Chapter 47 Laxious drugs

Lingxiao Mountain Village.

Yuan Shao sat high on the throne, which symbolized the supremacy. The generals and counselors in the hall were divided into two seats. At least more than thirty-six simple banquets were set up. In addition to the absence of wine, the dishes on the banquet were extremely rich, which made people doubt whether it was a war or an upper-class banquet at home.

At this time, the atmosphere in the hall was extremely warm. The soldiers used water instead of wine to congratulate Han Meng and Chun Yuqiong.

Han Meng's mouth was wide, almost cracked to the root of his ear, and his dark face was shining, with a faint red light.

This period of time is almost the most glorious moment in his life. He is a hot and popular figure in the Hebei army.

Yuan Shao raised his glass and said with a red face, "General Han really has the style of the old gun king in those years. He is resolute and brave, and sacrifices his life and forgets to die. If it hadn't been for Gao Rui's first soldier, how could he have used the life of three military orders to repel the famous general Xu Huang of Bingzhou, waves of mountain-like attacks, trying to keep the camp as stable as Mount Tai, strengthen my courage, and raise my courage. Where's my military power?" Come on, let's have a drink together.

The generals and soldiers responded enthusiastically again, and the atmosphere quickly pushed to **.

Han Meng first modestly shook his hand and refused: "The lord is overstated. This time, he was able to repel the fierce attack of the Bingzhou army, which was actually because the generals and soldiers worked together. In addition, the lord's dispatch method, General Chun and General Wen joined the battlefield from time to time, which completely defeated Xu Huang's crazy offensive.

If you really want to take credit, the lord is the leader.

Han Meng's words were full of applause.

Not only Yuan Shao opened his lips and smiled deeply, but also Wen Chou and Chun Yuqiong felt tolerant, and his feeling of this black charcoal in his heart improved a lot.

Although a few people despise Han Meng's flattery, most people think about whether to have a good relationship with this guy in the future.

Looking at this, Han Meng faintly spread his wings and flew high, surpassing the generals in one fell swoop, and there was a shelf to fill one of the four columns.

"Haha, Gao Yong, don't have to be modest. Please drink this cup."

Yuan Shao is a bastard who looks at mung beans. The more he looks at it, the more pleasing he is. He can't help but persuade him frequently.

"Please."

Han Meng raised his head, drank the water in the glass without leaking at all, and then raised the empty cup to signal around. The figure was extremely heroic.

"Good."

Yuan Shao shouted loudly, and then stood up and said angrily, "Although He Chen was defeated in a row, Xu Huang's army is extremely brave. It can be seen that the Bingzhou army still has a battle, so the generals and soldiers should not be careless. They should prepare for the battle seriously to prevent the horse from losing their hoof and being won back by the other party."

"No."

Everyone will respond loudly.

The atmosphere is getting hotter and hotter. The cups come and go, and the sound is ringing. It's a unique way to drink water into this scene.

At this time, Yuan Shao's stomach "cooed" a few times, and suddenly felt a burst of colic, and then put a few smelly and loud farts, and then he felt like he wanted to go to the big one.

I wanted to hold it back, but this kind of pain was getting stronger and stronger. There was a feeling of embarrassment that fell on the crotch the next second. It was really unbearable. Then I stood up, stroked my lower abdomen with my hand, and said to the people with strange faces on both sides, "Next, I'm in a hurry. Let's go for convenience first."

After saying this, Yuan Shao, regardless of his appearance, bent down slightly and fled in confusion.

When he came to the latched hut, Yuan Shao was shocked. His eyes bulged out like toad eyes and almost fell to the ground.

The spectacular scene in front of him made him almost doubt whether he had gone to the wrong place. This is not a hut but a dining hall.

Rows of soldiers bent over with their stomachs in their arms. Some of them had untied their trouser belts, scolded feebly, and some simply put their big buttocks with their hands up, and from time to time a series of stinky farts rushed out.

At least dozens of soldiers, looking like dead parents and burning eyebrows, restless.

And in the toilet, there is a bad smell, a fishy smell, and the sound of "crackling" is endless.

Yuan Shao almost subconsciously tightened his legs.

In just two minutes, in a burst of scolding, a soldier slowly walked out. As he pulled his trousers, he breathed out. His expression on his face was extremely relaxed, and he scolded, "Fed, is it easy for me to squat in the toilet?" Yuan Shao was dumbfounded for a moment, and he forgot everything about going to the toilet.

"Damn it, Ergouzi, didn't you just finish pulling it? Why did you run back? Do you like the taste inside very much? No wonder every time you open your mouth, it stinks.

"Fill you, I've pulled it twice. Do you think I like the toilet? Isn't it a bad stomach?" "Don't jump the queue, don't blame me for beating you. I've been waiting in line for a quarter of an hour, and I'm going to pull it into my crotch later."

"Brother, please let me go first. My underwear has just been knitted by my daughter-in-law. It's new."

"Son, just for you, you can smoke a cow to death if you put on your new trousers for a day. You are ashamed here. Believe it or not, uncle will directly button the poopy trousers on your head?" God, I just steal some game. Do you want tos revenge like this? I have pulled it six times. In the past half of the year, I haven't pulled as much as today. The constipation has healed, and the hemorrhoids are coming again.

", Sanwazi, you are too unkind. If you have game, don't you call it a brother? You deserve retribution.

"Get out of here, don't think I don't know. You didn't let Zhuzi secretly add food to you at noon these days.

Isn't it retribution for letting you eat alone?" Shit, my brother's legs are weak and his limbs are weak. He's going to be pulled back.

At this moment, an extremely unpleasant smell came to the sky. Everyone couldn't stand clenching their noses, and then a wailing shouted, "I, how can you poop in the middle of the road? Is it a pig or a dog?"

"Crackling" another sound of serial bullet machine guns.

"Brother, I really can't hold it anymore."

The little soldier's expression of the ant on the hot pot finally loosened down, and his eyebrows began to unfold, showing a sound.

A group of people can't stand that expression**, plus patience has reached the limit, and the front row is like a long dragon. More and more people don't care whether there is bamboo pieces of toilet paper or not. As soon as the trousers are pulled in place, a large pile of long guns and short cannons appear in the eyes. Then the horse's footsteps, suddenly bursts of gunfire, the cannons rumbled, and the whole toilet floated. It's all a bad smell.

Yuan Shao clamped his legs tightly and resisted waves of impulses to take off his trousers. He pointed his fingers at a large number of soldiers, roared with red eyes and shouted, "What kind of style, what kind of style?" " Crackling" Yuan Shao answered the sound of a series of cannons.

The soldiers cried and said, "Lord, my subordinates really can't control it."

While I can't control my expression, I have never felt that I can poop so well and comfortably.

"Yes, I will clean up this place in person later. Lord, don't worry."

"Lord, do you also go to the toilet? Now the huts in the major military villages are overcrowded. Why don't we platoon and pull together?

"Lord, as the saying goes, you are in charge of heaven and earth, and you still care about me to fart. Isn't it uncomfortable?" Yuan Shao's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted directly.

At this moment, a big black man with his trousers and rushed over. He ran and roared, "Get out of the way, get out of the way."

Yuan Shao was accidentally hit by a strong body and staggered. He couldn't help losing control under his crotch and felt something flowing out.

It's over. Yuan Shao's mind is dark, and the general's phenomenon is completely destroyed.

The black man was Han Meng. Obviously, he didn't see Yuan Shao, who was bending over. He shouted angrily, "Get out of the way, I'm going to go to the toilet.

After a burst of chickens and dogs jumped, then three soldiers in the toilet who had not yet pulled their trousers were flown out. One of them happened to be crushed on Yuan Shao.

A stench made him dizzy. He struggled out and wanted to scold a few times. He happened to see a big white big buttocks on his head.

"Wow."

Yuan Shao first had nausea, and then vomited. He poured out all the food he ate in the afternoon and almost vomited out his bile. He gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, "Han Meng, I'm going to kill you."

Then he kicked his legs and completely fainted to death.

From the afternoon to the evening of the same day, the whole Lingxiaoshan thatched toilet was full of people, which was really not crowded. I casually found someone to pull my trousers and solved the problem on the spot.

Tens of thousands of people go to the toilet at the same time. What a scene, not to mention repeat customers. One person pulled more than seven or eight times.

Originally, the scenery was beautiful and the charming scenery of Lingxiao Mountain. Now it is full of yellow, yellow, green and green rice fields. The smell is more than ten miles away, and the state can occasionally smell a strange smell.

In the major military villages, if one of the soldiers is not instention, he can win the grand prize with a crooked foot.

Is this village still lived by people? It's more smelly and dirty than a dog kennel.

This matter is too abnormal. Everyone doesn't have to think about it and know that it is poisoned. Maybe it was drugged by He Chen.

In case the state army kills it, there is no need to fight this battle at all. If you put on armor, you can directly overwhelm the soldiers. The long gun in your hand is as heavy as a mountain, and you can't take a step at all.

Even the ingredients of sheep and silver grass are in it. After the legs here are weak, the head falls over there. As soon as you lie on the ground, you begin to fall asleep, and the thunder can't wake up.

A few soldiers, obviously unable to walk with soft legs, stepped down with a tent, majestic.

Yes, He Chen is poisoning the water source.

When Guo Jia came out of Bingzhou, he carefully observed the terrain of the daytime mountain, and then came to the idea of poisoning.

And let Tianxiang prepare a large number of laxatives and laxatives.

Let He Chen cheat and lure the Hebei army to Lingxiao Mountain step by step.

Then let the hole dig and hide, ambush the many Panton soldiers to poison the water source.

This plan is simple to say, but it is really difficult to implement it.

But Guo Jia did it.

It was under the suffering of this situation that the arrogant Hebei army, except for Sha Rong and Gao Lan, had a little resistance, almost had no backhand power. The Bingzhou army, which was dispatched by the whole army in the middle of the night, was determined by the first battle. There was no tearing and consumption at all, and countless people were captured alive.

(to be continued)