Chapter 183 Stand up and pee. Can you do it?
Unable to say a word, Shan Yun began to talk to the pure girl.
However, the eagle's ambition is a little immune. As soon as the little face pulls, the murderous spirit comes out: "You are so stupid. There must be something wrong with the child's IQ in the future. Don't say such stupid words to me anymore. Well, let's get to the point. Should we say the bet just now?
Obviously, Eagle's Ambition is still thinking about the bet of the 10 billion divine stone coins!
Shan Yunliang took out a divine stone crystal card in his hand, grabbed a crystal card sensor with the other hand, swiped it with the crystal card, and said, "Honey, this crystal card is exactly 10 billion divine stone coins. If you have the ability, come and get it!"
Eagle's Ambition's face should not be, but he subconsciously licked his lips with his tongue and said, "It seems that you have the consciousness of losing. Tell me, what do you think you men can do, and we women can't do?"
Shan Yun played with the crystal card in his hand, and his obscene expression appeared on his face and said, "It's very simple. We men can stand and pee. Can you women do it?"
"This..." The Ambition of the Eagle, who was full of confidence just now, had a pimple in his eyebrows at this time, and his face was pale. Obviously, he was asked. Finally, she couldn't help saying angrily, "You are shameless to compare this kind of thing!"
Shan Yun pretended to be innocent and said, "It's not that I'm shameless, but you are too confident. Men and women have different body structures. Is this peeing posture? It's not because you are awesome. It's different."
Eagle's ambition is unwilling to be frustrated by this man again and again. Of course, there is no psychological advantage that he finally won just now. Her two little fists were tightly pinched, and her eyes seemed to spewing flames.
She knew that she was also hit by a man's excitement!
Suddenly, she "hummed" as if she had made up her mind. She spit out four words between her teeth and said, "I can do it!"
Shanyun felt as if he had been electrocuted by a 100,000-volt high-voltage electricity. The electricity was so focused on the outside and tender inside. He said to himself: Is this woman crazy? In order to win my 10 billion stone coins, he was willing to stand up and pee on his trousers?
He shook his head and said, "I don't believe it. I absolutely don't believe it!"
Eagle's ambition said coldly, "What's wrong? Do you want me to perform for you in person?"
Shan Yun only felt that a huge ** hit him, and he couldn't help fantasizing about a different scene. In the scene, the eagle's wild said to himself, "Brother Shanyun, come on, I'll take off my trousers and pee for you... You have to open your eyes!"
He felt that this was a complete illusion. With the cold character of the woman with the eagle's ambition, he could never do such a shameful thing. If she had been so thick-skinned, she would not have been bullied so badly by her own scoundrels before.
"Humph!" Such a word spewed out of the nose of the eagle's ambition, expressing complete contempt: "I'm afraid you are thinking about something bad again!" I don't mind if you stand by, because I'm going to pee standing in the river... Do you think this kind of thing can be difficult for me? What a fantasy!"
Standing in the river to pee?
Shan Yun is convinced of this woman. If she does this, she can completely avoid herself and do it calmly. The pee was washed downstream by the river, which did not harm the woman's elegance and purity at all.
Seeing Shan Yun was dumbfounded, Eagle Zhiwang quickly grabbed the crystal card in Shan Yun's hand, pulled it over hard, and said, "Stupid bird, just send me money. I will never refuse!"
Shan Yun, who was called a silly bird, smiled helplessly and soon recovered from his stupid state. He is not the kind of person who is addicted to money, and he doesn't care much about winning or losing. In this, he only feels that the woman in front of him is really interesting and smart enough to be terrible in the eyes of others, but in his opinion, she is very cute.
He said lazily, "Take my money, and you have promised me to show me how you pee in the river!"
No matter how hard the eagle's ambition is, he also blushes when he thinks of peeing in front of a man. Moreover, the man's demeanor of not paying attention to the 10 billion divine stone coins at all also makes her feel a little broken. At the same time, she is depressed, because he has worked hard to gain the upper hand. He just wants to see the man's loss and chagrin, but now he seems to have nothing to do. Of course, it's depressing.
In the central battlefield, the young couple and his wife played happily around a table, but outside the field, the shadow play became more and more mysterious. Not to mention that the Momen and Moyu warriors gathered on Jiaye Island can't understand, even the two big spectators thousands of miles away are also confused. They don't know how far the battle between the "frizzy young man" and the "insidious woman" is going.
In their opinion, the previous two sides summoned some soldiers into the central battlefield. Obviously, it was a big fight between soldiers and generals. Although they don't know who will kill the deer, as time goes by, the longer they wait, the more they think about how tragic the fight inside is. What lingering in their minds is the scene of corpses and the sea of blood, killing like crazy.
At the same time, they also saw that the battle between the two sides escalated with each other, because both Men and Moyu summoned new soldiers to enter the central battlefield on the battlefield. The Momen warrior was summoned by the king of the Mozhe and entered the super-time summoning door as if he was dead. He looked solemn and had the will to die. The demon god of the demon realm was summoned by the Ambition Lord of the God of War Eagle, and his eyes were infinitely enthusiastic. He entered the door of the colorful Holy Spirit, as if he could give his life and death to such a great existence, which was the honor of their demon warriors.
This time, the number of soldiers on both sides who were summoned into the central battlefield was the same. The big spectators in the distance couldn't help wondering whether their soldiers fought hard in the previous battle. There were few left, and no one won whom, so this time summoned an equal number of soldiers at the same time? When the soldiers entered the central battlefield, they were also ready to fight for life and death. It was expected that the battlefield at this time must be bloody and the flesh was flying.
However, both the spectators of the divine realm and the underworld, as well as the soldiers as supporting roles, have guessed wrong. They didn't think of the beginning, because the young couple just sat down and played three games before, and the soldiers who were summoned in were just gambling as each other's chips. They didn't guess the result. At this time, what they saw was not even a little bloody smell, just a huge glowing chessboard. The instructions they received were somewhat strange. They formed a circle of 500, 1000, 2000, 5000, 10,000 and other different numbers of soldiers, which were placed in different positions on the chessboard. These soldiers had to hold a glowing chess piece condensed from the spirit of the origin. The chess pieces of the red square are condensed by the power of Xuanhuang, and the chess pieces of the black room are condensed by the ghost spirit. The breath is different and distinct.
Chess pieces also have superiority and inferiority. The soldiers on the chessboard are composed of 500 soldiers, 1,000 soldiers are composed of soldiers and phases, 2,000 soldiers are composed of cannons and horses, 5,000 soldiers are composed of cars, and 10,000 soldiers are composed of 10,000 soldiers. Obviously, he is a general and a handsome man. Smart people can see at a glance that this is a decisive battle with soldiers as pawns and chessboards as battlefields, and two commanders as players.
Xuan ended his career as a servant serving a woman and became a mount of Shanyun. He floated high above the red chess pieces. Shanyun lay on the tortoise shell, turning the frost-s sad pig into a nail clipper and began to trim his nails, lazy and indifferent. The Ambition of the Eagle sat on the four dragon chariot with its head held high, holding a white feather fan, floating like a fairy.
The red side moved first, and Shan Yun raised his eyebrows. He had already issued an order to the Momen soldiers: cannon two flat one!
The round array of 2,000 people carried the glowing "cannon" and moved a grid to the left side of the chessboard.
"Hmm?" The eagle's ambition sounded doubtfully. Obviously, she rarely saw people like this at the beginning, and she began to guess the chess path of Shanyun in her heart.
Thinking of this guy's style of commanding the army in simulated combat, the invincible strangeness makes her feel a little psychological now.
However, she is extremely confident in the way of chess. She does not change her chess style, but continues to take the fierce march style, as she believes: the best defense is attack, and the best attack is not to defend.
Cannon 2 flat 5!
This action was full of savage and roughness at the beginning.
The mountain cloud cannon did not choose the middle road, but the strange side road. This is to make the lead, and the eagle's ambition is very rude to take the lead.
"Honey, let your gunfire come more violently. Don't pity me!" Shan Yun looked like a "big" and said.
At the same time, he began to defend, Ma Er Jin San, and defended the middle soldier.
Cannon 8 flat 6!
Eagle's Ambition moves the right cannon in advance to form a 56 gun pattern, in order to prevent the opponent from leaving the car, threaten his cannon, and at the same time have the possibility to block his feet.
Fight and nine!
Is it a side gun again? The pattern of bilateral guns? The eagle's ambition frowned. After thinking about it for a while, he was still ready to attack!
Ma 2 into 3!
Ma Ba Jin 7!
Car 1 square meter 2!
Shan Yun smiled lazily, and a car came tit-for-tat, and the red and black cars were facing each other, which was forcing each other.
"Wife, shall we go with one? Change the car, you earn 5 billion yuan, I have 5,000 more demons, you and I won't lose!" Shanyun is lazy.
Eagle's ambition is a little angry. In the offensive pattern of 56 cannons, the two cars can get the maximum firepower output in their hands. Now the shameless guy who is the defender is forcing himself to fight at the beginning, which is to depreciate his combat effectiveness. However, can you not exchange it yourself? If you want your car to go back to the nest, not to mention taking a step, you will lose your momentum.
Therefore, she would rather suffer a hidden loss than lose momentum. The car took the initiative to exchange it, at least let the other party's horse run one more time.
The black car ate the red car, and the red car composed of 5,000 ink warriors was sucked into the magic weapon space as soon as it was sucked by the greedy wolf spirit weapon sacrificed by the eagle's Ambition. Shan Yun naturally returned to the horse and ate the red car, and 5,000 demon warriors were sucked into the hourglass's stomach by the reincarnation hourglass.
The soldiers on both sides found the murder at this time, which was a little terrify. Only then did they know that their life and death were completely out of their control and were only determined by the situation. As long as the chess pieces you represent are eaten, you will become a prisoner of the enemy. You don't know whether you will be sold as a slave or a maidservant, a chicken or a duck!
There is a sadness on the battlefield!