Chapter 97 The Best Onmyoji Underwear Call

At that time, it was the thin West Mountain. A round of red sun was about to sink into the endless sea, and the sunset glow soaked the vast ocean into blood, which was very gorgeous. Everyone saw a giant panda with a body length of more than 10 meters lying on the bank of the river and nibbling cheap bamboo. A pair of pandas looked back at the crowd doubtfully, looking very naive, cute and cute. There was a fluffy guy lying on the giant panda. At this time, the guy crossed his legs and hung a wine gourd on his legs, ignoring everyone's bystands. He just looked at the sunset with drunken eyes, and then held a mahogany pen in his hand and drew scribbled curves on a piece of paper in the air. He couldn't see what was drawn.

Shan Yun looked at this guy again. Even the muddy long hair stuck together because it hasn't been washed for months can't hide his vigorous and handsome face. However, a pair of drunken eyes and thick eye bags make people feel that he is as naive as a panda around him, and his thick double chin with thin lips make people feel He is as dull as a panda, and a few conspicuous freckles on his face make people think he is very cute. It was a long-lasting but childish face, as if it were the childlike and steady temperament on his body.

In a word, this is a face that is not annoying, especially when women look at it.

Just looking at other places, people will find it ridiculous. Because this sloppy guy is actually wearing a pink bathrobe worn by a woman after bathing. It's okay to wear a women's bathrobe. It's a great sin not to have a chance for more than ten days, so that people can't tell the true face of the bathrobe. If they don't look carefully, they think that this sloppy man is just wrapped in a sheet. Compared with this sloppy owner, the cute and naive giant panda loves to be much cleaner, and its hair is clean and smooth. People who look at them will worry that the damn owner's dirty clothes will stain the panda's hair.

In addition to a wine gourd hanging on his feet, the man also hung a thick scroll with a book of bamboo slips around his waist. In addition, the bald brush with the tip of the pen he was holding in his hand at this time seemed to be all this guy's possession.

However, the panda still carries two baskets on its body. There is a large wine jar in the basket on the left, and the basket on the right seems to be a waste paper basket, which is stacked with a lot of ghost-like graffiti waste paper.

The naive giant panda let out a gentle roar, as if there were guests coming to the owner. However, the man in a women's bathrobe was still focusing on the picture of the sunset with the tip of his pen, and did not mean to look back at all.

When the last stroke was completed, the man licked the tip of the pen with his tongue, then carefully pinned his beloved mahogany pen to his waist belt, then kneaded the empty white paper into a ball, and casually threw it into the waste paper basket on the right.

"Yo, someone actually came to my third young master. It's really the sun came out in the west. Well, let me guess who they are!" The old drunkard covered his eyes with his hands and laughed in a drunken crazy tone, "Hey hey, there must be a self-proclaimed romantic but not romantic at all. Xiao Dacai, who claims to be a swordsman but is not cheap at all, although in my eyes, I suspect that you are indeed a person like his name, chicken. The chicken is a little small, but I can't reveal your bottom too much if there is a woman nearby. Speaking of women, ah, don't make a sound. You rely on me to smell the fragrance to know women's skills. There are a total of six beautiful women here. Of course, there are two beautiful women who have not grown up yet. Among the four beautiful women, the one with the fragrance of daffodils must be gentle and cute, and the one with the fragrance of orchids must be quiet and with jasmine. The one with the fragrance of flowers must be naive and lively. As for the one with the fragrance of roses, there is actually a faint smell of copper on his body. Hey hey, although he may be greedy, he should be a temperamental person.

As for men? One is with a knife, with the domineering spirit of the swordsman on his body, and the other is a sad sissy on his body. It should be the pale dragon and Baiqi. As for the one next to you, oh, there is no breath on your body, but I can still feel your lazy aura like drunkenness, which can be regarded as my generation. The person in the door.

Haha, now is the time to witness the miracle. Let's see if my nose smells right?

After saying that, the man let go of his hands and looked around at the crowd with a pair of dark eyes.

"Oh, it's a pity that I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end. The three beautiful women belong to me, and I don't like the rest. It's a pity, it's a pity..."

The people present were more or less shocked, because from everyone's point of view, the drunken guy in front of him really smelled a penny with his nose. Even Li Jiaren, who converted himself into a man with a rune at this time, did not escape his nose.

Xiao Ji, who is used to hanging out with the man in front of him, smiled and said, "Don't be fooled by this guy. He is born with a nose, and he is a yin and yang master. He is very ** to all kinds of breaths between heaven and earth."

"You... How do you know I'm a woman dressed as a man? Li Jiaren was smelled by gender for the first time, and it was inevitable that she was surprised far more than ordinary people.

"Oh, you are using a powerful charm, right? I have a little research on Fu Lu, so I know one or two. The man's drunken eyes showed peach blossoms: "Unfortunately, I don't know you really become a woman. Now I can only imagine... But you don't have to guess, you are a beauty... Yo... I was lucky today. I saw three great beauties at a time.

The man who committed peach blossom red eyes couldn't help thinking a little bit, but was interrupted by an angry voice: "Sirty bastard, why do you say that I have a smell of copper on my body? Also, how can I be regarded as a beautiful woman? Why do you ignore me?"

The voice is Yi Xiaodai. This girl has a little dull body. She can say whatever she wants, and her emotions are written on her face.

The man sat down cross-legged on the back of the giant panda, leisurely supporting his chin, and said drunkenly, "Yo... Take a closer look. The little lady is not bad-looking. Look at this calf, look at this waist, but her chest is a little smaller, but there is still some squeezing the ditch. As for why you smell like copper, look how tight your little hand is holding the crystal card. Like the rich man Xiao, you care so much about that little money. The bitch is ruthless and the actor is unrighteous. That's because both the bitch and the actor value money, so they are ruthless and unrighteous... Yo, little sister, you won't be ruthless, but you're a little cute.

Some drunken and crazy men are talking nonsense. At this time, there is an extra woman's promiscuous trousers in their hands, and a red panda pattern is embroidered on the promiscuous trousers.

Yi Xiaodai has been stunned! Just now, the man said that she was dragging the crystal card tightly, and she was a little surprised that the man was very accurate. At this time, she was stunned to see the panda underwear in the man's hand and felt that her buttocks were cold.

Unconsciously, she found herself saying.

"Bastard, I'm not finished with you... Give me back my underwear!" Yi Xiaodai is on the verge of rage.

The drunken man probably saw Xiao Ji staring at him, so before Yi Xiaodai officially went crazy, he returned the panda women's trousers to the original owner. However, the next moment, he had an extra crystal card in his hand, and the other hand freely took the crystal card sensor, carefully looked at the numbers on the crystal card sensor, rubbed his eyes hard, and was surprised for the first time: "Mom, 1,2...7,8, eight zeros, am I really drunk? However, it's one hundred million divine stone coins, haha... It's developed. It turns out that I bumped into a real rich man. Can this white-haired rich man lend me 100 million divine stone coins? I guarantee that I have lived among thousands of flowers and won't touch the leaves. I will definitely pay you back if I have money in the future.

After saying that, he held the crystal card tightly.

However, he doesn't have any British name, and he will never pay back the money, and he has no intention of discussing with others now.

Shan Yun smiled lazily at the corners of his mouth, which was the same as the light smile on the corners of his mouth after getting drunk. After laughing, Shan Yun just shook his head and then sighed.

"Oh!"

Then Long Sanshao felt a shock in his hand, and the crystal card carrying 100 million divine stone coins turned into flying ash.

Long Sanshao felt at that moment, as if something important of his vitality had been taken away, and his body was suddenly demented. Then, he looked at his hand and clenched his hand angrily, "Soul Dan, this is 100 million divine stone coins, 100 million, that's all. How much wine can I buy, how many beautiful women can redeem, and how many children can I raise? At least, you don't have to worry about being thrown into the river the next day... If you have money, you don't have to play like this.

Shan Yun just smiled faintly and said, "Anyway, that's my money, right?"

The drunken Long Sanshao rubbed his eyes again. This time he seemed to be more sober. He tilted his head and asked, "Who the hell are you? Why are you coming to me?"

Shanyun found a piece of land to sit down and said lazily, "Guess?"

"It seems that there has never been a person like you in the Dragon Continent, and there is no player like you on Neutral Island. Where on earth did you jump out?"

Long Sanshao, who can't guess at all, can only wait for Xiao Ji to hit and say, "Master Xiao, you brought people. You must know, right?"

"Demon, evil, you have been free for so long that someone has finally come to take you." Xiao Ji laughed happily, "This is my younger brother. He wants you to work under him. Haven't you been crying and shouting to find someone to support you? Now the person who can really support you is here.

Shan Yun nodded and said bluntly, "Come with me. You don't have to worry about eating and drinking. You have a lot of money. The crystal card just now is just your monthly salary. As long as you work hard enough, the bonus is not a problem. In addition, out of sincerity, I have helped you repay the debt you owe to Xiao. There is also wine. The panda wine fairies in our Momen are masters of winemaking, and the dwarves in the country are also a family of wine forest. There are many good wine, just open up and drink. As for women? As long as you don't move my woman, I have no problem. Of course, you can't move my baby daughter..."

"Oh... What the hell is this guy? Long Sanshao burped wine, licked his lips again and said, "Speak so confidently? In my opinion, the people who can support me, Long San, are the same as those who can subdue you, the rich man Xiao, have not been born yet!"

Xiao Ji's face twitched, and he couldn't help but say, "To tell you the truth, although I was overshadowed by this boy, I still lost to this boy, so I decided to hang out with him..."