Chapter 19 Red Pants Man Sharp Counterattack
Two. Brother Shanyun, who has forced his whole life, is talking to his sulfuric acid paper cannonballs wholeheartedly at this time. How can he pay attention to the "clear sky Thunderbolt" above his head? Fortunately, his little friend Xuan reminded him that he had to turn over and roll down the stone pillar. Before his body landed, there was a huge explosion on his ear.
Fortunately, meteors are only in an energy state, otherwise two. Even if he didn't fall into a meat pie, he would be smashed into meat sauce by the meteor. But the energy-state meteor exploded, and the huge energy explosion made the whole stone forest maze shake, and the large and small stones hit Shan Yunge and the fast beast with stone crumbs all over the sky.
Poor Wu Shanyun was not bitten to death by the big Tibetan mastiff, but he was almost killed by a stone. Fortunately, he was lucky. He happened to be in a dead corner of the explosion. Although he was hit by one or two stones, fortunately he was not crushed by the stone.
"Bah! Damn airport bitch, what's going on? Is there such a public revenge? Wu Shanyun spit out a mouthful of ashes, which was very depressed.
The situation of the rapid beast reserve master is much better than that of Shan Yun. He is already protected by biological mecha, and the stone can't kill him at all. At this time, Shilin had collapsed into a waste stone field. Wu Shanyun lost the geographical advantage he relied on to save his life. The sweltering beast just now completely broke out and pounced on the abominable "fat meat" in front of him.
Brother Shan Yun quickly began to escape from the rocks with the help of the anti-gravity accelerator, but the anti-gravity accelerator can only make him stagnate in the air for a short time and does not make him fly all the time, which makes him start to be dangerous.
The fast beast jumped hard and bit the corner of the guy's trousers. Brother Shanyun was like a balloon in the air and was dragged down. There was nothing he could do. Brother Shanyun could only lose the car and summon his trousers with the cloth summoning technique. He only wore a big red pair of trousers under him.
The man in big red trousers was chased by a fierce dog, reminiscent of the story of the ancient matador.
Shanyun doesn't have the temperament of a bullfighting. He can't wait to become a bird man and fly freely in the sky, so as to stay away from puppies and rabies.
He is really like a fat elephant, sliding on the waves in the river, which is very funny. The fat elephant kept jumping from a high stone pile to another high stone pile to avoid the pursuit of the rapid beast. At the same time, it also forced the rapid beast to go further and bypass the stone pile to chase, so as to get some breathing time and consume the strength of the rapid beast.
After jumping back and forth dozens of times like this, Wu Shanyun finally made a mistake. He was spiritually wheeled yesterday. After being raped all night, he was in a very bad state. At this time, he was half tired. When he jumped from a high stone pile to another, his eyes were in a trance and he didn't find a good place to settle down. As a result, the lower body in big red underwear had an intimate contact with the stone, which made his face change shape in pain and fell from the air.
The velocity beast circled and saw two. He was forced to lie in the corner of a stone pile like a dead pig, with a ferocious smile on his face burned by sulfuric acid. He felt that the enemy had no chance. At this time, he stepped forward step by step, as if he wanted to give more fear of death to the hateful enemy in front of him.
Wu Shanyun rubbed his lower body pitifully, and a pair of bloody eyes looked at the fast beast that was getting closer and closer, full of unwillingness.
"I came to the world to find my own happiness, but I broke my wings and fell to the bird. God, are you too cruel to me?" Wu Shanyun scolded the sky and scolded his mother very much. After the scolding, his eyes completely turned blood-red and said angrily, "Grandma, bear, I don't want to risk these 250 catties of meat. I'll fight for you."
The rapid beast was extremely contemptuous. Knowing that this was just the enemy's battle of the trapped beast, he began to charge. He seemed to have seen the enemy wailing under his claws, and his whole body was stripped off by him.
However, as soon as he jumped into the air, when he felt that he was foolproof, his eyes suddenly darkened, and a dress tightly wrapped his face. In an instant, the nature of the animal made him feel panicked. But his body could not be used in the air, so he could only rush his head. According to the original estimate, this attack would definitely hit the body of the abominable enemy.
It's a pity that he was empty. At the last moment, Wu Shanyun thought of this trick to take off his clothes to save his life, and summoned his upper clothes to the face of the fierce beast. At the same time, his body jumped up with the last trace of strength and luckily avoided the dangerous blow of his life. Then, with deep resentment, Wu Shanyun turned around and stabbed a fragile part of the fast beast with a sword, and then shouted, "Bang!"
Xuan cooperatively changed his body from a fire stick into a huge mace with terrible spikes.
The ferocious beast rushed to the air and felt bad. He immediately felt that "**" was tight. He wanted to turn around and attack in pain, but "**" was instantly huge. After the object burst, the strength disappeared without a trace, and even the battle form could not be maintained. It changed back to the human form, and the back of the buttocks was full of flesh and blood. This injury looks miserable. In fact, it's not serious. Take good care of it for ten and a half days. It should be no problem to get out of bed and walk. But at present, the short soldiers meet each other, Brother Xun Meng can only close his eyes and wait to die, and then talk about the silent mother sending him to his vacuum hometown.
"If you dare me to hit a bird, I'll blow you up**!" Wu Shanyun carried a big mace in his hand, and the pestle was not far from the head of the fast beast. He threatened, "Hand over all your points, and I will spare your life."
The identity nameplate is actually equivalent to a simple light brain. Pressing the button on the nameplate, a light screen can pop up. It is extremely easy to exchange points. You only need to sense each other and then enter it in a certain order. This is also a product of the era of science and technology.
The ferocious beast looked at the fat man in front of him and said, "As long as you kill me, won't all my things belong to you?"
Wu Shanyun waved his hand and said, "These days, it is not easy for anyone to live. I have a friend who is a prisoner of the Zerg like you. Thinking of my friend, I can't do anything to you.
The fast and fierce brother was overjoyed. No one in the world loved his life. He quickly dragged his body and transferred all the points to Shan Yun.
Shanyun saw 52,500 points more on his nameplate light screen, and then looked at Xun Meng's bloody lower body. For a moment, he felt compassionate and said, "I'll return these 2,500 points to you. You can treat these 2,000 points and take 500 points to eat!"
Brother Xun Meng can't say anything except thank you. These days, in the underground Colosseum, if there are no points, even if his injured body is alive, he will either die of illness or starve to death soon after. But with these 2,500 points to save his life, with the help of human developed medical technology, his injury can be cured quickly.
In the central control center, Miss Wen Ren looked at the ugly fat man on the screen, wearing only an eye-catching red trousers all over her body, biting her teeth and silent for a long time.
The master brother exclaimed and said, "This guy is really anxious. At the end, he actually came up with such a trick to cover the enemy's eyes with clothes. It seems that this dress summoning is not very useful!"
He didn't know that this admiration reminded Miss Wen Ren of the shameful scene of her mask being stolen in public. The anger that had disappeared because of shock was raised again. The young lady immediately said coldly, "Arrange it and let this anxious second person continue tomorrow. Forced to play and choose a two-star beast fighter as his opponent, I'd like to see what's the use of his urgent magic.
The master brother realized his mistake and couldn't help covering his mouth and said, "This is a little... What's that?"
"This is my industry. If you don't like it, you can get out of here..." The young lady shook her ponytail and didn't pay attention to the next beast fighting situation. She left angrily.
The master brother chased after him, and I guess he went to flatter the girl again.
Wu Shanyun was not in a good mood at this time, because he was being criticized by the little turtle.
"It's disgusting, disgusting, boss, can you let me know in advance next time you do this ** work?"
Shan Yun knew that he was wrong and whispered, "Wouldn't the situation be too urgent at that time? I can't help it, little turtle. I'll wash it for you when I get back.
"Do you think this is something that can be finished with a wash? This is mental trauma, leaving an indelible shadow in my little heart. What's too urgent? It's just an excuse. You can't pick another place to get in. Why do you have to pick that place? The anger of the little turtle is not so easy to eliminate.
"Well... Isn't that guy rough-skinned and thick-skinned? I'm worried that the fire stick can't get in, and there happens to be a hole in that place, and I just stuck it in. Brother Shanyun continued to explain that one person and one pet were quite speechless at this time.
At last, Shanyun promised to give the angry Uncle Turtle a monthly offering from eleven pieces of silicon crystal stone to fifteen yuan. Uncle Turtle reluctantly calmed down and strictly warned him that if there was another time, he would never forgive Shanyun if he didn't remind him in advance.
This battle did not receive much attention at that time, because the two beast fighters were only one star level. However, if Miss Wen Ren will pay attention to the battle, he absolutely believes it, but if the waiter girl with a white blindfold yesterday will pay attention to the battle, he will never believe it.
However, the blindfold girl just paid attention to the game and sweated for the game. The reason is very simple. She is worried about this second. Brother will fall down when using the anti-gravity accelerator. This girl is simply afraid of two. Brother will complain about her in the store because she didn't introduce the goods clearly. In this way, her shuttle summer reward will be gone. Therefore, after Shanyun left, the girl got two through the sales record. Brother's fighting beast number, and then the returning beast number found that he has a game tomorrow. Just now, she looked absent-mindedly at the business in the store while watching two through her own light brain. The battle of the brother.
er. The fight of the brother made the girl tremble, because in her expectation, according to the second. In this way of using the anti-gravity accelerator, the anti-gravity accelerator will run out of energy for up to two minutes. At that time, he will definitely fall from the air and be bitten to death by a ferocious beast.
Finally, two. When her brother bumped into a stone, she thought it was a tragedy caused by the energy of the anti-gravity accelerator. However, later two. The last blow of her brother was beyond her expectation. When the counterattack was successful, the natural girl actually shouted in front of the customers in the store, which immediately attracted the crowd to watch. The girl immediately hummed a song calmly, pretending that nothing had happened.
After the matter is over, I don't know if it's because this girl is against two. Brother's impression is not bad, or is it because of the second. The brother was happy that it didn't affect her summer vacation benefits. The girl did one to two. Force brother's far-reaching influence.
Perhaps, this girl is really the lucky goddess of the fat man Wu Shanyun. The blindfold girl uploaded this video to a beast-fighting hobby forum with huge information flow and gave the video a cool name - "Is this also okay? Take off your clothes to save yourself, the sharp counterattack of the man in red trousers!"