Chapter 256 Obscene Tricks Happy bridal chamber
After a long drought, I met a sweet rain, and I met an old friend in a foreign country. On the wedding night, I was on the golden list. This is the four joys of life. The wedding banquet is over, and the guests have almost gone. Next should be the happiest time in Shanyun. However, he found a very embarrassing thing, but his group of friends stayed in the "bridal chamber". No matter how many eyes he looked, the other party turned a blind eye to it.
This group of friends, there are really a lot of people. There are twelve people in total, including Xing Xie, Lei Ming and Sancai.
Because he was a little dizzy, Shan Yun hadn't found out the premeditation of this group of people. At this time, he was just unhappy and said, "Okay, guys, go back, hug your wife and play with the children!"
Xing Xie said strangely, "I said, brother, you just want to send us away like this. Don't you know that there is the last thing that hasn't ended in this wedding?"
Brother Shanyun glanced at him drunk and said, "The last thing, what else is there? Is it possible that you unscrupulous guys do something to peep? Do whatever you have to do!"
Jang Ye said, "Xing Xie is right. The last thing should be the bridal chamber. The guys seldom get together. Let's have fun today, right?"
Li Jiaren took off the white gauze scarf on her head and said curiously, "Is it a bridal chamber? What's the matter?"
"It's nothing. It's just a small game to cheer you up!" The thunder is still so loud.
Shiyin seemed to foresee something from everyone's expressions. She secretly pulled the beautiful woman's sleeve and said, "What are you coaxing?" At that time, there will be times when you are ashamed.
Sancai borrowed the words and said, "This is a bridal chamber. This is the only time in life. Let's have a good time!"
Li Jiaren was in high spirits and said, "Sister Shiyin, this bridal chamber is really fresh. Let's play together? Bad guy, what do you think?
Shan Yun lazily hugged the waists of the two girls and said, "You have no problem, I have no problem, hey hey, anyway, I'm thick-skinned!"
Shiyin looked at this situation and just said, "Well, everyone has this elegance, and I will naturally accompany you to the end."
Rongrong, who has been whispering to his little sisters, listened to this and said excitedly, "Okay, we have discussed it. There are twelve people here. Each of you will set a game rule for three to see who has the best idea."
Shan Yun took a look at Rongrong. After the girl became a young woman, her figure was more hot, convex and upturned, which was very interesting. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Rongrong, when you got married, why didn't I expect to make trouble in your bridal chamber? Eight girls add the night, and nine people make trouble together. How lively should it be?
"Short oil, there will be no this store after passing this village!" Rong Rongjiao smiled and said, "I've decided. Let's start with me!" Let me imagine, what game will I play for you?"
After thinking for a while, Rongrong came up with a good idea. He took out a fried egg from his pocket and said, "Yes, just use this!" Come on, the rule of the game is for the bride to stand in front of the groom and put the round egg into the groom's left trouser leg. The bride can only hold it with one hand, and then pass the egg through the crotch from the left trouser leg, and then take it out from the right trouser leg!"
Xing Xie first cheered and said, "Rongrong, your method is so good. This game should be called the bride pinching eggs, right?"
"What egg? Which egg?" The night echoed on the side.
Sancai, who has always been very serious, replied solemnly, "Of course it's the groom's egg!" Unfortunately, there is only one!"
Everyone laughed. Ginu laughed the most. The flowers and branches trembled. They leaned forward and back. They couldn't help saying, "It's better to record this scene. You can recall it if you have nothing to do in the future. The photographer's work is up to me."
After saying that, she consciously took out the peeping equipment she carried with her and recorded the scene.
Brother Shan Yun's face fell down, and he wanted to cry without tears and said, "Rongrong, you haven't seen each other this year. Why have you become so impure?"
"It's a bridal chamber. If it's pure, it's not a bridal chamber!"
"Okay, but can you change this egg? If you can't hold it firmly, it will explode at any time. At that time, I will suffer soon?"
What Shan Yun is most worried about is the fried eggs condensed by Rongrong. Look, the color of the fried eggs is still black, and the explosive power is not ordinary.
The night said, "Yes, yes, it's so melting. If your fried egg blows up the bridegroom's egg, won't Shanyun cry to death tonight?"
Everyone laughed again.
Rongrong couldn't say it. He changed it to a less powerful fried egg and said, "Don't worry, this can't fry the egg. It can be fried at most!"
Shan Yun's face turned into a pig's liver color and said to the general night, "My heart, you see, this is the woman in your family. What's she like to be ** by you? Why are you such a hooligan?"
Zhuang Chun said at this time, "Whether you are a hooligan or not, Rongrong has made a move. You can take it!" I think it's about starting with Aunt Shiyin, right?
Shiyin smiled helplessly and said, "Chunchun, you also want me to make a fool of myself?"
However, it can't be said that Shiyin still has to harden her scalp. At first, it's okay to pinch the fried egg through her trousers and lift it up, but when the fried egg comes out to the root of Shanyun's thigh, Shiyin's face began to burn, and her hands trembled a little. She couldn't help complaining, "Why are your trousers so tight today?"
The trousers are tight, which means that the space in the crotch is small. Shiyin's hand must touch what she doesn't want to touch, or what she doesn't want to touch in front of everyone.
Shan Yun smiled helplessly and said, "I didn't expect them to give me this. Be careful about this. I don't want to be blown up!"
Shiyin blushed again and said, "You still say it!"
After saying that, she held her breath and pushed the fried egg through her crotch. Her face was extremely ashamed, but her hands had to be stable. It took her three minutes to complete the whole process.
Rongrong pinched a palm-sized fried egg and asked, "Sister Shiyin, is this egg too small? Do you want to change it?"
Shiyin shook her head and said, "The egg is already very big. No matter how big it is, this pair of trousers can't be tolerated."
"Oh, it seems that you have touched it with your hand. Is it really big? You can't even put your face and trousers?"
As soon as the sound of Rongrong's words fell, the people on the side laughed again.
Shiyin had a feeling that she was about to faint. She laughed and scolded, "Okay, you actually dug a hole in me? Jiang Ye, it's time for you to take care of it!"
He touched Rongrong's head and said, "Rongrong, you did a good job. We all want to look at you."
Next is Li Jiaren. The girl's speed is much faster than that of Shiyin. She pushes the fried egg into the crotch of Shanyun's trousers, and then directly pushes it to the root of her right leg to directly let the fried egg fall freely, and her little hand catches it under the leg of the trousers.
This scared Shan Yun and said, "Peerless beauty, take it easy. This is not a joke!" What should I do if it really explodes?
"Isn't it not blown up?" Li Jiaren was more nervous. At this time, she actually shouted, "Get out of here" game. Can you make it more challenging?"
He set the night on fire and said, "Yo, look, Shanyun's girl is domineering. What do you think?"
Lei Ming raised his hand and said, "Well, then I'll make it a little difficult!"
Although the thunder is five and three thick, people are careless and not rough. At this time, he bought a few children's balloons from the self-help ring and said, "Come and help blow it up. Wait a minute, you can watch the show!"
Everyone was puzzled, but they helped to blow it up. Lei Ming took out the line and tied the balloons. There were two strings in total, and there were three balloons on each string.
"Come on, the two brides cooperate, stand up straight and stretch out your hands." Lei Ming said as he tied two strings of balloons to the waists of the two brides.
Li Jiaren was puzzled and said, "What's wrong with you? Moreover, why is my balloon tied to my buttocks, while Shiyin is tied in front of me?
Lei Ming smiled and said, "Haha, you will know later. Come on, our groom, you and the bride's heels are level, and you can't move under your feet. You can crush the balloon with your body, even if you pass.
Li Jiaren said that there was no pressure and said, "What's so difficult about this?"
It's not difficult for Shan Yun to say. First, start with Shiyin, hold Shiyin's back in both hands, and then start to press hard!
Soon, he shouted, "Thunder, what material is your balloon made of? Why is it so difficult to break?"
"Hey, it's made of a kind of bag in the body of a warcraft. Although it's strong, you can still break it with a little force." Lei Ming smiled and said, "However, it seems that this thing can also be made into condoms!"
Shiyin blushed, but Shan Yun's face turned black and said, "Are you blowing condoms like balloons? What a waste of material..."
However, like this, he hugged with Shiyin and felt the softness on his chest. Shanyun was still cool in his heart. Shiyin was hugged by the man, and her face was hot. She said, "Hurry up, don't let people laugh!"
Shanyun also wants to hurry up, but this balloon is really not an ordinary material.
"You can also hold me, let's press it together!"
After two minutes, the balloon was crushed by the joint efforts of the couple. Shiyin was relieved, but Li Jiaren couldn't wait and said, "Well, it's my turn. Let's start!"
Li Jiaren's balloon was tied behind him. Shan Yun had to hold Li Jiaren from behind, and Li Jiaren naturally didn't use force.
After working for half a minute, the three balloons were only half flattened by the two. Li Jiaren finally saw the toughness of the balloon. In order to make the man behind her better borrow power, she bowed down, and Shan Yun hugged her waist. How did she look at this posture and make people feel familiar?
He took a look at the Gonu who was recording on the spot and found that the angle she found when recording was very good. From this perspective, there were no balloons between Shanyun and Li Jiaren.
"Hey hey, if this video spreads through a different dimension ring, it will definitely be popular, and maybe it can make a profit!" Jiang Ye praised and said, "Come on, baby, record more professionally."
Li Jiaren also felt that this posture was very obscene and couldn't help saying depressedly, "Lei Ming, you are so big and steady that you have this kind of flower intestines..."
"Hey, sister-in-law, didn't you say it's easy? Is it my fault now?" The thunder roared.
Li Jiaren urged, "Bad guy, why are you linger? Hurry up and work hard..."
Shan Yun said helplessly, "Wife, don't scream. The louder you scream, the happier these beasts will be!"
Everyone smiled and praised Lei Ming for being a good game.
"Brother Shanyun, why don't you give it? How can a man not? Isn't this your mantra? Xing Xie added a fire at the right time.
"Damn, little star, how dare you laugh at me?" The clouds are angry and happy.
"I'm not kidding you, I'm cheering for you! Come on, work hard, work hard... Look, your posture is really standard!" Star evil is not the most evil, only more evil.