Chapter 92
When Hongxiu saw that the two little monks were too purulent, they didn't dare to say anything. It seemed that the broken method of calling himself to be a female ghost didn't work at all. Maybe the mad knife was hiding behind and laughing secretly. It was better to change the method.
The red sleeves tied up the loose hair, but the two little monks on the ground thought that the female ghost wanted to make trouble for herself, so they quickly closed their eyes and even twisted the muscles on their faces.
Red sleeves only pretended to be surprised in a soft voice: "Huh? Two little masters, what are you doing? Is this Lingshan Temple?
The young monk carrying the lantern closed his eyes, his pale and frightened face, and said in a trembling voice, "Female ghost! You won't eat us, will you? If you want to eat, eat him first." Speaking of this, I burst into tears.
The crazy knife looked carefully behind the tree from afar and almost broke his belly with a smile. The red sleeves frowned and comforted softly: "Female ghost? What female ghost, do you think I look like a female ghost?
The little monk closed his eyes and shook his head and said, "I dare not look at it."
The older monk who broke the food box took a look with courage and saw the woman in red in front of him tied her hair and showed her charming face. Oh, my God, she was actually a beautiful woman! I have only seen some local female incense guests in this deep mountain ancient temple, and I have never seen such a beautiful woman. The older monk ate and said, "Are you a human or a ghost? But it's really beautiful."
Hongxiu was happy. Unexpectedly, even the little monk in the deep mountains praised his beauty. He couldn't help staring back at the direction of the crazy knife. He didn't know whether his heart was made of iron or made of rock, and he didn't even say a word of praise for a long time.
Hongxiu smiled and said, "Of course it's a human. Have you ever seen such a beautiful female ghost as me?"
The slightly larger monk stood up and said doubtfully, "I heard that ghosts have no shadows and no body temperature."
Red sleeve interrupted him and said, "Look, I have a shadow."
In the faint light of the lantern, he saw the beautiful shadow behind the red sleeve, and the red sleeve stretched out his hand again. "Touch it and see if it's cold."
The older monk saw a jade hand with phoenix flower nails stretched out. He had never met the female donor so close and held it. Sure enough, it was warm and smooth, but he was reluctant to let go. He smiled and said, "I have a body temperature. I was scared to death just now. I can warm my hands for a while. ?" Then he kicked the brother who was still sitting on the ground with his eyes closed and trembling, and scolded, "Get up quickly, it's embarrassing."
The little monk got up and saw his brother holding the hand of the female ghost in red and raising his head with courage, but he saw that the female ghost in red turned out to be a more beautiful female benefactor than Guanyin Bodhisattva. He couldn't help blushing slightly. He embarrassedly put his hands together and recited the Buddha's comble and said, "Amitabha, it turned out to be a female benefactor. The little monk has lost his temper."
Hongxiu didn't expect such a purulent little monk to be polite and asked, "What's the name of the two little masters?" What's the legal number?
The older man rushed to answer, "My name is Hongben, and his name is Hongyin. They are all from Lingshan Temple."
Hongyin's little monk's voice was not as bright as his brother's. He said, "The little monk Hongyin has met the female donor. How dare you ask the female donor why she came to Lingquan Mountain late at night?"
Hongxiu nodded: "Okay, then you can wait for me here, and I'll come as soon as I go."
Hongxiu hurried across the mountain road, found the mad knife in the dark, pulled him far away to Hongben and Hongyin, and whispered, "Did you hear it? Isn't this trick good for me?
Kuang Dao sighed, "It's easy for you to sneak in. You are originally betrayed by Confucianism. I guess Lingshan Temple will also take it in. Even if they don't take you in, you can take a rough look and explore the truth. What should I do? It would be better if I could sneak in."
Hongxiu smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it. Wait for me to inform you, just live at the house of Hu Niuer at the foot of the mountain."
The crazy knife waved his hand and said, "Laer, Hu Niuer saw me like a big bug. How dare he take me in? I'd better find another place to live. If you really sneak into the Lingshan Temple, you will act at the opportunity. If you are free, come down to me by the good stream and sing mountain songs!"
Hongxiu was stunned: "SINGING MOUNTAIN SONG? I can't sing. I only learned to sing in the teaching workshop.
The crazy knife smiled and said, "You can sing whatever you want, and the voice will be clearer. If the mountain is not strict, I can also go directly to the temple to find you."
Hongxiu hummed, "I'll help you respond and do this for you. How can you thank me after that?"
Kuang Daoqi said, "You still have to get the bride price and thank you. What do you want? Do you want the moon in the water or the stars in the sky?
Hongxiu smiled and said, "If I want you to marry me, you must not be happy, and you don't seem to be righteous. Humph, even if you are willing, I still won't marry you. Well, I'm helping you now. Even if you owe me a favor, just give it back to me in the future."
said with a wry smile, "Okay, even if I owe you. So you still have some self-knowledge. Don't be too narcissistic, okay? Unexpectedly, the beauty can make the little monk's heart move, and he can't bear to let go of your hand.
Hongxiu smiled and said, "What, are you jealous? They are so charming. Needless to say, they are little monks who have never seen the world. Even the three masters of martial arts with excellent martial arts can't count the number of people who are good with me. Don't you accept it?"
The mad knife laughed and said, "Okay, okay, don't blow your cowhide. Go quickly, or they will doubt it. I'm going down the mountain to have a good sleep. I wish you success! See you later."
The mad knife said and left, and a gust of wind has flowed down the mountain, leaving only red sleeves staring at the figure of the mad knife going further and further and gradually disappearing into the thick night.
Red sleeves were about to turn back when he suddenly saw the little monk Hongben creaking up in the dark behind the mountain stone and still couldn't help watching the movement here, while Hongyin stamped his feet with a lantern in the back, as if to call him back. Hongxiu secretly said that Hongben was really a big kid, and it was better not to let him suffer a dumb loss.
Red sleeves hid behind the mountain stone and looked at him closer. While he was looking to the other side, he suddenly tripped under his feet and pretended to have just come out, just tripping him.
Hongben fell down with a bang, and Hongxiu suppressed his smile and pretended to exclaim: "Ah! It's you. Are you all right? It scared me! Why did you follow me?"
Hongben fell straight on the stone steps, and his knees were broken. He got up in confusion. He blushed and felt guilty, but he had to lie and said, "Ah! I... I'm also here for convenience."