Chapter 821 Baby-making
Jing Ye held the wine jar in one hand, compared his middle finger to Xing Xie with the other, shook his body, and said slightly drunkenly, "You are standing and talking without back pain. What can they do if they don't run? You don't think about it. If we don't have enough preparation in advance to lure the enemy deeper, then this matter will be a big deal. I'm afraid that at the beginning, we will run faster than Uncle Dong Zhong and be embarrassed. Xiao Xingxing, you still want to drink so freely, and you don't know where to stay and drink the northwest wind!"
The partners all laughed. Today's things are unpredictable for them. The joys and sorrows of life are so fast that they are still in a little trance and have not recovered. Fortunately, there is something like wine, which can be both happy and shocking.
"It's really happy today. Not to mention the great prestige of our Lonely City, this wine with hundreds of millions of crystal coins, let's open our bellies like drinking water. Those light elves are still afraid that we don't have wine to drink, and send them here one jar by jar..." After drinking for several hours, Lei Ming's tongue was also a little big. "Good wine... Good wine, rare..."
The friends are a little crooked at this time. One person held a jar of wine, leaned on the balcony with a divine stone, drank a jar, and threw one under the balcony, showing their madness.
Xing Xie raised his leg and kicked a thunderous buttocks. As a result, his other leg softened and knelt on the ground.
"Damn... Lei Ming, why is your ass so hard? It's really difficult to blow up your **... Are you still worried that you won't be able to drink such good wine in the future? In the future, the Sky City and the Lonely City will be the boss of the night. Let's visit us if we have nothing to do. By the way, we will ask Chunchun's sister-in-law to take out wine to take a bath for us. At that time, you can drink as much as you want..."
He took five fingers and shook his five fingers in front of Xing Xie's eyes. He found that this guy had no reaction and said with a smile, "You guy, do you still want to take a bath with wine?" Soak it, soak it. At that time, the wine will become medicinal wine, and you will become a person.
Sancai took the wine jar in one hand and shrugged on the shoulder of the other. He burped and said, "Jing Ye, I still can't figure out what's going on today. Everything is too dreamy."
Jing Ye felt that it was too difficult to explain, so he pushed everything to his father-in-law: "Thanks to my father-in-law's hidden methods, we can control the twelve-star palace in an instant, so as to turn the situation around..."
Sancai was not so easy to fool. He continued to ask, "But how did all this happen today, but in the lonely city... Don't hide it from me, boy. Have you noticed all this for a long time? Anyway, I don't believe that the first emperor can arrange things so seamlessly after leaving the mainland.
Seeing that he couldn't escape, he could only say lazily, "Ha ha, well, I admit that today is a trap I set up to lead the snake out of the hole, and then give the hidden enemy a head-on blow... For today's game, I don't spend a lot of time..."
Xiao Er came over and said depressedly, "Damn, boss, why don't we know at all? Today, I was so scared that I peed my pants and wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy... Isn't it too unkind of you to do this?"
"That's..." The other three said with one voice.
Jiang Ye quickly raised his hand and apologized, "Well, well, well, it's my fault. Isn't it okay? However, I know in my heart that well-tested good brothers like you will never escape from the battle and kneel down and beg for mercy, so I'm not worried about you at all.
"This sounds like a human word... However, buddy, you have to be righteous next time. Don't fool our family..."
Sancai condemned the general night on behalf of everyone, and then I punched you and touched the general night.
The excitement here, the lonely city bosses on the side are also quite itchy, and they are eager to join the battle group one after another. However, their way of fighting is not fists and feet, but goblet.
"Xiaoye, the joy of engagement, the great success, double happiness, our jar of wine is directly dry... Are you not going to do it?" Iron toothless takes the lead.
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"Jiang Ye, my method is more svenient. I don't drink much, just drink half a jar, but as my apprentice, you have to drink more than me, what do you mean?"
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"Xiao Ye, there are so many people present. You have to thank me first. You see how beautiful you are now. You have raised eight flowers at home all of a sudden, and they are almost a garden... So, here, this jar of wine, you know..."
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The night has the feeling of a cow all over the face. These old men find all kinds of tricky reasons, and all kinds of them can't be refused. The night can only treat themselves as a wine bag and a rice bag, and drink as much as you want.
Finally, his body swayed, and his old man stood in front of him with a wine jar, one by one. With the impulse of Ye Youzhong to faint, he pulled a face into a bitter melon face and said, "Dad, you won't..."
Chen Feng grinned and said, "Baby, Dad is here to save you. Well, now you can go. I'll block it for you."
The adult who hasn't been ranked yet held a jar of wine with blood. At this moment, he said, "Morning madman, give me a reason first..."
"That's... If you drink, you have to have a bowl of water..."
Chen Feng smiled strangely at the group of old guys who shouted and said leisurely, "Tonight, what's the reason why the boy of night has to work hard for my family to make a baby?"
Well...
A group of people were stunned at first, then laughed and lost to Uncle Chenfeng.
Jiang Ye knows that his father is not wild when he is cute, but when he is crazy, he is so fierce that ordinary people really can't stand it.
After Chen Feng finished saying this, he drank a jar of wine with one hand, billions of crystal coins, and then threw the jar behind his head freely. He patted the red face of the night with empty hands and said, "Son, work hard, fight, your grandfather, your grandfather is a single pass. It's not easy... Now that our two men have come to a different army and give birth to more than a dozen or twenty of his mother, our family's incense suddenly became popular..."
Jiang Ye Xiao said speechlessly, "This difficult task should be completed by you first. I... I'll go back and have a rest first."
As soon as the night turned around, Tie Wuya sighed and said, "It seems that the work of breeding pigs is not so easy to do, and I am more relaxed and comfortable..."
Ye felt that he turned his head and turned into a pig. He wanted to turn back and reason with his teacher to prove that he was not a pig... But think about it, it's better to forget it. I'm not a pig, but a stallion. It's better to be a pig, because the night is as lazy as a pig.
When the pig returned to the pigsty at night, there was wind under his feet and wind on his mouth. The spring breeze shouted proudly: "Wifes..."
The reason why he is so proud is that he sees the sows. Oh, no, it's the girls lined up in a row, as if they were welcoming him. Jiang Ye meditated in his heart: one head, two heads, three heads...
This guy is really drunk and a little confused. He actually uses the word "head" to describe his sister. He also felt a little confused. He shook his eyes and wanted to wake up, because he counted three times, and the sows in his pigsty were still nine.