Chapter 79 Shameless Massage Powerful Trick
"Oh, be careful, don't work so hard. What if it's broken?" Shan Yun took a breath of cold air and quickly warned.
In the past, Li Jiaren was ignorant and brain-damaged, arrogant but not domineering. Now although she is much more sensible, she still has a lot of temperament. At this time, she was proud at first, and then said in surprise, "Well, why did your little cucumber become a big cucumber?"
"I'll go!" Shan Yun slandered in his heart, "After so many years, this pseudo-male beauty is still so naive and rotten."
In fact, innocence almost means ignorance. Shan Yun mourned for his future mother-in-law who died early, thinking about when he would replace his mother-in-law to educate this ignorant girl?
At present, fake boys and girls seem to have a tendency to treat cucumbers as unknown toys for girls and then explore them in depth. Shan Yun hurriedly said, "What's wrong? Do you still want to taste this cucumber?"
Under the excitement, Li Jiaren decisively put down the murder weapon, but said stubbornly, "If you want to eat cucumbers? I think cooked cucumbers are more delicious, what do you think?
Shan Yun said, "Hey, when I didn't say, when I didn't say..."
Li Jiaren took Shan Yun to her boudoir, decisively still a dirty and messy appearance, bra, belly pocket, bottom. The trousers are open in the corner of the bed, on the edge of the desk.
Shanyun, the princess who was lying comfortably on the pink gauze tent, exhaled deeply and smiled, "It smells so good!"
Li Jiaren hurriedly jumped up and down like a rabbit, put away the bra and belly pockets as Shan Yun could see, and said, "Shameless guy will take advantage of others!"
"Well, you're completely wrong. I'm just saying that your bed smells good, not this belly pocket. After saying that, Shan Yunyang raised a pink belly pocket in Yang's hand, and then put it into his space ring with lightning speed.
Like an angry little lion, Li Jiaren jumped into bed, sat on the back of the mountain cloud, and then his fist fell on his back like raindrops.
Then, after venting, she gently rubbed Shan Yun's shoulder: "Oh, soul, tell me how you came here these days? You chose the divine realm and the underworld with the power of one person. It must be very fierce, right?
Shanyun enjoyed the beauty's massage comfortably and said with a smile, "It's nothing. It's like playing a game. It's over."
"Oh? Is it the same as playing a game when you take out your heart?
"Peerless beauty, aren't you jealous?"
"No, when I heard the news at that time, I was sad and moved! However, I'm really happy that you're not dead!"
"Well, I think it's better to be less moved. For me, with the sadness of my beloved, it's better to play the world with you happily, don't you think so?
"Game World?"
"Well, what did you say that sentence? It's better to play games in the world than to help each other. In the future, I'm afraid I'm going to play games with you.
While Li Jiaren put her hands on Shan Yun, she thought that the man in front of her was the master of the turtle spirit world. He did have the capital to play games in the world. In the future, he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking spicy food. He was really the best choice for a good man. She said happily, "Say, is there anything interesting in the world? Question mark What game did you decide to take me to play?
"What do you think of unifying the three worlds of gods and demons and giving you the twelve worlds as a back garden?" Shan Yun said calmly.
Li Jiaren laughed out loud, hammered Shan Yun with his fist, and said with a smile, "You guy, when you say you are fat, you start to gasp. Give you a cow, and you blow it upside down. Can such a thing be regarded as a game? I don't know how many strong people in the world dare not think about it. Even my father probably doesn't have this idea.
"Do you think I can think about it?"
"You can think about it, but do you really want to do it? Am I telling the truth? This game is not ordinary, right?
"The games under the sky don't seem to be very fun, so I chose an unusual game to play! Do you think I'm not qualified to play this game, peerless beauty?
With that, Shan Yun turned over and looked directly at Li Jiaren.
"Oh, you are now the master of one world in the twelve worlds. Although this world is a little small, it is still alive. Speaking of which, you are indeed qualified to play this game."
"Hey hey, that is to say, I'm not bragging. Since I want to play and have the right to play, let's play. Anyway, I'm idle."
"Me, big soul, aren't you afraid to finish all your family background. What will I eat and drink with you in the future?"
"Well, anyway, it's a game. Winning or losing is just a game. For me, even if I lose everything, it's just from the beginning. With my ability to grow flowers and plants and serve crops, how can I not feed you?
"I remember that your profession seems to be really a farmer, and your ability to grow flowers is not bad... However, when will someone be proud to be a farmer's gardener? It's really strange." Li Jiaren said with a little sarcasm.
As soon as Shan Yun's body trembled, he shook Li Jiaren down from his body, and then turned over. The farmer turned over and straightened up: "Ha ha, farmers and gardeners are first-class good professions in the world. Take this gardener as an example. I can not only grow flowers, but also have the ability to pick flowers!"
After he finished speaking, he used the legendary obscene move - dragon grab.
"Soul light, what do you want to do? How dare you be rude to me in both wombs, so that my father knows that he must break your leg and not break your third leg. At that time, you can't blame me for breaking your delicate cucumber. Li Jiaren struggled and threatened to resist with words.
Being pulled out of the future father-in-law, Shan Yun was really not so bold and presumptuous. He blinked calmly and said, "Look at what you said, I didn't do anything bad... Didn't you give me a massage just now? Now I'll give you a massage, isn't it even? You know, I've always been very fair. If others give me a peach, I will repay it.
The shameless theory of the bastard in front of her made Li Jiaren's boudoir messy. Her face flushed, and she could pinch out the water delicately: "Soul light, is there anyone in the world who massages like this?"
"Oh? Peerless beauty, how do you massage? Is that so? Or is it like this?"
Some towering and beautiful peaks are constantly changing shape in the hands of a bastard.
"Let go, do bad things in broad daylight, shameless, how bad would it be if my father saw it?" Li Jiaren struggled.
"Hey hey, take your father out again to scare people. Now your father likes me very much. Because of his cooperation with our Momen, he is so rich that he has been steadily pressing the Pisces Palace for a long time. Gaga, I also collect some interest from his old man first. Well, it's a little oil!" The mountains and clouds are evil.
Li Jiaren, who has no experience or experience, is guided by his predecessors. Although he has made up some theoretical knowledge between men and women, he is still a complete rookie. She only felt that her whole body was dry now, and some parts had reactions that made her very ashamed and angry, which made her feel very confused.
"Ah, it's really squeezing out the oil. Stop it!" Li Jiaren shouted inexplicably.
Shan Yun was surprised for a while, and then he couldn't help but continue to tease, "Oh? Tell me, where did the oil come out?
"No, you let go first..." Li Jiaren is not willing to say anything.
"Hehe, tell me, I'll let you go. By the way, it feels really good!"
"Ran, will you let go? If you don't let go, I'm going to make a unique move!" Li Jiaren had no choice but to threaten.
"Dad, please come out? It doesn't work anymore. There is my hourglass around here. Girl, even if you break your throat, no one can hear it. The hooligan mountain cloud released some classic hooligan evil quotes.
"Well, you forced me. Look at my trick!" Li Jiaren shouted loudly.
And then? Then there is no more.
In fact, Shan Yun felt that there was no more in his hand. Just now, a woman's plump "chest muscle" has now become a man's strong chest muscle.
With no problem with his sexual orientation, he felt speechless for a while. The evil power that drove him just now suddenly disappeared without a trace. He fell on the big pink ** and sighed, "What a unique move, it's too mother. In this case, you and I will have a son and a grandson."
"Gagaga... Do you think I will be at your mercy when I go to your bed like an ordinary woman?
"Well, you're awesome, you're awesome. Force, I admire it so much.
The two played for a while. Li Jiaren heard the shameful cry of Shan Yun's stomach, so he took him to have breakfast, and then arranged for Shan Yun to formally visit Li Jiaren's father Li Xiaoyao.
After Shanyun eliminated the grain that ordinary people could not reach, he followed him into Li Xiaoyao's study. In the study, Li Jiaren changed back to his daughter's family and talked to Li Xiaoyao about Shanyun with great interest.
When Shan Yun came in, he heard Li Jiaren say to Li Xiaoyao like this: "... Shan Yun said that he would fight in the three worlds and unify the world. This game seems to be very fun. Dearest dad, can you let me out and let me play this game..."
Shan Yun couldn't help but feel helpless: women's mouths have always been not tight, especially the mouths of beautiful women.
Therefore, in the next conversation with Li Xiaoyao, he had to say his plan and the conversation with Zhuang Zixu without reservation, and then listened attentively and prepared to listen to the teachings of his predecessors.
Li Xiaoyao patted his thigh and said, "Well, Zhuang Zixu, you want to repair Momen again with this and try to reverse the current decline. The abacus is very good."