Chapter 9 Pingyang rides a tiger and teases the pig

Shan Yun sneered: "I'm not interested in your female tiger, but it's inevitable to play when I go back. If you accept her, you will inevitably be sad. If you destroy her, you will probably be even more sad."

One day, the husband and wife have a hundred days of kindness, and Blackbird also has a little conscience. He has never bowed his head to beg for mercy. At this time, he bowed his head and said, "Master, please let A Yan go. She is innocent. If you have any fire, just spread it on me."

Shan Yun listened to this sound of the master, and he had already plotted in his heart. Thinking that he could accept this arrogant bird man as his younger brother, it was not something that ordinary people could do.

"You are a little better than the coward of Zhuang Zuodie, and you also know how to think about your wife and children... What do you think we should do?

"You treat me as a puppet. On the surface, I deal with everything, but in fact, it's all controlled by you. What do you think?"

Shan Yun shook his head and said, "No, you are so bad-hearted... I'm worried about delegating power to you. You'd better be my mount! Besides, if you go back, your wife will definitely doubt you..."

"How could she doubt me?"

"Hey hey, a woman will doubt it. Your thing is half short. She looks at the wrong size, but she won't doubt you?"

The black bird's face was black, and he was aggrieved and didn't say anything.

"I'm a pure and good person. I never do anything. You should thank me, because I didn't completely remove you and left you half for being chic. At least you're still a man, right? As for your woman? I happen to be short of a maid and a cook. At that time, I will also occupy her and let her wash and cook for me..."

There was a bitterness in the black bird's heart. Knowing that his wife could not escape his same fate, he said angrily, "Isn't the ghost and the dance clothes in the underworld? Just ask them to do your laundry and cook..."

Shan Yun laughed and said, "Now the whole world thinks I'm dead, including the old fox in the Sky City. I also want to take advantage of this advantage to make a lot of money!"

The black bird can only meet and say, "Master is wise, this move can kill the city of the sky unprepared. Just wait for the boat on the other side of Momen to come back and play with me, and then you can kill the city of the sky without leaving any armor.

The mountain cloud knocked on the turtle of the black bird. The head smiled lazily and said, "Wrong, it's not your ghost, but my ghost. Don't you think so?"

The black bird is bleeding in his heart, but he has to admit it.

"What's so sad? Yours is mine. I won't be polite... If I hadn't been a pure and good person, I would not only want your family business, but also your woman.

The black bird is powerless to moan: "Master, you are really a pure and good person."

"Well, it's good to know... Come on, sing a song for me. Don't be embarrassed all day long. It's not cute at all. Don't think that you can crawl like a turtle now. To be a turtle, you have to act cute first. Come on, give me a cute one?"

The black bird's face is green again, and it seems that he doesn't know what is cute.

"You are better than Xuan Ben. You can't even act cute? Come on, old man, can I give you a cute one first? After saying that, Shan Yun made a grimace and smiled at the black bird.

Blackbird's world view has been subverted. For the first time, he realized that the man who stabbed the sky city three times was not only a pure and good man, but also cute.

His little heart couldn't help but suffer a big blow: it turned out that I had already passed the age of being cute.

"Do you want to sing?"

Blackbird couldn't raise his head and said, "I don't have a good voice. I always sing out of tune... Moreover, no one taught me..."

"Well, it turns out that you are a child who has no one to raise and no one to raise, okay... I'm in a good mood today. I'll teach you a song first. Don't call me father gratefully. I'm not that old yet.

The black bird felt a little cramps in its wings and really wanted to fall down and die on the beach.

As soon as he had this idea, there was a noise that was more broken than his voice: "I'm a little bird, and I want to fly high..."

His vicissitudes of life finally couldn't stand it. It shattered, turned into tears and came out of his eyes.

"Damn, I didn't bully you. Why are you crying?" Shan Yun knocked on his head again and cursed.

Blackbird had to say against his will, "No, master, you sang so well just now that I was moved to tears..."

"Good boy... Why are you crying? At worst, when I take your wife and let you have a round house with her, speaking of which, you have been holding it for a whole thousand years, this anger should be quite strong..." Shan Yun knocked on a mallet and gave another sweet date.

Blackbird was heart-wrave when he heard this, but he was discouraged when he thought about it and said, "That... Forget it!"

The pain in his heart can't be felt by everyone.

"What are you afraid of? I'm afraid that people will say that I abuse wild animals..."

"I'm afraid... I'm afraid that she hasn't found the little mushroom in the Black Forest all night..."

Shan Yun couldn't help being amused and said with a smile, "Grandma, you still said you can't be cute, Xiaoya, you are very cute!"

The little pig suddenly asked, "What is the black forest and what is a little mushroom?"

Shan Yun touched his forehead awkwardly and said after thinking about it, "I forgot that there is no grass in the forest of that Xuan guy..."

Lord Blackbird flew in swoop for a long time. Suddenly, he heard the little pig burst into a smile and said, "Shan Yun, you are so bad! How can you say such explicit words?"

Shan Yun smiled evilly and said, "I'm euphemistic. Don't you think I take good care of your face?"

"The more tactful you say, the more explicit you are. You still say that you are a pure and good person. How do I think you are neither pure nor good?"

The black bird almost raised its feet and a pair of wings in favor of the piglet.

Shan Yun said, "Anyway, you just need to know that I'm a pure and good person. It doesn't look like it. That's because I want to make you happy. You are a happy elf, so you should be happy... Well, let me tell you another joke! It is said that one day when the zoo ran for director, they discussed it and decided to choose by telling jokes. As long as anyone told a joke and everyone laughed, then that person was the director of the zoo. At first, Lao Niu told a funny joke, and all the animals in the zoo laughed, except for a pig. Although Lao Niu was angry, he could only be disappointed. Then, a zebra told a very funny joke. None of the animals laughed, but the little pig kept laughing. Finally, everyone asked her why she was so funny. The little pig said that she had only figured it out now. It turned out that Lao Niu's joke was so funny..."

Piggy thought this joke was funny and laughed heartlessly for a while. After a while, he remembered it. He stood up and laughed and complained, "Damn Shanyun, it turns out that you are saying that I'm slow to react? I heard that the little pig felt very strange before he realized it... You are so bad... It's so bad."

Shanyun was already on guard and easily dodged the attack of the piglet, but the black bird under his buttocks became the pond fish affected by the fire at the gate, his poor turtle. His head was almost cut in half, and he was so scared into a cold sweat without the magic body. If the majestic Death Demon King is stabbed by a little bamboo fairy, it is the funniest joke in the world. All the animals in the forest will laugh to death.

He couldn't help complaining, "Auntie, please react quickly. Don't do this coldly. I can't stand it..."

As a result, the little pig did not say a word, just to the turtle of the black bird. At the beginning, there was a burst of thorns. If he hadn't shrank his head quickly, he would have suffered again.

"Do I react quickly now?"

The black bird suddenly witherened and felt that he was completely bullied by a dog, and was bullied and riddened.

The mountains and clouds were swaying, the little pigs were making noise, and the black birds came to the Nether City tremblingly, but they found that there was chaos here, shouting everywhere, wolf smoke everywhere, and making a lot of noise.

Shanyun wrapped himself with a reincarnation hourglass and quietly sneaked in to check the cause of the chaos.

Soon, Shan Yun felt that he couldn't laugh or cry. It's true that there are many plots of bad people. There are many plots everywhere. There are especially many this year. It turned out that the insidious man in the Sky City launched a dark move again, destroying the cross-border transmission array that had been hard to repair in the Nether City... The method is also simple. When the first god emperor wandered in the death demon temple with the body of the demon emperor, he secretly put a soul ban on the demon king leader of the spiritual expedition army and quietly controlled many demon kings. When these souls forbid to slowly invade the soul of the demon king, Zhuang Zuodie controlled these demon kings to make chaos in the Nether City and destroy the cross-border transmission array.

The defense of the Netherworld's cross-border transmission array is not strict, but it is difficult to defend day and night, and it is difficult for domestic thieves to defend. What can Blackbird's little brothers do?

When Shanyun arrived, the little brothers of Black Bird were facing the anti-water demons. The little brothers surrounded but did not attack. It was not that they could not take the anti-water enemy, but that the anti-water enemy was too fierce. As long as they came forward, there would be a demon king self-exploding... In this case, the ghost shows the drawback of having no heads. At this time, no one in charge is in charge, and no one dares to come forward for fear that he is just cannon fodder.

"Hmm, Zhuang Zuodii's guy also blew himself up, but your little brothers are too pus, aren't they? How can so many people take a few little thieves that they can't do? Shan Yun lazily sneered at the black bird under his buttocks.

Blackbird felt that his face was cut off like knife noodles, and he could only complain: I'm a black butterfly, his grandma, and I'm going to gloomy me. Can I have a fair fight between men?"

"Humph, a bear, a bear, a nest of bears, not to mention that others are scheming, you are not much better. You plotted and plotted all day long, and ended up making yourself like a woman... Hey, do you think your little brothers are conspirating with each other like you? Everyone is afraid of death, and the more they lose, the more they lose, the foundation of this cross-border transmission array will be dismantled by the anti-water guy.

Blackbird is speechless. He can only stuff his breath into his stomach and cook it into a pot of porridge with resentment.

The little pig said, "Brother Shanyun, don't you think that these little brothers have become your little brother now, and this transmission array has become your transmission array?"

Shan Yun put down his mind about watching the play, touched the back of his head, and smiled, "Piggy, when did you become so smart? Hey hey, it really wakes up the dreamer..."

The black bird suddenly had the impulse to kiss the little pig, but he was afraid that Shan Yun would warn him not to get close to the little Lori, who already had a master.

So, the death demon emperor wearing the death knight's armor and holding the mournful sword of frost came out of thin air. Under the blessing of the reincarnation hourglass to the highest sacred weapon, the magic method of heart and magic was instantly controlled by the demons controlled by Zhuang Zuo butterfly.

In an instant, the situation was controlled, and the little brother of Black Bird, or the little brother of Shanyun, was boiling. They hung tears of excitement one by one to welcome their boss out of trouble. Everyone felt that the bitter and aggrieved life had come to an end.

As a result, their excited tears turned into aggrieved tears after a minute.

When they saw their boss lose their temper, the white frost blade in their hands turned into a bamboo battle, asked everyone to kneel down, and then began to spank one by one.

Wow...

Woo-woo...

At this time, the idea in everyone's mind is that although the boss is back, he is more perverted than before.