Chapter 16 In order to survive, I have to be obscene

"Big boss, how sure are you to win tomorrow's battle now?" The doorway is in the heart.

Wu Shanyun smiled bitterly and said, "It's not a question of whether I'm sure to win, but I can't see the hope of winning at all."

"No way? Are you too pessimistic?" Xuan felt that the matter was big, "Don't we have that ion shock sword?"

"This is not a question of whether the weapon is good or not, but whether the weapon is suitable for me. Veloci beasts are good at close attacks. No matter how we human beings practice, they are much worse than beasts in agility and speed. The biggest defect of my current body is clumsy movement, too slow movement, and the most tragic. What I am least good at is to use a sword. Do you think, do I still have a chance to win? Originally, in my plan, if I could have a gun, with my shooting skills, even if I suffered a big loss in movement speed, I could make up for it with the advantage of long-range attack. What makes me depressed is that I just can't get a gun. Isn't that my life?

Xuan glanced at his master's huge body of 250 catties, and then imagined that he was fighting with a violent Tibetan mastiff, and it was the kind of Tibetan mastiff that condensed a layer of shell outside his body. As the loser owner himself said, he couldn't find any chance of winning.

The little tortoise complained helplessly, "Big boss, if only you had a pair of wings. No matter how powerful the dog is, it can't bite the bird man... Unfortunately, even if you have wings, you can't drag your huge body, can you?

What Wu Shanyun often says is: good character, everything is fine. At this time, he answered this sentence. Although his fate was not good, he raised a good turtle. At this time, he gave the loser an excellent advice.

"Xuan, you are such a genius. Why didn't I think of it? If I can fly, no matter how fast the beast is, can he bite me? Wu Shanyun patted his thighs.

"But can't you fly now?"

"Ancient humans couldn't fly, but do you know what an airplane is? Do you remember the kind of shuttle that can carry people in the air that we have seen in the telescope? If I can also have it, tomorrow's battle will be a matter of stability. No matter how fierce the beast is, his mother didn't teach him how to play the gray machine when she raised him. The loser said excitedly, as if he saw the goddess of victory waxing to him.

However, he still prayed secretly in his heart: Damn it, gods and Buddhas bless, don't let me have money and can't afford a shuttle!

The loser was excited and took the turtle to the weapons mall again. This time, the gods and Buddhas made sure to bless him. He asked the waiter girl at the weapons counter in the auxiliary area. A star beast fighter is eligible to buy a shuttle car, because the beast fighter can't use the shuttle car to make trouble here.

However, when Wu Shanyun asked about the price of the shuttle car again, he was immediately dumbfounded. He counted the number three times and made sure that there were seven zeros behind the one. Suddenly, he felt that he had cheated his father to his grandfather's house this time.

He can't help asking, what's going on? My brother can't afford to buy it, and he is not qualified to use what he can buy.

The gods and Buddhas blessed him that he was qualified to buy a shuttle car, but they did not bless him to afford it. The loser couldn't help regretting that he didn't say all his wishes when he begged God to worship Buddha.

This makes the fat man very frustrated. He not only has no hope in life, but also humiliates in front of an extremely beautiful waitress.

The waiter is eighteen years old, with cherry lips and a nose, pink red cheeks, phoenix eyebrows and star eyes. Her green hair is not cute. Her sexy figure is not full of bones. If she increases a point, she will be fat, and if she loses one point, she will lose weight. In particular, the one-on-one rabbit is a real talent, revealing a round curve. Even the losers with low self-esteem drooled and looked at it a few more times.

It can be said responsibly that this girl surpasses Miss Ximen in terms of figure and appearance, which is rare among people.

However, after seeing the white blindfold on the girl's right eye, everyone will sigh that the weather is not beautiful. Obviously, the girl's right eye should be blind. Such shortcomings are quite fatal, which makes her appearance extremely covered up. In contrast, even Miss Ximen is more beautiful than her. At least the cup is small, but it is a complete real thing.

The girl pouted and was a little angry. At first, she didn't hate the fierce-looking man in front of her, but this guy looked at the shuttle for so long, but he couldn't afford to buy it when he asked the price. She had to suspect that the men in front of her were the same type as the bad guys who came here to fight her.

Therefore, she couldn't help humming heavily.

The loser felt that life was like a roller coaster. He thought it was a **, but he fell into the trough. At this time, Shan Yun can feel the contempt from the nostrils of the waiter's girl. Obviously, he is regarded by the girl as the kind of person who has no money but wants to be rich here. He is ugly but always likes to wander in front of people. Forced.

However, in order to overcome the difficulties and save his life, Shan Yun still came up in contempt and asked in a low voice, "Do you have wings for sale?"

The girl was speechless for a while. She now fully confirms that the extremely disgusting and obscene man in front of her is the kind of hooligan who wanders around and wants to be obscene when she sees a sow. However, out of professional ethics, she still suppressed her nausea and said, "I'm sorry, we don't have a barbecue shop here. We don't have wings for sale. If you want to eat roast wings, please go out and turn left for 150 meters. It's the Beast Fighter canteen."

Shan Yun's "strong" face twitched. He felt that he was being slapped in the face by a girl. He couldn't help but feel a little annoyed and inferior. He said, "Sister, don't entertain me. I'm really here to buy things!"

"Brother, don't come to entertain me. I'm just a seller. If you want to see women, go to the nurse station. Please don't affect my business, or I'll call the guard!" The woman scolded with a disgrateful face: "Also, didn't your mother tell you not to call me sister when you meet a girl when you go out? Am I that old?"

The loser understood that the waiter thought he was here to find fault. Then he took out his beast nameplate, brushed the nameplate sensor, and said, "Sister... Oh, no, girl, I'm really rich. You count it well. This is seven plus five zeros. Don't be a few.

As the saying goes, people can't look, and cutting cakes can't be measured. The waiter's mouth turned into a standard "O" font. After three seconds, she finally realized her gaffe and apologized, "I'm sorry, I was rude just now. However, we really don't have wings to sell here.

"Well, I didn't describe it well. Do you have anything here that allows people to fly in the air? For example, an aircraft like wings? Wu Shanyun re-described it.

"We really don't have wing-like aircraft here." The girl shook her head.

The loser wanted to hit his sister's chest to death and howled, "God, aren't you playing with me? I'm going to die this time."

However, the roller coaster of fate suddenly gave him a small ** when the loser thought it was the lowest point of his life. At this time, the girl added: "However, we have aircraft that are not like wings."

When the loser sees the girl, it's like seeing the Virgin Mary. He immediately wants to kneel down for the girl, a life-saving benefactor.

However, the lifesaver seemed to be a little natural. After reading the price list in her hand, she stuck out her tongue and said, "Well, I didn't notice it just now. It seems that you can't afford those aircraft!"

The loser suddenly darkened in front of his eyes. It turned out that the Virgin Mary came all the way to play with herself. Little ** was just a prelude to let him fall into the abyss.

He looked at the girl with resentment and said, "Sister, how did you just say how to get to the canteen? Brother, I want to buy a piece of tofu and die.

After saying that, the oldman turned around desolately and walked to the door.

"Hey, don't go!" The girl suddenly stopped the loser.

"Don't comfort me. Thank you. You're a good person!" The loser sent a good person card to the girl.

"Don't go, I haven't finished my words yet! I think you buy an aircraft, which is too cost-effective. You might as well buy an anti-gravity accelerator, which can also allow you to achieve a short period of stagnation. I think the battle between one-star orcators should be enough. The girl introduced.

Sometimes, the ** and low tides of life fluctuate too much, and no matter how strong ** is, it may be positive. Potence.

Wu Shanyun now complained to the girl with extremely resentment, "I said, auntie, can you finish your words all at once? Do you know that I just circled between hell and heaven several times?

The girl was dumbfounded and smiled, "Heaven and hell are so close. Why don't I know?"

Brother Shanyun was speechless, but the girl in front of him was like an angel, saving him from danger. He really wanted to rush up and hug him and said, "What is an anti-gravity accelerator? Can you introduce me to me?"

The girl slowly took out a white square block ten centimeters long and wide, with some instruments and buttons above, and straps and buttons below, which is obviously a kind of treasure on her arm like a watch.

"You see, this is the anti-gravity accelerator. In fact, the anti-gravity system on the shuttle is the same as this thing, but it is more complicated. As long as you press the button on the accelerator, the accelerator can put your body in a gravity-free state, and then you can jump more easily and accelerate. The price is only 500,000 points, which is practical and cheap. How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I? The girl is a very professional introduction.

The loser once again confirmed that this girl was the angel sent by God to save her. She was grateful to pay for the baby, and the loser felt that his life was in his hands.

The activity time at noon was almost limited. As soon as the baby arrived, the loser took a brisk step to the iron cage and forgot to thank the "angel".

The "Angel" girl looked at the loser's fat body fading away, suddenly patted her forehead and said to herself, "Short oil, why did I forget to remind him that this thing consumes a lot of energy. I have to buy a spare integrated power supply and use it intermittently. I hope he won't fall from the air because the power is running out... Even if you fall down, don't complain about me. If my mother knows, the shuttle I rewarded for my summer work will be ruined..."

Girl's self-criticism: Am I not professional enough, or am I not good at memory? Well, how can a smart girl like me have a bad memory? It's just unprofessional!

The girl obviously didn't realize that she was just a natural fool!

In fact, the girl's worry is completely unnecessary, because Brother Shan Yun had already fed the anti-gravity accelerator to Wang Ba on the way back to his nest. When Wang Baxuan simulated the anti-gravity accelerator, all the energy was naturally provided by Xuan. Quantum deconstruction energy is many levels higher than the energy state of electrical energy, and there is no need to worry about how much energy this thing will consume.

The other brothers in the nest have come back, and they bring back a copy of every delicious food that is very righteous. Brother Shanyun, who was determined to devote his life to the "weight loss cause", still couldn't help eating **. He swallowed a chicken leg at an indescribable speed, and sighed in his heart that eating and sleeping are really life. Two great pleasures.

However, on the surface, he was very unkind to bury this group of buddies, saying that they had ruined his weight loss plan.

This fat man is simply a bitch, set up a archway, and scolded others as a bitch.

Man is an animal with five desires, which satisfies his appetite a little, and this guy shows the two guys he has just added. The Ion Shock Sword made Brother 18 jealous, because this was the artifact he had always dreamed of, and everyone also touched it, just like touching the broken skin of the dream lover. Such a mighty sword is worth it for a man.

As for Brother Shan Yun's favorite anti-gravity accelerator, everyone's reaction is flat, saying that this thing is expensive and flashy. The reason is very simple. This thing consumes too much energy, but it can only make people stagnate for a short time. However, Brother Shanyun didn't care. He still turned on the anti-gravity accelerator and danced his "space dance" happily without gravity. Several times, he hit his forehead on the roof because he jumped too ridiculously.

The loser's mind did not think that tomorrow's battle would be foolproof just because he hit the roof. Now he is at most a fat pig with two wings, such as a pig adding wings, which is very smooth to escape, but can't he always run away?

As an aspiring time-travelling young man, his goal is not only to save his life from the claws of the swift beast, but also to defeat the swift beast and earn points from his opponent. Otherwise, where does the money to feed the little turtle come from?