Chapter 18 Handsome and Farmer
The night when his wallet was robbed, he implemented a food-saving policy for himself at night, and cruelly gave himself a corn to solve the problem of food and clothing, and felt sorry for his developing body.
He bit the only corn and chewed it up fiercely, and helplessly turned over the book with the name of the coquettish bag. The "menu" in the book is really rich and colorful, including engineering, alchemy, pick-up girls, communication, deception, makeup, and other ** that I have never heard of. Unfortunately, this kind of unheard-of dish can only be eaten by the rich second generation. I casually turned over one or two pages of the handsome man development plan and found that the content was still very wonderful.
"The real handsome man is like a cane-coated cannonball, which is shocking enough and will not arouse women's vigilance..."
"The real romantic is actually very obese, but the really obese handsome man will only be regarded as a romantic by women..."
"The handsome man's body is a high-power motor, not a horse-drawn carriage. The handsome man's voice is a charming enchanting serenade, not the background sound of a terrorist event..."
"All clothes, postures, etiquette and words are foreshadowing. The key is the ambition full of fighting spirit..."
Such a text can be understood by an 11-year-old boy. It seems to make sense. It's good to talk about how the man's dress makes people feel comfortable, how to speak can make women happy, and how to communicate to reveal the secrets in women's hearts. As for the story about how to hide his indecentness with thick skin, how to use indecent one blow to kill, how to use shamelessness to explain his leveness, etc., he felt that he did not agree, but he felt that it would work for girls.
Although he was plagiarized for 1,500 ink coins and exchanged it for a book, it seemed that the bargain was worth it. This strange teacher was a little real material, which was the last feeling of the night for the iron rooster.
The more he read this book, the more energetic he becomes. When he goes to bed, he has to read the lazy heart sutra to hypnotize.
This little ball in the spiritual sea is becoming more and more magical in the eyes of the night. Your yin power will grow rapidly after reciting the Lazy Heart Sutra, and your spiritual strength will be different from that of ordinary people. It's just that if his mental strength does not meet the requirements, he will not be able to read the next chapter, which makes him a little annoyed.
During the day, the night is still dedicated to the great pipeline engineering cause. At the same time, Mr. Jiaozuo assigned a vegetable field of about 400 square meters to the night through application, so our young general Ye can also learn to grow vegetables, corn, sorghum and so on under the guidance of Jiaozuo.
Unlike planting trees, it is more complicated to grow corn, sorghum and vegetables. Compared with vegetables, corn, poplars and walnuts, they are much more delicate like noble ladies. They need to loosen the soil, fertilize it, water it every day, then weed, control the temperature, and maintain the humidity of the soil.
Jiao Zuo taught him to renovate the land with a hoe. His skillful appearance and rhythmically waved the hoe made the person in front of him feel that the person in front of him was a capable farmer, not like a highly valued "big man".
This feeling is really strange. It's hard to imagine that these almost ten thousand people will do everything in agriculture. The mountain birds are flying, and the groundhogs can see one or two from time to time. Their cunning little eyes are looking at this small field, and their little heads seem to think that when autumn comes, there will also be a good meal here.
The scorching sun gradually rose to the middle of the sky, and the night took his new small hoe to learn how to hoe the ground. Although he exercised his strength by pulling the bow string, after all, he was only a teenager and did not grow up completely. So when he hoeed the ground, his movements were stiff. He paused and almost hoeed his feet several times.
Jiao Zuo looked at it quietly, with a slight smile in his eyes. Maybe it reminds me of the way he first hoeed the ground beside his master when he was a child, or maybe it reminds me of his former disciple.
He asked, "Xiaoye, what are you going to plant?" This land is very fertile. It has been cultivated by others for 20 years, and the land is already very ripe. You can choose to grow beans, corn, potatoes, rape, peanuts or tomatoes.
Although he was happy to serve the land for the first time, he asked, "Teacher, you can see what's easier to grow."
Jiaozuo leaned the hoe against his body, supported it by himself, took off the straw hat, wiped his sweat with a towel, and said, "Corn and beans are relatively easy, but the prices of these crops are different. Peanuts, rape and beans are in short supply. These three things can be used to squeeze oil, so the benefits are also the most High. Corn is the easiest to survive. These guys are good at fighting against drought and disease, and there are no naughty rabbits and mice to harass them.
Although it is the easiest to grow corn at night, corn is used as a staple food in Lonely City, and the growers have flooded.
"I think I'd better cut the ground in half, half beans and half rapeseed."
"Beans can be sold for 50 ink coins per catty, and the benefits are good. But if you grow it alone, it will be harder, because beans require you to often remove the grass and protect them from rabbits, groundhogs and other little guys from going into trouble. Rapeseed is not a good season for planting now. It is estimated that your yield will be affected. Jiao Zuo gave a pertinent opinion.
Zhuye didn't bother to think about it and said, "Teacher, I'll plant these two things. Besides, aren't you by my side? You can teach me these things that I don't understand.
Jiaozuo nodded and didn't say much.
I think that young people always have to suffer some setbacks to know the value of experience. Now it's too early, but it's not beneficial.
The sun has been shining directly, and the night stepped on his shadow, trying to wave the hoe, and the sweat stuck the clothes on his back.
It seems that the young general Ye has really experienced the realm of "hoeing the grain day at noon, sweat dripping down the soil".
However, he was a little discouraged, because he worked alone all morning and only hoeed a small piece a meter wide and 5 meters long. The soil on the ground is also horizontal, like a paddy field trampled by cattle.
Jiao Zuo walked from the edge of the field and came over, carrying the water from the lotus leaf in his hand. He drank all the night and let out a satisfactory gasp.
Jiao Zuo said, "Well, it's noon. The teacher will take you to improve your life and get you some fresh food. You young people can't eat corn all the time. You will become as rough as corn.
Become as rough as corn? A black line on the head of the night. I thought, didn't you grow up eating corn?
Jiao Zuo took the night to a quiet garden. Although the sun is in the sky, the garden still exudes a quiet coolness. There are all kinds of mushrooms in it. There are all kinds of mushrooms on the ground, trees and sheds everywhere, and no matter what kind of mushroom it is, it feels like a word for the night--big, and some mushrooms can be called trees.
The old man Jiaozuo pointed out: This is a straw mushroom...
This is a white fungus, with enoki mushrooms on the side...
Here are mushrooms and black fungus...
You certainly don't know morels and double spore mushrooms, which are rare at ordinary times...
Monkey head mushrooms and flat mushrooms are quite common...
When Jiao Zuo was introducing, he touched him with his hand, pointed to a huge house-like mushroom in front of him, and asked, "Master, is this mushroom too big?" Can I eat this?"
Jiaozuo took his hand, knocked on the big mushroom, and said loudly, "Spore, your old friend is here. Won't you come out to see him?"
The big mushroom in the house suddenly squirmed. A window was opened on the mushroom's "umbrella". A woman with "green hair" poked her head out, and her eyes looked carefully in the mushroom-shaped glasses: "Isn't this Xiao Jiaojiao? Why do you have time to come to see me today?
Little Jiaojiao?
Hearing this name, he laughed out loud. Even if he couldn't help it, he worked hard for a while.
Seeing the decorations in the mushroom room, there are mushrooms everywhere, mushroom tables, stools, and beds not far from the face are all mushrooms. There are also some mushroom-like gadgets in it that attract the night.
Jiaozuo's old face on the side blushed and was hot. Obviously, he was not shy. Then he got cold again. He burst out and said, "Baozi, you can call me like that in the future. Don't blame me for not controlling my emotions when playing with fire. It's embarrassing to hurt the flowers and plants here."
The green-haired woman heard it and didn't care. She opened the door and pulled the two closer to the mushroom room.
She said, "In our "the ends of the earth", although you are very good at it, you are the youngest. It's not too much to call it that."
Seeing Jiao's face softened, she continued to comfort her, "Besides, you are the only one who can make me so intimate. When did you hear that I was so close to Fat Sea? This is the little guy you led the way, right? Hey hey, you are much more handsome than you were when you were a child.
Spore, such a woman who claims to be older than Jiaozuo, now looks like she is in her thirties at most. She coaxed Jiaozuo back at will.
Jiao Zuo's face calmed down and said, "Today I want my apprentice to try something fresh. You cook a few mushroom dishes for me, and the old man will also improve my life."
"No problem. For the sake of your secret love with me for so many years, it's no problem to cook for a month." The spore laughed.