Chapter 610 The ups and downs are too fast

The next rhythm is naturally that a peerless demon gives both soft and hard to Shanyun, sweet dates and sticks, color temptation and shadowless feet. Finally, Shanyun teaches her the method of condensation of sending light as a threat of not letting Shanyun sleep.

The peerless demon is naturally evil. Shan Yun took a nap, and she successfully practiced the separation of Ji Nianguang. It was completely useful. After that, she put on a pair of fists to the ten palaces of the divine world, stepped on the posture of the turtle continent, and showed off her power.

And then? Naturally, there is no then. Although this hammock has been modified by Shanyun, claiming that it is no problem to sleep ten pigs, it still can't stand the little heartless Li Jiaren's fists and kicks. Shanyun was originally busy and slept happily, but it was inevitable that his buttocks came down again, flat sand and fell like a wild goose, and almost fell to anus.

And someone who punched and kicked was naturally safe and sound, but Shanyun was unharmed, because someone standing on the ground safely was stepping on his crotch with one foot.

When Li Jiaren saw Shan Yun's face huddled into a ball with a dead father's face, she quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I stepped on you again... However, it's quite soft... Good boy, I'll knead it for you..."

Shan Yun quickly got up and said, "Forget it, forget it, I think I'm unlucky... That's all right. I don't even have a place to sleep.

Shan Yun felt that he was indeed unlucky to get home and provoked such a girl who liked to mess around. This was a retribution. I don't know if the poor guy who was ** twice had a normal function.

At this time, Li Jiaren put her hands on her chest and still looked happy, giggling on her face, like a little fool. She said carelessly, "Then you sleep with me!"

Shan Yun threw his unlucky complaints out of the sky. He remembered that he could sleep with the beauty and thought of **. He found that he had been sensed by a certain part of **. Now he was even more happy and said directly, "It's not a blessing. The ups and downs of life are really exciting."

Li Jiaren was wary and said, "I have to make a three-chapt appointment in advance. When you go to bed, your hands are unruly. I will cut my hands. If my feet are unruly, I will cut my feet."

Shan Yun said, "What if his hands and feet are unruly?"

"Then drag it out and cut it and become a human stick. Do you want me to explain to you that the divine horse is called a human stick?"

When he said this, the tiger exploded. Shan Yun quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, I understand, I understand..."

After turning off the lights!

"Bunuch, are you allowed to kiss me?" Someone said angrily.

"Well, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I just did it. It's not wrong! Moreover, the saint said that a gentleman doesn't do anything. Do you think the saint is wrong? Someone's words are solemn.

"You are cruel..."

Shan Yun was really very tired. He medited on the lazy scriptures before going to bed and fell asleep sweetly. On the contrary, Li Jiaren, who came to learn super cheating skills and was excited, came to prevent some obscene guy from taking advantage of it, so he slept late...

When Shanyun woke up, he lay down and put on a big word like a corpse. It was true that Qiu did not commit anything all night. However, after opening his eyes, he found that he had been violated.

In fact, in Li Jiaren's boudoir, there is a huge human bear puppet. She is used to sleeping on a human bear. Moreover, when the girl sleeps, like a newborn baby, she holds something in her hand and holds it to death.

When Shanyun fell asleep, she put it into a big word, just like a big brown bear. Now Li Jiaren is lying on her side, holding the hair of the "big brown bear" with one hand, and her head resting on the chest of the "big brown bear". Her thighs are split and pressed on the knees of the "big brown bear". Her other hand was supposed to habitually nest in the big brown. The bear's tail turned out to be found under the brown bear's buttocks for a long time in my dream, so I had to replace it with everything nearby.

Shan Yun threw herself to the ground to the girl Li Jiaren. Her hair was clenched to death. It took a lot of effort to lose three, four, five or six white hair. Instead of her hair with sheets, she freed her head.

He was clenched by the girl below, which made him feel ashamed and floating to death. He didn't know how to say that, but the guy below was restless, which caused him to be the leader of the revolution, and his fighting spirit was high. It must not be so easy for Shan Yun to liberate the revolutionary guy.

The sun came in from the window. As soon as Shan Yun looked up, he found that the corners of the beautiful woman's mouth were shining. It was really strange. The girl actually drooled while sleeping, which was quite a lot. In this way, Shan Yun was not only physically assaulted, but also mentally assaulted.

However, when Shan Yun's eyes passed through the beauty's mouth and looked down, he felt that this invasion was completely worth it. Sunshine, sunshine, the things that were originally white, are now completely snow-white, and the eyes of Shanyun are almost blinded.

He inevitably got excited, but Li Jiaren was still sleepwalking with Zhou Gong, holding it tightly in his hand...

Shan Yun's head fell heavily on the pillow. He didn't dare to look at it. If he continued to look at it, he was going to explode.

"God, earth, someone come and save me!"

"Mountain cloud, are you calling me?" Xuan's voice came from the sea of knowledge of Shanyun. The turtle missed his turtle girl very much, so he jumped from the night to the mountain cloud not long ago.

Xuan jumped out of the sea of knowledge of Shanyun and found Shanyun who had been "aggressed". He couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to smile obscenely: "Haha, Boss Shanyun, you are really beautiful."

"Silt down, pass the sound, do you understand, pass the sound, if this aunt wakes up, I have to buy a piece of tofu to kill myself." Shan Yun hurriedly preached.

"It seems that the tofu in the city of the sky is very expensive!" Xuan ridiculed, "What do you want me to do for you?"

"Let this aunt take her hand away..."

"Just break it!" Xuan smiled and said, "Do you need my help?"

"Get out of here. I've tried. My hands are too tight to break it. If I break it again, it will wake her up."

"What should I do?"

"If I know what to do, do I still need to find you?"

......

"I have to say that your thing is quite big, compared with my head when I was a child..."

"Get out... According to what you said, haven't I become a professional turtle-raising household?

"This is not what I said, this is what you said..."

"Bastard, find a way for me, I can't stand it... I've been peeing all night..."

......

"Shanyun Boss, after my calm thinking, I have thought of the secret of our turtle family, which may be able to help you."

"What's the secret?"

"Wang Ba listens to the thunder? Have you heard of... In short, in your human words, it seems that some kind of horse hides yin, shrinking yang into the abdomen..."

"Damn, what's the damage? Forget it. At this time, it's a good plaster to pull out the pus. Just use it!"

......

"I can't... It's useless to clenched too much and become smaller... What this girl eats and grows up, she doesn't use her strength to breastfeed so much!" Shan Yun was completely depressed: "Well, Xuan, you still have to find some sticks and have a peach instead of Li stiffness..."

"Tao Dai Li Ji? Boss Shanyun, I have to admire your imagination..." Xuan's mouth laughed from the beginning and now, his smile is completely crooked, and his facial muscles are almost twitching.

He looked around and really couldn't find any stick that was more suitable for Li Daitao's stiffness. He looked for a long time in his bag space. In addition to the crystal stone, there are all kinds of food. Where is the rod?

"No, Shanyun..."

"Go outside and look... Go and go back quickly. I'm suffocating."

After Xuan left, in less than half a minute, the sun shone on the beautiful woman's eyes. Li Jiaren, who had a good dream, felt a little dazzling, so he woke up. First, he yawned, then touched his mouth with his hand holding the sheet and opened his eyes...

"Ah!"

"Oh..."

Two calls came from the mountain cloud room.

Then there was a light sigh: "Wh!"

Li Jiaren rubbed her eyes and said, "What is this? Why do you have it or not?"

At this time, Shan Yun had extreme resentment for his future father-in-law. Why didn't he tell his daughter about the difference between men and women? Will you die if you talk about it?

He had a desire to die. When someone who was curious wanted to check his body, he began to struggle desperately to maintain his chastity.

"You're so stingy. What's so mysterious that you can't be seen..."

With great resentment, Shan Yun successfully diverted the beauty's attention and eliminated the crisis.

"How dare you reveal the way I sleep? I can't end with you..." The beautiful woman also knows that she sleeps badly.

Shan Yun slandered: You just want me to say it, and I dare not say it. If we say it, do we still have the face to meet people? I have already become a adulterous husband and a woman!

The turtle was out of breath and came in with a branch with fresh leaves on the branch. It seemed that the little turtle took a lot of effort to break it off. It seems that this is the "stick" that the little turtle has been looking for so long.

The beauty asked curiously, "Little turtle, what are you doing with a branch?"

When the little turtle saw that the crisis of Shanyun had been resolved, it became relaxed. He casually said, "Shanyun asked me to find a stick. The city in the sky was so clean that I didn't find anything, so I had to break a branch."

Xuan handed the branch to Shan Yun in person and said, "I'll give you the stick. I'll go back to bed."

In fact, as soon as he returned to the sea of knowledge of mountains and clouds, the turtle laughed so much that his stomach ached, and the laughter resounded through the sea of mountains and clouds.

Shanyun is really speechless now. What else does he have to say? Raise this best turtle at night, as long as you use his turtle a little. Thinking about it, what will be the expression of Li Jiaren holding a branch when she gets up in the morning? And how should he explain Shan Yun? Thanks to this turtle, I can think of it...

At this time, Li Jiaren was still chattering and asking Shan Yun. Why did he ask Xuan to pick branches so early?

The mountain cloud was very angry. He said, "What's the branch doing? Of course, it's for spanking.

"Ah? Whose ass are you spanking? Is it for me to spank your ass?"

"Of course, it's to spank your ass and wake you up, this little pig. Hey, how old are you? You still drool when you sleep..."

When Shan Yun said so, Li Jiaren turned into an angry bird. He grabbed the branch and said, "Well, whoever has the branch has the right to spank. The branch is on me. Naturally, I spank you. As soon as I promised not to say this, you start to say it now..." /P>

Shan Yun can only escape now. Although it doesn't hurt to be hit, at least it's a matter of face. Although, the face he had worked hard to save for more than ten years was completely lost in just a few minutes.

In the middle of the chase, suddenly a law enforcement officer of the Sky City in a white uniform knocked on the door and said, "I'm sorry to bother you. Just now, a citizen reported that someone destroyed the plants of the Sky City and escaped into this window, violating the top ten bans of the Sky City issued by the first god emperor and should be fined. ......”

Shan Yun began to be a little dumbfounded, and then suddenly found that the branch was inexplicably in his hand. Looking back, he found that Li Jiaren was hiding behind his back and having fun...

Shan Yun felt that he was too aggrieved. He was aggrieved all morning and was hurt like this by a woman and a turtle. How can he live this life? Fortunately, my body is strong enough and my waist bag is strong enough. Let's pay a fine!

The uniformed uncle's law enforcement was very standardized and said, "Hello, please tell me your name and pay a fine of 100 billion crystal coins."

Shan Yun was dumbfounded. This was the most expensive fine he had ever seen. He was afraid that he had misheard it and asked again, "What? How much?"

"Hello, it's 100 billion crystal coins. The sky city is difficult to operate and plants are not easy to grow, so the first god emperor ordered anyone in the sky city to destroy plants. Violators will be heavily fined. The range from 100 billion crystal coins to 1 trillion crystal coins, and the whistleblower gave him a bounty of 50 billion crystal coins.

You broke a branch, and it didn't damage much, so I'm in your 100 billion crystal coins. The law enforcement tree explained, and also showed the top ten bans of Sky City.

Pit!

Shanyun felt that there was a big pit in front of him, but he had to fill the pit with his own crystal coins.

"My name is Tian Changye, and here is the fine..."

The law enforcement uncle was slamed for a while, and suddenly showed surprise and ecstasy on his face and said, "What? Are you the magic ink man? Hello, Master King, idol, my son and I admire you very much... Can you take a picture and then give me an autograph? My son has been shouting for it.

"Oh, what about the fine?" Shan Yun touched his nose and asked.

"Oh, it's a small matter, but just a branch. The whistleblower is me... I thought I didn't find it..." After the law enforcement uncle got his autograph, his face was almost crowded with smiles, and there was no need to mention the fine.

After the law enforcement uncle left, Shan Yun exhaled a long breath and felt that the rise of life was implemented too quickly.

Li Jiaren said depressedly, "Well, I didn't expect you to be so famous? A signature is worth 100 billion crystal coins?"

As a result, Li Jia was hit by a branch on her buttocks. She looked at Shan Yun angrily and said, "Bang, why did you hit me?"

"Someone just said that whoever has the branch in his hand has the strength to spank..." Shan Yun said with a happy expression on his face.

After jumping in the room for a while, they finally calmed down, because the two found that it was getting late and it was almost time for the simulation competition.

With the pancake prepared with flowing sleeves in one hand and the mountain cloud with branches in the other, Xiao You** appeared in front of everyone.

Of course, he will not have a hard time with his own crystal coins. The branches in his hand have long been removed and processed, which is similar to a staff.

Shanyun nibbled the pancake and raised the branches to Li Jiaren, who was also eating pancakes. The latter's face turned red and covered his buttocks with his hands.

All this fell into Zhuang Ouxue's eyes, and Zhuang Ouxue's face was full of sneer. At this time, he has a new hairstyle with a little ** on his head, and the new combat mage costume. Everything is specially prepared for today.

Shiyin also came to the scene, and Shan Yun and Nature said hello to him. At this moment, Zhuang Ouxue came over and stirred up a fire and said to Shan Yun, "Tian will night, how did Li Jiaren come out of the room with you just now? Are you guys?"

The content and tone of this guy's speech, fully framed and emphasized, are completely for Shiyin.

Shan Yun smiled and said, "Yes, after the beautiful brother lost to me yesterday, he was not convinced, so he played 50 games with me until dawn."

Zhuang Ouxue nodded and said, "So, your energy is really good. You can still maintain such spirit in 50 rounds. Your battle is really exciting!"

Zhuang Ouxue can aggravate the accent of the word "jiqing", ** naked transfer and frame.

Shanyun naturally did not flinch. One hand pulled Li Jiaren, who pretended to have nothing to do with him, and said to Zhuang Ouxue, "My relationship with Jiaren and I are getting deeper and deeper at first sight, so here, I want to make a bet with you. If I can win you this time, you can return the mirror artifact of Jiaren brother. If I'll lose to you, and I'll return your sacred artifact, Taiji, how about it?"

Shan Yun's counterattack was domineering and direct. Li Jiaren and Shiyin were laughing in their stomachs, while others couldn't understand.

However, Zhuang Ouxue will not refuse this bet at all. He immediately agreed, "Okay, you're fine. I'll take this bet, but you won't go back on it, will you?"

Shan Yun laughed and said, "With your aunt Shiyin's testimony, are you still afraid that I will go back on my word?"

The word Aunt Shiyin came to Zhuang Ouxue's ears, as if Shan Yun was calling him "nephew", making him feel as uncomfortable as eating a pile of stool. He wanted to vomit blood but couldn't spit it out.

With Shiyin present, Zhuang Ouxue will never lose his temper. Even if he breaks his teeth, he will only swallow it into his stomach and say, "Okay, it's good..."

He roared in his stomach: "Let you be arrogant now, and I want you to look good later!"

Shan Yun said lazily, "I heard that Ou Xue has won a series of victories without a single defeat. Moreover, the armies of the four races are used in turn, which really makes me admire you. Just in time, I have studied the tactics of the four races. I don't know if you dare to have a random war with me?

The so-called random war is that both sides use random races, and the races are randomly generated, just like the locations of both bases are randomly generated. This kind of gameplay is not affordable for ordinary people.

When Zhuang Ouxue heard this proposal, she was secretly happy and agreed without thinking about it.

In his opinion, Shan Yun is simply looking for death. His secret skills can see the enemy's every move during the day of the simulated battle. If Shan Yun randomly goes to the race he is not good at and uses those tactics that he is not good at and is caught by him, it will definitely be miserable.