two forelimbs, and looked indescribably cute.

"Little guy, there's nothing wrong with you. Shall I give you a name?" Xu Han dotingly reached out and touched the little squirrel and said softly.

Although the little squirrel couldn't understand people's words, it seemed to understand Xu Han's meaning, raised its head and stared big eyes, and then nodded solemnly.

"Hahaha, it's interesting. It's really interesting. It turns out that you are so understanding." The little squirrel's reaction made Xu Han overjoyed and couldn't help laughing. Then he said, "Sometimes animals are more understanding than people. I finally understand why the princess who stays in the deep palace courtyard all day likes to raise kittens, puppies and rabbits so much."

When Ye Menglan heard the words, she stared at Xu Han fiercely.

"What name should I give you? This problem is indeed a big problem. The name should be easy to understand, easy to say, and show your character. Xu Han lowered his head and meditated.

After a cup of tea, he suddenly patted his thigh: "Well, your whole body is snow-white, so cute, so simple and understanding. Why don't you call you Xiaobai?"

The little squirrel was stunned for a moment and nodded solemnly again, with gratitude in his big eyes. Obviously, it was very satisfied with its name.

Then, Xu Han talked to Xiaobai about his past and his suffering in those years. Xiaobai is undoubtedly a loyal listener. He listens quietly and blinks cooperatively from time to time with a pair of big eyes.

Ye Menglan was hit by the pair of living treasures in front of her, and her depressed mood gradually faded. Her eyes are full of strong envy. It seems that Xiaobai should belong to her, not Xu Han. If possible, she must not hesitate to win love!

Just as Xu Han was talking and laughing with Xiaobai, Ye Menglan ate the chicken leg, and the meat on the chicken leg bone also gnawed out. She threw the chicken leg bones into the fire, then looked at her greasy hands and frowned.

Through the beating flames, Xu Han saw her expression and immediately knew what she wanted to do, but he just didn't want to work for the female demon who had been chasing him for a long time, so he simply turned his back to the fire, pulled over the quilt and slept comfortably.

Ye Menglan looked at Xu Han's* and gritted her teeth with hatred, but the woman's reservedness made her embarrassed to speak.

With such a stalemate as a cup of tea, Xu Han actually snored rhythmically.

Ye Menglan was in a hurry, but she only had a straw mat, not even a piece of cloth to wipe her hands. With her always style, it is naturally impossible to stain her clothes in order to clean her hands. She wanted to stand up and be self-reliable, but she tried several times and failed. Her whole body is soft, she can't exert any strength, and her lower body still can't move. Not to mention standing up, I just want to climb, but I can't climb.

After struggling fiercely for a long time, Ye Menglan finally couldn't help saying, "Hey, I know you haven't fallen asleep at all. Get up and help me!"

Unexpectedly, it was okay for her not to speak. As soon as she opened her mouth, Xu Han's purring became louder.

Ye Menglan was so angry that her face turned blue, but she had no choice. Her face was changeable, as if she was struggling inside.

After a long time, she seemed to finally realize her situation and knew that this was not the city owner's mansion, and the hateful country bumpkin opposite was not her subordinate. Ye Menglan obediently lowered her posture, said softly, and said softly, "Sir, it's all my fault. If I hadn't come up for Bingqin and chased you, I would have It won't end like this. This is retribution. The little woman solemnly apologized to the prince here!"

As soon as the voice fell, the purring suddenly stopped. Xu Han turned over and looked at the fire. A pair of big bright eyes seemed to shine in the beating firelight. Through the gap between the beating flames, he looked at the poor Ye Menglan opposite the fire, which was like a dream.

"What's your name, prince?" Ye Menglan saw Xu Han turn around, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked.

"My surname is Xu, my name is Uncle Xu," Xu Han joked.

"Xu...song, can you do me a favor? I want to wash my hands." Naturally, Ye Menglan knew that no one in the world would be called Uncle Xu. If there had really been such a person, he would have been killed by others, and he would never live today.

"Okay, I'll help you reluctantly," Xu Han said, got up, quickly walked behind Ye Menglan, picked her up from behind, raised his feet and walked to the mouth of the cave.

"Hey, hey - who told you to hug me. Put it down, put it down!" Ye Menglan was shocked, turned pale, and shouted, "You just need to get me some water!" Please, put me down quickly!"

She struggled as she screamed, like a little sheep struggling in the arms of a big gray wolf.

"Shut up! What are you shouting about? Which part of your body I haven't seen, and what else do you pretend to be pure?

Xu Han shouted and ignored her. He took her to the mouth of the cave in a few steps: "Okay, wash it, I'll hug you. If you feel unhappy and think I'm taking advantage of you, then I'll let you fall into the pool and have fun with the damn ghost under the pool.

"Ah! No, don't--!" Ye Menglan was in a hurry. She was really afraid of Xu Han's chaos and shouted, "I didn't say anything. I let you finish everything. OK, OK, listen to you, hold me tight, and don't let go!"