Chapter 347 Fan Xiaobao, that's my reverse scale!
In the process of repairing the computer, I accidentally received such a message that a computer host turned into a computer demon and was killed by himself. And my current image has obviously changed into the appearance of Sun Tianyi, but the system prompt I got is that it is still 'player Ding Mao' to kill the computer demon...
The prompt of the system does not mention the existence of such a person as 'Sun Tianyi'.
What does this mean?
Such a discovery made Ding Mao mutter.
What are you muttering?
He suspected that everything, plausible, is really a new fantasy - the hateful old man in blue robe laid up a psychedelic array to revenge on him.
Or the situation is more complicated.
With such a cognition, Ding Mao became confused.
The computer was broken, and if I wanted to find information on the Internet, I had no choice but to give up halfway. He wanted to find another way. He thought it would be better to watch TV news or something. After watching it, it was noon. At this time, the TV station was 99 yuan in a long time of the day, and the quarrel was going to be noisy to death. Forget it, don't be abused.
Can't mobile phones also access the Internet?
I remembered that I could surf the Internet through my mobile phone, so I looked for my mobile phone all over the house. As a result, he was disappointed again and searched everywhere in the room, and I didn't even see a mobile phone case at all.
However, it was also a little unexpected. I found more than 1,000 yuan in cash on the bedside table.
Indeally, put it in your pocket. I don't think it will cost money to go anywhere.
After such a long time, he still couldn't find a shortcut for him to quickly understand the surrounding environment.
When he sat down to rest, Ding Mao looked at the landline in the room and began to be in a daze again.
He is only in a daze because he has something he wants to do, but he is a little worried that he will not accept the result after finishing it, so he is so melancholy.
In fact, he has had such an idea for a long time!
A phone call to relatives and friends can simply prove whether the current situation is that you have changed another person's affairs, whether all these changes are true or false.
But it's easy to know and difficult to do!
In case you get through the phone and know that the world is still the original world, at least although you have changed into another person, you can at least breathe under the same blue sky with your former relatives and friends. As long as you think of the right way, you can always meet and even recognize your relatives and friends.
But after this call, which is the worst situation...
That also means that the current situation is really not good.
"Alas! I'm dying! Why do you think about it so much! Thinking so much is useless, and it's useless to break your brain shell. He was really tricked by the old man in a Taoist robe in blue and imprisoned in a fantasy. The more melancholy he is, the more distressed he is. On the contrary, the old bastard is more and more happy! OK! Even if it's just to prevent the old bastard from laughing, he can't go on again!"
Grab the landline and no longer hesitate to dial out a series of numbers quickly.
After dialing this set of numbers, I realized that this is my girlfriend Tang Lili's mobile phone number.
Ding Mao's throat was blocked, and he closed his breath and waited for the other end of the phone. One second, two seconds, three seconds... Dududu, the line was not connected, and the phone was not dialed.
If you don't believe in evil, press redial.
When the number is dialed out and starts to jump, one second, two seconds, three seconds... Dududu, it is the same phenomenon. The line is blocked and can't be dialed at all.
Wedline failure?
It won't be so unfortunate, right?
Just now, there was lightning and thunder outside, cutting off the telephone line? Unlucky, why is it so unlucky? Looking out of the window, it was raining heavily outside the window, but there was no more thunder and lightning.
Dial 10,000, huh? A sweet female voice came from the other end of the phone, with a series of familiar voice prompts... There is no problem with the line of the landline.
Strange!
If you don't believe in evil, you will call Tang Lili's mobile phone again, but it will still have the same reaction. If you don't give any hint, it will be automatically cut off after three seconds. It feels as if Tang Lili's mobile phone number does not exist at all.
Tang Lili couldn't get through, so he called his father's number.
The result is still the same as before, exactly the situation when dialing Tang Lili's mobile phone number. The time jumps for three seconds, and then automatically cuts off.
Ding Mao came up stubbornly and thought about it a little. In the past, his colleagues, friends, classmates and relatives, but anyone who could remember the number went to battle together... Finally, when he tried to make the first phone call, he finally dialed once, and the other end of the phone finally rang the long-awaited bell.
"... My left eye jumps and jumps, good things come again... Either I want to be promoted or get rich..."
Ding Mao remembers very clearly that he had such a classmate who liked the ringtone of his favorite mobile phone, which was such a first financial song. Another point is that he is so impressed by this classmate, because the guy borrowed 3,000 yuan from him when he was in school and never paid him back.
As the saying goes, it is very easy to forget if you borrow money from others, but if you borrow money, it is almost something that you can't easily forget for the rest of your life.
Ding Mao could even say the pager number of a boy in his class when he was in high school. Although the pager had become an antique at the end of the last century, he remembered the classmate... Specifically, he remembered the caller number of this male classmate.
It was because this male classmate was strong and forced to borrow him 10 yuan to play the arcade boxer.
The original words given to him by the other party at that time were - brother, who has a Chinese BB deduction, will he owe you ten yuan and not pay you back? Remember my brother's number and have to deduct us. It's only ten yuan, stingy...
conscience, Ding Mao studied in those years, and the food expenses for a week were only 15 yuan. On Monday, he returned to school from home and was forcibly borrowed two-thirds by someone with a 'BB deduction' at the school gate, but he still lost his reputation as a stingy.
The topic is a little far away.
After finally dialing an acquaintance's phone, before the ringing of the ringtone lyrics, a neutral man's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
Ding Mao unambiguously grabbed the microphone and covered his face and said, "When will your grandson pay me back? You're not dead yet, are you? If you don't die, tell me where you are now. If you don't return 3,000 yuan to me, I will immediately go to your house to PK with you..." P>
The male voice on the other end of the phone hesitated for a long time.
Ding Mao erupted with an emotional volcano that had been suppressed in his chest for many years. After shouting, his mood immediately became much more relaxed and comfortable.
"Damn it! My brother used to suffer for face. I paid too much attention to the face of your rotten grandson who owed money and didn't pay it back. As a result, I could only take advantage of your conscienceless thing, but I suffered from the 25,000-year life of the Red Army Long March, where I could only eat bran and swallow vegetables for most of the semester! A dog like you is scolding and scolding..."
"Cool!"
"I'm really in a good mood!"
Ding Mao felt that this phone call was really useless, especially for the leak ghost grandson who had not contacted for years, which not only made him confirm that the world he is still in is the same as the original world, but also gave him the opportunity to finally have the courage to make a long-termination. Determined not to pay back the money he owes, he opened his throat and let out a roar in his heart!
If I had known that I had scolded people, I would have had such a comfortable feeling. I said that sooner or later, I would make a phone call to collect debts every day, and I would have saved 3,000 yuan to find the scolding service fee.
Hearing the silence on the other end of the phone, Ding Mao felt not comfortable and completely, so he asked, "Grandson, Fan Xiaobao? Are you still listening to my brother's phone? If you scold the next door, give me a squeak if you are listening. Don't pretend to be a grandson! Today, I left the words here. You can return the 3,000 yuan lent to you, but don't blame me for telling this matter. I want to let all my classmates and friends know and recognize your true face. I'd like to see how thick you can be and compare with the wall of Chang'an City! Damn it..."
"...Are you Brother Wang? Brother Wang, when did you change your landline number? Ha ha, Brother Wang, don't be so angry! Don't you know what kind of person I Fan Xiaobao is... At least we have been a classmate in college for four years, Brother Wang, don't do this... I have always remembered it when I borrowed 3,000 yuan from your brother! You can rest assured that you absolutely don't need a penny! Brother, if you really want to pay back, I changed my mobile phone number early in the morning, and I can't avoid you... Really, what's the recent... The turnover of the funds in hand is not working... Brother Wang, don't worry, 3,000 yuan is absolutely indispensable for you. Can you give me another month, will it be done by the end of next month?"
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Brother Wang? Brother Wang, are you listening? Brother Wang, you have a lot. You must pay more care of your brothers and give them more grace for a few days. If you want to spread your brother's embablings among your classmates and friends, you really have to jump into the Huangpu River..."
"Who are you?"
"Brother Wang, don't be angry! I'm Fan Xiaobao, your classmate and friend. In those years, Brother Wang, you are righteous and generously donated 3,000 yuan to help my father and mother's marriage. I, Fan Xiaobao, have always kept this kindness in mind. Brother Wang, have you encountered any difficulties now? Brother Wang, don't worry. I have been contacting you all these years. I can't go to you, and now I finally have your contact information. Brother, even if I smash the pot and sell iron, I want to repay you... Hey, hey, hey..."
Du......
The shelf of a low-rent house in a basement ten miles away, a brother with messy hair, a bearded eye sockets deep in his cheekbones and almost inhuman shape, nervously grasping a straight Nokia mobile phone that was popular in the last century, and the sound outside the phone was constantly. Unfortunately, it's a series of 'dudu' busy sounds.
This brother is a drug addict for many years, and the beep of the phone makes him look very frustrated.
But after a while, the brother seemed to wake up from his sleep and suddenly became energetic. While muttering, he opened the call record, found out the long-distance phone call just now, gritted his teeth and dialed it...
"I'm not Fan Xiaobao! I'm his mother, Fan Xiaobao's father! Shit, the liar, the money has been oustorn on the swindler's ancestors. Today, the old man will teach you a lesson. Dare to say that I have lent you 3,000 yuan and never returned it! Is it that I will change to another person, change my way, and then call me, saying that I just called the owner, what is the terminal stage of the incurable disease, and I can't live. The last wish is not to forget that I didn't ask for a sum of money I lent to my classmates back, so I was depressed and afraid I'm going to go there in the next two days. I hope this kind brother can help me and cooperate with a play, and then transfer 3,000 yuan to your account online. Then you will help me more. Be sure to see if you can transfer money today in the name of the other party's old classmate Fan Xiaobao..."
"This is such a trick! I am the originator of the mountain! If it hadn't been for the fact that it was too easy to get money and stained with poison, I could have fallen here? What kind of bad luck did you have today? Unexpectedly, these swindlers and grandchildren have come to their ancestors! And how dare you directly deceive me with the name of the first version of the sad protagonist when I started my career?
"The three words Fan Xiaobao... Hey! But any disciple who learns Laozi's craftsmanship and truly inherits Laozi's manor, which one dares to abuse these three words casually? I scolded the next door, but I'm so panicked and miserable now. If I really want to use money, I can find someone to give him an account number and ask him to send 10,000 text messages in groups of 100 yuan. Don't write more text messages. As long as there is 'I' Fan Xiaobao is short of money to spend, and the disciples and grandchildren will pay some money to this account according to their mood', and there won't be no one. Go to check this account when I'm a little. If there are no tens of thousands of pieces in it, I will immediately turn off my head and give you a chamber pot!"
"Hateful thing, how dare you insult me without the golden signboard! Can any cat and dog use the three words of Fan Xiaobao?
" Fan Xiaobao, that's my reverse scale!"
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PS: I can't stand it! After supporting such a long time, I really admire those aunts who can grow up for so many years! I was bitterly and sad to Ai someone. What to praise? If the quality is not good, it depends on the quantity. From July to today, 8.25, 56 consecutive days. In the middle of two days, 6,000 was sent because the broken manuscript at home, and once because it really couldn't come out, only 6,000. I feel that I have really reached the limit in the past two days!
In fact, another factor that I feel can't support is because of the strong recommendation of ten books on the list this week. Our scores are at the bottom, and we have been specially taken care of by the editor, and our anger is suddenly blocked.
Alas, what you say is to find a reason for yourself, but it is still not wonderful enough! This is an unavoidable thing!
Without further ado, let's sort out our mood and see how to write the next step.
Some students left a message in the book review area that let us at least come up with an outline.
Well... How to say... There must be an outline... It's just that when I write a book, I look at the outline every day, and I can't write a word.
I have basically found the crux of the problem now, that is, I always want to put pig's feet on the ground. There is no reason to suppress it. When it comes to the key point, it will be vigorous. When shooting, you can't find the hole door... This is what everyone is most criticized...
At 9:50 tonight, it's time to fight, and I don't want to write today! I have a night off and haven't written a word about what I'm going to write tomorrow, but Fortunately, tomorrow is the weekend and I have time.
Okay, too much nagging is annoying. Everyone has a good weekend. It's time to eat, drink and play. Let's have a good time. I'm going to find a movie to watch...
It's been a long time since I watched TV and movies!
Sad!
(Well! Students have seen the plot of Fan Xiaobao, don't imitate it! This is a real plot...)