Chapter 228 The middle leg is split, and the five horses are dismembered
However, leaving good things behind is also an excellent way to eat vegetables. This is the glorious tradition inherited by Shan Yun and the night in the Momen. When the Mo people eat, they usually eat the next dishes first and leave the good ones behind, which probably means bitterness and sweetness.
At this time, although Shan Yun can't really be ecstasy with his sister, his ears and warm words are also an elegant spiritual "dinner". Shan Yun lay on a chair, and Yingzhi's ambition sat in his arms. This action was very natural, because her sister had also done it. After she couldn't fall, there was naturally no reason to refuse this posture.
Because she couldn't fall behind her sister, Little Lily was trying a new way to drink tea. A bad guy took a sip of tea, crossed his mouth to the little nightingale's mouth, and at the same time took the opportunity to save it. The little nightingale thought it was very interesting, because she heard that her sister also liked this way. The difference was that her sister smoked and she drank tea.
The difference between smoking and drinking tea seems to be the difference between the two sisters. For Shan Yun, each has its own advantages.
"Come on, tell your brother about what happened when you were young, okay? Of course, if you want to talk about your family before you entered the game world, I would be happy to be an audience.
When a woman finds that a man says this, she is extremely gentle. In this case, she used to only talk to her sister. The word home is a little far away for her. At this time, she picked it up again, but she sighed deeply.
"I was born in a long-standing family. My father inherited the Taoist inheritance of the Chinese country for a long time, but he was obsessed with the study of science and technology. My mother is a white fox of the demon clan and the inheritor of one of the demon clans. The one who lives next door to our house is my sister's house. My sister's father is my uncle. Like my father, he also has the inheritance of the Chinese country. He is just a Confucianism, and my aunt is a witch from a distant Western godland... The family I and my sister live in are all hidden, but they shoulder the mission of inheriting civilization. At the critical moment, they even have the awareness of making sacrifices. The little nightingale immersed in memories looks more and more like an innocent little girl, as if recalling her childhood: "However, most of the time, we are fine and can live the life we want to live freely. My father is a teacher in school, and my mother is a dancer. The uncle is even more strange. He is a novelist and a part-time urban chivalrous thief. He specializes in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and saving the suffering people in danger. When my aunt is more careful about chivalrous thieves, she is my uncle's assistant. They are well-known but unknown male and female heroes..."
"The male and female heroes? No wonder the reason why your sister is so brave and capable has something to do with heredity! As for you? Obviously, it inherits your mother's artistic temperament, which is much more gentle. Shan Yun leaned lazily on the chair, leaned on the back of the chair with his left hand, held his forehead, and expressed his opinion at this time.
The Ambition of the Warbler smiled, and her talking eyebrows bent into a crescent shape. She said, "Yes, my sister has dreamed of becoming a chivalrous thief like uncles since she was a child. Every time she quietly follows them, be their little tail, and asks her uncle to take her to practice chivalry and righteousness. She is much bolder than me. She dares to go anywhere and likes to take me with her. She is much more capable than me. In our place, many people carry inheritance. Children of the same age often fight with each other. Even if they can't hide, they can't hide. Every time I'm in danger, my sister can always protect me in time!"
"Hey, so the little white eagle is a model sister. No wonder you have such a special relationship with her..." Shan Yun praised lazily, with a smile on his face.
The little nightingale said seriously, "Don't laugh. Is this funny?"
Probably, Lily is quite ** in this regard. After all, the relationship between men and women is rare, so it is strange.
"Don't be nervous!" Shan Yun smiled and said, "Anyway, I don't mind the relationship between your sisters. Anyway, it's all in my pot. It doesn't matter if it's in a bowl or a basin. Anyway, I eat it alone."
The little nightingale smiled and said nothing about this, but some people were unhappy. They opened the door and broke in directly and said, "Eat, eat, eat you big-headed ghost, aren't you afraid of being choked to death?" If you dare to take advantage of my sister behind my back, I think you are tired of living.
If you don't see the person, smell the person first, and the mountain cloud will know who is coming. Only the eagle's ambition is used to calling itself me, and only a fierce person like her can say such fierce words.
As soon as Ying Zhiwang's body stiffened, he immediately stood up and lowered his head like a little girl who did something wrong.
Shan Yun sat still, tilted his head lazily, looked at the eagle's ambition with slanted eyes, and said with a smile, "Yo, what a coincidence, my wife, were you caught and raped in the chair?"
Eagle's Ambition is not shy at this time. It seems to be in a good mood. With a half-joking and half-serious expression, he said, "In the future, you are not allowed to touch half of your sister's fingers without my permission."
"Why?" Shan Yun asked puzzledly.
"Because she is my, and I want to protect her!"
When this reason was said, Shan Yun felt that he was robbing a girl with a man, and he actually became a rival with Eagle's Ambition. Shanyun is not an ordinary person, and there is no embarrassment about it. Instead, he is interested. He lit the cigarette with his fingers, smoked a few times, and then said, "If the little nightingale is willing to be bullied by me and likes to be bullied by me, I don't think I can do anything about it. What can you do with me? After all, she is a free bird and has the right to choose.
"At this point, I never interfere with her freedom. If she is willing, I will help him make up for it. Of course, if she doesn't like it, you force others, or use some shameless method, I will make you look good.
Eagle's Ambition said so, but most of Shan Yun's heart was released. This secret statement means fair competition. He doesn't believe that he can't compete with a woman. I don't know, as long as you deal with this whistling woman, the little nightingale will directly "buy one get one free". Therefore, he said confidently and jokingly, "How do you want me to look good?"
Eagle's Ambition stared around the lower body of the mountain cloud with cold eyes and sneered, "How do you want to look good? It's very simple. If you become an eunuch, don't you even have the ability to bully women? In that case, I will be completely relieved.
Shan Yun was a little speechless by the ferocity of this woman, and his face was helpless: "My wife, don't you need to be so cruel? It doesn't count that you murder your own husband, but also murder your own happiness for the rest of your life. Do you want to stay widowed?
"I'd love to, can you?"
Seeing that the two people around him who cared about him had a tendency to fight, the little nightingale quickly persuaded, "Okay, okay, what's the fight? If the people next to you hear you, why don't you die with a smile?
Shan Yun replied lazily, "I'm not afraid of being laughed at. I'm thick-skinned!"
The eagle's ambition was full of anger again. She stretched out her index finger, thought for a moment to shrink her index finger, stretched out her middle finger, and said, "You are not thick-skinned, you are shameless!"
The little nightingale said angrily, "If you want to quarrel, don't quarrel in my room. You can find a place where there is no one. I don't care whether you are really quarreling or flirting. You guys, really..."
Shan Yun quickly changed his color and said with a smile, "Your sister and I are old husband and wife. Of course, it's love, scolding is love, and fight at the end of the bed!"
The eagle's ambition was about to be angry. When he was about to attack, he was stared at by Shanyun. The former sighed and silently poured himself a cup of tea, as if he was using tea to reduce the fire.
When the little nightingale saw the two of them resting, she was in a much better mood and smiled and said, "That's right, how kind is it? Besides, we cooperated together twice, and we were unprecedentedly successful. Anyway, we all had to celebrate, right?
Eagle's Ambition sat on another chair, and then pointed to his slender thighs to the little nightingale. The little nightingale sat up naturally, hooked her neck, and kissed her. Both of them laughed happily.
Looking at the two women in front of him, two small mouths, and four big waves huddled together, Shan Yun only felt that the "beast blood" that was finally suppressed boiled again. The scenery in front of him was really a visual feast. His eyes were straight. He couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of water, and then took a sip of tea for himself. Cover up and lower the fire by the way. He roared in his heart: My mother, do you dare to let ** be a little more?
The eagle's wild saw the "green" awkward appearance of the man in front of him, and he was greatly satisfied, thinking: You are still young when you are competing with me, and you are not at home at all.
She pointed to her other slender leg with great power and said with a proud smile, "What? Envy? Then come on. I have another leg here. Do you want to sit down too?"
If there is usually no one in the four fields, when you love me, Shan Yun doesn't mind feeling the gentleness of his lover's arms, but at this time, even if he is obsessed with sex, he has to be a gentleman for the dignity of a man. At this time, he said, "Your legs are white, tender and thin, and I'm afraid it will be bad. Speaking of which, my two legs are also empty. Come on, one for each of you, just right!"
At this time, the little nightingale added cunningly: "Where is suitable? If Sister Shiyin and the beautiful women are here, they will definitely smash the jar, be jealous, and make us all sore to death.
The woman has a good plan. Shanyun has a wall ladder. He separated a split and sat side by side with him. He said proudly, "Look, one, two, three, four. Now I have four legs, just four people. Is that enough?"
"Well, I don't have much ability, but my ambition is not small. I also want to enjoy the blessings of others on one side of my leg. Be careful to step on the two boats, be careful to break your legs from the middle, and fall into the water!" The eagle's ambition sneered.
"I think he still has the ability. I'm afraid it won't be difficult for him to add another one!" The little nightingale said.
After all, Lord Tian General Night has the ability to gather eight beautices, and it is not far from the mountains and clouds when it comes to the ability.
"One more? That's not stepping on two boats, but stepping on five boats. Be careful to be pulled by five horses and be dismembered by five horses!" The eagle's ambition sneered.
In this regard, Shan Yun can only giggle for a while, and then change the topic. Fa said, "Wh matter whether he is dismembered by five horses or four horses, that's the future. Isn't my hands, feet and neck all fine now? Now I think of something and want to tell you. Maybe we can continue to cooperate once!"
"Cooperation? What to cooperate with? Is it a joint attack on the next dark country? Eagle's wild eyes lit up. Now the man in front of her is about to become her God of Wealth. As long as she cooperates, there will be a large number of divine stones, treasures and experience beckon to her.
Shan Yun shook his head and said, "You should eat rice one by one, and the persimmons should be soft. At present, we have a lot of things to do to consolidate our power in the country of fear. Before establishing the country of fear as a stable and open player copy, I don't think we have time to expand the next copy.